Chapter 988: What are you doing here?
Cheng Hong was not so resistant to this red dress, but one day, when the palace maid who came from the palace wanted to paint his wedding makeup, Cheng Hong was completely angry!
You say you can wear makeup, but what's the matter with shaving my eyebrows? Isn't that a gourd without eyebrows? What the? Draw one?
Phew! Can the painting be compared to the original?
What the? If you don't paint the whole face, you won't be able to see your eyebrows after applying powder? Come, come, come! You draw one for me! I have such thick eyebrows, I can't see my eyebrows even after applying makeup?
Cheng Hong sat on the stool, and the palace maids started to put on makeup......
Half an hour later, Dongxue brought a mirror......
"I'm a mother, who is this?" Cheng Hong was so frightened that he almost didn't jump up!
Reached out and wiped a handful on his face, and grabbed a handful of powder!
Cheng Hong......
"This is me! Just your makeup? Wipe out a Lantern Festival for me? This is the head, do you treat me as if I was the fifteenth day of the first month? ”
Don't talk about eyebrows, look at it from afar, this is a Lantern Festival, with a red dot on it~ This red dot is the lips! It's round!
Cherry small mouthful of lip red!
Cheng Hong was furious! Don't shave your eyebrows! No makeup! I'm not allowed to paint, and neither are the princess and Wu Mei! Go and send me a letter now! Otherwise, when I get married, I'll clean you up one by one!
One person will save 1,000 yuan of medical expenses for you in Doctor Sun, and treat broken arms and legs! Send me a letter, and one of them will give you a thousand pieces of happy money!
Get the handwritten book of Lizhi and Mei Niang, and the money will be cashed out immediately! If the princess and Wu Mei have a person who puts on makeup, I will put this thousand times to Doctor Sun!
All......
A thousand!
100 days of broken bones! If this is a thousand yuan of bone injury money, you don't have to go to the ground for the rest of your life, just lie on the hospital bed!
It is estimated that he is older, and he has broken bones in the coffin!
Looking at Cheng Hong's red eyes, no one doubted the authenticity of what Cheng Hong said! The most they have heard of Cheng Hong's deeds in the past few days is the deeds of breaking the arms and legs of the two uncles!
And it seems that Cheng Hong doesn't look like a joke at all!
The people who usually laugh and laugh are angry, which is even more frightening! This group of makeup came, you look at me, I look at you, it's no more!
Grit your teeth and stomp your feet at the end! Messenger! Follow what Chang'an Hou said! Anyway, it's him who gets married, and it's not our face that he loses without makeup!
If we don't send the letter, our arms and legs will be broken! But before that, there is a guarantee to get your hands on!
"Master Hou, it's okay not to put on makeup for you, but if you don't put makeup on the princess, it's okay to send the letter! As for the money or not, we still don't give you makeup, but you may lose your head!
Even if Your Majesty doesn't say it at the time, he will be angry with us later! You see......"
Cheng Hongyi raised his hand: "It's okay!" When the time comes, I will protect you! Even if you don't want to be in the palace, the women's street will also ask Mei Niang to arrange a job for you! Don't be knighted, I'll keep you! Go ahead! ”
It seems that Cheng Hong is really angry! I don't know why, this Hou Ye is so disgusted with makeup! Even the house bereaved by the wall they don't understand very much!
Isn't this makeup good? Why are you so disgusted? Who hasn't come over like this?
After they left, Cheng Hong hurriedly asked Dongxue to bring a basin of warm water, and rubbed the soap on his face!
Three basins of water! It's finally out of color! Cheng Hong looked at his flushed face in the mirror!
Finally gave me back my true face!
Makeup? Whose makeup is like a boy or a girl in a paper tie?
If this was Cheng Hong's previous era, dentists would have made a fortune if they wore on makeup like this! Makeup artists may lose their front teeth a few times a day!
Li Lizhen and Wu Mei received Cheng Hong's message almost at the same time! Fortunately, Cheng Hong was the first of the three of them to enjoy makeup!
Li Lizhi is in the palace and can wear makeup at any time! Wu Mei had to wait until Cheng Hong finished painting before it was her turn to try on makeup! So I haven't been poisoned by the royal makeup artist yet!
After listening to Cheng Hong's message, the two of them laughed, knowing that Cheng Hong was usually extremely disgusted with makeup, but they didn't expect to feel this level!
And it costs a high price of 1,000 per person to deliver the letter! It's a threat and an inducement......
There's no way, since Cheng Hong is like this, the two of them can only follow his temperament!
Cheng Hong, most of the time they are very spoiled by them, but sometimes they are like children!
After Li Er learned the news, although he was irritable, he did not force Cheng Hong to wear makeup! After all, it's a big day! With Li Er's understanding~ If Li Er compels Cheng Hong to wear makeup, maybe he will be the protagonist of Cheng Hong's next book!
The book "Speaking of Tang" is more than popular, Cheng Biting Jin has changed his name to Cheng Zhijie! Cheng Biting Jin can change it, but he can't change it!
For Cheng Hong's little deeds, even he is very helpless, but this product is still very talented! Whether it's civil or military......
Forget it, forget it! Since he doesn't want to paint, don't paint it! It's not a big deal anyway......
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Li Chunfeng is here! was welcomed in by Cheng Zhijie! After coming in, he came to see Cheng Hong: "Chang'an Hou, don't come to harm?" ”
Cheng Hong is learning the etiquette of worship according to Han Chen's request! How do you put your hands together, how high do you lift them, and how high do you want to bow......
Cheng Hong took a look, yes! Another one to see the hilarious!
Cheng Hong rolled his eyes: "It's gone, there's only one left!" Now I understand why I can only marry one!
If you marry one more time, you have to tire people to death......"
"Phew! Net talking nonsense! Next to him, Cheng Zhijie blew his beard and said with a glare!
Then he said to Li Chunfeng: "Don't blame the undertaker, Wu'er is about to be a little fascinated by the happy events these days, let's go and do the right thing first!" ”
Fanciful? It's a shame that he can figure it out! Cheng Biting Jin has become Cheng Zhijie, but he is still the same Cheng Biting Jin! It's still the same tone when it comes to talking!
The reasons come at your fingertips, and all kinds of new words come out casually!
Li Chunfeng shook his head: "It's okay! Anyway! Poor Dao and Chang'an Hou have been together for a long time, some little things, some little things! ”
Cheng Hong was a little puzzled, why was Aya so polite to this bull's nose today? It's not like Aya's character!
At this time, Cheng Zhijie spoke: "Then let's get down to business!" Don't miss the auspicious time, this side please! This way, please! ”
Cheng Hong watched and Aya lead Li Chunfeng from the small door and went to the Chang'an Marquis Mansion next door!
wiped the sweat on his hands and face with a towel, put it aside, and said to Han Chen: "Rest for a while, I'll come when I go!" ”
After speaking, he ignored Han Chen and entered the small door directly: "Aye, wait for me......"
Han Chen shook his head: "Hey! I have taught so many people, Chang'an Hou......
Ay! ”