As soon as he came out of the house, Ouyang Han ignored everyone's eyes, covered his mouth and flew straight to the corner of the courtyard, squirting all the nausea that had accumulated in his chest for a long time in an instant.

Li Zhi in the distance took in this scene and couldn't help but smile. When he finished dealing with it and came to apologize, Li Zhi led him to the corner next to him and said with a smile, "General Ouyang...... Oh no - General Ouyang! I guess I heard it all? ”

Ouyang Han shuddered violently, and finally let out a disgusting feeling that was almost about to strike again, and hurriedly smiled awkwardly, "What is General Li talking about?" Why can't Ben Shuai understand a word? ”

"Ben Shuai?" Li Zhi smiled heartily and looked at the withered flowers in the courtyard, "The last time I called myself 'Ben Shuai' in front of me, it was almost spring......"

"Spring?" Ouyang Han didn't quite understand what he meant, and asked, "What does General Li mean by this?" Why can't I understand a word? ”

Li Zhi stared at the fallen flowers, and said faintly: "You said that winter is coming, is spring really not far away?" ”

"Winter? Spring? ”

Ouyang Han frowned, he didn't know what he was talking about, but he felt that there was something in his words, and after thinking about it for a while, he still couldn't think of a reason. Then, confused, he asked, "Please also ask General Li to make it clear...... Make it clear below! ”

"Huh!"

Li Zhi laughed softly when he heard this. But after what he had seen and heard just now, Ouyang Han only felt trembling at his laughter, and his hairs stood on end.

Li Zhi sighed, then turned his head and stared at Ouyang Handao, "Do you know why His Majesty chose you?" ”

"I ......"

Ouyang Han just wanted to say something, but suddenly remembered the scene just now, and was stunned. He even began to think in his heart about whether it was worth choosing to be a eunuch for the sake of power.

Seeing his stunned expression, Li Zhi understood very well in his heart, but when he saw his embarrassed appearance, he felt extremely interesting, so he smiled and teased, "What? Who said that a general can't be a eunuch? The general looks down on eunuchs? ”

"it!"

As soon as Ouyang Han heard this, his heart was already galloping, and the previous scenes began to flash in his mind continuously, and his face turned pale with fright, and he said incoherently, "I...... Next...... Weekend...... That's not what it means......"

Li Zhi chuckled, and suddenly the housekeeper in the garden was leading a five or six-year-old child over, hurriedly shouted loudly, and beckoned him to come over.

When the housekeeper led the child to the front and back, Li Zhi immediately smiled and patted the child's head, as if he had seen a toy, and he couldn't put it down, with greed in his eyes.

When the old housekeeper saw this, he also smiled flatteringly, "This child is my little grandson, called 'Xiaobao', and he is exactly five years old this year. ”

As he spoke, he ordered Xiaobao to kowtow to Li Zhi and Ouyang Han.

Li Zhi hurriedly stopped, but asked the housekeeper, "This child is very cute, but I don't know how you plan to cultivate it?" ”

As soon as he heard the word "cultivate", the old housekeeper knew that there was a lot to be done, so he hurriedly picked up Xiaobao and shouted, "Don't kowtow to grandpa!" ”

Saying that, he knelt on the ground first, and Xiaobao on the side also knelt and kowtowed, shouting at Li Zhi, "Grandpa." ”

Li Zhi received this great worship, and the corners of his mouth smiled slightly. He was not in a hurry to get up and reply, but asked the housekeeper, "This child is not only cute, but also smart and filial." Might as well...... How about entering the palace to serve His Majesty? ”

"Serve Your Majesty......" The old butler couldn't believe his ears, what an honor it was? It's not just the green smoke on the ancestral grave, but also the pie that can only fall from the green smoke from the ancestral grave of the eight generations.

So he didn't hesitate, he bit it firmly, patted Xiaobao at the same time, and asked him to learn from himself, and kowtowed to Li Zhi to thank him.

On the side, Ouyang Han felt angry and funny, and hurriedly explained, "Old man, do you know what conditions are required to enter the palace to serve the emperor?" ”

"Conditions?" When the housekeeper heard this, he suddenly felt a bit like a deflated ball, and he couldn't beat his spirits, and lamented, "This little treasure's parents died early, and he was kept in the countryside for foster care all the year round......

Ouyang Han listened, first looked at Xiaobao, and saw that no one next to him was still kowtowing to Li Zhi like a machine, and suddenly felt a little unbearable, so he said, "It's not that I want anything else, but I just want your little grandson to have something in his crotch......"

"...... in the crotch" The old butler muttered silently, suddenly understood, and asked in horror, "What do you mean...... As a eunuch? ”

Seeing that he finally understood, Ouyang Han couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and said with a smile, "In that case, are you still willing?" ”

The housekeeper lowered his head and thought carefully for a while, then turned his head to look at Xiaobao, who was still taking the lotto seriously, and suddenly kowtowed to Li Zhi with a determined face, and said, "Thanks to Grandpa, my little grandson can survive!" We do! ”

"it!"

Ouyang Han, the little prince of galloping horses, felt that his three views on life were completely subverted at this moment, and he couldn't figure out how there would be such elder parents in the world when he broke his head! He was willing to let such an innocent child suffer that sin!

Li Zhi glanced at Ouyang Han, who was stunned, rather proudly, and asked the housekeeper with a smile, "Have you really thought about it?" That's going to be a knife or two! ”

The housekeeper raised his head and said, "Grandpa, don't worry, this grandson of mine is excellent, and he has been determined to be a eunuch since he was a child!" ”

As he spoke, he slapped Xiaobao on the back, glared angrily, and ordered him, "Tell this grandfather quickly, you want to be a great eunuch since you were a child!" ”

Xiaobao immediately stopped kowtowing and said to Li Zhi in a similar way, "Master, my ideal is to be a great eunuch!" ”

Without waiting for Li Zhi to speak, the housekeeper hurriedly said, "Master, no matter what official you are now, you are not a eunuch!" You say yes, right? ”

As he spoke, he took out a few copper coins from his arms, handed them to Li Zhi tremblingly, and said with a flattering smile, "You have bothered a lot!" ”

On the side, Ouyang Han's three views at this moment had already collapsed, and he stared blankly at the unbelievable scene in front of him. Either they're crazy, they're crazy!

Li Zhi smiled slyly, took the copper coin and weighed it lightly in his hand, and said with a sharp smile, "I'll leave this matter to me!" ”

The housekeeper hurriedly led Xiaobao and kowtowed a few times before reluctantly retreating.

Seeing their distant backs, Ouyang Han exclaimed, "It's crazy...... It's all crazy! ”

Li Zhi squinted and smiled, "It's not that they're crazy, it's not that you're crazy!" It's the way of the world...... Lose your marbles! ”

"What do you mean?" Ouyang Han asked puzzled.

Li Zhi smiled and asked rhetorically, "Didn't you listen to what the old man said just now?" ”

"How?" Ouyang Han carefully recalled the old man's previous words that ruined the three views, and suddenly said in surprise, "You mean ......?"

Li Zhi smiled slightly, nodded and said, "Yes, no matter what kind of official you are, you can't compare to being a eunuch!" ”

As he spoke, he walked to Ouyang Han's side, patted him lightly on the shoulder, and said with a strange smile, "Even an old man in the countryside knows the truth, but you, a dignified general, don't even know?" ”

Ouyang Han was so frightened by him that he took three steps back and asked, "What do you mean?" ”

Li Zhi didn't get angry when he saw that he was disgusted with himself, but blew his hands lightly and said with a smile, "Aren't you so similar to that old man in the country?" used to be from the bottom and wanted to climb up step by step, so as to be a so-called person on the top. But you are much luckier than him, or much luckier than everyone else in this world! But so what? Whether it's him or you, don't you still want to climb up again? ”

Saying that, Li Zhi suddenly looked righteous and said seriously, "You are actually all still a kind of human being—poor and hateful poor people!" You have worked hard to lay everything out in Guazhou City, thinking that you are proud, but you don't know that you are all in the eyes of Your Majesty! So you should understand that you are not even as good as a dog in the eyes of Your Majesty. But so what? I know you look down on me, but you know very well in your heart that only a crippled person like us is qualified to be a dog of His Majesty! ”

said, not forgetting to make up for it, "General, what qualifications do you say a guy who is not even as good as a dog is to laugh at a dog?" What's more, this guy who is not even as good as a dog wants to be a dog but has always been - can't climb high! ”

After that, he patted Ouyang Han on the back, "Recognize your identity and status first, don't always want to be smart!" ”

"Oh?" Ouyang Han asked disappreciatively, "General Li's words, aren't you afraid that you will offend the officials of Da Xu?" ”

Seeing that he still didn't give up, Li Zhi smiled and said, "The general misunderstood...... All I'm talking about is you! ”

"You!" Ouyang Han held back his anger and pretended to smile kindly, "Then I want to ask General Li, Han Jinu (Han Yu) was inferior to me back then, as a beggar, he was able to become the general of Nanying, and was worshiped and admired by tens of thousands of people!" Why can't I get here? ”

"How do you compare yourself to Han Xiaozhi?" Li Zhi almost choked out and laughed, "Dare to ask the general, let's ignore the others first!" In terms of ability alone, does the general really think that he is better than him? ”

"Isn't it?" Ouyang Han was still not convinced, raised his head and said sharply, "Han Xiaozhi's house is just a beggar, An Neng can be compared to me!" ”

"The beggar's body ......," Li Zhi chuckled, "Do you see this way with everyone in the world?" ”

"Huh!" Ouyang smiled coldly, "A stinky beggar is also worthy of opening his mouth and closing his mouth? ”

"He's not a beggar!" Li Zhi suddenly smiled evilly, "If he is a beggar, then all beggars in this world can wake up laughing even if they are afraid of dreaming!" ”

"What do you mean?"

Ouyang Han didn't understand the meaning of his words.

"It's not interesting......

Li Zhi patted Ouyang Han's shoulder again, "I told you so much today, I just want to tell you a sentence - if you want to be a dog, you are not worthy!" So don't always think about playing some self-righteous cleverness, otherwise you will only lift a stone to hit yourself in the foot, which makes people laugh and be generous! ”

With that, he laughed and walked away.

After leaving behind, Ouyang Han glared angrily, and shouted angrily, "Li Zhi, don't forget the 'Bird's Ambition'!" ”

"Birds?" When Ouyang Han heard this, he didn't look back, and said to himself with a sneer, "You are also worthy?!" ”