Chapter 20: Miss Shangguan?
"There is no word name!" Han Feng replied decisively, modern lyrics, where did the name of the word brand come from? In fact, this song is also a song that has become popular all over a certain sound recently, and countless short videos have used this song as their background music, which is good, really good.
"This ......" Liu Ruyan looked at Han Feng with some surprise, there is no name? So how to sing? The first time I've heard of a song without a name, isn't there even a tune?
The ancients were mediocre, they didn't know how to dredge, and who stipulated that no word brand name is equivalent to no tune? Han Feng smiled and looked at Liu Ruyan: "What?" Can't Miss Liu sing this song? ”
"The little girl is not talented, I really can't sing the word Childe!" Liu Ruyan shook her head, and then said, "I don't know if the son will be able to?" ”
Lao Tzu made words, Lao Tzu can't sing? Han Feng felt a little funny, and said to Liu Ruyan: "Of course I can sing!" ”
Once upon a time, Han Feng was still the guitarist of the school orchestra, once upon a time, by the lake of the school, Han Feng had a guitar and a song, I don't know how many girls were attracted to watch, once upon a time, he was a famous little prince of guitar, how many girls fell in love, and now this little girl makes me sing? Think that's going to stump me?
Although there is no guitar at the moment, there is no way to accompani, but despite the lack of accompaniment, Han Feng still sang:
There are always a few old loves that are fragrant for a moment, and a few people cross the center of the dream. Every time I wave my hand, there is always a touch of melancholy, patchwork to fill half a lifetime of thoughts, disdain who said that the love was over, how desolate it was......
Liu Ruyan was a little fascinated by it, what kind of song is this, the first time I heard it, it was really good, although the style of music had never been heard, but it was very novel, not long after, Liu Ruyan was a little fascinated, and began to hum along with the song.
After Han Feng finished singing, he looked at Liu Ruyan, who was still immersed in the lyrics, and smiled slightly, Liu Ruyan came back to his senses for a long time, and his eyebrows were slightly raised: "Han Gongzi, you wrote this poem?" ”
"Or else?" It's also a shameless shame for someone in Han, and he dares to move things that are not his own originals, and he is called his own original work, which is simply a brazen person!
"Wonderful, wonderful!" Liu Ruyan praised: "The son is really a great talent, this kind of literary brilliance is really rare in the world, the little woman admires, admires!" ”
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When the master and servant walked out of the gate of the Drunken Flower Building, the sky was already slightly bright, Han Feng stretched his waist, thinking that this Liu Ruyan was really a master who did not sell his body, and he drove himself out early in the morning, which was simply too ruthless.
Looking at the little young master who came out behind him, his face was full of drunkenness, and his expression was slightly red, obviously still intoxicated by the wind and snow of the party, it seems that this trip, the woman in the Qinglou served the little master comfortably, and the whole person was like a soul was hooked away, and he was not awake at the moment, and he looked like he was shaking three times in one step, not to mention how funny.
Han Feng held back the ridicule, stepped forward and hurriedly grabbed the little young master: "Young master, are you okay?" ”
This little young master is full of rouge powder, I don't know how much love has been left in this green building, Han Feng shook his head, although he said that he met Liu Ruyan girl, but this little young master was obviously not satisfied, and he even continued to swing his tail, and he didn't know how many girls he found to sit and talk, he was really a talent in the world!
Hey, while listening to Miss Liu's singing here, she also hugged other girls in her arms and said, this kind of obscene and shameless thing, even someone Han can't do it, but I didn't expect this little young master to be deep enough to really do such a thing.
Hey, how did you get such a master? Han Feng said that he was helpless, shook his head, helped the drunken young master, and went to Shangguan Mansion.
Finally pulled this guy back to the house, but I didn't expect unlucky things, there are more, just entered the inner courtyard, I heard a crisp voice: "Isn't this the little brother?" ”
After Han Feng heard this, the hairs on his back stood up, can he call the little master and the little brother? It's not a good big brother, and he won't give you Huazi to smoke, obviously it's the eldest lady I've never met! Today, I heard that the second and third ladies said that the eldest lady came back from Jinling on business, it wouldn't be such a coincidence, she and the little master went to visit the kiln, and they were also arrested.
"Don't call me brother, call me brother, come and call me brother!" The little young master was obviously drunk, and he was delirious at the moment, and he was still full of filthy words, shouting at the eldest lady.
The eldest lady saw that her little brother had obviously drunk too much wine, so she subconsciously took a step back and looked at the master and servant: "Didn't you come back from the fireworks?" ”
Han Feng really wanted to give this young master two mouths, so that his head would sober up a bit, and he turned his head a little helplessly, at this look, Han Feng was stunned, this eldest lady is really as beautiful as rumored, and her age looks like a double ten, but she has a bewitching posture, a standard beauty!
Don't ask, sit down, this is the eldest lady of the Shangguan Mansion, the first time I saw the eldest lady, and I was caught in a flash, how can this feeling be as embarrassing as catching an adulterer in bed?
At this moment, the little young master of Shangguan finally woke up a little, looked at the beauty in front of him with wide eyes, rubbed his eyes, confirmed, grew his mouth, and was in a trance, isn't this his eldest sister? So he hurriedly pulled Han Feng: "Han Er, let's go, the eldest sister is here!" ”
"Little brother, where are you from?" The eldest lady obviously saw that the little young master wanted to hide, so she asked coldly, and the little young master saw that there was nowhere to hide, so he turned around and smiled: "Hehe, it turns out ...... It turns out that the eldest sister is back, and the younger brother wants to kill you, don't you take someone here to wait for you? ”
"I've been back a long time ago, and the two younger sisters have already seen each other, and they said that you were taken out by Han Er? Look at you like this, how much do you drink less flower wine? "This eldest lady is the pillar of the family, and she helps take care of her own business all the year round, so she does not shy away from speaking at all, and coldly questions the little master.
The little young master was a little panicked, and hurriedly wiped the criminal evidence on his face with his clothes, but the evidence was already conclusive, and after the eldest lady saw it, her brows furrowed, sure enough, this little young master was the same as she thought, he followed Han Er to that kind of place.
The little young master smiled embarrassedly and continued to argue: "What's that, eldest sister, you misunderstood, I took Han Er here to wait for you to come back, but the result is not a coincidence, you look at this, isn't it wrong?" Han Feng felt helpless for a while, this grandson really threw his brain into the Qinglou, and at this time he was still here to say stupid things that fools didn't believe, and he was a little embarrassed for a while!
The eldest lady was naturally not stupid, and she knew that she was lying, so she said in a reprimanding tone: "Little brother, how many times have I told my mother about you, you have to study hard at this age, and you should get fame in the future, those places where you are looking for flowers and willows, you shouldn't go, the wry smile of my father and mother is that I hope you will study and improve, and you will be promoted to the rank of knight, why can't you listen to it!" ”
The little master was educated and nodded again and again, not daring to refute the words of the eldest lady, only promised, like a student who was punished, this little master is not afraid of heaven and earth, but he is afraid of his eldest sister, in front of his eldest sister, he is really a younger brother, the existence of a younger brother.
For her younger brother, in fact, the eldest lady didn't have too many expectations, her heart was full of disappointment, sighed, and didn't say more, she knew that her younger brother, the left ear went in and out of the right ear, and he wouldn't take his words to heart at all.
What is Han Feng doing at the moment? Naturally, he was secretly having fun on the side, this kind of scene is like the head teacher educating disobedient students, who don't look at it in vain, originally someone in Han likes to watch the excitement very much, such a lively, he Han someone will not let it go easily!
The eldest lady noticed this evil slave at this time, since the little young master was disobedient, then let the anger be on the slave, so she said to Han Feng: "You evil slave, you actually instigated your master to go to the land of fireworks, are you guilty?" ”
Han Feng put away his smile at this time, how could he point the finger at himself? Who did you recruit and provoke whom? After the eldest lady finished speaking, she pointed at Han Feng and said to a group of strong men behind her: "Come on, drag this evil slave out and unload one of his legs!" "Those strong men have long been gearing up to teach the little second brother to be a man!
"Wait a minute!" Han Feng is anxious, you are really a human-faced beast heart, and there is no humanity anymore, unload one of Lao Tzu's legs, so how can I be happy in the future? Han Feng thought in his heart, so he shouted anxiously!
The eldest lady asked coldly, "What else do you have to say?" ”
"What the hell!" Han Feng smiled bitterly: "Miss, look, I'm just a subordinate, how can this kind of thing provoke the master, right, I don't have the guts, aren't you wronging a good person?" ”
This disciple went to that kind of place, and now he is embarrassed to say that he is a good person? The eldest lady has not been in Hangzhou for a long time, so she naturally doesn't know the great achievements of this little second brother in the house, and she took her younger brother to visit the Qinglou for the first time, and her impression of this Han Er can be said to be very bad!
"I wronged you?" The eldest lady snorted and said: "You and the younger brother appeared here together, obviously the two of you went together, is it that I wronged you, if the little brother is not instigated, naturally he will not dare to go to that place!" ”
Hey, you're really his own sister, you really don't know your stinky brother! Han Feng felt this grievance in his heart, it was this little master who said that he was going out to play, and it was the little master who led the way, and the one who called Zhong was also this little young master, and now he deducted this basin on his head?
Han Feng felt this grievance in his heart, who did I recruit to provoke whom? You say this little brother doesn't dare to go to that kind of place? That's because you didn't see your little brother in the Qinglou, familiar with the road, that open popularity, and skillful techniques, this guy didn't know how to go secretly hundreds of times, hey.
"Little brother won't go to this kind of place!" The eldest lady continued to emphasize, Han Feng glanced at the little young master who was cowering, this guy hid aside, and gave Han Feng an expression of you go, you are crippled and I will raise you.
If you count on this little young master to save yourself, then I am afraid that my legs will really be gone, Han Feng thought to himself, the matter has come to this point, what must he do, as soon as his mind turned, the nonsense came out: "That, actually, I went with the young master, but we went to that kind of place completely for academic exchanges!" ”
"Academic exchange?" The eldest lady didn't believe Han Feng's nonsense at all, and to be honest, Han Feng didn't believe it either, but at this time, whether she believed it or not, she had to give it a try, and continued: "There are Zhuang Gongzi and Liang Gongzi who went there today, and several sons are there to test their talents, and the little young master is very interested in these things of reading and composing poetry, so we went together to meet the skills of these two sons!" ”
Nonsense, clear nonsense, I am really talking nonsense now, I have to say, people are shameless, the world is invincible, after I finished this big article, I didn't believe it, and I really began to admire my eloquence! What a talent I am!
"Go to the Qinglou to compose poems?" The eldest lady really heard the clue: "Do you think I'm easy to deceive?" ”