"Ahem, go ahead! Go ahead! I beg you to hurry up and tell the world about my wicked deeds! Duan Mingyu respectfully made a gesture and pleaded extremely poorly. Just kidding, you little kid can't count the fingers and toes of the people who have been pitted, the ghost will believe your words, the eyes of the masses are snow droplets, and they will definitely understand the hardships of this champion!

"Wow, I'm so angry with this girl!" Yang Zhaoniang is going crazy. With his little hands behind his back, he kept walking around in front of Duan Mingyu, trying to think of a clever plan to punish Duan Mingyu.

Hey, this little brain melon that I think about eating all day long, to think of a way to bring down Duan Mingyu, the old fox, is really too embarrassing for Yang Zhaoniang.

Yang Zhaoniang turned around in place again and again, and finally Duan Mingyu said that she was helpless and dozed off on the table.

On the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival, the moon and stars were scarce, and in order to go to Li Yuying's appointment, Duan Mingyu took Yang Zhaoniang and Wang Aiqing to Bianhu Lake together. Duan Mingyu is wearing a white robe, with long hair and a vertical crown, and a folding fan in his hand, which is quite the style of the protagonist in the new work "Yipin Champion" by the later Internet writer "Xia Guan".

The autumn breeze is kind, the willows are still around, and the wide Bianhu Lake is like a huge and smooth mirror, shining with golden brilliance under the moonlight. The spacious lake is sparkling and scaly, and the pleasure boats are like shuttles, and there are constant laughter on the boats, and the scene is very lively.

"Duan Gongzi, we're here!" Li Yuying's personal bodyguard Gao Ren kept waving and screaming at Duan Mingyu, like a fan seeing a singer! This strange scream attracted the surrounding tourists to turn back again and again. After Duan Mingyu walked in, after seeing the expression on Gao Ren's face, he finally understood and understood the real reason why this guy was so excited!

Ever since Duan Mingyu accidentally gave Gao Ren a picture of the Spring Palace of the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor fighting in bed for three hundred rounds. As soon as this guy saw Duan Mingyu, his eyes turned red, and he couldn't wait to clean Duan Mingyu and leave nothing left...... cough cough, and then search out the second half of "The Story of the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor" from his body.

Duan Mingyu took the folding fan, arched his hand to Gao Ren and said, "Oh, there is Senior Brother Lao who came out to greet him in person, how dare the younger brother be!"

Duan Gongzi laughed, between you and my brothers, what are you talking about! Come on, come on, get on board, the princess can't wait! Gao Ren said with his teeth and claws.

"Ahem, brother, you can eat indiscriminately, you can't talk nonsense, what is the princess can't wait!" Duan Mingyu rolled his eyes.

"Well, it's a slip of the tongue, it's a slip of the tongue! It's not that the princess can't wait, it's that she can't wait! Gao Ren hurriedly corrected.

Duan Mingyu decisively jumped back a few steps, and sure enough, as expected, Yang Zhaoniang and Wang Aiqing looked at him with strange expressions, tsk, what kind of eyes are they called, can Lao Tzu be compared with the goods imported from Thailand?

Gao Ren saw that the atmosphere at the scene was a little embarrassing, and then he realized the heinous crime he had committed: "Let's burn Rui, we made a mistake again!"

Duan Mingyu opened the folding fan and covered his face with shame: "Senior brother! Be careful! Be careful! ”

"Brother Duan, just hurry up and give me the second half of the book, my brother really can't help it!" Gao Ren licked his lips, just looking at this appearance, the typical hunger and thirst are unbearable, sure enough, twenty waves are not thirty waves, forty is on the cusp of the waves!

"What, senior brother, junior brother is very puzzled, what does this second half mean?" Duan Mingyu pretended not to know.

"That's it, it's ......" Gao Ren's face was flushed, in ancient times, he paid attention to Sven inspection, this kind of obscene and unworthy thing is really embarrassed to say it, not to mention that there is a ten-year-old little sister next to him.

Gao Ren almost didn't have a heart attack, but for the sake of his own sexual well-being, this guy finally gritted his teeth and said in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "Ahem, that's it...... It's "The Story of the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor"! After Gao Ren finished speaking, he took a deep breath, and kept looking around like a thief, and after being sure that Yang Zhaoniang and Wang Aiqing didn't hear it, Gao Ren wiped the sweat from his head.

Duan Mingyu patted Gao Ren's shoulder: "Oh, it turns out that this is the case, it's easy to say!" Say! Duan Mingyu took out a booklet from his arms and quietly put it in Gao Ren's hand: "Brother Gao, remember to return it to me along with the previous book after reading it, this is a treasured version, unique in the world!"

"I know, I must know for my brother!" Gao Ren nodded like a chicken pecking rice, and almost swore to the sky, the sky thundered.

Yang Zhaoniang pretended to be disdainful, looked at the sugar gourd and licked a few bites, peeked at Duan Mingyu, then glanced at the booklet in Gao Ren's hand, and then licked two more bites, I don't know if this little girl is practicing her eyes or what she is doing?

Duan Mingyu smiled dangerously, Yang Zhaoniang actually dared to play voyeurism with me, this champion is called handsome, kill Lori Xiaozhaoniang in seconds, it is a hand-to-hand capture, no problem. There is a saying that is true, if it is gold, it must be ...... Someone wants.

"Duan Zhuangyuan, get on the boat quickly, my princess has been waiting for a long time!" Gao Ren's brother Gao Long walked out of the boat, carrying a knife in his hand, not smiling, with a cool expression, as if warning Duan Mingyu: I am Diaosi, refuse to chat!

Duan Mingyu touched his nose and felt quite bored: "Zhao Niang, Wang Aiqing, let's go to bed!"

"Childe!"

"Brother Mingyu!"

The two brothers of the Gao family, Wang Aiqing and Yang Zhaoniang, looked at Duan Mingyu with a frightened expression.

"Oh, slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue, I mean let's get on the boat together!"

"Oh, I see!" Everyone breathed a sigh of relief. "But then again, why are there so many people who have made a mistake today?" Yang Zhaoniang asked boredly as she poked her little head into the pink carved jade.

"This slip of the tongue is pure fiction, if there is any similarity, it is pure coincidence!" Duan Mingyu opened the folding fan, fanned the fan lightly and slowly, and shook his head.

"Hmph, the oil cavity is slippery, and the flim tongue is flamboyant!" Yang Zhaoniang said jokingly.

"What a flamboyant tongue, but you dead girl said so ugly, this champion is called witty words, and his mouth is like a river, you know everything!" After Duan Mingyu finished speaking, he stepped into the painting boat first, leaving Yang Zhaoniang, who was huffing and huffing, constantly cursing outside the boat door, and the little feet wearing small man's boots kicked towards the boat door angrily, "Zi, it hurts!" Yang Zhaoniang grinned.

"Haha, you little girl, don't come in quickly!" Duan Mingyu actually went and returned, stretched out his head and greeted Yang Zhaoniang.

"Hmph, if you enter, you will enter, and I am afraid that you will not succeed!" After speaking, with a speed comparable to that of a snail, slowly move into the cruise ship!