Chapter 125: Ridiculed
Listening to Xiaolian and Qingqing's consolation, Su Fan finally understood the bitterness in his heart, and finally understood what it meant to be self-inflicted and not to live. Steward Liu asked him to come back quickly just now, but he didn't listen, and now he won't be in trouble. Kneeling durian shell, something he has never heard of, let him give it to the cat, how will he live in the future.
"Young Master, what's wrong with your legs? How to walk up and look trembling. Steward Liu came to the tea shop early in the morning, looked at Su Fan's strange way of walking, and asked curiously.
"It's okay, I just knocked down on my way home last night." Su Fan covered up with his hands on his knees.
"Young master, why don't I feel like you fell down, did you go back to kneel on the washboard last night?" A few younger, more daring guys asked Su Fan.
"What nonsense, you think I'm as useless as you guys, kneeling on the washboard at every turn. Let me tell you, my leg is knocked, and it is definitely not what you think. Su Fan said with a red face and very angry.
"Young Master, do you need to be in such a hurry to explain? What time did you go back last night, did Madame think you went back late? The guys asked Su Fan very curiously.
"Nope." Su Fan lowered his head and replied, he couldn't tell the truth in front of these people, so as not to lose face.
"Young master, when we went back last night, our wife thought we were going back late. I think you left later than us, were you blamed by Madame when you went back? The guys looked at Su Fan and asked curiously, wondering how Su Fan spent last night.
"You think I'm you, don't forget that I'm the master, no matter how late I go home, she has to wait for me." Su Fan said stiffly.
"Young master, you were punished by your wife the day before yesterday for cleaning the toilet, should you be punished again yesterday? Are you still cleaning the toilet, why do I smell you worse than yesterday? The guys came up and smelled the smell of Su Fan's body, sniffed his nose and said.
"What nonsense, I'll tell you that this smell on my body is still the smell of cleaning the toilet the day before yesterday, and I didn't do anything yesterday." Su Fan argued loudly with the guys.
Seeing Su Fan's red face, Steward Liu was also very curious, and went up and said, "Young Master, I see why your pants seem to be torn?" ”
Steward Liu was very curious about Su Fan's pants, and went up to clasp the hole in Su Fan's pants with his hand, thinking it was very strange.
"Hole by hole, it looks like a nail was pierced. Young master, you shouldn't have been kneeling on the nail board last night, right? Everyone looked at Su Fan curiously, looking forward to Su Fan's answer.
Looking at the embarrassing mirror image in front of him, Su Fan was really angry, he didn't expect that he would be seen through by the guys once if he did a bad thing, where could he put his face in the future. So he said angrily: "You see my pants are full of holes, because I knocked on the durian shell last night." ”
"Durian shell, what is a durian shell? We've never heard of it. Steward Liu and the guys asked curiously.
"The durian shell is the shell of a fruit with thorns, and the top is hard, and I just knocked on it, and the pants are broken like this, and the legs will be broken." Su Fan said to Steward Liu fiercely.
"Brother Fan, don't be like this, you knelt on the durian shell all night last night, and you're still bragging here." I don't know when, Zhao Hu walked up to Su Fan and said to everyone.
Listening to Zhao Hu's fateful words, Su Fan was really angry to death, and scolded: "Do you also have an idea for the durian shell last night?" ”
"Don't blame me, it's those concubines of yours who said they wanted to eat durian meat, and Ling'er asked me to peel it. So I had to help peel it, you can see that my hands are all broken, and they still hurt. Zhao Hu stretched out his hands to show the big guy, and asked everyone to smell the smell of his hands, making sure that this was the smell of durian.
"Well, this smell is exactly the same as the taste on the young master's legs." The young guys smelled the smell on Su Fan's legs, and smelled the smell on Zhao Hu's hands, compared back and forth, and finally said with certainty.
"Brother Tiger, I really didn't expect you to turn your elbow outward and help that female evil star to rectify me, so you can figure it out. You must know that I am your own brother, how can you fix me with them. Su Fan said angrily.
"Brother Fan, you tell me about your brother now, don't forget that you have married so many concubines, I think you are clearly a heavy color and a light friend, fortunately this Ling'er is smart, otherwise I don't know what you will become." Zhao Hu stood in front of Su Fan and said unconvinced.
"Alas, wait a minute, General Zhenyuan, we haven't understood yet, how did you say that the master was punished by Madame last night?" The young guys looked at Zhao Hu and asked curiously.
Looking at everyone's expectant eyes, Zhao Hu, who never liked to talk, also began to open the conversation, stood on a bench and said: "Anyway, as soon as Su Fan came home last night, he was put into the house by the two concubines of Qiu Xiang and Lily, and shouted that the master is back, let us serve you." At that time, Mrs. gave an order, and all the durian shells were thrown under Su Fan's legs, and the concubines pressed Su Fan's master hard, let him taste the taste of durian shells, and said, if the master dares to go home late in the future, if he dares to go home late in the future, I believe there is something more powerful than this. ”
"General Zhenyuan, what does this durian shell look like, there is a washboard and you don't need it, why do you need to use a durian shell? I really don't know what this lady thinks. The young guys looked at General Zhenyuan and asked curiously.
"I knew you must be curious about this durian shell, so I'm going to give you some viewing. At the same time, Madame also asked me to bring some durian for you to eat, so that you can taste the taste of durian meat, and also let you see what is durian shell? Zhao Hu took out a few big durians from his horse's back and put them in the tea room and said to everyone.
Looking at the hard and prickly durian shell, the guys reached up and touched it and said, "Oh, it's so hard, it's really prickly!" ”
"Piercing someone, huh? Let me tell you, this Young Master Su knelt on this last night and knelt all night. You see that he is now walking with a limp, and this is all thanks to the durian shell. Zhao Hu joked with a smile, he wanted to laugh when he thought of Wa Ling's prank, and felt that this Ling Er was really interesting. If anyone is with her, it is impossible to live an ordinary life. You have to be scared at all times, and feel like you're going to do something.
"My young master, this is really difficult for you, I can't imagine how you knelt on this last night?" Steward Liu touched the hard thorns on the durian shell, and said very distressedly, after all, he watched Su Fan grow up, and he still couldn't bear it in his heart.
"Oh, my mother, it's a good thing that I didn't marry such a lady, if I was allowed to go to such a lady, I really didn't die and had half my life left." All the young guys were very scared when they looked at this hard durian shell.
"Don't do this, this durian is given to you by Madame. You must know that the durian meat in this is delicious. Zhao Hu watched all the guys stand on Su Fan's side and began to do ideological work for everyone.
"General Zhenyuan, don't stand here and talk without backache, let me tell you, if you marry such a female star, I guess you will have to cry too." Steward Liu looked at Zhao Hu and said unconvinced.
"If I marry a woman like Ling'er, tell you that I will kneel on the durian shell every day, I am willing." Zhao Hu said domineeringly, thinking of Valing's beautiful face, her sweet smile, and her strange behavior, Zhao Hu was just happy.
"You're used to seeing bloody scenes and don't think so, are you sadistic? The cold face of the war is ruthless, and now I actually feel very curious about that female star, do you two smell the same? Su Fan scolded angrily, he didn't expect this Zhao Hu to be so hateful, how could he actually deal with him on the same front as Valing.
Su Fan was cleaned by Valing in the past few days and kneeled on the durian shell, which soon spread in the capital, and all the neighbors wanted to see what was going on, but they saw that the business in the tea shop was endless, and they were very busy. The purpose of everyone coming is not to buy tea, the most important thing is to try to see how Su Fan is doing.
"Young master, thanks to you, these people are all here for you, and the business of our tea shop is really good." At the end of the evening, Steward Liu looked at Su Fan and teased.
"Steward Liu, don't you be like this, you know that I am ashamed, why do you want to follow them to laugh at me? If you have any good ideas, teach me quickly. I didn't dare to go home today, but I'm still afraid that the female evil star will come up with something to cure me. Now I have a headache at the thought of going home, and I am scared if I don't go home. Su Fan said tremblingly
"My young master, I didn't expect you to have such an unlucky day, seeing you like this, I really can't do anything." Steward Liu said helplessly, he really didn't know how to help Su Fan.
"Young Master, are you asking us to stay for a meeting again? Let me tell you, last night we went back to tell our lady about your current situation, and our lady also sympathized with you, they thought it was really a foot tall, but I didn't expect your wife to be amazing, and they also thought of a lot of ideas to see if they could help you. The young guys looked at Su Fan and said sympathetically.
"So you have an idea?" Su Fan asked in surprise.
"Young master, let's just say it, as for whether to adopt it or not, it's your business, whether you can help you or not, it depends on your own ability." The young guys looked at Su Fan and said babblingly.
"Okay, don't say so much, if you have any ideas, just come up quickly." Su Fan was expecting these guys to help him come up with a good idea.
"Young master, our lady has said that they are most afraid of men saying sweet words, if men say sweet words to them, I believe they will soon be fascinated. So please go home, young master, and say more nice things to Madame, maybe your life will be a little better. The young guys looked at Su Fan and said.
"Sweet talk? She looks so ugly, do you want me to praise her for her beauty? That doesn't seem to be realistic. If I complimented her on her beauty with all my conscience, I believe she would be furious, and maybe she would make me even worse. Su Fan didn't think the guys had a good idea.
"Young master, let me tell you, I have a way, after these few days of observation, I found that Madame is very delicious, I think you should use her appetite to cast magic on her, I believe you will definitely win." A smarter guy said to Su Fan.
Listening to the man's reminder, Su Fan's eyes suddenly lit up and said, "You're right, this ugly monster seems to be particularly delicious." I'm going to go back and find a way to give her a big meal, maybe that will let me go. ”