Chapter 67: Xiao Chenhao fooled Emperor Chu
Looking at Xiao Chenhao, who was about to become the second senior brother, Xiao Chenxuan was very helpless, he was so fat, and he knew how to eat every day, and he was not afraid of becoming a pig one day, so he farted directly, kicked Xiao Chenxuan's buttocks, and said angrily.
"I know how to eat, if I don't look at your bear, you're about to become a pig."
Xiao Chenhao was very aggrieved, didn't he say that if the ice is made, he can make ice cream and eat? What does it have to do with this king fat? No, he directly retorted to Xiao Chenxuan.
"Starling, this king is fat and has nothing to do with eating ice cream! Besides, Ben Wang Fat didn't eat your family's rice, okay! ”
"I didn't eat the rice of this king, and those braised pig's trotters in this king's mansion were taken away by wild cats?" Xiao Chenxuan was on fire, and directly grabbed a piece of ice and smashed it towards Xiao Chenhao.
Knowing that, Xiao Chenhao caught the ice cube thrown by Xiao Chenxuan and put it directly into his mouth, After a few bites, he shook his head and let out bursts of admiration.
"Wow, it's so cold, starling, it's so cool, you throw another piece here."
Xiao Chenxuan was directly speechless, this cheek should be thicker than adding three bricks at the bend of the city wall, right?
"Why are you standing still eating? Go, get some fruit or something. ”
"Fruit, just this season, where is the fruit? You have it in your house! I didn't even eat with this king, and I said that I was a good brother! ”
Nima, Xiao Chenxuan almost cried speechlessly, just Xiao Chenhao's face is thicker than his fat, right?
"There is one in this palace, what else do you want! Find it. ”
"Starling, you are so unscrupulous, you don't know where it is? Where can I find this king? Oh, oh, oh, by the way, where is the father, there seems to be a tribute pear or something, but okay, little brother, I will help you get all the fruits from the father, but you have to contract all the ice cubes in the father's palace, there is no problem! ”
Hearing Xiao Chenhao's answer, Xiao Chenxuan immediately fell into deep thought, if he opened an ice cream shop, he would definitely have to use fruit! But this season, I really can't get it, but I have it in the palace!
But if you take the initiative to ask for your cheap Lao Tzu, you will definitely not be able to please him, and if you can't say it, this ice cream shop will have to give him half of the shares?
It's very appropriate for Chubby to go! Isn't it just ice? The guards who were training didn't seem to have much to do. It's just right, let them collectively dig a big pool for themselves, and build a cellar where ice cubes are hidden, hehe, in this way, you can have as many ice cubes as you want, not to mention the palace, even if the entire Jing Chu needs ice cubes, they can eat it themselves, Xiao Chenxuan readily agreed.
"Okay, no problem, but you have to get your father to promise that all the fruits of the tribute will be given to this king, and in return, this king can give him 10% of the income from the ice cream shop."
"Hehe, you give your father a layer! We are brothers, you let this king do this kind of thing like asking for tribute, at least you have to give this king a layer, you can see, this king is growing my body now, what to eat can be money, you can't bear to watch your brother have no food, right? ”
Hearing that his father could get a layer of benefits, Xiao Chenhao also pretended to be innocent, and asked Xiao Chenxuan for a layer of income on the grounds that he was growing up.
Xiao Chenxuan was speechless, he was about to become a pig, and he still had to pay for everything, he was really ready to eat himself to the point of being a fart! The income of the first layer, the New Year's pig is not so edible, right? Xiao Chenxuan said sarcastically directly.
"Okay, okay, anyway, my General Village also raises so many pigs, and one more of you is not much."
"Hehe, this king is too lazy to pay attention to you," After speaking, Xiao Chenxuan left immediately.
Thinking that he wanted to supply all the ice cubes for the entire palace and ice cream parlor, Xiao Chenxuan immediately asked people to notify Chen Junxi in a hurry, asking the entire escort corps to stop training and immediately come to the Ji Palace's mansion to dig up the pool.
"Father, father, son-in-law have come to see you!" In the Ganlu Palace, Xiao Chenhao ran towards Emperor Chu like a snowball, and shouted as he ran.
"Yo, who do I think I think? It's Hao'er! Such a big person is still like a child all day long. ”
Seeing Xiao Chenhao's arrival, Emperor Chu stopped revealing the chapter and stood up, with a loving smile covering his entire face, looking like a loving father, very warm.
"Isn't Erchen missing his father?" Xiao Chenhao pretended to be a good doll, and he didn't look at his bear-like figure, and he had already bid farewell to his childhood.
"Yo, I'm afraid I won't be able to stay in the Ji Palace!" Emperor Chu didn't believe his son's nonsense.
"That's right, my father corrects and rehearses every day, and my son is very distressed when I think about it, no, I think of my father, and my son immediately returned to the palace, and my mother didn't go to see it, so I came to my father."
"It seems that Hao'er is also sensible! Then I can rest assured, haha, what have I learned with your starling brother recently, I can listen to the masters say, you haven't been to the palace for a long time. ”
"Oops! Father, don't you know, starling, that is the knowledge of astronomy and geography, how can those masters be compared! It just so happened that Erchen saw that Starling could turn stones into ice, but Erchen didn't understand the truth, so he didn't come to ask his father for advice. ”
"Turning stones into ice, Hao'er, you are coaxing your father to be happy again, how can anyone in this world turn stones into ice?"
"Haha, father, don't really believe it, starling can really do it."
"Really? Then you go and study hard for your starling, it just so happens that my imperial study is very stuffy, after you learn, help your father cool down. ”
"Father, that's exactly what the sons and daughters think."
"Yes, it seems that my Hao'er is really sensible."
"Hehe, father, the son is no longer a child, no, the son is learning how to share the worries of his father with the starling."
Xiao Chenhao bragged at this time, he couldn't just think about it, and he would say anything to Emperor Chu directly, who called himself his father's favorite son.
"Haha, okay, then the father is waiting for Hao'er to share his worries with me, haha..."
"Well, father, that's the case, starling can light stones into ice, Erchen knows, the palace is extremely stuffy, especially the Ganlu Hall and his father's imperial study, Erchen suggested that he provide ice cubes for the entire palace to cool down his father and relieve the heat, but Starling said that he can light stones into ice, but he needs to consume a lot of fruit, so Erchen thought, Father, can you use the fruits in this palace to give Starling, Starling provides ice cubes for his father."
Well? After listening to Xiao Chenhao's words, Emperor Chu became suspicious, he has lived for most of his life, but he has never heard of it, what kind of stone into ice, have you heard that this point of stone into ice still needs a lot of fruit.
"Oh, is it? It's not like you two want to eat fruit, do you? ”
"Father, you have wronged your son, starling can really turn stones into ice, father, in this way, your son will send you a batch of ice cubes tomorrow, after you see the ice cubes, you have to pack the fruit to your son, okay."
"Oh, there's really ice."
"Then it's still useful to say, how can a retainer dare to deceive your father and emperor without ice cubes?" Xiao Chenhao made it up for a long time, and finally knew that his father began to believe in himself, and the stone in his heart could be put down.
"Well, if you can really turn into ice, I promise you, but you two must make sure that you can provide enough ice for the palace in the summer."
"Okay, okay, the son will be the father and the emperor, you agreed, but there is no basis for what you say, and the words are based on the words."
"Huh? What, I'm a golden mouth, are you still afraid that I will regret it? Emperor Chu didn't expect his son to let him make a note, he didn't believe it, and deliberately rubbed his ears, did he hear it wrong?
"How can a son not believe in his father? It's the son's mind that when the son-in-law takes the fruit, he doesn't have to trouble his father again and again, and he directly uses his father's will How convenient it is, hehe. ”
"Well, well, I'll give it to you, but if you don't have ice and you dare to take my fruit, I'll break your legs, you know." Emperor Chu was not afraid that Xiao Chenhao would take the fruit with his will, so he opened his mouth to scare.
"Yes, yes, how can Erchen have the guts!"
Xiao Chenhao, who got the intention, was very embarrassed, got his father, and swallowed the shares of the ice cream shop on the first floor of his father's emperor, took away a tribute pear on the desk of Emperor Chu's imperial study, and left humming a song.
Looking at Xiao Chenhao's leaving, Emperor Chu reacted.
"Oh no, it's a little guy to play with, haha..."