115. Whoever breaks the agreement will be pigeon
Lu Su panicked.
Last time, Zhou Yu's mind was hot, and he came to outflank Liu Bei with the Dongwu naval army, and Lu Su also had a share, just in the ship.
Zhou Yu's ship was hit by Liu Chan's artillery, and Lu Su also saw it. The power of the artillery, Lu Su still can't figure out how to do it, and he also took a fancy to this, so he instigated Sun Quan to pull Liu Chan again.
With artillery in hand and on the boat, you don't need to go ashore, you can directly dry Cao Cao a few cannons, how sour, but the artillery fire is aimed at Sun Quan, Sun Quan is definitely yellow, and it is possible to be killed in seconds if you are not careful.
"Young master, don't be kidding, my grandson and Liu's family are in-laws, and they can't be fired, the young master is restrained, there are many conflicts, and it is easy to hurt the body." Lu Su decided to be a bun and make a cocoon and a zongzi that was more subdued than Qu Yuan, and all promised Liu Chan to say, like Liu Bei, flicker Sun Quan more, let Sun Quan learn from Liu Bei's generosity, and treat women as clothes, "Our artillery fire must be unified to the outside world, women, we must learn to respect Liu Zhijun and be open-minded." When I go back and talk to my master, and then persuade him, the step trainer will be the step trainer, and Pan Shu will be Pan Shu, and they will all be sent to the young master's house. ”
"That's good! Zijing, if you don't send it, send the step trainer and Pan Shu as soon as possible, these two beauties, this young master is waiting to be used, urgent! Wait at home! As soon as Liu Chan heard Lu Su loosen his mouth, he immediately lifted the table, and did not give Lu Su to eat, and when Lu Su ran away, his family squatted and gnawed slowly, Liu Chan protected the lamb leg steak with both hands, and beckoned a group of ladies to help clean up, as long as the clear-eyed people were not blind, they all knew that Liu Chan was going to send off guests, "Xiangxiang little mother, Zhen Ji, quickly put away all the food and drink, and don't receive Lu Su." Big and small Qiao, you guys take a hand, don't love beauty all day long, don't do housework, and Cao Jie, are you doing it with a black face? ”
"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting Lu Su's first visit to other people's meals, and was driven away by the master's house before he was full, and he had a shadow on the rice in his heart, and hated the bad feeling caused by Liu Chan's poor hospitality, and got a reward: the training manual of Shanyue soldiers. The host came to Jingzhou, don't think that there is only a water war, the water war is actually not fun, and the water war with the sister paper is the main battlefield for men. Fight Cao Cao, pit Sun Quan, and have to use Shanyue soldiers, Jingzhou is all paddy fields, except for cavalry warfare, the rest are all hilly mountains, not high but suitable for mountain warfare. To the south of Soochow, Baijia Shanyue is an excellent representative of Shanyue soldiers. ”
"Tips: It is recommended that the host form a mountain warrior as soon as possible, and every time you fight in the mountains, be sure to bring a foot trainer, the foot trainer loves to climb the mountain, and his own natural skills can double the attributes of the mountain warriors, the host remembers to invite the foot trainer to climb the mountain, there is no one on the top of the mountain, and the host understands. Also, Yiling is a good hilly mountain city, is it a mountain climb? The damn kind. ”
Be stingy, slam the door!
Liu Chan and Liu Bei are the same, Liu Bei also knows how to wipe his tears, and he has done enough foreplay and a full set, Liu Chan simply doesn't even want to eat.
"Young master, I will say goodbye to Lao Lu first, I am hungry, I can walk at night while it is dark, and I can go back to my lord's breakfast. Young master, let's settle down, about tomorrow morning, I, Dongwu, will send the foot trainer and Pan Shu, and you will send troops on the spot. The agreement is made, and whoever violates the agreement will be the pigeon. Lu Su tightened his belt, and began to regret that he had scattered all his wealth to support the guests, Lu Su couldn't get Liu Chan's food, and even Sun Shangxiang was worried about it, "Miss, the old minister has retired." Miss is free, you can wear gold and silver, bring a dowry, go back to visit Wu Guotai, the old lady is waiting for you to be filial, Miss go back and remember to call the old minister, the old minister is good to give Miss a glass at the banquet. ”
As soon as Lu Su left, the rest was all the Liu family, Liu Chan called someone to add a few dishes, and ate until he was full of wine and food, and then took the ladies to sleep beautifully.
The next day, the sky was white.
"Adou, wake up, the ships of Soochow have been here for a long time, and even the two women you want have gotten off the boat and come to our door, and you still don't get up?" Liu Bei pays the most attention to etiquette, and people took the initiative to send it to the door, so as to welcome it, Liu Chan, the bear child, is too lazy to get the sense of ceremony of the connection, it is too unusual, "Reverse son, give you three seconds for your father, if you can't get up again, the woman sent by Dongwu will be accepted for you with a shy face for your father." Anyway, your mother has been shouting inconvenient recently, disgusted that your father doesn't have a lot of land, only paddy fields, and eats too much seafood and has a stomach. ”
Three seconds?
Oh, Liu Bei underestimated Liu Chan, Liu Chan really got it done in three seconds, and it only took two seconds to open the door, leaving a group of lazy and lazy beautiful girls.
"Daddy, people from Dongwu, come here, what are you yelling about early in the morning, don't you just step to the trainer and Pan Shu, what beauty has your son never seen? Stuffed directly into my room, although our family is poor, squeezing them, we can still sleep. Liu Chan got up with a sense of anger, yawning again and again, don't look at Liu Chan getting up late, but Liu Chan has a lot of opportunities, and he really didn't sleep much last night, "But you... Still threatening me? Am I your own? Come on, come on, don't stare at me, I'll pick them up personally, if you're not satisfied, then I'll pick them up in a sedan chair and take them to the house, for the head office, right? ”
Liu Bei is angry and doesn't fight in one place, he is a good only son, the more he raises it, the more he doesn't like himself, the most typical thing is that this Adou doesn't like to cry, and he is outrageously strong.
"You are Liu Gongzi Chan? The concubine is a step trainer and meets her husband. The foot trainer Ying Ying saluted, between her eyebrows and eyes, with a touch of elegance, she knew at a glance that it was the Moxiang family, and when she approached Liu Chan's side, a faint bookish breath came, "The concubine is like duckweed, and she will rely on her husband to protect her in the future." ”
The step trainer looks very distinctive, the most prominent thing is the figure, as well as the temperament, the temperament makes the long-term exercise, dance practice of the foot trainer more intellectual, beautiful.
"So Liu Chan looks like this? I don't have three heads and six arms, so scared that I, Pan Shu, couldn't eat well and slept well all the way on the boat, so I could only scream. Pan Shu is slightly rounded, but not fat, on the contrary, the fat on the body, the thin skinny, no need to guess that Pan Shu is a practitioner and has practiced martial arts, otherwise it would not be so breasted and so big, Pan Shu broke the meat bun in her hand, and handed half of it to Liu Chan familiarly, "Fortunately, my husband is very handsome, and I am matching, by the way, are you hungry?" For the sake of your lazy sleep, I have a bun... What are you going to eat below? ”
"That's right, this young master is the famous, graceful and suave Liu Chan of Yushu, your husband. After entering this door, you will be a family in the future, you don't have to be too restrained and polite, why don't you come to the room first, be honest with each other, and know each other? Liu Chan was at home, even more unrestrained, licking the dog's face, leaning over to the foot trainer and Pan Shu, standing in the middle, and with his big wings spread, he hugged the two of them into his arms.