Cheng Zhiyuan and Duan Mingyu pushed the cup and changed the lamp again, you come and go, the battle is three hundred rounds, and the sky is drowsy, and the sun and the moon are not distinguished.

When night was approaching, the two of them came out of the back hall drunk, and Cheng Zhiyuan habitually arched his hand: "Virtuous brother walks slowly, busy with his brother's business, I will not send it far!" ”

It's all drunk like this, and you're still busy with a fart, "Big brother stays, and brother Xian goes!" ”

Duan Mingyu roared.

As soon as he walked to the door of the yamen, the tolerance who swallowed Duan Mingyu's five taels of silver and couldn't do it ran forward: "Master Zhuangyuan, can you have a good chat with Lord Thorn Shi?" ”

Duan Mingyu smiled: "That's natural, thanks to the big brother's recommendation!" After speaking, he glanced at the catcher meaningfully.

The tolerance suddenly only felt a cool gust of wind blowing on his back, and he flattered and touched a piece of silver ingots and said: "Duan Gongzi, please forgive me, it is a small one who has eyes and does not know Mount Tai, and he should not accept Gongzi's silver, I hope that Gongzi will raise his noble hand, otherwise the small one will not be able to keep his job, and the small one has an eighty-year-old mother and a three-year-old child to be fed...... (50,000 words omitted here)"

Duan Mingyu was speechless, eighty-year-old mother, look at you, this kid is only about twenty years old, your mother gave birth to you at the age of sixty? I have to say that your dad is strong, very strong, very powerful. Also, the three-year-old child has already been weaned, and he is still waiting to be fed, failure, your excuse is so unsuccessful, you can't even coax a pig, let alone coax the champion known as "Exquisite God Operator, Wonderful Scholar".

Duan Mingyu pretended to be a pig and ate a tiger, accepted the silver very quickly, and said, "I haven't seen anything today, and he hasn't heard anything." ”

"The little one understands, thank you for the magnanimity, and the little one remembers it in my heart." The tolerance hurriedly gave up his hand.

"Forget it, this matter is over, work hard in the future and don't let down the expectations of the motherland and the people for you." Duan Mingyu said shamelessly.

The tolerance was crying with a sad face, but he swore and said: "The little one must remember the teachings of the son, be loyal to the Tang Dynasty, and die, no, even if he dies." ”

Duan Mingyu said: "Well, yes, yours has a future when you're dead." ”

The tolerance was stunned, and before he could react, he saw that Duan Mingyu had already walked away, and he had long since disappeared. After a long time, the tolerance sighed: "It's a loss, it's a big loss!"

Duan Mingyu went back all the way and became very happy, not only did he not lose the money this time, but he made a few taels, and more importantly, after his store opened, as long as Lord Assassin Shi came to show his face, before anyone wanted to move Lao Tzu in the future, he also had to weigh the skill of this Lord Assassin!

Haha, I can finally make money and count banknotes with peace of mind in the future.

Duan Mingyuzhi smirked triumphantly, causing passers-by to shake their heads again and again, a good young man, who looked like a dog, but he didn't expect to be a psychopath.

Duan Mingyu walked, and the strength of the wine came up, dizzy, staggering, and humming the popular "Drunken Fist" in his previous life.

"I was upside down and upside down, like a wave

There are thousands of grievances, and I laugh

I'm low, I'm high

Wobbly and refusing to fall

I know best what is going on in the wine

It never takes a knife to make a name for yourself in the rivers and lakes

I carry the weight of a thousand pounds on my shoulders

Do not cry out for grievances or beg for mercy

I'm willing to bend over friendship

Drunken immortals

A good man

Don't be crazy

Madmen have good intentions

Don't laugh

It's hard to find because of infatuation

Don't be afraid of getting drunk

Drunk over the sea and the sky

Crazy and crazy and drunk while ...... young"

"Who is this? Why did you get drunk to my house, hey, hey, wake up......" Xu Zuye kicked this drunk away, this kick is really fierce. The man's face was clearly imprinted with Xu Zuye's big footprints.

At this time, Xu Zuye saw this person's face clearly, and said in surprise: "Duan Gongzi!"

On the second day, the sky was white, and Yang Zhaoniang had sneaked in through the crack in the door.

Duan Yuming was still asleep, Yang Zhaoniang frowned, and muttered: Sleep like a pig.

waited until Yang Zhaoniang walked in before she smelled a monstrous smell of wine, and hurriedly covered her nose, looking old-fashioned: Hey, how can men be virtuous.

Yang Zhaoniang said dissatisfiedly: "I ran out and fooled around for a day, and I didn't play with me!"

Then his black eyes rolled around, and he gently walked to Duan Mingyu's side and pinched his nose tightly.

Duan Mingyu had a stomach full of wine, only to feel that his mouth was hot, and suddenly he felt that his chest was tight and uncomfortable, and he opened his eyes with a "ho", he couldn't breathe any air, and his fairly white face turned purple in an instant.

Yang Zhaoniang was startled by Duan Mingyu's sudden opening of her eyes, and immediately let go of her little hand. Duan Mingyu gasped a few times, and was about to teach the little girl a lesson, but the reproductive organs made a revolution again. Hurriedly ran away, and ran to the thatched house with a smoke.

Seeing his hurried appearance, Yang Zhaoniang wanted to ask, but saw him running in the direction of the thatched house, how could she not understand what Duan Mingyu was going to do! Suddenly there was a big red face.

In the lobby of the living room, Xu Zuye looked surprised: "What? What do you say? You kid didn't spend a lot of money to invite Lord Thorn Shi to come and sit down? Eat and drink for nothing, and how many taels of silver do people still paste? ”

Yang Yanguang remained silent on the surface, as if all this had nothing to do with him.

Yang Yanguang said secretly: Hmph, the old man has a special identity, and if he can't do it, he will be fooled by this kid's two sentences, and he will find some major secrets, so it is better to maintain a cautious attitude of "don't talk about yourself, shake your head and don't know when you ask". Besides, this kid almost made the old man go crazy, and he hasn't settled accounts with him yet.

Duan Mingyu: "Who is this champion?" The champion went out, and the king of Hades scared away, this is not covered. But although this son thinks that he has made great achievements and is wise and martial, he is really ashamed of himself compared to Zhaoniang's sister. ”

Yang Yanguang couldn't help but ask, "Why?"

Duan Mingyu pointed out the door with his finger, and then turned his head away with a look of shame.

Xu Zuye and Yang Yanguang looked out of the door together, oh my God, there are more than a hundred little children standing in the courtyard. Yang Zhaoniang stood at the very end, and the word "helper" was written crookedly on the small cloak behind her.

Li Shizhuo, the son of the old Li family, who killed the pig, stood up suddenly: "See Gang Leader Yang, his subordinates led one hundred and eight generals to report." After speaking, his waist was straight, waiting for Yang Zhaoniang's lecture.

Yang Zhaoniang nodded proudly: "Well, it's very good, from today on, our target is Zhang Xiaopang in the west of the city, and Wang Xiaobai in the north of the city, you have to overturn them as soon as possible, don't weaken the name of our beggar gang, if you can't beat them, ......."

"Yes, the subordinates understand that if they can't beat them, the subordinates will no longer ask the helper to play marbles." Li Shirent replied matter-of-factly.

"Alright, alright, let's go down!" Yang Zhaoniang waved her little hand. After speaking, Li Shiren led one hundred and eight generals to retreat.