Everyone has everyone's misfortune, and everyone's happiness, and who can say that their own misfortune will not be happiness.

That's what Wang Le thought at this time.

Early in the morning, Wang Le took Yi'er, Luo Ergou, Ma Han and others to Xijia Village to negotiate with the village chief and the second uncle's ancestral grave.

The acquisition of ancestral graves is a major event, and the old and young of the village gathered in the open space at the entrance of the village at this time, paying attention to this rare negotiation.

"I look at the feng shui of your village, and the black air lingers, which seems to be inextricably linked with this ancestral tomb."

Wang Le was the first to speak, there was really no good excuse, so he could only talk to the other party.

I saw that the second uncle smiled when he heard the words and spoke.

"The people of my village are outstanding and spiritual, and the wind and rain are smooth every year, and people such as Yiba and Yifuqin are also the pillars of the younger generation of our village......"

Before the second uncle's words were finished, he saw Luo Ergou slap the table and said angrily.

"You old fellow, why are you scolding?"

The second uncle didn't seem to be surprised, and said back.

"What about scolding you? Dead cripple! ”

How could Luo Ergou stand this anger, picked up his crutches, and slapped them on the face of the second uncle.

With a bang, the second uncle's dentures came out of his mouth and just fell into Ma Han's arms.

Out of the master's alertness, Ma Han raised his hand and slapped the dentures away before he saw what was flying over.

"Ula Ula Ula ......"

Ji Ba, who was following behind the second uncle, hurriedly saw that the old man couldn't even speak clearly, and hurriedly yelled around.

"What about dentures? Get the village chief's dentures back. ”

After a short time, the dentures were returned to the second uncle.

The second uncle put the dentures back, retched a few times, and spoke.

"When you pick up Lao Tzu's dentures in the future, don't stuff them in your shoes, vomit ......"

Wang Le looked at the second uncle with disgust, and he had already begun to resist talking to the second uncle in his heart.

Others have a bad breath, but this old guy is good, not only has a bad breath, but also athlete's foot.

The second uncle finally stopped retching and said angrily at Luo Ergou.

"Little bunny, you dare to hit me! Quasi-tyrant, go up and kill him! ”

Luo Ergou looked at Ma Han when he heard this, his heart was settled, and he sneered.

"What about hitting you?"

One of the ears on the side also stepped forward and spoke.

"Old guy, I advise you to have a good attitude, Lao Tzu was also known as the little overlord of Ping'an County's silver gun wax head, dare to provoke us? Watch out your windows......"

Wang Le's face darkened, and he hurriedly pulled one ear and whispered.

"Silver spear wax head is not a good word."

One ear replied unconcernedly.

"It's not a big deal, you see that old man was bluffed by me."

Wang Le looked at the second uncle, and saw that the other party's expression was a little weird, so he spoke.

"I think you may have some misconceptions about your ability to deter."

And Ji Ba, who was standing behind the second uncle, also leaned into the second uncle's ear at this time and whispered.

"Village chief, the one with one ear on the other side may be a rich second generation."

The second uncle nodded slightly and spoke.

"Well, I know. Otherwise, who would have nothing to do to make a silver spear and make a spear head out of wax. Don't worry, I'm measured. ”

Wang Le originally wanted to play a round, but was preempted by the second uncle.

"Are you here to negotiate or are you here to find fault?"

Wang Le said when he heard this.

"We came with sincerity, but you don't seem to be sincere."

Second Uncle Ji snorted coldly.

"You don't dare to come to my village to find fault."

As he spoke, he looked at Luo Ergou and continued to speak ruthlessly.

"Boy, if it weren't for Lao Tzu and I caring for the disabled, based on your attitude, Lao Tzu would have let people kill you a long time ago."

Luo Ergou was willing to show weakness and opened his mouth to return.

"Old fellow, I'll tell you, hurry home and prepare the coffin, take advantage of today to enjoy a day of blessings and recuperation, and tomorrow this time Lao Tzu will send you out of the funeral ...... on crutches."

Wang Le covered his face, thinking that these people might be hopeless, how could they quarrel with a few words. And judging from Luo Ergou's posture of being full of mouth cannon skills, it won't take tomorrow to quarrel again, and he will be able to send the old man to the funeral today.

"Stop arguing. Ergou, we're here to negotiate, not to quarrel, understand? ”

Wang Le couldn't help but stop.

Ma Han, who was silent on the side, heard Wang Le's words and hurriedly added.

"Brother Le is right, try not to be noisy if you can do it."

Wang Le's face darkened again.

……

Yu Chao quietly returned to his home, and did not dare to go through the main gate and climb over the courtyard wall to enter.

Hunched over and walked outside the main hall, Yu Chao saw that his wife was drinking tea with a smile, and his heart was settled.

was about to go in, but listened to Mrs. Yu in the hall.

"It's not like that dead thing is dying somewhere, wait for him to come back and see if I don't peel his skin."

As she spoke, Mrs. Yu asked the little girl next to her.

"Have you found all the green buildings in the city?"

Seeing the hostess's question, the little maid hurriedly replied.

"I've looked for it, but they all said that they haven't seen the master, you said it's been two or three days, why hasn't the master heard from him?"

Mrs. Yu sighed and muttered.

"Hey, it's all because I usually don't treat him well."

As she spoke, Mrs. Yu's face began to become hideous.

"If I treat him well and don't let him go to the Qinglou, I don't think this thing will happen."

After speaking, Mrs. Yu asked the little maid beside her.

"Did he find all the friends in the Qinglou?"

The little guy smiled and replied.

"Found them all, ma'am."

A cold light flashed in Mrs. Yu's eyes, and she continued to command.

"Okay, send someone to keep an eye on it, as long as you see that dead thing, tie it back directly, whether it's dead or alive."

As she spoke, Mrs. Yu also gestured with her hand to make a downward cutting motion.

Yu Chao shrunk his neck, feeling that he might have a big deal, and was about to sneak out to hide for a few days, when he turned his head and saw Mrs. Yu's maid Xiao Tao.

As soon as Xiao Tao saw that the old man was back, she quickly shouted happily.

"Madame, Madam, the master is back, the master is back."

Yu Chao broke out in a cold sweat, and when he saw his wife coming out, he quickly put on an embarrassed smile and greeted him.

"Madame, have you eaten?"

Mrs. Yu looked at Yu Chao and said coldly.

"You still know how to come back?"

Yu Chao rubbed his hands, but he didn't know what to say, so he didn't speak for a while.

"Isn't there an accident, I've come back safely, and Mrs. Lao is worried."

Mrs. Yu continued to sneer, without saying a word, and made a color to the little maid next to her.

The little maid is also a person with vision, and quickly took out a washboard and a feather duster from the main hall and put them in front of Mrs. Yu.

Mrs. Yu nodded, looked at Yu Chao and said.

"Which one do you choose?"

Yu Chao was a little difficult to choose, thought about it, and felt that kneeling on the washboard would at least not cause skin trauma, so he pointed to the washboard and sneered at Mrs. Yu.

"I'll pick this."

Mrs. Yu nodded, picked up the washboard on the ground and smashed it at Yu Chao's head.

Yu Chao was stupid, he didn't expect his wife to have this kind of operation at all.

His head buzzed for a long time before Yu Chao came to his senses and opened his mouth to cry.

"Madam, why don't you play your cards according to the routine?"

Mrs. Yu smiled.

"Routine? The old lady will let you see what a routine is today. ”

As he spoke, he lifted the washboard again and rushed towards Yu Chao.

Before Yu Chao could react, he was hit in the face by a washboard, and he was about to say something when he covered his face and was about to say something, but he was hit with a few more washboards on his head.

After a while, I saw Yu Chao lying in the bedroom dying, as if he might be going to be funeral today.

Mrs. Yu was angry, looking at Yu Chao's miserable appearance, she felt a little unhappy.

instructed Xiao Tao to find the doctor, and asked his maid Xiao Tao to go to the west of the county to find Yu Chao's younger brother.

Lang Zhong arrived soon, looked at Yu Chao's injury, shook his head and said.

"It's not a big deal, I'll prescribe medicine, and then let him recuperate for two days."

As he spoke, he looked at Yu Chao's face again, and asked with some confusion.

"But I still want to ask, how did he fall on Simon's side? How did you fall so hard? Do you still have such regular lines on your face? ”

Mrs. Yu didn't answer, but just told the little maid to pay Lang Zhong and send Lang Zhong back.

After Lang Zhong left, Mrs. Yu told the little maid to boil the medicine.

After more than an hour, the servant cooked the medicine and put it on the table in the bedroom.

Mrs. Yu felt a little self-reproach in her heart, picked up the medicine from the table, and put it in front of Yu Chao.

Looking at Yu Chao, who was in a trance, Mrs. Yu said softly.

"Dalang, it's time to drink the medicine."

Yu Chao woke up from his trance, looked at Mrs. Yu, looked at the medicine again, and then turned his eyes to the door again.

After a while, Yu Chao spoke.

"I'm going to wait for my brother to come back."

As he spoke, he saw Xiao Tao walking into the bedroom with Yu Chao's younger brother.

Yu Chao's younger brother was furious when he saw that his eldest brother was bedridden.

"Brother, what's wrong with you?"

Yu Chao saw that his younger brother had arrived in front of him, struggled to sit up, and spoke.

"I'm ...... at Simon"

Before he finished speaking, he saw Yu Chao's younger brother angrily yelling.

"Is that Simon little old man? Relying on the fact that there are two pharmacies in his own home, he is domineering! Brother, I'm going to get justice for you. ”

After that, Yu Chao's younger brother walked away.

"Falling ......"

Yu Chao said the remaining half of the words, and he always felt that something was wrong when he saw his brother's heroic figure.

……

On the other hand, the negotiations between Wang Le and the second uncle have reached a white-hot stage.

"You little bunny still trying to trick me? If you let me move the grave, you will move the grave? Who do you think you are? ”

The second uncle roared at the foam.

Wang Le did not show weakness, and said mockingly.

"Slow down, don't squirt out your dentures in a while, and infect me with athlete's foot."

The second uncle was a little angry, and he tried a trick that he couldn't get, but the other party didn't get hit. So he roared again.

"If you tell me to slow down, I'll slow down? Who do you think you are? ”

Wang Le still didn't answer, fanned his hand in front of him, and spoke.

"You athlete's foot...... Oh no, it's a bit smoky. ”

The second uncle was angry again and spoke.

"You say smoke people, smoke people? Who do you think you are? ”

One ear next to him couldn't listen anymore and replied.

"What are you yelling about? How do you talk to us and Liansheng's people? Who do you think you are? ”

The second uncle smiled instantly in his heart, and finally had a smile.

I saw that the second uncle was brewing for a while, and shouted with full of energy.

"I'm the second uncle!"