"This old-timer!" Tie An instantly appeared in front of the sloppy veteran.

The sloppy veteran's heart was empty, and he hurriedly wanted to drill into the crowd, but he was blocked by a group of coaxing veterans, and he couldn't advance or retreat.

"Zhang Laoer, don't run away! This little brother of the Mo family is also kind-hearted, your head lice have been for many years! It is a great joy to completely eradicate it at this moment! In the crowd, a group of veterans laughed and laughed, happy to see the sloppy veterans make a fool of themselves.

The sloppy veteran Zhang Lao Er glared at a group of friends hatefully, and quickly turned his head and said with a smile: "This little brother of the Mo family, my brother and I were joking just now, don't you take it to heart?" ”

"Shh

Bursts of veteran laughter suddenly came from behind him.

"Just kidding, are we kidding you? Even the identity of my young master cut his hair for us, which is also a joke. Tie An roared.

Zhang Laoer's face suddenly froze.

Seeing this, Merton walked over, waved his hand and motioned Tie An to step aside, looked at Zhang Lao Er and said gently: "This old brother has been married." ”

"Just like him, who will marry him!" A well-known veteran scoffed.

Zhang Lao Er leaned his neck and said stubbornly: "Why does the big husband have no wife!" Wait for Lao Tzu to be crowned marquis immediately, what kind of mother-in-law do you want? ”

Although Zhang Laoer's voice was sonorous and powerful, Morton clearly saw a trace of loneliness in his eyes.

Merton did not expose Zhang Lao Er, and persuaded him: "Having said that, but after this battle, I am afraid that there will be no more war in Datang in a short period of time, do you want to seal the marquis immediately, I am afraid I don't know how many more years you will have to wait, even if you are the marquis immediately, the result is that the whole body is full of lice, you think you can enter the Taiji Palace!" Ben Hou thinks that if you want to change your fate, start by eradicating head lice first! ”

Zhang Laoer's expression suddenly relaxed.

"In a few years, you will gradually get old, even if you get a good daughter-in-law, what is the use?" Merton patted Zhang Er's shoulder and said.

"At that time, I'm afraid that Zhang Lao's second child will be useless!"

An old soldier laughed, and the soldiers burst into laughter.

"Ben Hou heard that you have won a lot, this time there will definitely be a lot of silver, if you cure your head lice, dress up neatly and neatly, and have military merits in hand, the reward is rich, then it is not easy to find a daughter-in-law." Merton encouraged.

"What if you can't find it?" Zhang Lao Er said a little shyly.

Merton smiled and looked at Zhang Lao Er's and said in amazement: "It's up to me!" Such! Ben Hou personally guaranteed for you, and published a marriage advertisement for you in the ink magazine, Ben Hou didn't believe that you couldn't find a daughter-in-law. ”

"Marriage advertisement!" Zhang Lao Er was surprised.

"It's that the whole Datang knows that you want to ask for a mother-in-law, and tell the world your conditions, and the matchmakers in the whole Datang are making a marriage for you, if there is no girl willing to follow you, then I have no choice!" Merton said.

Zhang Laoer's face suddenly turned red and said: "If you can't find a daughter-in-law in that case, you don't need Mohou's orders, and I, Zhang Laoer, will have no shame to face Mohou." ”

He naturally knew that Zhang Lao Er was ruthless at the moment and walked in front of Ji Bo.

Under Ji Bo's care, soon, a tall and resolute Zhang Lao Er appeared in front of everyone, plus it was very suitable for flat hairstyles, and in Merton's opinion, he had the tough style of later generations of military men.

Merton's heart moved, and he ordered: "Tie'an, take out one of your new clothes and give it to Zhang Lao Er to change into." ”

Tie An took the order and quickly took out a new piece of his clothes, Zhang Lao Er took it and changed it unceremoniously.

"Wow!" The surrounding soldiers suddenly exclaimed.

People rely on clothes, and Buddha relies on gold! Ma Lao Er has been a soldier for many years, and his figure is naturally strong, coupled with Tie'an's new clothes and refreshing flat head, the whole person immediately looks new.

"Zhang Laoer, you are obedient, if you can't find a daughter-in-law like this, Lao Tzu will gouge out your eyeballs." A veteran exclaimed with amazement on his face.

The other soldiers nodded one after another, and they all looked at the transformed Zhang Lao Er in amazement, where is there still a trace of the previous sloppy veteran Zhang Lao Er at this moment.

"Thank you, Mohou!" Zhang Lao Er couldn't help but be overjoyed when he saw himself in the bronze mirror.

"Thank me for nothing, I didn't do anything." Merton said.

"Merton's words are on demand, no less than the grace of recreation!" Zhang Lao Er said respectfully.

"You Zhang Lao Er met a noble person this time!" A veteran said enviously.

"Liu Tiezhu, do you want to marry a daughter-in-law! I'm afraid it's hard for you to have head lice all the time! Zhang Lao Er's eyes rolled and looked at the veteran who had been laughing at him before.

When the veteran Liu Tiezhu saw such a big change in Zhang Laoer, he gritted his teeth and walked in front of Ji Bo.

"Lu Xiaoliu, are you going to go back with head lice, you said that if you infect your mother-in-law, she won't let you go to bed!" Zhang Lao Er shouted at another veteran.

"Lao Tzu would rather spend money on treatment than cut his hair!" The veteran named Lu Xiaoliu said stubbornly, he really didn't want to cut off his hair.

Hearing this, Mo Wu touched the flat head that pierced his hand, and said with a knife: "If you want to treat head lice with medicine, it will be at least eight hundred words, and it may not be cured." ”

"Eight hundred Wen, Lao Tzu can't save so much money even if he is a soldier for half a year!" The soldiers smacked their tongues and said, in half a year, the hair should also grow.

"And it's not necessarily cure!"

"It's definitely not cured, in the barracks, you are cured, and you will soon be infected, I'm afraid you can only cut your hair."

"Eight hundred wen, the food I bought is enough for my family to eat for a year."

The soldiers chattered.

Lu Xiaoliu counted with his fingers, and finally walked out dejectedly.

Zhang Lao Er snorted coldly and said with contempt: "Who else is going to go back and infect the head lice to the mother-in-law and children, you can keep your hair and head lice." ”

As soon as Zhang Laoer's words fell, a group of soldiers walked out dejectedly.

Soon the turmoil of cutting hair in the entire barracks was ten times faster than the infection of head lice, and everyone was fine before, but now the soldiers who have eradicated head lice have begun to dislike soldiers with hair and lice on their heads.

In addition, on the one hand, this is a good cure that can be cured without a penny, and on the other hand, there are head lice that are itchy and unbearable, and they may be transmitted to their families, which is not a very difficult choice for some responsible soldiers.

With so many soldiers, of course, Ji Bo couldn't keep busy, and soon, all the shavers and barbers in Lanzhou City went into battle.

For three whole days, in the entire barracks, green silk fell everywhere, and an unprecedented operation to eliminate lice was launched.

After hearing the news, Gao Shilian immediately rushed to the barracks, looking at the barracks, the soldiers with unique flat heads, Gao Shilian couldn't help but look at the Mo Dun with a weak face, gritted his teeth and said: "Ink sacrifice wine!" Do you know how big a mess you've messed up? ”

Gao Shilian finally confirmed that the rumors in Chang'an City were indeed correct, the Mo family was really a catfish, and he was still three days away from returning to Chang'an City, and he was able to stir up such a big storm in just three days.

When Merton heard this, he immediately retorted: "In the eyes of a tall man, which is better, a clean and hygienic flat-headed soldier, or a soldier with long hair but full of head lice!" ”

Gao Shilian suddenly contaminated, this choice also needs to be said, no one wants to stay with a person with head lice on his stomach for a few more moments.

Merton looked at the soldiers with flat heads, and said in a fixed voice: "These soldiers are all heroes of the empire, they have sweated and spilled blood for the Tang Dynasty, they should not go back with a body of head lice to infect their families, they should not bear these criticisms and treatments." ”

Gao Shilian struggled in his heart, at this moment his official position was the highest, and he originally had the power to order a ban on haircuts in the army. However, he also came from the war at the end of the Sui Dynasty, so he naturally knew how serious the head lice in the army were, and now that there was a way to ban head lice, he couldn't stop it. ”

Gao Shilian took a deep breath and said, "This is a soldier's voluntary haircut, and the old man won't say anything more?" The old man is better here, but when he returns to the court, you kid will wait for the twists and turns of the imperial history! ”

Hearing this, Merton sneered: "Those high-ranking civilian officials, I'm afraid that Lianjin is not willing to enter the barracks one step?" ”

Merton could imagine that what was happening in Lanzhou City at this moment was probably already spreading to Chang'an City, and what was waiting for him would be a storm, but he did not regret it in the slightest.