Chapter 342: Inglourious Basterds

After Wang Yan was escorted back by the Iron Harrier Army, there were still people poking his backbone outside the post house, and he didn't care, so he hurriedly went back to his room and lay down to get ready to sleep.

I fell asleep after only three or five breaths, and officially entered the big spring dream.

happened to dream that the queen mother was lying on the ground with her disheveled cheeks and crimson, and Da Yan was looking for a tissue, but was harassed by Zhan Zhaolai and woke up with a shout.

Wang Yan didn't get up, and threw himself on the bed depressedly and pounded the ground: "What is the important matter, can't you wake me up at another time?" ”

Zhan Zhao didn't know that he was tired, so he tilted his head and shook his head: "No, you are a Great Song official who is on an envoy, and you have a lot of responsibilities." If you don't become an official, everyone's requirements for you will be very low. This is your own theory. ”

"Don't be verbose, say what you want to say." Wang Yan continued to pound the ground.

Zhan Zhao said with a strange look: "You have seen the Empress Dowager of Western Xia, what is the situation?" Did you mention Cao Qing? ”

Wang Yan was a little embarrassed and didn't speak.

Zhan Zhao saw his expression, and his mouth almost crooked: "Didn't you forget about it after you were distracted, right?" The last general has seen the Queen Mother and knows that she is definitely a person who will distract men, but such a major problem, my lord, have you forgotten? ”

Wang Yan said: "It's not that I forgot about it, but the time to mention it is not ripe yet." Negotiation is strategic, you know? The more anxious you are, the more you will be used to blackmail you, I thought you understood that. ”

Of course Zhanzhao understands this truth, but Zhanzhao still has an extremely distrustful look, thinking that the whole process of the Great Demon King seeing the Queen Mother must be thinking about what is wrong, and he can't think of the key things.

"So since this is the adult's negotiation strategy, did the adult promise the queen mother anything on this trip?" Zhan Zhao asked again.

Wang Yan's face was slightly red and said, "I promised him to go tomorrow to stir up King Ming's lecture." ”

At this time, Zhanzhao's mouth was really crooked, "Your Excellency has really been distracted, and the last general thinks that it will be difficult for you to complete this mission." You actually agreed to such a major condition for her, but you didn't even mention Cao Qing? ”

Wang Yan began to be a little annoyed, sat up and said, "But I mentioned a more important task, which is to attack Li Shougui. ”

"I don't see it, why is it more important to fight Li Shougui than to rescue Cao Qing?" Zhan Zhao was flustered.

Wang Yan smiled and said, "I'm seeking benefits for you." To put it simply, Li Shougui is her man, but he is not competent at all, he is a sinister and dirty villain. As a hero, can you bear to let a woman like her be played with like this by a scumbag? ”

Zhan Zhao couldn't help but pout, so he had to whisper: "I can't bear it, but that's her business, and we can't do anything about it." ”

"We can do something." Wang Yan muttered: "I can see that she thinks about you, and she even provokes the relationship between you and me intentionally or unintentionally during the conversation. I didn't expose it on the spot, I plan to take advantage of this, after killing Li Shougui, do you know, she is in need of men and warriors, and you, the prince charming who once rescued him, will be useful. ”

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Although Zhan Zhao thinks that his brain hole is very novel and can be regarded as a welfare, he would rather die than obey!

"The last general is a general, he can die in battle, but he won't go undercover. It will not help you deceive and play with women to achieve the purpose of undercover. Zhan Zhao said very decisively.

Damn, if he doesn't do it, forget it, the master will do it himself.

In fact, Wang Yan also knows that a person like him who is famous all over the world is completely different from an undercover marginal character.

So he lay down again, wanting to continue dreaming.

Zhan Zhao still said unrelentingly: "My lord, how can you be sure that after helping her stir up King Ming's lectures, she will listen to your words and look down on Li Shougui?" The last general can feel that she is a loving person, and her dependence and affection for Li Shougui do not seem to be fake. ”

Wang Yan said very insidiously: "You are mistaken, I didn't blackmail her into giving up her beloved man by cleaning up King Ming's affairs." But after I did this brainlessly and directly, she would definitely think that there was something wrong between me and Li Shougui. She is a news controller like our Emperor of the Great Song Dynasty, so she will definitely secretly monitor Li Shougui. And I took advantage of the situation to further provoke Li Shougui, so Li Shougui's square inch is messed up, and he will make more violent moves next, and people will not pay attention to things when they are excited. So I personally think that there is a high probability that the Queen Mother will find out that the post house is operated by Li Shougui. To a certain extent, the vinegar jar will be a cute man in the eyes of women, but it must not be overdone, when the Queen Mother found that Li Shougui was a narrow-minded and extreme person, who used state affairs to vent his personal emotions. So at this point, I can announce: Li Shougui must hit the street. The most wrong thing about him was not to be disloyal to the Queen Mother, but to be my opponent at an inappropriate time. ”

It's so insidious...... But speaking of which, Zhanzhao actually supports the death of a scumbag like Li Shougui, which is really a chivalrous heart.

Immediately, Zhan Zhao asked curiously: "My lord, how did you provoke Li Shougui closely?" ”

Wang Yan said with an embarrassed expression.

Zhan Zhao was shocked and lost his voice: "You...... You actually took off your pants and exposed your ass outside the dormitory of the Empress Dowager in the Western Xia Imperial City? ”

"You don't understand." Wang Yan shook his hand and ignored people: "This is just playing on the spot, I want people to know that I am an arrogant and domineering kid." In fact, the thing that angered Li Shougui the most was not to take off his pants, but to let him see me come out of the Queen Mother's bedroom at night, and the Queen Mother said that she was tired and didn't see him. This alone can pull the hatred value of his scumbag vinegar jar to the extreme. Take off your pants, it's really not for him to see, it's for the Iron Harrier Army. He Li Shougui is not worthy of using his face to stick my ass, he is a scumbag, I am the demon king, but I am not a scumbag! ”

"In any case, the Admiral thinks that the Lord is a shameless person. No one can say you're doing anything wrong, but you're too bad. I hope that because of you, the Queen Mother will not label the entire Song Kingdom as a shameless symbol. Because everything you do in Xingqing Mansion represents the Great Song Dynasty, it is signed and approved by the Governor Fu Bi. ”

Speaking of this, Zhanzhao sighed, and didn't pray for Li Shougui when he left, that scumbag would normally be the kind of character in history who made Lu Buwei tie his hands and feet, but unfortunately his biggest misfortune was that he met a more undisciplined big demon king, which was sad.

After Zhanzhao left, he could finally fall down and dream, damn it, did the tissues get ready just now? But he was beaten with a stick.

Now, although Wang Yan's brain circuits are relatively clear, he can't dream about that scene anymore.

It's true that I was thinking about it and dreamed of the Queen Mother, but she just didn't take off her clothes in the dream. And if it continued, it suddenly became a nightmare-like existence, there were no details in the dream, but it always felt that she saw Wang Yan's cattiness clearly, and she saw her as a shameless bastard.

"Shameless bastards get out of Xingqing Mansion!"

After being revealed in the dream, Wang Yan turned into a street rat, and his heart was cold, and he dreamed that there was a march of 500,000 people demanding that Wang Yan be defeated.

"Shameless bastards get out of Xingqing Mansion!"

When he heard the sound like a tide and waves again, Wang Yan woke up, and it was already early in the morning.

This is not a dream, but in the bedroom, you can clearly hear the protest and scolding outside, which is really much louder and more extreme than yesterday.

This caused Wang Yan to wake up. Otherwise, the body at this age will not be easy to wake up from thunder when it falls asleep.

It seems that last night directly pulled Li Shougui's anger value to the top of the table, so he immediately increased the stakes.

That means more extreme things will happen, and if you don't handle it well, you'll be in trouble. So Wang Yan didn't wait, didn't wash without breakfast, and hurriedly dressed and came out.

Walking all the way through the corridor to the gate, Ma Jinsi followed beside him and said anxiously: "The last general has issued a second-level state order, and he is ready to counterattack at any time to defend my Great Song Dynasty and territory!" Because it seems that the situation is really getting out of hand, people today are different, much more extreme. ”

Wang Yan stomped his feet and said: "Pass on my generals, revoke the second state, and maintain the first-level forbidden state." I can't fight back without my personal authorization. Remember that it is not forbidden to have the 'first shot', but that no matter what the situation is, you can only carry it with your head without authorization, and you can't fight back! ”

"The last general understands the meaning of Xianggong, and the last general is just careful...... The situation can get out of control and cause danger. Ma Jinsi said.

"It's dangerous to eat, and if you don't talk about political risks at this time, we may die on the road. That's it. Wang Yan waved his hand while walking briskly, and the old horse had to quickly revoke the second-level combat readiness order.

Everyone thought that Wang Yan was a tough person, but apparently his Wang family liked to be in his position and a certain government, and after the envoy, he entered the role transformation, not in the state of the demon king, but a diplomatic bureaucrat kneeling and licking. There is no way around this.

When he came out, Li Ling, a member of the Western Xia Rite Department who had been guarding here, was already drowsy, and he had really had enough of everything. Fed up with these stupid Western Xia natives, and fed up with Wang Yanla's ability to hate.

There is news that Wang Yan took off his pants in public in the imperial city last night, and Li Ling didn't know what he wanted to do?

"The bureaucrats of the Ministry of Rites who have lost their power and humiliated the country! Hurry up and drive the shameless bastard Wang Yan out of Xingqing Mansion! ”

"Inglourious bastards! Get out of Xingqing Mansion! ”

Wave after wave of emotional voices resounded, by the way, there were too many people, and there were constantly people pushing behind, so the people in the front row who were getting more and more emotional were pushed and walked closer and closer.

Wang Yan could control the Shenji Battalion, but he couldn't control the Western Xia Guards.

And now that the Western Xia guards are on the front line, it is difficult to say that they will die if they continue. This routine is too familiar, and the intelligence officers of Maozi and Thief Eagle in later generations like each other the most, and they have tried it repeatedly.

"Master Li, quickly withdraw your people." Wang Yan stood beside Li Ling and said in a low voice.

"Redemption! The duty of the official is to guard this place, and there is no room for the cordon to be drawn, and if the rules are broken casually, then it is the responsibility if something happens. Li Ling shook his head indifferently.

Wang Yan frowned, but he couldn't say that he was wrong. Song Guo himself has many such people. At this time, it may be true that something will happen if you follow the rules, but there is no responsibility or little responsibility. Although it is possible to control it, once it is not controlled, the responsibility will be great.

After thinking about it, Wang Yan glanced at Ma Jinxi before he lost control, and after the old horse came over, Wang Yan whispered a few words to him, and he nodded.

A few moments later, as yesterday, among the growing number of protesters, a few bold people appeared, and with great strength, poured another bucket of dirty water in front of the cordon.

Whoop -

Wang Yan could avoid it, but he deliberately didn't avoid it, and he was soaked with Li Ling again, and he shivered cold. And Li Ling, a Western Xia bureaucrat, was trembling with anger, and he pointed at the mouth and scolded "rebellion, cold death of the official" and other words.

As a result, the two most hateful officials, Wang Yan and Li Ling, were embarrassed together, causing the protesters to laugh.

The two people who splashed the water were new to the mix, and everyone was very unfamiliar. And it must be a trained person, otherwise there are guards and a cordon, and ordinary people are not capable of spilling such a large bucket of water here.

In fact, it was none other than Ma Jinxi's two most capable hooligans in disguise, and Wang Yan ordered them to do so.

This is a precautionary shot, a temporary calming of the mood of these marchers.

If the process is unavoidable, prefer to do it yourself.

For example, when the bear child in the future generation gets into trouble and makes a fuss, if the father takes the initiative to pull the bear son over and kick him in front of outsiders, then maybe the other party is still not satisfied, but usually it will be over. But if the father comes over not to correct the mistake, but to find a reason for his bear child, or even to say that it is the fault of the other party, then the child is not exempt, and the hatred value will be full in an instant, and everything will be possible in the subsequent situation.

This is actually human nature, but also social nature.

Wang Yan applied yesterday's model, and arranged for his own people to take the initiative to splash a bucket of dirty water before the outbreak, and did not fight back, making an embarrassed appearance to attract everyone to see the joke. This process is the "immunity antibody", which can make these unknown truths look at the joke instead of doing it, after all, they and Wang Yan have no enmity for killing their father.

At this point, the situation initially eased, and the scolding continued, but not as severe as before.

But it only eased up for about half an hour, and just when Wang Yan and Li Ling were about to hit the street, the situation became tense again because people kept pushing behind and people constantly shouting slogans and agitation.