Chapter 496: Benshan, who sold miserably

Zhou Benshan seemed to be quite aggrieved, and began to describe his own experience, talking about misery, in this era, how many people are almost miserable, nothing more than the war, family members are separated, displaced, and choose between starvation to death and being stewed by other beggars.

After tossing for a long time, Zhou Benshan finally said that when he was wandering in Hebei, he heard rumors that someone was holding a big white steamed bun to recruit workers, but where is there such a good thing, but I heard that someone seduced children with food, and when his head was full, he was directly pulled into the palace and castrated.

But Zhou Benshan was dying of hunger, where did he care about this, gritted his teeth, mustered up his last strength, and finally arrived at the place where he was recruiting, and sure enough, there were fragrant steamed buns......

Zhang Xianzhong was about to go crazy and shouted: "What's the matter with Lao Tzu!" "He occasionally controls himself to call himself me, but now he is mad at this Northeast big fool.

Zhou Benshan rubbed his tears and said, "It was noon, the sky was so good, I ......"

"Dare to talk nonsense again, kill your head and serve! I'm ordering you to tell me how you collected intelligence about our army and prepared to poison me, don't say it, look at ......"

Zhou Benshan cried and said: "Don't blame the king, I'll talk about it, I'll talk about it right away......"

"Tell me quickly, who asked you to record our army's intelligence!"

Zhou Benshan never seemed to have thought that Zhang Xianzhong, who looked rough and generous, would have such a ruthless side, and then thought of what Zhang Xianzhong said, the weapons held by the surrounding men shuddered, and said: "The villain didn't mean to do so, it's just ......"

"Just what!"

"It's just that the housing prices in the imperial capital are too expensive! I only have a two-bedroom apartment, but my wife has already given birth to four dolls, two boys and two girls, what a debt, although it doesn't cost money to go to school,"

"Housing prices? A two-bedroom? ”

Even if he sent countless spies to the imperial capital, even if he had some knowledge of the economic prosperity of the imperial capital, Zhang Xianzhong still couldn't figure out why the house was so important to the people of the imperial capital.

Even if the house is cheap, it can't really be sold at the price of green onions, and it is fundamental to have one room per person, but the men with many babies are very hard, and the more Zhou Benshan works hard, the more debts he has.

Thinking of this, he was even more sad and said: "I just want to sell more goods, isn't this calculating the amount in advance, so that I am ready to ship it to you, all kinds of guys, all of them are produced by the imperial capital, and they must be high-quality products, I really just want to make more money, observers are doing this, observe and observe." ”

"So what's going on with these pills! Sneaky! ”

"These great tonic elixirs Viagra are planned to be sold in places where there are many rich and wealthy people, one pill is effective, and it will be powerful for three days."

Zhou Benshan held up those small pills, seemed to have a hint of fanaticism, and said, "Good thing." ”

Zhang Xianzhong looked entangled and said, "What is it?" ”

Zhou Benshan held up the small blue pill and said, "Brother, you can try it, it's a good thing." ”

Zhang Xianzhong sneered: "Then why don't you eat it?" Come, feed him all to his belly. ”

Zhou Benshan waved his hand and said: "Wang, no, the small capital is insufficient, one grain at a time is enough, let me eat one grain, and then ......"

Zhou Benshan grabbed one and then kept laughing.

Zhang Xianzhong's face was black, and after waiting for a while, he saw that Zhou Benshan seemed to be red-faced, scratched his ears and cheeks, and swallowed saliva, but he couldn't stay anymore, but Zhang Xianzhong said: "Feed one of them, and then stuff a mother-in-law over, I want to see what is the use." ”

Zhang Xianzhong is not a gullible person, Zhou Benshan bites that he is an observer, and what arms business he does, but it is difficult to say anything.

He went to rest in the tent, and naturally there were a few little girls playing with him, but in the second half of the night, he heard a commotion, which made him very angry.

"Go, let's see what's going on, the big tent is making trouble, aren't you afraid of military law."

Naturally, a younger brother went over to ask, and after a while, he replied: "What kind of observer, take a bite of medicine, that thing will turn, and the brothers are looking at the freshness." ”

Zhang Xianzhong was annoyed, damn, it's the other way around.

He angrily took the guards with him, and just went over, but he saw that the tent where the observers were held was very lively, and Benshan had no clothes on that week, wrapped his body in a bath towel from the imperial capital, giggling, chatting with some fresh generals, everyone had some small blue pills in their hands, and naturally everyone talked about it.

"What's going on?"

"It's King Zhang, the response of the masses is good, aren't I holding an order meeting, everyone is happy."

Of course, when those generals saw Zhang Xianzhong, they were still afraid, and they lowered their heads one by one and didn't dare to speak.

Men, who doesn't have a little privacy.

However, Zhang Xianzhong couldn't really do anything.

He could only scold and ask everyone to be careful that the Council of Elders might poison him.

But what Zhou Benshan said was very good: "We are in business, and this Viagra's business has been done all over the world, such a big business, who dares to make trouble in it." ”

This is true, the Council of Elders really didn't plan to poison and kill people in it, the main thing is the cost, and the poison also costs money.

Starting with Viagra, among the generals of the Great Western Army, a small but very active luxury goods trading market was formed, and its product content was varied, which was jaw-dropping, and I had never heard of the matter of opening a party while fighting.

On the other hand, those princes and others in Jiangnan had to resist Zhang Xianzhong's attack on the one hand, and on the other hand, they had to watch out for each other, and they became a stalemate for a while.

In terms of munitions, they are not bad, the production capacity of the Council of Elders has already been released, and they will soon be unable to kill the car.

For Luo Yonghammer, it is nothing that the hammer fans are dead, but now, Qiu Zhonghua is on the ship of the British, but he is very resentful.

Under his plan, Qiu Zhonghua would be pulled into the chariot by him, and the family wealth would naturally belong to him, and then he would use it to charge into battle.

But now, it's all over.

But fortunately, Aamir Khan also set off quickly, although the purpose is unknown, but Luo Yong's hammer plan is still perfect, his hammer god cult has now received the bonus of Aamir Khan's braggaking ability, and has tended to transform into a realm, and has become a master.

In Luo Yonghammer's latest teachings, it integrates the comprehensive sayings of the Three Gods, Confucianism, and Hammer Religion, as well as traditional Chinese mythology.

Pangu opened the world, what did it use? It must be a hammer.

It is said that when this Pangu opened the world, it used an axe, oh no, it was a hammer, this hammer opened the world, but it was spirituality for a long time, and today, reincarnated as a human, that is, our God Sect leader, Luo Yong hammer!

Luo Yonghammer has seventy-two changes of self-defense, can do anything, and jump out of reincarnation.

As long as you donate all your net worth to Luo Yonghammer, and I hammer it into a hammer made of gold, you can build a golden body, and bless you to become an immortal one day, jump out of the Three Realms and not in the Five Elements, as for what tall spells, it is naturally the same, believe in the hammer, and get eternal life.

And Aamir Khan wanted to go to Middle-earth, so naturally he couldn't do without Luo Yonghammer, and along the way, Aamir Khan brought a lot of money and talents, and asked again, discussing how to turn China into a Hindu country, and then borrow the hand of this country to drive out those British.

At this point, Aamir Khan is full of confidence.

In his opinion, not believing in Hinduism is imperfect, and under the Hindu education, his parents have always taught Aamir Khan that the reason why people have a mouth is to eat, and the other is to lie.

Eating and lying are the two major elements that a person can live, but Chinese have been taught from a young age that lying is not right!

The biggest problem of the Chinese is that they are too serious, the Indians think that life is just a game, and the Chinese dream of soaring and becoming rich, Indians begin to think comfortably about the next life in their twilight years, and the Chinese are still thinking about making money before they die, so it is no wonder that the Chinese do not have such miracles as Hinduism.

Aamir Khan's greatest self-confidence is that Hinduism is very suitable for the upper class, and in his territory, in China, where Hinduism is common, there were originally a small number of upper Brahmins and Kshatriyas, which is a big deal.

At this time, the Europeans could not cover the sky with one hand for shipping, so the Indians could still go to sea on their own.

Of course, there were many ships back and forth along the way, and looking at the ships full of wealth, Aamir Khan also felt indifferent, in his education, the whole world was the slave of the Brahmins, and that was nothing more than the wealth of the slaves.

But in Luo Yonghammer's opinion, he was extremely jealous, unwilling to buy his hammer coins and unwilling to die, haha.

Fortunately, there were many sea ships in this era, and the Presbyterian Council was active and effective in cracking down on pirates, so even after several months, Aamir Khan's ship still reached the South China Sea smoothly.

However, the waves encountered halfway through, and it was not smooth, so it was natural to rest by repairing the ship in Fujian.

Aamir Khan naturally has a relationship and a way, at this time Fujian's commerce is relatively developed, although it does not have an advantage in the local industry, but after all, standing on the channel of Japan's south, entrepot trade can still make money.

At this time, China was full of business and financial resources, especially a large number of unemployed people got jobs, even if they didn't consume anything, they could always support themselves by farming.

There are a lot of people of all kinds and so on, coming and going quite in the later generations of New York, at a casual glance, there may be some African princes, the sons of European officials or something, and although Fuzhou is still nominally the land of the Ming Dynasty, there are also a lot of short-haired northern men, so that Luo Yonghammer's crazy heart can not be calm.

Settle down, prepare to repair the broken ship of India, and then go to the north, but Luo Yonghammer felt irritable, being in Fuzhou, seeing that the imperial capital has more and more influence here, he is naturally unhappy, in his eyes, the Ming Dynasty will not let him Luo Yonghammer rule, and everyone will not buy hammer coins, then they should be cursed!

If you don't believe in Buddhism, you will go to hell! If you don't believe in the hammer, you will go to hell, Luo Yonghammer's eyes are red, he looked at a man wearing a T-shirt and swaggering through the market, followed by a few people holding mirrors from the north, what made him most angry was a shop, which hung a sign of "Imperial Capital Fried Chicken", which made him almost crazy.

In his opinion, this earth has left his Luo Yong Hammer, how can it continue to rotate, China should be on the verge of collapse, counting on him Luo Yong Hammer to save, everywhere should be burning, killing and looting, flames and wailing!

If you don't kneel and lick his Luo Yong hammer, and don't buy his hammer coins, it should be extremely chaotic!

With red eyes, he looked at the fried chicken restaurant in the imperial capital, a woman was cleaning up the small table, and suddenly there was desire in his heart, and this petite woman was right for his appetite.

Immediately walked over, but with a straight face, he said, "What's your name?" ”

"Is there anything wrong with you?"

"Do you know Hammercoin?"

"What a hammer coin."

"You don't even know the hammer coin, it's lonely, you need me to teach you well, come here, come on."

"What are you doing, don't."

Luo Yonghammer's face was full of flesh, so frightened that the other people in the store didn't dare to move, and shouted: "I am the leader of the Sledgehammer Sect, if you dare to resist, I will curse you to hell!" ”

Zhao Yu was busy all day, wiped his sweat, and was looking for a place to rest, he and his friends opened a good deal, to the south to sell goods, simply to teach some knowledge of how to use sewing machines and those small machines, this is a bit troublesome, after all, the language is almost incomprehensible, fortunately, these things are in line with the fool's approach, how to maintain the basics also taught the locals, if he can, he hopes to dominate the sewing machine market here.

The sewing machine market is actually not big, even the local overlord Zheng family did not pay much attention, after all, there are not many people who are willing to buy, and training and repair is also a big trouble, many families regard the sewing machine as an investment, naturally everything is looking for you, and the pain is as miserable as the 21st century, after helping people buy computers, how to run errands and work to death within a year.

I was about to go back to my rental house, but I found that something was wrong, and someone called for help.

Zhao Yu didn't really hear it, but when the distance was closer, he gradually understood, and a man kept shouting: "I, Luo Yonghammer, am a star in the sky, and if the women of the world don't follow me, they will be cursed!" ”

He choked a woman's neck, his face turned purple when he saw it, and he couldn't do it when he saw it, and the people around him were frightened, Luo Yonghammer kept saying cursed people to hell, but no one dared to move.

Zhao Yu looked at the woman and saw that she was about to die, so he hurried over and shouted, "If you let go, people will die." ”

"Get out of here, the hammer teaches you to do things, or you will kill your whole family and let you go to hell!"

Zhao Yu frowned, he was in the north, in the end, he was also simply literate, although it was a simplified character that would never be recognized by Confucianism, but he also knew a little bit of the elders' knowledge of law popularization and popular science knowledge, and knew that these cults were using hell as a threat to the world.