The 928th Night Walker
The two men drank sullenly on the big night, and it was really not interesting.
So when the moonlight was hazy outside, Zhang Qiang, who was so sleepy that he yawned, couldn't hold on any longer, got up staggeringly, and went back to his own home to sleep.
Xiao Han, who also drank a lot of wine, sent Zhang Qiang out, and when he came back, he thought of going to the corner to solve the three emergencies.
However, Xiaoqi, the dead dog, kept staring at him with wide eyes and chased after his ass, so that he had to turn around a little more and go to the toilet to solve the problem.
"What do you see? Silly dog! A pot stewed you in the morning and evening! ”
After a hearty moment, Xiao Han scolded Xiao Qi, who was still following his buttocks, and staggered towards the bedroom.
The night gradually deepened, and only the bright moon outside the sky still emitted a soft silver light, but this light did not last long, and a black cloud gradually moved in the sky, covering most of the moon.
The moonlight disappeared, and just when the earth fell into darkness, no one expected that at this time, there was a black shadow quietly turning over from the backyard of Xiao Han's house.
The shadow is very muscular, but extremely agile.
Tumbling down from a wall more than a foot high, it didn't even alarm a person!
Of course, Xiao Qi, who was squatting in the corner of the wall and looking at this uninvited guest strangely, must not be counted as a person.
"Huh? Why is there another one?! ”
The black shadow climbed down the wall, but before he could take a breath, he saw the two green glows in the darkness at first glance, and he couldn't help but sigh in his heart.
"Fortunately, I was prepared!" Heiyi looked at the pair of green eyes, and slowly reached out to touch his pocket, only to find that the pile of meatloaf prepared earlier had already been consumed along the way......
Secretly said badly, the black shadow looked at the Xiao Han dog who had seen it more than once with a bitter face: "Ahem, Xiaoqi, you know me, right, they are all acquaintances, no, they are all familiar dogs!" Let's discuss, don't bite me ......"
Xiao Qi tilted his head, as if he understood the words of the black shadow, and a very humane smile appeared on his face, and immediately, the dog barked.
"Woo Woo ......"
The black shadow was startled, and quickly waved his hand: "Don't scream, wait for me to give you a bone to gnaw!" ”
"Wangwang......" Xiaoqi didn't buy it at all, and he didn't get close, so he shouted from afar.
The black shadow was so anxious that the sweat on his head came out: "Look at you, why don't you pay on credit?!" Okay, I'll go first, and I'll come back when I bring my bones! ”
Turning his head scolding, the black shadow turned around and wanted to jump back to the wall again, but he had just climbed the wall, but Xiao Qi suddenly came up!
It jumped high and bit the black shadow's ass in one bite! Immediately, his whole body was suspended in the air! But even so, there was still a low roar of "woo" coming from its throat.
"Whew...... Grandma's bear, if you don't have to kill you, Xiao Han will go crazy, I'll sit on you right now! ”
"Woo woo woo ......"
On the tall back wall, the sound of angry scolding and dog barking resounded, waking up countless people in their sleep!
Xiao Han lived in the backyard, so when he rushed over with his clothes draped and sleepy-eyed, there were not many people in this courtyard, only a few torches dancing in the dark.
Through the uncertain firelight, Xiao Han saw that on the north wall of his house, a familiar figure was desperately climbing the wall with two hands, under the buttocks, Xiao Qi, who was particularly interested in the buttocks, was hanging in the air with a spin......
"Xiao Han, quick, get your broken dog away!" When the man on the wall saw Xiao Han coming, he didn't care about hiding his figure, and immediately tore his throat and shouted!
Xiao Han was stunned for a moment when he heard this cry, and when his eyes widened and he tried to distinguish for a while, he pointed at the person in surprise: "You are ...... Cheng bites gold? ”
On the wall, Cheng Biting Jin kicked a pair of legs and screamed again and again: "Nonsense, hurry up!" I can't hold on, I'll give you a slap in the ass, don't blame me......"
"Uh, Xiaodong, go and take Xiaoqi off...... Everyone else is gone, nothing happens, go back to sleep! ”
There was a rush in the backyard, and Cheng Biting Jin was finally rescued from the dog's mouth, and at this time, Lao Cheng's pants had been torn open for such a long time.
It's also a shame that he wears thick clothes in winter, if it weren't for this sturdy bite, wouldn't he bite his ass balls?
in the house.
Burning the fire, Xiao Han tried to hold back his laughter, and poured a cup of hot tea for Cheng Yanjin, who was wearing a quilt in front of him.
"What's this one of you? Want to be a snitch on a big night? ”
Cheng Bitingjin, who had been frozen for a long time, shivered and drank a sip of hot tea, and grinned with his scalded teeth: "Phew! What snitch? I didn't want others to see me, so I sneaked here! Who knew that your dog was too dark, and he didn't even discuss it, and he would gnaw it when he came up! ”
Xiao Han snorted at being amused, and almost didn't hold back: "Ahem, what are you doing sneaking here?" By the way, didn't you go to Tokai County? ”
Cheng Biting Jin said with a dark face: "I won't go to the land where birds don't!" Whoever loves to go, who goes! ”
"Tokai County is also a place where birds don't?"
Xiao Han asked Cheng Yanjin strangely, in fact, he also knew: Donghai County, that is, the Jiangsu area in later generations.
As the saying goes, there is heaven above, and there is Suzhou and Hangzhou below! Even if Cheng Yanjin is going to some coastal counties this time, it shouldn't be so miserable if the birds don't.
"Nonsense!"
However, when Cheng Yanjin heard Xiao Han ask, he immediately said angrily: "My hometown is near there, can I know if the birds or not?" ”
"Near your house?" When Xiao Han saw Cheng Biting Jin say this, he suddenly thought of something and asked, "Hey, you weren't afraid that your hometown people would see you belittled, and you couldn't hold it on your face, so you secretly ran away, right?" ”
Cheng Biting Jin's cheekiness turned a rare red this time, and muttered, "Just... Not really! Anyway, I won't go to that place, and I'll live here with you in the future! ”
Xiao Han couldn't laugh or cry: "Aren't you relying on me?" Besides, you don't go to the East China Sea, you sneak to me, what if the emperor finds out? ”
Cheng Biting Jin pouted: "How can he know?" The secret I came over was just accidentally seen by your family! Besides, if you know, you will know that if there are more lice, it will not itch, and it will be a big deal to be assigned to the South China Sea! But I guess he doesn't have time to bother me anymore! ”
"Huh?"
Xiao Han suddenly heard something else from Cheng Biting Jin's words, and couldn't help but roll his eyes, and asked in a low voice, "What do you mean by this?" ”
Cheng Yanjin was stunned for a moment, as if he realized his slip of the tongue, and grinned awkwardly: "It's not either... It's nothing! ”
"Nothing?" Xiao Han rolled his eyes, and when he saw that Cheng Yanjin refused to tell the truth, he stood up and shouted outside: "Xiaodong, send off guests." ”
"Hey, you don't have to be so ruthless, right?"
Cheng Yanjin was taken aback by Xiao Han's action of sending off the guest, and couldn't help but shout in a low voice.