92. Don't lie to Prime Minister Cao, you cheated me again

"Lord, you have to take care of Adou, women are brought home every day, Se Lingzhi is dizzy, even if he is not hollowed out of his body, hurts his waist and kidneys, and can't even do a little physical work, look, Adou sees that the lord is moving bricks, and he wants to run when he bows his head." Zhuge Liang is so angry, he used to be a village man in Longzhong, in order to make a living, he had to farm, and now he has found a job, and he has taken refuge in the boss Liu Bei, but he still moves bricks every day, the most important thing is that the boss's son Liu Chan has a big shelf, and he doesn't take a handle to help, Zhuge Liang doesn't like it, "I also said that Cao Cao's granary is in Wulin, joke!" Cao Cao burned the granaries of countless people, will he put the grain and grass in Wulin? Wulin is full of forests, and there are not many Cao troops guarding Wulin, only 50,000 soldiers and horses. Lord, young master, he hasn't slept yet, and he has started talking nonsense. ”

"Kong Ming, don't you can't pull out, it's too small to complain. What the young master said, every sentence is a real hammer, and I can testify that I can make him my lord. Pang Tong didn't know where Cao Cao's grain and grass were, and when he was in the impression that Cao Cao was sent to Cao Cao, Cao Cao didn't say it, but Liu Chan said that if he was in Wulin, then he must be in Wulin, as a subordinate to stand up for the lord, that is the iron, "Kong Ming, Lao Tzu just can't get used to you, what are you doing, bragging about the first place." Cao Cao's grain and grass is in Wulin, don't take the set in the military book to pull, you want to be a real cow, then tell me where Cao Cao's grain and grass can be in addition to Wulin? Soak in water in the water barracks and wait for germination? ”

"Humph! Pang Shiyuan, where have you read all your books? Don't forget what the academy teaches, soldiers are also important things, once you make a mistake in judgment, you will ruin all the women of your lord, and you can afford it then? Zhuge Liang looked at Pang Tong's ugly face, and covered his eyes suddenly, don't be blinded by Pang Tong's ugliness, Zhuge Liang and Pang Tong are against each other, purely because Pang Tong, the indigenous family, is too showy, and he also stepped on other people's faces and kicked his nose and eyes, "Don't think that you are the son of Pang Degong, just here with a cheeky skin, blind to a granary, I Zhuge Kongming is ashamed of you, and I am a classmate like you who don't learn and don't know how to do it, I poured blood mold for eight lifetimes." ”

"Oh, who wants to know you, and who has a relationship with you, a poor villager? I Pang Tong befriended either rich or expensive, otherwise he is also a ruthless character like Yuan Zhi who kills people and oversells goods, just you? A villager, what would you order besides a mouth cannon? "Pang Tong has been squeezed out because of his ugliness, even Zhuge Liang, who is poor, handsome, and good-looking, dares to look down on him, Pang Tong is on the skin of the knife, but he will not show weakness, "Moving bricks, I think you are slow with your hands and feet, take a goose feather fan all day long, and your face is not hot." Don't say I curse you, you'll get cold sooner or later. ”

"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting the two military advisors for a verbal battle, Zhuge Liang didn't want to shout with Pang Tong more, for fear of being pulled to the same front by Pang Tong's level, and then defeated by Pang Tong's rich experience, and the bad feeling generated was rewarded: the certification of the military division. In these years, people who can't do martial arts love to call themselves military advisors and run to be strategists for others, but in fact, they can't poke a fart with three sticks. The benefits of the military division are excellent, and there is a lack of standards, so the host is specially given a set of military division certification mode, which can allow the host to find out the other party for the first time, it is a real military division, suitable for receiving as a strategist under his command, or a parallel import. ”

Liu Chan immediately made a certification to Zhuge Liang and Pang Tong, if one of the two is a parallel import, then Liu Chan feels that there is no need to talk anymore, fighting is a very complicated thing, and when the other party makes a stupid mistake, he has to have no pig teammates in his camp, and it turns out that Zhuge Liang and Pang Tong really have two times, both are five-star military advisors, Liu Chan was shocked.

"Daddy, Cao Cao's grain and grass are in Wulin, if you don't believe it, you can divide the troops all the way, and after the Cao army is burned, you can go and block a wall of Wulin, anyway, there is no need to send too many people out of the Chibi battle, I think it's good for the third uncle to go to Wulin." Liu Chan decided, the weight of a granary in Wulin is not enough, then there will be another serial boat, in order to let Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang praise Liu Chan, Liu Chan fight, "In addition, Cao Cao's sailors will chain the ships together, and it is convenient to burn the fire, or the suggestion of Xu Shu, this young man is very slippery, and when he left, he secretly told Shi Yuan that he was a brain-dead fan of his father, and he was willing to engage Cao Cao for the sake of his father." ”

"No way, it must be a counter-plan, Xu Yuanzhi has a good relationship with me, how could he come up with such a bad idea, with Cao Cao's suspicious character, unless Cao Cao found an iron chain, he would dare to string the ships together." Zhuge Liang felt ridiculous, if Cao Cao's brain was so easy to enter the water and make such a low-level mistake, Zhuge Liang would not have nothing to do, but could only burn Xinye, "Cao Cao really has so many iron chains, it is better to make a weapon." Lord, the young master has been overworked recently, and he has begun to dream, please find a miracle doctor for the young master, otherwise the young master will finish eating dates. ”

"Report! The lord, from the west, is Cao Cao's ship, with the flag Cai on it, and the person in command should be Cai Mao, the general of Jingzhou. Suddenly, Liao Hua, the pioneer of the urgency, interjected, diverting everyone's attention.

"Daddy, don't worry, don't be angry, especially the second uncle and the third uncle, let's see each other's intentions first, maybe they're here to send money." Liu Chan squeezed at the forefront, first appeased the suspicious cheap father Liu Bei, and the blushing Guan Yu and the angry Zhang Fei, and then continued to break the news that he had made a deal with Cao Cao, "I ran to Cao Ying, and made a windfall from Cao Cao, and when I get rich in the future, you will all be rewarded." ”

"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting the host's violation of the principle that wealth should not be exposed, which attracted the jealousy of Zhuge Liang and Liu Bei, and suspected the host's ill feelings of collaborating with the enemy, and received a reward: a draught ship. Doing business with Cao Cao is no different from seeking skin with a tiger, Cao Cao is very dark, and if the host wants to make a lot of money, he has to be darker than Cao Cao. Cao Cao had already sent Cai Mao to buy iron ore, and according to the negotiated price, a boatload of money was exchanged for a shipload of iron ore. This system specially reduces the density of the host's ship to make the ship more drafted, and the same ship, if it wants to be unsinkable, can only load half a ship of iron ore. Once and again, it is difficult for the host not to get rich. ”

"Liu Yuanjun, Liu Shaozhu, the general Cai Mao is the governor of the navy under the command of Prime Minister Cao Cheng, and on the order of the Prime Minister, he brought ten boatloads of gold and silver treasures to do business with the young master, please fulfill the transaction of the young master, don't deceive Prime Minister Cao Cheng, and pit me again." Cai Mao's ship hadn't approached yet, so he roared out directly at the top of his voice, for fear that Liu Bei and others would misunderstand, so he sent soldiers and horses to make a move with Cai Mao.