Chapter 425: Erya's Magic
Erya also came to Fan Lou.
Immediately frightened Da Yan and Qing Niang in a small uproar, and then sat down seriously.
Speaking of which, this Lori was sent by her sister-in-law Bai Yutang, Bai Yutang happened to be the captain of the public security brigade in this district, and the informant was here, and the monitoring of the big Yan came to Fan Lou and learned about it, so he sent Xiao Loli to make a light bulb.
Erya didn't know any of this, but she had always had a tradition of attending parties and eating, and when she came, she stuck to Da Yan's arms and began to eat crispy sesame cakes.
Qing Niang had to tidy up her clothes, hugged Xiao Lori in her arms and said, "Erya, do you want to play the forum." ”
"I'll play the forum, my brother taught me before." Little Lori bit her finger and said.
"Okay, I'll help you create an account, and you pick an avatar."
Qing Niang immediately ordered her subordinates to bring a lot of made cards, which are various patterns drawn by Xiucai, which can be regarded as a part of identification. After the selection is set, the staff will have a record and the corresponding card, and when the number speaks, this avatar card will also be pasted in front of the title on the big blackboard.
The development of these props started with a big bird, and it was very popular for a while, making countless money.
Speaking of which, the original deity of the big cloud didn't set an avatar.,Now I'll pick one by the way.。
In addition, Zhao Zongshi and Yang Huaiyu also built a number in a fashionable way. After that, a few rookies were looking for an opportunity to try to speak, so they started looking for topics.
Erya is very smart, and simply set up a topic on her own: What will happen if you suddenly enter the apocalypse of zombies now, and you are incarnated as your own avatars?
Khan suddenly became lively.
Such brain-hole topics are rare here, so many people stopped scolding Han Qi, and all of them participated in this topic as if playing a game.
Zhao Zongshi was the first to follow. In view of Xiao Zhao's avatar being a general wearing heavy armor, he spoke: If zombies are rampant, my avatar should be safe, right?
Soon, a guy with a picture of a cookcake said: Zombies don't eat cookcakes, shouldn't I be dangerous?
An avatar speaks with a hammer: Upstairs, zombies don't eat bread, but the fleeing people eat, whether it's the end of the world or the present world, you kid can't escape the fate of being eaten, admit it.
A guy whose head is like a big tree speaks: Wash and sleep on the cake, the hammer upstairs can be a hot item.
A guy with an avatar like Xiucai said: If I enter the apocalypse, I climb on the skull upstairs to hide, zombies shouldn't be able to climb trees, right?
An avatar speaks like a squirrel: You blow it upstairs, you climb a tree and you will definitely fall, only I can watch you get bitten to death by zombies in the tree.
Then all kinds of chaos followed, and suddenly there was a fire. This couldn't help but make Qing Niang and Da Yan look at each other. Erya prodigy.
Next is Erya speaking, Xiao Loli's avatar is a big Luo Jinxian, so she wrote: Hehe, little sister, I have no pressure.
Yang Huaiyu was the most embarrassed, when this guy just established his account, he chose a ** beauty as his avatar rather vulgarly, so he spoke: Is my avatar ...... It's a lot of pressure!
Quickly an avatar spoke from a warrior monk: Don't worry upstairs, zombies won't pity the jade, but I will protect you, master, I can cover it.
Qing Niang's deity is the most obscene, and the avatar is Zhanzhao, so Qing Niang spoke: No pressure, protect everyone, and maintain order, I can bear it.
A guy's avatar is actually a portrait of Han Qi, and he spoke: Zombies, hurry up and eat Lao Tzu, anyway, the reform has failed, otherwise the end will not appear.
The head of the big goose is like a battleship with a cannon barrel, and he speaks: No pressure at all.
Immediately, an avatar of a zombie expressed disbelief and said: You blow it upstairs, your crew has been bitten to death by me, how can you drive the boat alone?
Qing Niang once again put on Zhanzhao's avatar and said: Upstairs, you are the most unpleasant one among the zombies, there is still no one in the zombie group of this hero, what are you dancing after cutting off your head?
There is a guy's avatar that is actually a big bird, and he said: The hero upstairs, you have been killed by my big demon king, how can you still hack zombies to death?
There was a head like a god arm crossbow, and he spoke: "Sit on the ground and start the price, which of you has more money, who will take me away."
An avatar is Yang Huaiyu's speech: I have a lot of money, but people are stupid and don't know how to use a divine arm crossbow.
At this point, Yang Huaiyu's face turned green.
An avatar of a kitten spoke: "Please take it away, I want to take refuge in a strategic ship."
Wang Yan leaned close to Qing Niang and whispered, "Who is this cat?" ”
"You don't even know Su Xiaoqing's number?" Qing Niang pinched Da Yan's face with a smile.
Immediately after, it seems that someone recognized the deity of the big bird, so they used a pig's head card on the big bird, so the big bird's head changed from a battleship to a pig's head.
Someone immediately tweeted: cut the pig's head in half for me.
Then all kinds of chaos, drinks, refreshments, fruit cakes and so on, a lot of them, and the props were also sparsely sold.
The local tyrants in the Great Song Dynasty Tokyo are so painful and boring, not to mention that now is the heyday of the Great Song Dynasty, and half of the country will be lost, and these guys will continue to be like this in Lin'an.
When the song is over, it's time to leave, and if it's too late, if you go back, you will definitely be made to kneel on the washboard by Dabai, sweat, the old Wang family really has that thing, but it was used by Erya's mother back then.
Yang Huaiyu is very worthless for Da Yan, and thinks that he must be uncomfortable if he doesn't get out today, Qing Niang is a stunner in the world. However, when I think of the big goose going home, there is a big milk sister Bai Yutang to serve, so I am envious, jealous and hateful, Yang Huaiyu will usually only be slapped by Mu Guiying when he goes home, and his father Yang Wenguang is not much better, if his father smells of gouache when he comes home, he will still be hung up and beaten by Mu Guiying.
Zhao Zongshi was reluctant to give up, and he missed this place very much. It's a pity that his salary is too low, and he still has to rent a house in this capital where every inch of land is expensive, if it weren't for Yang Huaiyu's help, he wouldn't have been able to hold it up. So I can't afford to play Fan Lou.
Yes, Xiao Zhao is so cold, his father Zhao Yunrang can't get a penny of money, Queen Cao is in charge of it very tightly, and now that he is big, he can't live in the palace. He himself was timid, and he never dared to mention any requirements to the clan, so he guarded the cold title allocated by Zongzheng Temple, and lived a miserable life.
When leaving, Da Yan took Zhang Wubaiguan's own Jiaozi and quietly stuffed it into Zhao Zongshi's hands. Zhao Zong's heart was warm, but he didn't dare to ask for it, so he resignedly said: "The teacher asked me to be strict with myself, not to make friends with people, and not to take other people's things." ”
He was talking about Lu Gong's book. Lu Gongzhu, that bastard, did educate him not to associate with Yang Huaiyu, Da Yan and others. Khan, you can't blame the old master of this era, this set, people in the later civilized era also like to open their mouths to come.
In this way, the gathering of fox friends and dog friends came to an end......
took the little Lori home, and was caught by Wu Qiong's mother at the door, grabbed the back of her ear and slapped the back of her head, and even Erya was slapped in the back of her head.
Wu Qiong's mother dragged the two of them inside: "I ran away, I only came back now, and the Lord of the Stove can't wait." ”
Damn, what does Lord Stove have to do with me?
Da Yan thought unconvinced, but immediately heard the old grandmother shouting inside, "Is Yan'er back, how can there be no royal grandchildren who worshiped the king of the stove years ago."
Well, the big goose just went in to participate in their superstitious activities. Served the king of the stove, and invited the ancestral tablet out to worship, in view of the previous life of the big Yan also surnamed Wang, so it is still very pious, not in the psychology of the calf.
Before the start of the night banquet, Han Qi, who was scolded by Mao Fei in the forum, walked into the kitchen of Wang Yan's house excitedly, opened the lid of the pot and looked around: "Where is the yellow stewed chicken?" Where did you hide it? ”
As a last resort, he killed the chicken temporarily, and Da Yan personally cooked a pot of yellow stewed chicken.
When the sound of firecrackers sounds, it means that the new year is coming, and the depressed second year of Jiayou has passed. This year, Wang Yan experienced diplomacy, war, suspension, wife and godsister, planning Fukang Canal and so on.
The fourth uncle Wang Anli also came to eat, although he didn't sue Wang Yan for attacking the fourth uncle on the street, but he always squinted his eyes intentionally or unintentionally, which made Da Yan's heart cold.
Wang Anshi took the bowl and made food for the grandmother first, Wang Anli hurriedly took over and said, "Brother An, sit down, I'll come." ”
Wang Anshi's expression was a little slower for this younger brother who did not grow up, and after a little hesitation, he handed the bowl to Wang Anli.
Today's sentence "open to eat" is generally said by Han Qi, but before eating, Han Qi took out a letter and handed it to Wang Yan and said: "From today onwards, you will be appointed as the Cheng of Sinong Temple, concurrently serving as the secretary of the Water Affairs Bureau of the Ministry of Construction, and the member of the Ministry of Works. ”
Wang Anli couldn't help twitching his cheeks slightly, envious and jealous, mother, such a gentleman who was poked in the backbone everywhere, how many months did he jump out to take on an important position?
Earlier, I heard that Lu Gong mentioned this matter, saying that the construction of the division was temporarily transferred, and the judge of Sinong Temple was also temporarily transferred at the same time. Lu Gongzhu and Sima Guang agreed that this was a big move by the reformers in the new year. And Fu Bi obviously reached a fart deal with Han Qi, because although Han Qi is in charge now, without Fu Bi's signature, these two positions cannot be easily moved.
Even Wang Anshi was kept in the dark about this matter, and the eldest Wang felt that if his son came out to do things, it was estimated that some people would be sad again, which was not good.
In short, this is the beginning of Jiayou's three years, the god machine that has been refrigerated for half a year will make a comeback in the New Year's bell, and the visible wind and rain will gather in Beijing again......