Chapter 83: Tang Pipi Shrimp

Tai Chi Temple.

"Minister Li Mu, see Your Majesty, participate in the Empress. I thanked Your Majesty for not killing. ”

Li Mu saluted in a proper manner, and then stood honestly with his hands tied, his eyes were still a little worried, and his hair was dotted with a few wisps of weeds, which Li Mu deliberately grabbed on the ground when he left, and before entering the hall, he asked Gonggong Gao to help get it.

Gao Gonggong's decades of combing skills have made the distribution of these weeds staggered, which makes Li Muping feel a sense of vicissitudes.

Li Shimin glared at Li Mu, snorted coldly, and ignored him. It was still Empress Changsun who made peace, came to Li Mu, helped him remove the weeds from his hair, straightened his clothes, and said: "Zhulu Hou, you can't be so reckless in the future." Datang has a law, do you know how much effort Your Majesty has spent to save your life? ”

"Thank you for the queen's care, Your Majesty Longen, the minister does not dare to forget it at all."

"Don't fool around here!" Li Shimin finally couldn't help but speak, and said: "Li Mu, you are so bold and capable!" Even I dare to calculate? How is your behavior different from that Wei Zheng? I really regret that I understood it later, otherwise...... I won't save you! ”

Empress Eldest Sun hurriedly glanced at Li Shimin, but Li Shimin just didn't see it, he was really angry. Gonggong Gao rescued those Shandong Confucians, sent Wei Zheng back to the house, and came back to report the situation. How could Li Shimin not notice that he was tired, although he said in front of Wei Zheng that the great Confucians and ordinary people in Shandong were all people, but this was just a trick. The actual situation is well known to each other. Shandong Confucianism is a scholar clan, and the scholar clan is to be one level higher than the common people. What happened today, if there is no one behind them, which people would dare to argue with the nobles, or even fight?

None of the ministers of the DPRK and China would do such a ridiculous thing, even if Li Ji, Tang Jian and others wanted to protect Li Mu, they would not do such a thing. Then the mastermind behind the scenes is about to come out, it must be directed by Li Mu!

Thinking of Li Yuan's appearance in the Liangyi Palace, the two things together, Li Shimin suddenly felt that his IQ was played with by Li Mu. This stinky boy killed people and gained a reputation as a filial son, but he made the court chaotic, making him, the emperor, helpless by the courtiers several times, and even made a ridiculous scene of the two saints coming to the court, and what about him? People just slept in the prison of Dali Temple, how could Li Shimin not be angry!

"Your Majesty, the minister admits his mistake." Li Mu knelt on the ground and pleaded guilty, and said, "The people outside the imperial city are indeed hired by ministers. This matter is also the minister's instruction. A minister can deceive the people of the world, but he will not lie to His Majesty. ”

Li Shimin listened to these words very comfortably, twisted his eyebrows and asked, "You say, those people were hired by you?" ”

"Hmm." Li Mu nodded and said, "The main force is hired, and some of them join in the fun." Bai Chun, the minister's father-in-law, has dealings with many idlers in Chang'an City, and the people he helps the minister find, two times a day for fighting, and a day for scolding, those shrews with the most sharp mouths...... "Li Mu glanced at Li Shimin's eyes and whispered: "Five times a day." ”

Li Shimin laughed angrily and said: "It really opened my eyes, it's really rich, Li Mu, your money is not in vain!" ”

"Thank you, Your Majesty, for the compliment."

"Am I complimenting you?!" Li Shimin slapped the table violently and said angrily: "Haven't you already explained the aftermath and don't want to live?" smashed my Dali Temple and killed people in public, how majestic! You don't want to live anymore, why do you arrange this kind of debate? And your father-in-law, what does he do with idlers? Didn't you already calculate and use me as your pawn! ”

In the face of Li Shimin's anger, Li Mu did not panic, but said with a wry smile: "Your Majesty, how can the minister calculate." How could the minister know that Zhao Yuanlang would insult the minister's mother? If it is said that the minister conspired with Zhao Yuanlang, it doesn't make sense, he has been killed by the minister, how can he use his life to conspire with the minister? ”

Li Shimin was right when he thought about it, snorted angrily, and said, "Even if it's not calculated, then you have to explain it to me clearly!" ”

"Alas!" Li Mu sighed and said, "Your Majesty forgives your sins, at that time, Your Majesty changed his will, and the minister really felt disheartened and angry. The minister thought in his heart that the minister's heart for His Majesty could be revealed, but he did not exchange His Majesty's empathy, and the minister was disheartened. And because the minister's mother was insulted, he was in a hurry, and he killed someone as soon as his head was hot. But then the minister calmed down, and felt that if the minister exchanged his life with someone like Zhao Yuanlang, it seemed a little worthless. And the minister is not alone, he has a wife and a concubine, and he has a mother, so he can't just die. So the minister thought of saving himself, and when the minister's wife and concubine visited the prison last night, the minister explained to them. The minister's meaning was conveyed, originally thinking of using the Tang Daily to defend the minister, but he didn't expect Wei Zheng to be so despicable, instigating the Shandong Confucian and the students to make a scene of blocking the imperial city gate, the minister learned the news, knew that His Majesty would be embarrassed by this, so he temporarily changed his mind, and the minister's father-in-law found these people and treated them in his own way. ”

"As for why the minister's father-in-law befriended idle men...... Speaking of Uncle Cheng, Uncle Cheng's horse farm didn't share His Majesty's three percent of the profits, he felt that there was a loss, so he forced the minister to make up for it, and the minister thought about it, but there was no good way, so he wanted to take more and more people to see the opportunity to see Marseille, and speculate the tickets of the racecourse, so he asked the minister's father-in-law to make friends with these idlers, give them the tickets first, and then sell them at a high price, so as to make a profit...... I didn't expect to buy tickets before I could buy them, but the minister used them first, and I was really ashamed, ashamed. ”

Li Mu said this reason, and Li Shimin was also a little ashamed. If Li Mu didn't remind him, he wouldn't be able to remember. Li Mu helped him snatch three percent of the profits from Cheng Biting Jin's bowl, which was tens of thousands of dollars a month, and it was also money for internal use.

Thinking of this, Li Shimin also felt embarrassed, but he was the emperor after all, so he was embarrassed, coughed lightly, and said: "Dali Temple is heavily imprisoned and has always been isolated from the outside world...... Hmph, Cheng Yanjin helped you, right? ”

Li Mu said with a smile: "Your Majesty, Uncle Cheng is not an outsider after all, besides, the minister has also helped him earn a lot of money, so he has this favor." ”

"The law is unforgiving! I will rebuke him tomorrow. ”

Li Mu hurriedly restrained his smile and whispered, "The minister knows that he is wrong. ”

Li Shimin saw that Li Mu was docile, and the anger in his heart also disappeared a little, but when he thought of Li Yuan's matter, his anger rose again, and he pointed at Li Mu and asked: "There is one more thing, if you kid doesn't explain it to me, I will still kill you!" ”

"Huh?" Li Mushi showed the acting skills of the second person, and said in a panic: "Your Majesty, I don't know what mistake the minister has made?" ”

"Why did the Emperor Taishang come to the Liangyi Palace, you explain it to me well! Do you know what kind of impact the Emperor Taishang's appearance in the Liangyi Hall today will have. If someone makes a fuss about this, how much trouble will it cause? ”

"Your Majesty!" Li Mu hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, the minister doesn't know about this. The minister is in prison, and all he sees is his family. How do I get in touch with the Emperor? This is simply impossible, please Your Majesty Mingjian! ”

"Impossible?" Li Shimin sneered: "I heard that when you were in prison, you were ashamed to say that you must be fine, and you don't need to help you...... He also said that he had a trump card, and if he used it at the last moment, he would be able to save his life without worry, but you would tell me that this trump card is not too emperor, what else can it be? ”

"Forehead ......" Li Mu showed a look of embarrassment, and said hesitantly: "Your Majesty, don't talk about it, it's all over." ”

"Say!" Li Shimin said angrily: "Don't want to fool around, do you think this is a trivial matter?" ”

"Alas!" Li Mu sighed, as if he had made up his mind, and said, "Then the minister will confess...... Yesterday, the minister smashed the wall of Dali Temple before entering......"

"I know that I heard from the senior cadres that the Ministry of Industry sent someone to repair the wall...... I see, it was the craftsmen of the Ministry of Industry who left you the passage? Whoever did it, it's so bold! ”

"It's not!" Li Mu hurriedly brushed it off and said, "Your Majesty, there are a few craftsmen in the Ministry of Industry who dare to do such a thing. That's the case, the reason why the minister was able to smash the wall and enter was because of the minister's bodyguard Li Chongyi, you have also seen him, he is the big man who follows the minister. He was born with divine powers, and the minister made him a giant axe. The wall of Dali Temple was smashed open by him with an axe, and when the minister and he were in prison, somehow, maybe they ignored it, and no one took his axe away. The minister thought, if it is really a dead end, the minister will let him smash the Dali Temple out of a hole again, and escape at night, anyway, Uncle Cheng will lead the troops to guard, and the minister feels that Uncle Cheng does not want the boy to die, and he will not chase too much. ”

"You still want to smash Dali Temple?" Li Shimin shouted angrily, stood up and grabbed the knife on the side of the case: "You bastard boy, you treat the law of the country as nothing, I will cut you now!" ”

Empress Changsun hurriedly stopped it, in fact, it would be okay if she didn't stop it, Li Shimin would have killed him if he wanted to, and it was impossible to kill him now. But if no one really stops him, the scene will be a little embarrassing, Empress Changsun has always known Li Shimin's thoughts, of course she can't let him get off the stage.

After a fuss, Li Shimin threw the ritual knife on the ground, Wuzi was still angry, and hummed: "You think it's okay if you run away?" If I had issued a sea fishing document, would I have escaped from you? ”

Li Mu smiled with him and said, "The minister knows that His Majesty is reluctant to be a minister." ”

Li Shimin glared at him angrily and said, "Who is reluctant to give up on you, hippie smiling face, and still a bit like a courtier?" ”

Li Mu hurriedly became honest and said, "The minister knows that he is wrong. ”

"Hurry up, the Emperor is still waiting for you to say goodbye! ! ”

"No." Li Mu responded, raised his eyes to look at Li Shimin and Empress Changsun, and rolled around on the spot. Li Shimin looked at him dumbfounded, grabbed the inkstone in his hand and smashed it: "Stinky boy, dare to joke with me, really I won't kill you?" ”

Li Mu hurriedly got up and ran away, and his voice came from afar: "The minister knows that he is wrong, take a step first......