This night, the east 'gate' celebration follows the ancient precept of the sages of "following the customs of the villagers", to find a village night here, led Chi Zhengnan, the second husband, Li Chengtai, Brapa, etc., when he was about to enter the village, his heart moved, so he let the second husband go first, everyone thought that the general owner was really a good person, after a while, suddenly heard the bang in the house, Wangwang dog barked, and then saw the second husband was beaten out, all the way indignant, everyone picked him up and hid in the dark, and asked him what was going on.

The second husband 'touched' the swollen area and said: "As soon as I entered, I saw a small lamp, and there was a white-washed 'woman' lying on the 'bed', I swallowed my saliva and threw myself on it......"

When he said this, Ji Zhengnan, Li Chengtai, Burapa and others also swallowed their saliva, eager to pounce on their second husband! He was urged to say, "What happened?" What happened? ”

The second husband continued: "The 'woman' pretended to be very shy first, but as soon as I ***, she wrapped her arm around me and kissed me......"

Grunt, Dongmenqing had never heard such a loud sound of swallowing saliva, and heard the second husband continue: "She bit my ear and asked me what my name was, I said my name was the second husband, she suddenly stopped and asked: 'Aren't you the son of the East Gate'?" I said no, and she asked, 'Aren't you the prince?' The king is in charge? Mr. Wang? The big official of the East 'Gate'? I said, 'No, no, I'm his attendant.' 'Alas......"

The people asked, "Alas, what?" ”

The second husband sighed again and said, "When she heard this, she became angry, punched and kicked, and let the dog bite me, so she drove me out." ”

Everyone looked at each other, and then they all covered their mouths and laughed, Dongmenqing couldn't help laughing, his heart sank slightly, he already had an idea, and said: "I have an extremely difficult task, who dares to go?" ”

Brappa was careful, Li Chengtai was timid, and he didn't dare to accept it for a while, Chi Zhengnan felt 'excited' to give him his surname from the east 'gate', and said "straightly": "The chief owner!" I'll go! ”

"Good!" The east 'gate' said: "You go into the village, but you still enter the house." ”

Chi Zhengnan was surprised and said, "The chief shipper, you want to pit me?" The 'female' beat people and let the dog go! ”

Dong 'Gate' Qing smiled: "You, when she pestered you and asked who you were, you said that you were the son of Dong 'Gate', and then what to do next, what to do, what to do." ”

Ji Zhengnan sighed, stood up straight, and said, "Okay! Although it is a little dangerous, for the sake of the general owner, I will let it go! Mustered up the courage to rush in, and after a long time he didn't see Ji Zhengnan come out, Li Chengtai said worriedly: "He won't be ambushed and hung inside, right?" ”

The second husband went to the corner of the house and listened for a while, and then came back and cried: "The master of the ship, you are partial, woo ......woo" The east 'gate' Qing asked him what was going on, but he refused to say, the east 'gate' Qing was helpless, and it didn't look like it was dangerous, so he took Li Chengtai to the corner of the house, and listened to the movement in the house under a window, but he heard the house hey, and a 'woman' screamed wildly: "The son of the east 'gate', the son of the east 'gate'...... Yes! O great officials! Yes!! Yes!!! ”

Li Chengtai Burapa was dumbfounded when he heard this, and he regretted that he couldn't stand up bravely to take on this difficult task just now, and he regretted that he wanted to jump into the sea! Suddenly, he heard movement in the two haystacks on the other side of the eaves, and the east 'gate' Qing became vigilant in his heart, held down the knife, and saw that the haystack 'exposed' two 'holes', and in the 'holes' were two unrecognizable human faces, and one of them whispered and full of hostility: "Which family are you?" Do you understand the rules? ”

The East Gate Qing was stunned, and also asked in a low voice: "What rules?" ”

The man said, "Okay, this village is served by us, what are you doing here?" ”

East 'Gate' Qing rolled his eyes and said, "We are Qing Huaxiang's people." ”

The man sighed, and his face immediately slowed down, and he said, "I see, I see." We are from the Su family, just waiting here, in case you have any untimely needs when you are here at night. ”

Dongmen' Qing smiled: "I see. I thought, "Zhengnan is good, it's good to make him refreshed." Then he said: "We came here to protect the owner, if you are here, we don't have to 'worry'." But let me remind you that when our host is most annoying to do things or when he finishes something, someone will quarrel with him, but if he is comfortable, then everything can be discussed. As for how to talk about it, it still has to be in line with his 'nature'. ”

There was a bit of joy in the man's voice, and he said, "What should I do, please ask my brother Tai for advice!" ”

Dong Men' Qing said: "You 'get' a note, write down what you want, if you don't let our head find out, secretly stuff it in his pocket, and when he is comfortable, he will see it when he tidies his clothes, and he will know your mind." In that way, he will not only be satisfied with your arrangement, but will also feel that you have a heart, can do things, and as soon as he likes it, he will most likely agree to anything. We have done this method many times, and we have tried it again and again! Why don't you try it too? ”

The man was overjoyed and said, "Thank you Brother Tai for your teaching!" We'll do it! The two men chattered for a while, and one of them slipped away, presumably to ask someone.

The east 'gate' Qingdao: "Then after we get to the outside of the village, we will be in charge." ”

The humane in the haystack: "Brother Tai, don't worry about 'handing' it to us!" ”

After a while, I saw that the person who had gone before came back, and seemed to have taken something, and then sneakily wanted to enter the house, and when I saw it, I knew that the other party was doing it, and I was amused, and said to Li Chengtai Burapa and others: "Let's find another village." ”

But when he came to the next village, Li Chengtai and others learned to be smart, and rushed to ask for help, and the east 'gate' Qing smiled, so he asked Brapa to take the second place, and still concocted the same method, and then took Li Chengtai's second husband to the third village, but this time let Li Chengtai go to the battlefield.

After leaving the village, the second husband was frustrated and uneven, and kept complaining, and Dongmenqing asked: "What are you complaining about!" The second husband said with a sad face: "You are too partial, the chief master!" They won't send me a 'very difficult' mission! ”

Dongmen' Qing was slightly embarrassed and said: "This 'extremely difficult' task is not something that can be had!" There has to be a chance. ”

The second husband asked, "Then when will there be a chance?" ”

The East Gate Qing said: "Let's find the next village." ”

What to say, what to come, didn't walk a few steps to see the lights, the two approached, but this time it was a lot of places, the east 'gate' Qing looked at a few times, and said in his heart: "After walking for most of the night, I finally found a decent manor." Well, those villages just now were too wolf-rammed, but I'm afraid that the 'women' in the village are not much better. This manor is not very good, but it is still much better than the ones just now. ”

But he didn't know that the place he saw at the moment was called "castle" in the Japanese concept, and it was the residence of the daimyo and the lord of the castle. Just because both the scale of the land area and the level of the buildings are similar to those of Chinese manors, in the eyes of Dongmen' Qing, this so-called "city" is also a larger village, so he doesn't take it very seriously in his heart, but thinks: "This manor is supposed to be where the little squire lives in Japan." Although you can't find everyone here, the little family can also be settled. ”

At this time, he had not been in Japan for a long time, and he often used Chinese concepts such as "squire" when thinking, but he couldn't be wrong when he thought so, many so-called Japanese daimyos, their territories and wealth, were basically similar to the squires under the rule of the Ming Empire, the only difference was that in the case of the division of the "country", the Japanese daimyo did not have the unified control of the central government, and had more independent power.

Thinking of this, Dongmenqing decided to come here for the night, thinking, "There should be no one here who is ambushing me to serve me." ”

However, he was mistaken, the so-called custom of night is only common in the lower strata of Japanese society, where is such a thing allowed in the family of the daimyos? But he didn't care, so he found a remote place to see that the "city" wall was lower than that of the East Gate Mansion in Quanzhou. He asked the second husband to move a few stones, and let the second husband stand by the wall, he stepped on the stones, and then stepped on the shoulders of the second husband and climbed up the wall, opened his left and looked right, and saw that there was a tree by the wall, and he could have climbed the tree and slipped down, but when he saw that there were two dogs sleeping under the tree, he was in trouble, and crawled out of the wall for a few steps, and after careful observation, he found a dog 'hole', and his heart was happy, so he crawled back to his place, leaned over the wall, and said to the second husband: "Now there is a 'very difficult' task assigned to you, do you dare to take it?" ”

The second husband was overjoyed and said, "Take it!" Pick up! ”

Dong 'Men' Qing told him the location of the dog's 'hole' and asked him to drill it, and the second husband asked why he did this, and Dong 'Men' Qing was displeased and said: "Why are you asking so much!" ”

When the second husband thought about the "extremely difficult" task that Chi Zhengnan undertook under, he didn't know what it was, but he got such a big bargain, so he didn't ask, and according to the instructions of Dongmen' Qing, he found the dog 'hole' and got in. It's just that the dog's 'hole' is too small, and his head is stuck just after he drills through, and he keeps squeezing, inch by inch, and looks at the halfway point, the east 'gate' Qing finds a piece of rubble, throws it at the second husband's side, and falls into a stagnant water near the dog's 'hole', and the poofs attract the attention of the two dogs, and the second husband is stunned and barks: "Baga! Then I heard the two dogs barking wildly, and when the second husband was about to withdraw, he found that it was more difficult than squeezing in! I felt a burst of dampness and heat on my face, but it was the two dogs who bit it! He waved his hand to resist, struggled, and rubbed outside, and finally rubbed out of the dog's 'hole', and when he was about to run, he was bitten by a dog through the dog's 'hole', and at the same time, a patrolling soldier heard the sound and ran to restrain him, and the second husband quickly shouted: "Don't kill me!" Don't kill me! ”

The soldier shouted, "What do you do!" ”

The second husband blurted out that he was about to answer, but when he opened his mouth, he suddenly remembered something and said, "I am on the wrong path!" ”

The soldiers didn't believe the words of the second husband, and they all said, "It's probably a ninja!" And they took him away.

Another general drove out and ordered someone to inspect carefully, but there was no shadow of the east 'gate' Qing on the wall, and it turned out that he had taken advantage of the 'chaos' and 'chaos', climbed the tree and slipped into the city, looking for the little family in his mind.

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