Chapter 10: Flattered
"Captain, can we not hold this commendation meeting? It's not a big deal. "The flattered Zhang Qiang has never received such a big card." Not to mention our special combat team, even a casual veteran will help. ”
"Wouldn't it be nice to have a commendation party?" The captain was a little puzzled. "What? Co-authored you blindly changed to become an unsung hero? ”
"That's not what I mean, captain, I'm afraid I'll be so nervous that I can't speak in front of the whole detachment." Zhang Qiang's face was embarrassed. "Can you apply to the detachment leader, don't hold any commendation meeting!"
"Are you on your first day in the army? Is this something you and I can decide? Although the personal rewards and punishments cannot fully represent the special combat team, you are not only winning honor for yourself, but also giving face to the special combat captain. The captain glanced at Zhang Qiang and said: "The head of the detachment has already given instructions, and the commendation meeting must be held, so you just need to obey the organizational arrangement." ”
Zhang Qiang turned around and patted his head when he heard this, and it has risen to a new height of collective honor, and it seems that this commendation conference is indispensable.
Then Zhang Qiang told the captain about a series of processes of fighting the gangsters in the face of righteousness and bravery, and the squadron clerk also took the trouble to listen to and memorize it, recording the ins and outs of the matter, so as to prepare a draft for Zhang Qiang's speech on stage.
“。。。 Later, I came out of the police station, and when I went out, I hurriedly called the car, for fear that I would be late and delay, and the above is what happened, and I implore the squadron leader to give me a chance to re-behave... Anew? ”
Zhang Qiang recounted the things before and after, and involuntarily brought out the words of admitting his mistakes, and he was confused, and the clerk who was making the record next to him couldn't close his mouth and said: "Hahaha! I said class deputy, are you writing too much about the sequelae? ”
Zhang Qiang glared at the little clerk: "Go, go!" Didn't I say spitting? ”
The captain was also laughed and cried by Zhang Qiang, but fortunately, the captain already understood what happened.
"Is that all?" The captain asked.
"That's all for the captain, that guy looked fierce, and he fell to the ground in two or three strokes." Zhang Qiang didn't forget to sigh.
"Okay, I understand the matter, you go up first, and wait for the manuscript to be prepared for you."
"It's the captain!" Zhang Qiang got up and was about to leave, but when he passed by the paperwork, he flicked a brain melon and crashed on the paperwork's head. "You have to write it well!"
"Okay, you Zhang Qiang's squad deputy, it hurts me to death!" The clerk gritted his teeth in pain, and his face was full of grievances. "This matter can't be solved without five buckets of instant noodles!"
Zhang Qiang left the squadron headquarters with a smile and trotted all the way back to the study room without seeing the Shaolin Temple.
Then I went to the dormitory to see that the Shaolin Temple was polishing leather shoes there, and the shoe polish seeped into the white gloves of the shoeshine, and the palms and backs of the hands were all black shoe polish.
"Yo! Shoe shine again, comrade squad leader! Zhang Qiang smiled and walked to the Shaolin Temple. Hey, that's right, my good squad leader, give me a wipe too! ”
Zhang Qiang stretched out his leather shoes as he spoke. "As the old saying goes! Leather shoes can't be polished, and the object can't be found. ”
"I thought you went to the team headquarters to be criticized, but you're so happy to be back here, what's the good thing? Come and hear it! "Shaolin Temple has no idle hands, and has been sitting there rubbing leather shoes, for fear of missing a piece of leather.
"Hey, don't mention it! I caught the thief, and now even the detachment commander's office knows about it! ”
The Shaolin Temple was also surprised when he heard this, and his hand to shine shoes also stopped.
"The detachment commander's office is all about it? Then you know about your late return. Shaolin Temple wondered and asked, "Who else did you tell about this?" Who has such a big mouth? ”
"Hey, I wanted to ask you." Zhang Qiang deliberately pretended to be a little displeased. "I'm just going to tell you about this alone, and now the whole detachment is in an uproar!"
"The whole detachment is in a hurry?" Shaolin Temple frowned and thought. "You've only told me about it, you mean I told you about it?"
Shaolin Temple suddenly realized, got up abruptly and threw the leather shoes on the ground, pointed at Zhang Qiang in annoyance and said, "You fart!" I didn't tell anyone about it. ”
Zhang Qiang was taken aback by the radical move of the Shaolin Temple, got up and hid to the side.
The wronged Shaolin Temple stomped his feet angrily, and Zhang Qiang hid aside and watched the hysterical Shaolin Temple grit his teeth and smirk.
"Look at you're in a hurry, I'm not kidding you!" Zhang Qiang hurriedly stepped forward to appease the Shaolin Temple, invited him to sit on the edge of the bed, and picked up the leather shoes that the Shaolin Temple had just thrown aside.
"Your temper is as hot as a steak now!"
"I'm still angry? I'm less than half the length of a steak. "Shaolin Temple doesn't even look at Zhang Qiang." I just can't stand being wronged by others. ”
"It's me who is wrong, my comrade squad leader." Zhang Qiang coaxed while stroking the back of the Shaolin Temple. "Dissipate your anger, don't be angry!"
"Your whole detachment inquires about me, is Liu Xiaodong the kind of person who talks nonsense? You think so much of me. ”
"Good, good! Squad Leader Liu is the most rigorous, how can he talk about my affairs casually, right? Zhang Qiang could only appease the Shaolin Temple with one force, and he didn't expect the Shaolin Temple to have such a big reaction.
Looking at Shaolin Temple again, he sat there with his arms held like a little daughter-in-law, and Zhang Qiang patted him on the back behind him.
This scene happened to be seen by the Bull Demon King who was passing by, and the Bull Demon King didn't forget to ridicule him when he saw this.
"What's wrong with you two? What about such 'love' today? The Bull Demon King looked at the two with a wicked smile on his face.
"Haha, the platoon commander is here, you don't know, platoon leader, our squad leader Liu has been training intensively in the past two days, I'll give you a motorcycle."
"Haha, Shaolin Temple, how good you are in this class!" The Bull Demon King smiled and was about to leave, but as soon as he stepped out of the front foot, he retracted the back foot, and after thinking about something, he asked: "Hey, Qiangzi, I heard that you made a new friend today, is there such a thing?" ”
Zhang Qiang's eyes widened when he heard this, and he looked at Shaolin Temple, which was no longer as cold as just now, and slowly turned around and looked at Zhang Qiang with a humble face and said, "Hehe, deputy class, you listen to my explanation!" ”
Shaolin Temple said that he ran away with a smoke, Zhang Qiang picked up the slippers on the ground and threw them at the fleeing Shaolin Temple, Shaolin Temple ran fast, but this slipper missed the target.
"What bullshit brother, you stop me!"
The Bull Demon King watched the two of you chase after me, and stood in place stunned.
"What's wrong with these two people? That's how it will be when you and I paid it back just now? ”
"Liu Xiaodong, stop me, aren't you the strictest?" Zhang Qiang chased behind the Shaolin Temple.
The entire corridor can hear the sound of Zhang Qiang chasing and fighting with Shaolin Temple.
"What's going on upstairs? Did the fight start? ”
"I don't know, how did I hear what happened to squad leader Liu Xiaodong?"
"That's right! I hear it too, it seems! ”
The comrades-in-arms heard the noise of the two and whispered about each other.
The two of them didn't know how long the chase had been, and the sky gradually darkened, and the whole squadron began to clean up to end this wonderful weekend life.
Shaolin Temple and Zhang Qiang were leading the soldiers to work, and the clerk carried the documents upstairs to find Zhang Qiang.
"Deputy Zhang Qiang, I've finished writing the manuscript for you. The instructor also looked at it, no problem. ”
Zhang Qiang put down the broom in his hand, wiped his hands, and took over the manuscript of the paperwork.
'Dear detachment leaders, dear comrades-in-arms! Hello everyone, I'm Zhang Qiang, a non-commissioned officer of the special operations squadron... ’
Zhang Qiang read the manuscript carefully and carefully, and couldn't help but admire the writing of the document.
"That's pretty well written, clerical veteran! is really worthy of being Tsinghua's unsuccessful student! Zhang Qiang patted the clerk on the shoulder and joked.
The clerk pinched his waist and looked at the manuscript in Zhang Qiang's hand with disdain and said, "How is it?" This manuscript is worth five buckets of instant noodles! ”
"Haha, it's worth it! It's not only worth five buckets of instant noodles, it's worth five armed police packages! The two laughed.
The so-called armed police package is just a way of saying that the comrades-in-arms jokingly call instant noodles, and the armed police package is based on instant noodles with a ham sausage, an egg, and a pack of spicy strips and pickles, and the armed police package was born. There is no set requirement for the taste of instant noodles, but the eggs must be boiled eggs.
Soldiers have to stand guard regardless of day and night, on average they have to stand guard for two hours per shift, and each guard has to be manned for twenty hours, everyone will inevitably be lined up at night when they are on duty, the most terrible thing is the post at 2 o'clock to 4 o'clock at night, when they are sleeping soundly, they are called to wear a hat and a belt to go to the sentry station for two hours, and when the sentry is over, it is already more than four o'clock when they return to the dormitory, and the stomach is hungry and growling, and the armed police package is favored by the soldiers at this time, Therefore, the instant noodles in the detachment service club have been very popular from beginning to end.
The document and Zhang Qiang's laughter attracted the Shaolin Temple, and the Shaolin Temple came over and snatched the manuscript in Zhang Qiang's hand and read it out in a low voice.
"Dear detachment leader, dear comrades... Oh my God! Squad deputy, are you going to the detachment meeting for an inspection? Is the punishment for returning late so severe? Shaolin Temple looked at the manuscript with an exaggerated expression, Zhang Qiang watched the expression on Shaolin Temple's face change back and forth helplessly, and the clerk stood aside for a long time and snickered.
“。。。 Last weekend, I successfully subdued the bag snatchers in Times Square and recovered the property losses of the people... "Shaolin Temple slapped his head when he saw half of it." I said! How can such a big punishment be given to the late return to the team, it has been checked at the detachment meeting. ”
"You really can't hope for me! My squad leader Liu! Zhang Qiang had a slightly mocking tone, Shaolin Temple didn't listen, and his eyes were still looking up and down the manuscript.
"Hmm~ good!" Shaolin Temple sighed. "That's a good job!"