011: Lazy monk

Walked up the mountain for about four or five miles, turned a horizontal post, and saw that there was an earthen temple hidden in the ancient pine forest, the mountain stream in front of the temple was meandering, the flowing water was dingdong, and there were two small novices dressed in thin monk's clothes who were sweeping the floor slowly.

Jiayin thought that he had arrived, but he knew that Tie Luohan's footsteps did not stop, and he walked four or five miles, there was a stream of clear spring on the mountain that floated down from the sky, there was a big yellow mud house on the side of the stream, and in front of the house was a flat flat, Tie Luohan put Chun Niu down, stretched out his hand and pushed the black door, and said: "Go in, senior brother is in the inner room, he has peanuts to eat." ”

Chun Niu "yes", then pulled Jia Yin to the inner room, Jia Yin put the wine on the table, and saw that there was a stove in the house, and there were piles of subway equipment, but it turned out to be an iron house. I was trying to take a closer look, but I was pulled by Chun Niu like this, so I had to go.

There was a big fat monk drinking in the middle of the hut, he was tilted in a chair, his two big fat legs were resting on the table, squinting and enjoying, and a pile of peanuts was piled up on his stomach.

Chun Niu jumped forward and shouted, "Lazy monk, sit and sit without eating." But he pushed the peanut and squeezed it into the lazy monk's stomach and sat down.

Jia Yin's head was very big, and when he saw the lazy monk squinting at him, he had to clasp his fists and salute, saying, "I've seen my predecessors." ”

Chunniu giggled and said, "Lazy monk, I'm also a senior." ”

The lazy monk laughed and said, "Ghosts, how did you think of me today." Oh, who is this? Sit. ”

Chun Niu said: "Huzi, the brother of Qin Jiu, who died in Qinjiu, was sick with a body, frostbite and scars, and I cured it." ”

"Amazing, you can cure diseases at such a young age, and you must be better than your grandfather in the future."

"Of course, take out the good wine and give it to the stinky tiger to eat."

"Why, good wine is so expensive."

"Didn't people come to you as a guest, you don't have tea here, hurry up."

The lazy monk laughed, took out a small gourd from under the table, threw it to Jia Yin, and said with a smile: "You kid has a good mouth, three times brewed." ”

Huzi took it carefully, and saw that the gourd was small and delicate, and it was beautiful, so he rubbed it and was reluctant to drink it. But I heard Chunniu say: "Huzi dislikes that there is your saliva on it." ”

Jiayin was embarrassed, and hurriedly pulled the stopper and drank, but he was in a hurry and almost choked out of his nose. The lazy monk's laughing chair shook three times, pointed to his nailone's nose and said, "It's not a little hard." ”

Huzi calmed down and said, "It's okay, it's okay, Sister Xiaochun really helped me cure my chilblains." ”

Chun Niu was proud, and the three of them talked like this, and before they knew it, Huzi drank a gourd of wine. I heard the iron arhat outside shouting, "Senior brother." ”

The lazy monk sat up, put Chun Niu on the ground, and said, "Watch me pick up the sledgehammer." "Then he dodge out of the house.

Huzi hurriedly took Chunniu's hand to follow, only to see the lazy monk carrying a huge iron hammer bare-chested, and the small hammer of the iron arhat clanged together with the purple and red iron, and for a while the iron filings flew and sparks flew everywhere. Huzi was afraid of hurting Chunniu, so he pulled him behind him.

After a sledgehammer, Tie Luohan continued to be busy. The lazy monk wiped the beads of sweat on his body with his monk's robe, and saw that Chunniu kept flashing her big hairy eyes, and said with a smile: "Say, I think of what I kidnapped again." ”

"Huzi wants to learn from a teacher, Qin Jiu said that except for lazy monks in this world, no one can train Huzi into a copper-headed iron arm within a month."

The lazy monk smiled: "Qin Jiu wouldn't say such a thing, why didn't he come by himself?" ”

Chunniu giggled, "He went to arrest his master, saying that he was deceived by his master into entering the barracks and eating pig food every day, hey, he is also in the army." ”

The lazy monk looked Jia Yin up and down seriously, and said, "I see, the army has its own sword and gun skills, how did Qin Jiu think of asking you to come here?" ”

Jia Yin was embarrassed, and said with a red face: "He said that my sword skills are like shit, it's too bad, and going to the battlefield is to kill you." ”

The lazy monk nodded and said, "I'll take a look at you all the way." ”

Jia Yin took off the rattan box on his body, and after supporting the rattan card, Chunniu's eyes lit up and said, "Your box is a weapon." ”

Jia Yin snorted and said, "My grandfather left it, but unfortunately it was broken in several places." ”

Jiayin walked to the floor in front of the house, held the rattan card in his left glove, held the knife with his right knife, first put a "tiger squat pose", and then practiced the same method one by one, but it was a horizontal split and a straight stab, a simple eight-style knife technique, and it was finished in a short time.

The lazy monk nodded and said, "This is not a land magic sword, it is clearly a kung fu on the ship, your old man is a sailor?" ”

Jiayin shook his head and said he didn't know.

The lazy monk shouted: "Senior brother? ”

Tie Luohan has been controlling the fire, his expression has been focused on the iron, hearing the senior brother's question, Tie Luohan knocked the tongs in his hand on the fireside, and the tacit understanding cultivated over the years, a small action will know each other's minds.

The lazy monk smiled: "I can only strike iron here, if you are interested, come and pick up the sledgehammer, a month of sledgehammer down, how much will you have some strength." ”

Jia Yin was surprised, happy and dazed, surprised because the lazy monk nodded, dazed because he came to learn martial arts, but he let himself grab the sledgehammer, ordinary people may think about it, and the second person may immediately kowtow to the master, Jia Yin is a three-way person, scratched his head and said: "Then when will I come?" ”

"Tomorrow morning, you send Chun Niu home first, come tomorrow morning, remember to bring a bed."

Chunniu jumped up and nodded Jiayin's nose and shouted, "Stupid stinky tiger, don't kneel down to worship the teacher yet." ”

The lazy monk held Jia Yin's action of bowing down, and said, "It's a sledgehammer, what to worship." ”

When I returned to Sima's house, I saw Qin Yue drinking alone, sitting with a golden knife, one foot on an empty chair, nothing to look like, but his eyes were red.

"How is it, did Tie Luohan agree?"

Chunniu shouted: "The lazy monk wants the stinky tiger to pick up the sledgehammer, and the stupid stinky tiger doesn't know how to apprentice." ”

Qin Yue saw that Jia Yin was a little frustrated, so he said: "If you let you pick up the sledgehammer, you have agreed, take it well, I will go back to the camp tomorrow, and I will help you send the apprenticeship gift another day." ”

Jia Yin was a little embarrassed, sat down next to Qin Yue and said, "Jiulang, can you lend me some money first, I'll ...... I'm going to prepare a cover. ”

Qin Yue patted his head angrily, and said: "The day before yesterday, I asked you not to return the silver to me, but I want to go back, wait for you to leave fifty taels to prepare, cover, wait and let the whole uncle help prepare it, come, drink, Chunniu, do you drink or not." ”

Chunniu shook her head like a rattle, covered her mouth with one hand, and her voice came out of her fingers: "Don't drink, don't drink, it's stinky." ”

The two of them laughed, and Jia Yin's depression was swept away.

As a result, Chun Niu was panicked when she saw Jia Yin's smile, and she was ashamed, and forced him to eat two fire pills before she stopped.