30. One hundred percent hit

After a while, the door of Sun Shangxiang's boudoir opened, and I saw Sun Shangxiang carrying a large package and walking out, the package was full of holes, stretching out all kinds of weapons, including blades, sword tips, spear heads, halberd thorns, and even whips.

"Aunt Xiangxiang, what are you doing here? Going to the dry rack? What about the money, the money that Lao Tzu asked you to find. Liu Chan was dumbfounded, could this be something valuable in Sun Shangxiang's eyes? Can these weapons be eaten? Liu Chan seriously suspected that Sun Shangxiang was mentally retarded.

Sun Shangxiang blinked her big smart eyes, and betrayed Sun Shangxiang with an innocent expression, Sun Shangxiang is really stupid, "What's wrong?" This is my private money, every time my second brother sends a fortune, I buy all these weapons, don't look at only this small bag, each one is a limited edition, it's hard to find. ”

"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting the host's IQ and rubbing it on the ground by Sun Shangxiang, and getting the reward: the treasure house of Soochow. The host's luxury car, Rolls, did not find a parking space, and illegally parked on the shallow beach, which happened to be parked on top of the treasure house of Soochow, Sun Quan was worried that the treasure house would be exposed, so he even gave up his lunch break, and he couldn't sleep because of insomnia. The host can try to take it, and the right is the dowry sent by Sun Shangxiang and Dongwu. ”

Liu Chan had to stop and patiently teach Sun Shangxiang the way of running a house, otherwise this woman would be brought back, and she would be a husband and a child in the future, and she would be the wife of the main room, and the backyard would be full of knives, so Liu Chan's assassination would definitely be unpreventable, "Xiangxiang Mom, this is a weapon, you know?" I'm talking about money, gold, silver, treasures, and antiques in your house. ”

"Liu Chan, what do you mean? Do you play me? I was born in Soochow, and I haven't seen what you said, woo, my life is so hard, don't you plan to want me if you play? Just elope, please! Are you repentant and unwilling to take me? Sun Shangxiang pulled the package, revealing a dazzling array of weapons inside, and Sun Shangxiang connected the weapons end to end in order not to lose them, and strung them together.

Weird and scary!

"Don't make a fuss, it's a big deal. Why don't you add a pair of chopsticks, if I don't want you, what else will I do? Eliminated by you, scared by you with weapons, I'm not a masochist. Come with me, your brother will definitely not let you when it's late, let's go back to Xiakou, but the elopement is canceled, don't waste if you don't have money, and it's obscene. Liu Chan secretly swore that he would not talk about money with Sun Shangxiang, even if Sun Shangxiang became the wife of the main house, the money in the house would have to be handed over to Zhen Ji to manage.

was not disliked and abandoned, Sun Shangxiang's smiling face bloomed again, and he came to Liu Chan's side with the weapon regiment twisted and pinched, like a little daughter-in-law who had just married, "If you are in charge, you will listen to you." ”

Liu Chan picked up Sun Shangxiang and ran out, rushed out in a hurry, to meet Tai Shici, Zhuge Liang and others, because Sun Shangxiang brought too many weapons, clanging bells, soon attracted Sun Quan's attention, Liu Chan's plan to kidnap Sun Shangxiang was ruthlessly declared bankrupt.

"Liu Chan, bold, don't let go of my sister yet? Let my sister go, I can still keep you a whole corpse, if my sister has any damage, I will kill your father Liu Yuanjun in Dongwu. As soon as Sun Quan saw Sun Shangxiang with a bunch of weapons, he instantly understood that Liu Chan wanted to escape with Sun Shangxiang.

On weekdays, Sun Shangxiang's pile of broken copper and iron weapons, the baby is not good, and he is not even willing to take it out to see, but today he took it all out, when he knows that his wealth cannot be exposed, it can be seen that Sun Shangxiang was coaxed and wanted to run away from home.

Liu Chan didn't expect Zhuge Jin to be so unreliable, this Infernal Affairs' Erwuzai, while giving Liu Chan an internal response, went to report to Sun Quan, otherwise Sun Quan would not have come so quickly, blocking Liu Chan's retreat, Liu Chan had no choice but to be in a hurry, and pointed behind Sun Quan, "Look, plane!" ”

Sun Quan looked back and found that there was nothing behind him, and he was so angry that his kidneys exploded, so he directly ordered to send someone to arrest Liu Chan.

"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting the bad feelings caused by Sun Quan's being deceived and seriously suspecting that his IQ is not up to the passing line, and receiving a reward: a pair of skateboard shoes. Rubbing, rubbing, rubbing other people's IQs to the ground, I have my own skateboard shoes, rubbing, rubbing, running away with sparks. The host can wear skateboard shoes, get rid of Sun Quan's pursuers, and make a detour to escape on the boat. ”

Liu Chan, who put on skateboard shoes, picked up Sun Shangxiang horizontally with one hand, slipped his feet, and fled in an instant, so angry that Sun Quan's subordinates blew their beards and stared.

"Aunt Xiangxiang, get on the boat quickly, this is a luxury ship for the two of us, Kong Ming and Ziyi already have another ship. You have to hurry up and go back, your second brother will chase after you, then it's over, and then you will be caught back, and you can only continue to be a canary. After a while, Liu Chan fled to his amphibious luxury car Rouse to tear the front, and let Sun Shangxiang down, "Which is like me, I won't imprison you, I will let you be a free eagle, foraging everywhere, and I still count on you to eat." ”

Sun Shangxiang took a look at Liu Chan's luxury car and was very satisfied, but he was worried that the dowry he brought was too much, and he couldn't stuff it into Rouse to tear it up, "It's easy for me to sit in, but where can I put my private money?" You can't throw them away, these are limited edition weapons, I can't bear it, I don't care if you have to take them. ”

"Eh, Xiangxiang Mom, otherwise, you untie the weapon, hang it in the back of the car, and drag it back." Liu Chan was very speechless, when was it, Sun Shangxiang was still thinking about his pile of broken copper and iron, in order for Sun Shangxiang not to talk to Liu Chan, Liu Chan had to come up with a compromise method.

"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting Sun Shangxiang's weapons and not being treated with love and courtesy, Sun Shangxiang felt the evil feeling caused by the loss, and received the reward: 100% hit. When Sun Shangxiang's weapon is untied and thrown into the sea, the mace at the front of the weapon will hit Sun Quan's treasure house 100% and anchor it, and it will not fall off in the sea. ”

Sun Shangxiang knew that the opportunity to elope was rare, so he reluctantly untied the weapon regiment, gently sinking one end of the weapon to the bottom of the sea, and holding the other end tightly with his hand.

"Liu Chan, you can't escape, let my sister go, otherwise I will immediately send troops to attack Xiakou, and then you will regret it." Sun Quan took Huang Gai and other generals and rushed to the dock in a hurry.

"Hehe, brother-in-law, who are you scaring about, you are so cowardly, if you really dare to send troops, this young master still respects you as a man, and he will definitely have a good deal with you and beat you up. If there is a kind, come, this young master is waiting for you in Xiakou. ”