Chapter 7: Rainbows
After feeding the chickens tonight, Little Lori wore a small melon skin hat and guarded the chicken pen, trying to wait for them to burst a wave of eggs out.
However, when it was dawn, I saw that these chickens had no hearts and lungs, and there were still no eggs.
"The big goose lied to me." She looked teary-eyed.
Although she was a little maid in the family, Zheng didn't sleep all night and felt very sorry for her, so she came over early in the morning to comfort Erya, and began to ask Erya why she was sad.
After hearing that there would be more eggs, Zheng was very sad, touched the little girl's head and said: "Young master, he has a lot of ideas and thoughts, although he occasionally makes amazing moves, but he is just a child after all." How can there be such a cheap thing in the world, if it is so simple, we have so many high-ranking and virtuous officials in the Great Song Dynasty, and we would have piled up eggs all over the people's homes a long time ago. Erya, these words can't be true. But since the young master asks for it, he is willing to take you to play, so let's play with him. ”
Although the mother said so, little Lori was still very disappointed.
The old woman hid her face and fled as she passed by. Because I can't come, I have to face this problem when I come, and this problem can only be that Wang Yan is wrong, wasting rice and getting some useless things.
But the grandmother stubbornly thinks that Wang Yan is a genius prodigy, more outstanding than Wang Anshi when he was young, and there must be no mistake.
Grandma has run away, and Geng Tianqi, the bookkeeper, and Xu Langshan, the housekeeper, don't want to come to muddy the waters.
Evil, Xiao Wang Yanei changed after being kicked in the head by a donkey. However, even if the food is wasted, he has to be capricious, and how can there be a bear child who does not cause trouble. Compared with other children, the sins created by Xiao Ya are already small. As a gentleman, it didn't seem too much for him to just ask for a little fun after a skull injury.
In this way, no one wants to care about Wang Yan's calf. At most, after waiting for all the chickens to be tossed to death, the big king came back and smoked him. It is said that although Wang Anshi is not rich, he can still afford to lose this little thing.
After Wang Yan got up, he found that they were all avoiding me, hum, pig's foot treatment, this time it should be underestimated.
It's not that pig's feet will necessarily encounter such a thing as "being underestimated", in fact, this is a common human disease, and the rhythm that will inevitably occur in behavior.
YY came to the yard, Erya jumped and ran over, came to pull Wang Yan's trouser leg and said, "Da Yan, we are afraid that we will be planted this time, and we haven't seen a wave of eggs come out." ”
"Impatient, not firm." Wang Yan gave her a small slap on the brain, "Is it so easy for you to see a rainbow?" If it's so simple, how can it show my wisdom and martial arts? ”
"But what about rainbows for a long time?" Little Lori continued to look teary.
Wang Yan squatted down, dragged her over, took a sip of the incense fiercely, and then let go: "In the past, did you have eggs every day?" ”
Wang Xiaoya bit her fingers and shook her head.
"That's right." Wang Yan said: "Why do you ask me to be a god and force chickens to lay eggs when they don't want to lay them?" ”
"Which chicken doesn't want to go? Which chicken is taking the lead? Wang Xiaoya turned her head to look at the chickens and began to look for them.
"I don't want to go down to any of them, depending on the mood, hehe, our big Song chickens are so virtuous. In fact, it reflects the virtue of the officials of the Great Song Dynasty, and the emperor is benevolent and does not want to talk about them. Wang Yan said.
"Is it possible to trick them into laying eggs as you lied to me?" Little Lori asked curiously.
"Yes, but the twisted melon is not sweet, and what is obtained by deception is not real. In the future, our father will be in power, and it will be uncomfortable if he doesn't twist, and the more he twists, the more unconvinced people will be. Wang Yan said pointedly, "But I'm different, I like leaders, I like infection, I want them to lay eggs willingly." ”
"Is there really such a legendary chicken as a myth?" Wang Xiaoya said excitedly.
"Yes, it was a secret recipe that an old grandfather told me when I was dreaming. You and I have a heart, I thought you knew this. Wang Yan said.
"Since you have the support of the dreaming chickens, then you should quickly instigate them to lay eggs. Otherwise, you won't have any eggs to eat today. Little Lori said.
Wang Yan said with a smile: "Talk less and do more, and continue to feed the chickens according to the frequency and quantity I explained." In addition, this time, shrink their activity place in a circle, and close it again tomorrow, take it slowly, gradually enter the village, and boil the frogs in warm water, the ultimate goal is to keep them in the chicken pen and limit their activity. ”
"What's the reason for that?" A gentle voice came from behind.
It's Anshi's father who came back from a business trip. Khan, worthy of the literati, has to ask the source if he raises a chicken.
"Back to Daddy, there's no provenance." Wang Yan spread his hands and said.
Wang Anshi frowned and said: "You have to do things with a purpose, if you don't have a purpose, but you lock up the chickens and restrict their freedom to eat insects, do you think it makes sense?" ”
"Although you are a kissing father, but I can't say it, this time my son is going to criticize you." Wang Yanwen's crepe road.
Wang Anshi twisted his beard a little helplessly, nodded patiently and said: "Listen to you for my father, tell me why, I don't care about you, and it doesn't hurt to leave the chicken to you to take care of." If you can't say it clearly, then you are disrespectful to your father and you must be punished accordingly. ”
Wang Yan said: "The purpose of letting chickens move is to reduce manpower expenditure and food expenditure, so that they can get bugs by themselves." However, that was limited to three chickens. There are a lot of chickens in our yard, where are there enough bugs? and you can't let it out. So their freedom loses its meaning, in addition to increasing the difficulty of feeding Erya, exercise will also consume the energy in the chicken's body, and the energy nutrition is consumed for running and frolicking, where do the eggs come from? Of course, the son did this for a purpose, to get back this part of the lost energy. ”
Wang Anshi felt that his statement was very novel, thought for a while and asked curiously: "Will it affect the health of chickens?" ”
"Yes, but it doesn't matter. The purpose of chickens is to lay eggs or produce meat and serve people, not to train their bodies to be as healthy as Uncle Liao. Wang Yan said with a smile.
Wang Anshi turned around and asked Lao Liao: "Do you think what he said makes sense?" ”
"I don't know if I'm a martial artist, but I like the current Yanai so much." Lao Liao said.
So Wang Anshi didn't care, turned around and left, and rushed out to do things after greeting his mother, where did he get the time to accompany a group of chickens that lay eggs and were not good, Lao Wang had feelings for the donkey, and it was Xiaobao who planted Lao Wang to go to Beijing to catch the exam, and he didn't feel the chickens at all, and he couldn't kill them if he didn't lay eggs......
The chickens of the Great Song Dynasty are very primitive and have not undergone systematic evolution. Sort of a half-pheasant.
So laying eggs depends on their mood, as well as the accumulation of nutrients. At the same time, wild and heavy things love to move, and they run around, even if there are no bugs.
Of course, it is possible to trick them into laying eggs. However, there must be a backlash after the deception, and it is the same for people and chickens, this is a cosmic law. The price of deceiving someone is that he ignores you for the rest of his life. Although the cost of cheating chickens is not so severe, strong chickens will never lay eggs again.
So Wang Yan didn't want to "cheat eggs".
Then, the wild species are suddenly locked up, and they can't adapt, some will commit suicide, and many will fight each other and die. This is an overreaction, just like the radical changes made by the prime minister's father after he came to power in the future, and the officials cannot accept it.
After all, the radical dad didn't know enough, and the things he wanted to do could be done in thirty to fifty years, two generations, from the time of worship, and it was already the greatest politics in mankind, but he wanted to promulgate the rules in his head within two years, and of course it would be messy.
It's the same with these chickens in Little Lori.,Fortunately, the chickens are stupid.,Feed them with their favorite feed.,Slowly guide.,Shrink a circle of activity today.,Shrink a circle of activity tomorrow.。 After forming a habit for ten days and a half months, and forming the habit of "being happy to eat without looking for bugs", then staying in the chicken pen will be relatively peaceful, and they will adapt to the status quo.
Of course, there will still be a handful of jumpers, and when they are irritable, they will go to fight with other chickens and incite other chickens to make trouble. However, that is easy to do, it was not ** at that time, directly catch the most naughty chicken head and cook it into chicken soup for the beautiful mother's beauty. In this way, the Wang family's chicken flock is basically stable.
It's not all inherently indecent behavior of politicians, hehe, Darwin, who has an IQ of 300, explained this phenomenon as evolution. Darwin's implication is that the jumping chicken is the most wild because it has this gene, so after he is removed from the flock, the other chickens have fewer "troublesome genes".
In this way, while observing and culling, after a few generations, these pheasants will transform into producing chickens, which is the evolution of the species.
In fact, the radical dad's change can also be done in this way. The road is simple, and many things have commonalities.