Volume 1: The Wind Rises and Peace Chapter 5: You Let Me Lie Down for a While, Autumn Pear Paste ......
The sun on the top of the mountain was already a little hot, and one ear was bored leaning against a big tree, holding a dog's tail grass in his mouth, and his eyes looked at the road halfway up the mountain from time to time.
Wu Mazi sat not far away and bragged with everyone, this time his official position was the commander of the Jinyi Guard, he was talking about his brilliant achievements when he was the commander of the Jinyi Guard, in addition to Kou Pingchao, opening up the territory and expanding the territory, one sentence Dingshan River, Wu Mazi was carried away, and the so-called personal experience was blown into a mythical novel.
Ma Han sat on the other side, holding a half-zhang long red chain snake in his hand and fiddling with it.
He wrapped the snake around his left hand, and with his right hand let go of the snake, and the snake immediately struck at his face.
Just watch Ma Han unhurriedly grab the snake's seven inches again, and then wrap the snake back around his left hand, and let go of his right hand again.
This snake was picked up by Ma Han when he first came out of the cottage door, and one ear saw Ma Han playing like this from the beginning of the door, and he had been playing for two hours.
This snake has also jumped around from the beginning, and the appearance of not avenging this and swearing not to be a snake has become now weak and helpless and can be bullied at will.
If it weren't for Ma Han grabbing the snake's tail and shaking it on the ground from time to time, it is estimated that this snake would not have thought about revenge at this time.
One ear is very envious of Ma Han, this Tie Hanhan can find the simplest happiness at any time.
Seeing that the time was almost noon, and he hadn't seen the so-called convoy carrying gold coming, one ear wanted to take people back to the village.
At this moment, a bee buzzed to one ear and turned around a few times and then flew away, and after squinting at one ear for a while, he looked back and saw two carriages, and more than a dozen people were walking along the road towards him.
"Cheer up, the idea has arrived!" One ear lowered his voice and said solemnly.
In an instant, the bored bandits around them all looked intently at the road halfway up the mountain.
Ma Han was no exception, Ma Han was shouted by one ear and hurriedly put away his snake, who knew that the snake suddenly had a bright brain, and broke free from Ma Han's clutches in an instant.
Ma Han was a little angry, and grabbed the snake's tail with a big hand.
The snake moved into position with a snakeskin, and it drilled towards a black hole.
Wu Mazi was staring intently at the two carriages, and suddenly felt a cold trouser leg, and he didn't know what was drilling into his pants, so he jumped up in fright.
The snake was also frightened, and finally got into a hole thinking that it could escape Ma Han's clutches, but it didn't want to have a similar ...... in this hole
In the spirit of the dead Taoist friend who does not die and the poor Dao, this snake opens its mouth wide and goes up to a mouthful......
"Oh...... Oh...... Oooooooo......oo
A long scream came from the mountain, and I saw Wu Mazi's face distorted, lying straight down.
More than a dozen people beside the carriage also noticed the people on the mountain, it seemed that the person who came was not good, the leader immediately drew his saber, and the others also hurriedly drew their sabers and stared at the people on the top of the mountain.
One ear's mood that had just turned good was ruined by Wu Mazi.
glanced at Wu Mazi, who was lying on the ground at this time, rolling his eyes and twitching, and then looked at the seventy or eighty people behind him, took out a pig-killing knife from behind him, and roared: "Robbery!" He shouted and rushed down.
When the bandits saw that one ear had taken the lead in rushing down, they took out all kinds of weapons and rushed down the mountain.
Ma Han was carrying a big knife, and when he passed by Wu Mazi's side, he took a deep look at Wu Mazi, who had begun to foam at the corner of his mouth, and then looked at Wu Mazi's pants.
The snake is still there, come back and catch it later.
As the saying goes, two fists are hard to beat four hands, and as the saying goes, it's good to punch the master to death.
When the leading guard saw seventy or eighty people rushing down from the other side, he secretly screamed in his heart, and then shouted: "Which plate is the one with the vegetables?" β
This is a black language, which means asking the other party which copycat it is, and also wanting the other party to know that he is also a person who has seen a big scene from south to north.
It's a pity that one ear who is not from a professional class doesn't understand this, and when he heard the other party's question, he stared at the other party with one ear and replied without thinking: "Still picking vegetables?" Where is the food? Lao Tzu hasn't eaten for half a year, and it's up to you to open meat today. β
As he spoke, the saliva of one ear flowed to the ground in a coordinated manner.
Someone in the guard swallowed a mouthful of spit with difficulty, and asked the leader with a trembling voice: "Master Gao Weiliang, these people can't be wild people in the mountains, they want to eat people, right?" β
Gao Wei's conscience was also a little hairy, but experience told him that he couldn't run away at this time, once he escaped and was caught up by the other party's seventy or eighty people, it would really be dead on the spot.
At this time, the best choice is to give the goods he escorted to the other party, but seeing the drooling appearance of staring at him in one ear, Gao Weiliang was also a little unsure whether these people were coming for the goods.
One ear stopped when he rushed to a place more than ten meters away from the other party, put the pig-killing knife in front of him, and then shouted angrily: "I opened this mountain, I planted this tree, if you want to live from now on, stay and buy road money!" β
The set of words was learned from Mr. Storyteller in Ping'an County last year, and Mr. Storyteller said that the heroes who robbed homes and houses all said this set of words, just because of two words - professional.
It's just that there is a buzzing sound next to it that I don't know if it's a fly or something else, which makes people upset and spoils the overall beauty of the robbery.
Gao Weiliang frowned, he really didn't expect the other party to be such an outdated routine, he knew that this kind of routine was no longer popular in other places.
The one-eared man in front of him actually used this kind of clichΓ©, and Gao Wei felt a little contempt in his conscience.
This time, I passed by Ping'an County to pick up this dart, and I actually met this kind of stunned youth, Gao Weiliang was deeply helpless about his luck.
Although he despised the other party, Gao Weiliang still took a deep breath and said into one ear: "This strong man, I am Gao Weiliang of the Gao family boxing in Dongzhou Mansion, can the strong man be convenient, we are facing the sky, each going to one side, is it good that the well water does not interfere with the river water?" I asked the strong man to choose one of the two carriages, which was a gift from my high and good friends. β
Gao Weiliang didn't say anything, he is still the number one master in Dongzhou, the kind of master who can't get into the body with seven or eight people on weekdays. That is, one ear brings too many people, but if there is a little bit of goodness, you have to fight for a wave.
One ear listened with interest to Gao Weiliang's words, and then muttered: "Gao Yingying, don't say that, what is the name of choosing one of the two carriages?" Only children do multiple-choice questions, and as an adult, of course, I want them all. β
The latter sentence is a witty remark that one ear learned with Wang Lexue some time ago, but I didn't expect to use it so quickly. One ear suddenly felt that he would have more contact with Wang Le in the future, and learning was really useful.
Gao Weiliang was a little speechless by one ear, and waved his hand behind him with a green face, and then said: "According to what the strong man said, the two truckloads of goods are left to the strong man, and I ask the strong man to let me wait for a way out." β
As he spoke, Gao Weiliang clenched his fists with both hands and arched his hand to one ear. People are under the eaves and have to bow their heads.
Although he is strong, he can only give it in vain when he encounters this group of bandits who have an absolute advantage in numbers and are unreasonable.
Silly beep masters, especially a group of silly beeps, are even more true when they have an absolute advantage in numbers.
A happy smile immediately overflowed on his face when he heard this, this is two carts of gold.
"Well said, well said." One ear agreed, and then he nodded at Ma Han: "Little pony, go up and inspect the goods for us." β
Ma Han didn't say much, threw the big knife to the ground and walked towards one of the carriages.
When the guards of the carriage saw that Ma Han was coming to open the cargo box, they had already scattered and fled down the mountain.
Seeing that the seventy or eighty big men around him took a few steps closer to his side, Gao Weiliang had no choice but to despise his teammates in his heart......
The carriage's cargo box was tightly sealed, except for a few vents where a few bees were flying.
Ma Han directly grabbed the vent of the cargo box with his hand, only to hear a loud shout, and the entire cargo box was directly lifted up by Ma Han, revealing the goods in the container.
only heard the sound of "buzz", one ear instantly threw the pig-killing knife to the ground, and shouted: "Run!" β
Behind him, countless bees rose into the air.
Why are people sitting at home, or from the sky, and the bees think that they have moved well, how can they be forcibly demolished?
Bees certainly don't understand this.
But that didn't stop them from buzzing and flying in search of the heinous demolition workers, and to exchange them with him.
Ma Han's reaction was faster, and as soon as he lifted the cargo box, he realized that something was wrong, and immediately turned around and ran away, holding Gao Weiliang in his hand.
Gao Weiliang struggled several times and couldn't break free of Ma Han's hands like iron tongs, and he couldn't help but feel bitter in his heart.
Where did this strong man come from? Is it so tough?
For the first time in his life, Gao Weiliang had doubts about his reputation as the No. 1 master in Dongzhou.
Possible...... Tricked yourself?
On the other side, the thieves heard the roar of one ear, and they didn't care what one ear saw and ran away.
Seeing that he had run half a mile, a relatively smart person looked back, and then shouted to everyone in surprise: "It's a bee, what a big bee!" β
Some people don't know what's going on, and they look back while muttering in their hearts, what's there to be afraid of in the wind, it's good that there is a big wind, it's really uncultured, the wind is a formation!
As a result, when he turned around, he shouted even more miserably: "What a bee!" Black crushed bees! β
As a result, the history of the two kept repeating itself in a group of bandits.
When running more than a mile, someone finally reacted: "Run into the water, there is a river half a mile ahead." β
A group of rabble, after having a backbone, finally ran into the river, and the bee swarm circled for a while before reluctantly flying away.
During this period, someone was stung a few times, but it was harmless, and it was fine if it was swollen for two days at most.
Seeing that the swarm had flown away, Ma Han stood up from the river with Gao Weiliang in his arms, followed by a fat beating, and Gao Weiliang, who was beaten with a few old punches, had no temper.
Gao Weiliang was lying on the ground with a little chest tightness, but Ma Han was still hammering Gao Weiliang.
Gao Weiliang wanted to cry without tears, and he didn't know if he could let go of himself if he could let go of himself by slapping the floor and admitting defeat at this time.
Seeing that Gao Weiliang was pressed to the ground by Ma Han and hammered a stick of incense, one ear finally came out of the psychological shadow just now, stopped Ma Han's continuous blow against Gao Weiliang, stood in front of Gao Weiliang with a gloomy face and asked, "Who asked you to harm me?" What about gold? β
Gao Weiliang grinned a few breaths before replying, "Gold? Where is there any gold? Who did you hear about gold? I was commissioned by the queen bee forest in Ping'an County to transport this batch of honeycombs to Xinglingou one hundred and thirty miles away, and I don't know the gold you said...... I don't really know, I really don't know. β
Originally, Gao Weiliang still wanted to save some of his image, but when he saw Ma Han's suddenly clenched fists, he suddenly felt that he was still honest.
Nothing is more important than life.
Hearing Gao Weiliang's answer, the expression of one ear was slightly solemn.
He suddenly remembered his source.
On that day, when I attacked the county seat of Ping'an, I entered the county town in disguise and was about to go to the teahouse to get some information, and I heard a person dressed as a noble son at the next table whispering something to the person next to him.
Due to the poor reception signal in only one ear and the noisy environment, one ear only hears one after another.
"Will leave in ten days...... Golden ...... The purity is definitely high...... My house never messes things into it......"
Thinking of this, one ear suddenly looked at the thieves with a weak heart.
Seeing that they didn't look at themselves, they said to Gao Weiliang righteously: "It seems that you have ruined our business, we have received news that someone will transport gold from here, you actually ruined our business, do you think you deserve to die?" β
How dare Gao Weiliang say anything, but the arrogance of the master can't make him bow his head to this guy with one ear, if the strong man next to him asks this kind of thing, Gao Weiliang feels that he can immediately blurt out something like "damn it".
"What about Wu Mazi? , Wu Mazi is still over there, we have to go back and save him! β
Suddenly, someone in the group of bandits spoke.
Immediately afterwards, a large group of people seemed to react in hindsight and prepared to go back to save Wu Mazi.
But he saw one ear stretching out his hand to stop it, and then pointed to Gao Weiliang on the ground and said: "Look at him, just follow me and a few people to rescue Wu Mazi!" β
As he spoke, he took the lead and returned the way he came.
There are a few people who are also following one ear and ready to help, and they are all loyal fans of Wu Mazi's legendary story.
Ma Han thought about it and followed, he hadn't forgotten the snake in Wu Mazi's crotch.
After walking a stick of incense, Yier and the others finally saw Wu Mazi lying on the ground.
One ear hurriedly ran a few steps, and held up the back of Wu Mazi's head with one hand, seeing that Wu Mazi's eyes were closed and his face was red and swollen, and his face was full of bee stings.
One ear cried out heartbreakingly: "Mazi, how are you?" You can't die! You speak! You speak! β
Ma Han stood aside and stared at Wu Mazi's crotch, seemingly a little worried.
It seemed that he heard a heart-rending cry in one ear, Wu Mazi woke up slowly, his eyes were trying his best to widen, but because his face was too swollen, he still only opened a small slit.
"Big brother, I feel that my whole body is swollen badly, and it hurts when I speak, so you let me lie down for a while, autumn pear paste (please) ......"
Wu Mazi seemed to have exhausted all his strength and said with difficulty.
Before the words fell, I saw Ma Han on the side suddenly take off Wu Mazi's pants.
The expression on Wu Mazi's face was a little painful, but after all, his face was too swollen to be seen.
took out the snake that had been with him for a long time from Wu Mazi's pants, but found that the snake had already been stung by a bee.
Ma Han sat down on the ground dejectedly and muttered.
"The serpent is dead......