Chapter 703 Want to eat a fart?
"What?" Polikuki was shocked!
Li Ke hurriedly comforted: "It's okay, it's okay!" There is the Tang Dynasty, see who dares to move the Nepalese! ”
"That's right! Right! That Nasullund, you are more preferential! Don't be surprised! Don't look at what your sister is! Cheng Hong said!
Nasullund panicked for a moment, then said, "Hey! Actually~ This matter has to start with my sister being picked up~
After my sister was picked up by the Tibetan minister, my father was heartbroken! But when he thought that the people of Nepal would not be disturbed by the war, he gritted his teeth and stood up!
But I don't know what's going on, my sister came to the Tang Dynasty by chance, and Tibet ignores us here, and the Zhenla city-state has some activity thoughts!
First harassment at the border! When my father went to Tibet to ask for reinforcements, he found out that you were not in Tibet!
And the Tibetan renunciation of the sect will naturally not help the Nepalese! Without the containment of Tibet, Zhenla is a villain again! In less than two months, two annual tributes were levied on the Nibora!
The Nebora really couldn't hold on this time, so my father asked me to come to my sister to see if there was a way to resolve it......"
Li Ke turned his head: "Cheng Hong, this matter~"
Cheng Hong shook his head: "It's not easy to do, such a long distance, even if you go to reinforcements, it is estimated that you will not be in a hurry!" Besides~ Tibet is now like a frightened bird, and will never let the soldiers of the Tang Dynasty take advantage of them!
That's it! Let King Wu contact a few people for you, it is better to His Royal Highness the Crown Prince and His Royal Highness the King of Wei......
When I go to the palace, I will plead for you, and let the Tang Dynasty send a letter of reprimand to them, and I am in contact to see if I can find something for you to protect yourself!
This iron still needs to be hard, otherwise we will help you drive away Zhenla, maybe Tibet will feel that there is a cheap advantage!
When the time comes, the front door drives away the wolf, and the tiger enters the backyard, whether it is with Nibora or Datang, the face is not very good! ”
Li Ke said: "Think of a way!" Think of a way! ”
Cheng Hong said: "There's nothing you can do, it's best if you can persuade Your Majesty to give them a few hundred catties of our explosives!" Otherwise, no one will have a problem! ”
Li Ke......
Sambuza took over the topic: "It's not that hard! Zhangxiong and Dorjee's side must be keeping an eye on the Tibetan side! They will not be allowed to occupy Nepal!
As for Zhenla's side~ Then you have to find Your Majesty! If the distorted wax dares not to give His Majesty face, then you must first beat the real wax into seven meat and eight vegetarian dishes! ”
"What's the meat?" Nasullund is not clear!
Sambuza said: "I don't know this? The dead in the countryside of Datang held a feast, seven meat and eight vegetables, a total of fifteen dishes! ”
Li Ke......
Then you just say kill them and you'll get it! What are you talking about?
Cheng Hong nodded: "It's also a way!" I said Nasulend, you are at peace when you come! Don't think about those things, whether it's Tibet or Zhenla, it's not within your ability to solve it!
Now it's your job to have a good chat with your sister! We'll do the rest! If we can do it, you won't be able to do anything, and if we can't, it's useless for you to ask anyone! ”
Nasullund nodded: "That's all it takes!" ”
Li Ke began to greet everyone, that is, not to let the Xiangxiong envoys feel cold, but also not too close!
Cheng Hong revealed a big secret in his words: it doesn't matter if it is Polykuji or Zanmeng Saimaga, Li Keke, the king of Wu, has given a dowry!
All of them gave praise to the abandoned sect, and it was their great minister Gar Dongzan who personally took the dowry back to Tibet......
As soon as Cheng Hong's words came out, Nasulend and Zhangxiong's envoys were scolded! Polly Kuji rolled her eyes~
Hehe! I don't know how I got here myself? Isn't it you, the lustful King Wu, who forcibly snatched it from the welcoming team?
As for Zanmon Saimaga, although I didn't see it, but what could she hide from her for so long? From infiltrating Zhangxiong to escaping from danger......
What did she say? But Polikuki didn't have time to expose their lies!
First, Tibet is not his hometown! Besides~ This Tibet and the Tang Dynasty are like fire and water, and sooner or later there will be a war! The last bad thing is Zanmong Saimaga! What the hell are you doing?
Second, this Nibhara still has to point to the Tang Dynasty to help find a way to break the siege! If I say it now, I'm afraid it won't be so good to Nibora and Datang!
Cheng Hong and Li Ke exchanged glances vaguely~ How about it? Didn't say it, did you?
! My daughter-in-law is not stupid! Who will help her?
Hehe! Will you try to change your princess?
Hehe, I'm not stupid!
At this time, Li Ke diverted the topic: "Oh? That's right! Polikugi, when Nasulend came in just now, said he was looking for Brikuti! All of a sudden, the king was stunned!
Although this king knows that this country has the customs of a country, but for this kind of new thing, this king is very interested, can you solve my doubts? ”
Li Ke looked full of interest~ Li Ke began to ask, if this is a joke, it is a joke, and if it is a joke, it is really a matter!
After such a long time, seeing that the child is about to fall to the ground, you are still a fake name? How do you let King Wu mix with the Chang'an circle?
At this time, Nasullund explained: "Oh, I am wrong, brother-in-law! My sister is called Princess Bricuti in Nepal!
But after getting married, change your name according to your status~ You are a prince, and your sister will be called Polykuji! In Nibharaki, it means to be on the same level as the emperor! ”
"Oh! I see! Oh? That's right! According to your customs, your first name comes first, and your last name comes later. So you all have the surname Valma? ”
"Exactly!"
"That long list of names you said when we first met, what~ Polykuki Brikuti Vijug......"
Polikuji rolled her eyes: "Who told you not to listen, I mean these names, any of them!" You just remember being impassioned at that time, how can you still have me as a little woman in your heart? ”
Li Ke laughed with him: "Where! Where! How dare I? When we meet, that's the fate of God! How dare I owe this fate?
I'm not afraid that Zongzheng Temple will register your name by mistake! ”
"Huh! The name of Soshoji Temple is my real name ~ Bricuti Valma! I wrote it myself! ”
"Hahaha!" Cheng Hong laughed~ The lies you once said will be returned to you in the form of a big slap! It's not that you don't report it, the time has not come! Let you tell lies in sweet words!
Should!
Li Ke......
Autistic ......
Cheng Hong didn't pay attention to Li Ke, and followed Sambuza to say some things about Dorjee!
For example, ask ~ how is the body of the old sheepskin? Are you still wearing that old sheepskin? Is the child thriving this year? What's missing......
Sambuza answered them one by one!
By the time Sambuza knew that Mondo was going to lead a group of students to Dorjee in the near future, Sambuza Coke was broken!
"That's good! During this time, because the old sheepskin is old, his energy can't keep up, and some things have to be thought about for a long time before they can be judged!
I did some for help, but it was too much brainwork! I'm a brainless person again! I'm so sad!
Originally, I had to ask Mondo if he could take charge of himself this time, but I didn't think that Datang would send students over!
Students, Jin Gui! We're in the bitter cold ......."
Cheng Hong waved his hand: "What bitter cold is not bitter cold?" When King Wu and I went to Jiangnan Dongdao, the people there only had a pair of pants for a large family!
Hang in the door, whoever goes out wears! That's so poor that you can't even wear pants! You're looking at the present~ the poorest people also have a mule and horse, or a boat to go to sea!
One porridge a day, two dry meals, and you can weigh some meat back to eat every three or five days! There is a wedding and funeral at home, and you can also buy some scenery......
If students can't turn a bitter place into a treasure land, they will be ashamed of the expectations of the people!
For example~ you and the old sheepskin are good! In the past, you didn't say how much you starved to death in winter! What now?
Not to mention anything else, now Dorjee dares to have children in poor people's homes! Because Dorjee will never starve to death again......"
Sambuza listened to Cheng Hong's words, blushed and said, "It's everyone's efforts!" And the support of Datang......"
Zhangxiong's envoy is greeting Li Ke, of course~ just some crown words!
For example, ask Li Mixia, and Zhangxiong's livelihood......
In official terms, it is~ His Royal Highness King Wu expressed his cordial condolences to Li Mixia and Zhangxiong, and instructed them to grasp the people's livelihood and military affairs with both hands, and both hands should be hard......
On behalf of Zhangxiong, the envoy of Zhangxiong paid high tribute to the Tang Dynasty......
It's not that there are no facts, Li Ke's words revealed that ~ You used to talk about the city, you still have to explain it to Your Majesty!
But you and Tibet, I won't care! Don't look at Nepal I will help, Tibet I will not help! And at some point, maybe there is still a battle between Tibet and the Tang Dynasty......
Who is the one who can be an envoy? Not to mention that it is extremely smart, but these eight sides are exquisite! Otherwise, I don't know how I died!
When Li Ke said this, could the Xiangxiong envoy still understand? King Wu will not support Tibet, and even if Zhangxiong destroys Tibet, he can still get the friendship of the Tang Dynasty!
Although Zhangxiong is no longer a fart now, but this thing has to be remembered, maybe it can be used! Don't say anything else~ In case the Tang Dynasty fights Tibet, Zhangxiong can also pick up a cheap one and get a few pieces of grassland or something......
Li Ke didn't know that Xiangxiong's envoy thought it was so beautiful, otherwise Li Ke would definitely tell him~ It's not to eat to the fart! Datang can still let you pick up cheap?
What's more~ If you fight Tibet one day, it will definitely be the Cheng family as the coach!
What kind of style does the Cheng family not know in other countries, who doesn't know the whole Chang'an?
Pick up a bargain in front of the Cheng family? Beware of being picked up by the Cheng family and beating you stupid rabbit by the way!
I didn't pick it up cheaply, and I was putting on my own flesh and skin......