"Adou, you bear child, why did you come here to me again? Don't you see I'm busy? Wait for your mother to be dissatisfied, I have to sleep on the floor tonight, and lay on the floor. Liu Bei regretted it very much, it was still too light to start at Changban Slope, so he should have thrown this unsuccessful Adou to death with all his strength, and threw it on the ground and stepped on it a few more times, so it would not be so eye-catching today, "Then did Queen Fushou figure it out?" What are you here for? It doesn't matter if it's my father, you can take care of them for me, if it's not enough to do it once, just do it a second time, just don't bother me. ”

"Daddy, Queen Fushou, and Cao Cao's two daughters Cao Xian and Cao Hua are here, I have already included them in the room, you don't need to ask about this matter, I came to you to ask Daddy to give me some work, whatever I can do, let me go out to avoid the limelight."

Liu Chan is most afraid of Liu Bei being a shrinking turtle, Liu Bei is thick-skinned, not afraid of others poking his back, as long as Liu Bei wants to be reluctant and endure it, no one can take Liu Bei, Liu Bei generally can't bear it, so he is willing to be tough, and fight with Cao Cao, Lu Bu and others, and then he loses, running around, "I was standing at the gate of the courtyard just now, and I heard the laughter from the wives I married in the house, roughly calculated, no less than ten people, this... How dare I go back, blame my father, there are too few houses at home, there is no way to hide the gold house, one person lives in one, I am so good to flop. ”

"That's it? Adou, are you teaching me how to do things? No way! Don't even think about it, you can stay at home for me, don't go out and cause trouble. Our army's momentum is like a rainbow, and it has won a big victory, burned Chibi, and made a name for itself, how can we send troops now? If you lose, all the fame you earned before will be lost. ”

As soon as Liu Bei saw Liu Chan's trouble, he knew that Liu Chan, a bear child, had not been beaten by society, how could it be so easy to be a big man, with good wine and meat every day, this was not satisfied, and he wanted to take the lead and smash other people's jobs, which was obviously too ambitious, too fierce, and easy to pull eggs.

"Didn't you see that the Lu Su debt collectors in Dongwu came to block the door of the house? If we really send troops, what will Jingzhou do then? Give Sun Quan back? Hey, hey, joke! So, eastward, Cao Cao is too dark, westward expedition, Xichuan is too bitter, Liu Zhang is still a little related, now is the best, there is food and drink, there is a grandson by his side, grandson Quan, it is easy to save trouble. ”

"Daddy, okay! If you want to say this, then I can't help it, I'll go and tell my mother and aunt now, I miss them, I nest in their room every day, don't go, see if my father still has a place to stand, this is what my father forced me, I can't go back to the backyard, and I won't let my father stop. ”

Liu Chan is far stronger than Liu Bei, Liu Bei still has to take care of fame, take Guan Yu and Zhang Fei out, one sings with a red face, and the other sings with a black face, so that he can be cheeky and pit people, Liu Chan doesn't have so many scruples, and he has to rectify Liu Bei when he makes it clear, what's wrong with the bear children, aren't they all learning from the old Liu family,

"It's really not good, I'll let the ladies come to accompany my mother and aunt to chatter, anyway, there are more than my wives than you, and more than a dozen of them line up, which is enough to grind until you have to go to sleep with the second and third uncles every day."

"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting Liu Bei's desire to cry without tears, giving birth to a rebel, fighting with himself every day, Liu Bei has no place to complain about the evil feelings, and gets a reward: Xiliang's messenger. Recently, Xiliang Ma Tengtuo wanted to go to Luoyang to meet Cao Cao, but he couldn't resist the persuasion of Ma Teng's son Ma Chao, and finally Ma Teng planned to go to Luoyang alone to meet Cao Cao. Ma Chao was afraid that Ma Teng would lose, so he persuaded Ma Teng not to enter the city, so he stayed outside Luoyang City to escape, and also sent his sister Ma Yunlu to act as an envoy to Xiliang to find Liu Bei's alliance in Jingzhou, ready to deal with Cao Cao's troubles at any time. ”

"Warm reminder: Ma Yunlu is Ma Chao's own sister, she is bold, after the famous family, Liu Chan saw Ma Yunlu, he must treat Ma Yunlu well, he should be drunk and drunk, he should be drugged, don't be soft, otherwise there is no raw rice to cook mature rice, Ma Chao's violent temper may think that the host is short and weak, weak and not hard, not enough to be an alliance."

"Adou, is it your father who is your father? Not as cheating your father, you are digging up the old roots of your father, cutting off the incense of your father, I'm afraid of you, sending troops for my father, can't you? ”

Liu Bei looked at Liu Chan three times seriously, and found that Liu Chan didn't look like himself at all, at least there were no deep tears on his face, but Liu Bei believed that Mrs. Gan could have a bear child like Liu Chan, it must be Mrs. Gan's trouble, Liu Chan was like his mother, and he didn't run away.

"Adou, you proposed to send you on the expedition, so why should you tell me where to fight? Let's talk about it first, don't fight Dongwu, it's cheaper Cao Cao, and your father doesn't have any soldiers and horses to give you, at most send your second and third uncles to help, money and food, don't think about anything. ”

Liu Chan is Liu Bei's only son, if he goes on an expedition, he must have pomp and circumstance, and send Guan Yu and Zhang Fei to help, which can be regarded as Liu Bei's early rise to Liu Chan, so that Liu Chan can stand alone and take charge of the army in the future.

Drunk and lying on the knees of a beauty, Liu Chan has no teacher for this, and he is awake to the power of the world, even Liu Bei can't do this, he can't teach it, but he has to pretend to give it a try.

What if it happens?

"Daddy, we are here, the location is too remote, it is too far to fight the mountain, and the fight against Nanban is still separated from Yizhou, so we can only fight Yizhou first, take Xichuan, and then turn back to fight Cao Cao."

Liu Chan attacked Cao Cao's territory very much, followed Nanjun and Xiangyang, and recaptured Fancheng and Wancheng under Cao Cao, but it was easy to send troops, but it was difficult to defend it, Fancheng had Zhang Liao, Wancheng had Zhang Xiu, these people were not good, and there were a lot of Cao Cao's strategists and generals behind him.

"It's not impossible to beat Cao Cao now, it's that I just became the son-in-law of Cao Cao's family, I can't do it, especially Cao Cao married all four daughters at once, Cao Cao, the old man, has nothing to say, arrogant! Sent troops to fight Cao Cao, I'm afraid that the backyard will catch fire, and the yard will be blown up at that time, Daddy, will you help me hold it and put out the fire? ”

"It's... Adou, let's go to Yizhou, isn't it okay? Yizhou Liu Zhang, we don't know each other, but his father Liu Yan was in Zhuo County, Youzhou at the time, and he burned yellow paper for his father, recognized his clan relatives, and shouted back and forth with each other's elder brothers, is it so kind? ”

Liu Bei is a man and a worker, the most lecturer is famous, Liu Bei doesn't need to compare, he knows that Liu Zhang is a soft persimmon and easy to handle, but Liu Zhang's surname is Liu, and he didn't offend Liu Bei, it's not easy to start, Sun Quan of Dongwu thinks of himself as a grandson, and it's also not good, only Cao Cao is too black, suitable for a few beatings, "At the beginning, we even pushed Jingzhou back and forth, and pushed Liu Biao's life, this Jingzhou has not been hot, and he is hungry for Yizhou, do you want your father's reputation?" ”