Text Chapter 324 Fooled
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The bearded patriarch thought about it, and suddenly thought of a very unique riddle, and said proudly: "There is a mountain on the mountain that cannot be returned!" Typing! β
The crowd began to think about it again.
Yan Qi scratched his ears and cheeks, looking anxious: "Hey, there is a mountain on the mountain that can't be returned?" What does that mean? Uncle Bearded, this mystery is so difficult, why don't I have a clue? Hey, I'm afraid I'm going to drink this time, I'm really going to drink. β
This riddle is very tricky, and the listener is confused.
The eldest lady frowned and thought for a long time, and smiled, the answer had already been figured out.
Seeing that Yan Qi was still scratching his ears and cheeks, pretending to be, he felt funny.
It's a shame not to be a showman.
Even I figured it out, how could this bad guy not figure it out.
The eldest lady raised her toes and kicked lightly on Yan Qi's calf.
Unexpectedly, Yan Qi's reaction was extremely fast, and his legs clamped suddenly, and he immediately sandwiched the eldest lady's three-inch golden lotus between her legs.
The eldest lady was in a hurry, her beautiful eyes were flushed, and she whispered, "Let go of me." β
Yan Qi smiled and said, "Who asked you to kick me." β
The eldest lady was coquettish: "I get angry when I see you acting." β
Yan Qi pouted: "I'm not here to accompany you to drink, I not only be an assistant, but also drink, but also act, Miss, am I easy?" β
"Humph!"
Thinking that Yan Qi was forced to act, it was all for himself, and he was very grateful, but his charming face still maintained a look of disdain, and he snorted arrogantly: "Don't give me grievances, you received three thousand taels of silver from Miss Ben, and Miss Ben doesn't owe you anything." β
Yan Qi smiled: "Don't worry, if I collect money, I will definitely do things well." β
The eldest lady pointed to the bottom of the table and snorted arrogantly: "Why don't you let go of my feet, you are addicted?" β
Yan Qi didn't hear it, he was still scratching his ears and cheeks acting, his face was full of depression: "Oh, there are mountains on the mountain that can't be returned, the mystery is so mysterious, bearded uncle, is the time almost up?" I'm so stupid that I can't even think of it......"
"Hey, did you listen to me?"
The eldest lady lay on the table, but she didn't dare to speak loudly, close to Yan Qi's ear, her red lips opened lightly, and whispered to him.
Yan Qi clamped it tighter and tighter.
The eldest lady's face was flushed, and her calf was clamped by Yan Qi, revealing a piece of skin as white as jade, rubbing on Yan Qi's legs, the skin grinded, and there was a strange comfort in the itching, and she even wanted to scream.
She was excited, but even more worried.
In case, which patriarch burrows under the table to take a look, he will find an ambiguous picture of her and Yan Qi's legs overlapping and entangled.
How shy that would be.
"However, none of these patriarchs should squat down secretly to peep, right? Forget it, just let Yan Qi hold it, anyway, Miss Ben won't be short of meat. β
When the eldest lady was suffering from gains and losses, the bearded chopsticks fell to the ground.
He bent down and got under the table to pick up the chopsticks.
"Oh no, I'm going to be seen now."
The eldest lady was flustered, and quickly covered her eyes, her cheeks were hot, and her heart was hot.
Below, Yan Qi immediately let go of the eldest lady's three-inch golden lotus.
"Scared the hell out of me!"
The eldest lady covered her flustered heart, and her beautiful eyes glanced at Yan Qi.
only to find that Yan Qi also looked at her, with a teasing smile on his face.
"Hmph, this bad guy ......"
The eldest lady turned her head away, not wanting to meet the narrow eyes.
In my heart, there is some resentment, and some excitement.
The bearded patriarch picked up the chopsticks, picked up the wine glass, and walked towards Yan Qi with an elder attitude: "Yan Qi, this time the luck is not so good, right?" It's okay, it's normal not to guess, I didn't see that everyone didn't guess it, this riddle is very unusual, come, drink a bar. β
Yan Qi stretched out his hand to serve the wine, and suddenly seemed to think of something, slapped his thigh fiercely, looking very 'timid', and said: "There is a mountain on the mountain that cannot be returned, the mystery is not the answer, could it be a 'out' word?" β
When everyone heard this, they burst into applause.
"Yes, there are mountains on the mountain, and I can't return it, isn't that just a 'out' word?"
"Yan Qi guessed right again."
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The bearded patriarch was stunned: "You...... How did you guess that? β
Yan Qi sneered: "It's not that I guessed, it's still lucky, I couldn't figure it out, I just saw a word on the table, thinking that it was somewhat similar to the riddle, so I said it." Unexpectedly, it was crooked. Uncle Beard, give up, give up. β
The bearded man was speechless: "This luck is too good, isn't it?" β
Yan Qi took a glass of wine: "Uncle bearded, I'll salute you." β
The bearded patriarch drank two taels of wine just now, one sip was stuffy, very anxious, and a little dizzy, looking at Yan Qi bringing a full glass of wine, his heart was a little empty. But at this time, you can't be cowardly, you must go up.
The bearded patriarch drank it all.
After drinking, my face was flushed, my eyes were dizzy, I couldn't see clearly, and I had a big tongue when I spoke.
"Yan Qi, I'll ask another question, this question is guaranteed to stump you."
The bearded man was unconvinced, and said drunkly: "One shade and one darkness, one short and one long, one day and one night, one hot and one cool." Typing! β
Yan Qi didn't even think about it, so he began to pat himself on the back: "Oh, bearded patriarch, you are unpredictable, you can be called the best, just with this riddle, even if you are a lifter, you can't solve it." Hey, I'm just a little kid, I'm uneducated, and I can't guess it if I want to. β
When everyone heard this riddle, they had no idea at all, and they didn't know what the hell it was.
The eldest lady frowned, thought about it for a while, but she didn't have a clue, a pair of beautiful eyes glanced at Yan Qi, thinking that this bad guy was probably going to be planted, right?
The bearded patriarch smiled drunkenly: "Everyone, don't hide it, it's not me who blows it, just this riddle, once stumped a teacher in the Witty Words Study." Well, I know none of you can think of an answer. Yan Qi, when the time comes, you might as well admit defeat directly. β
Yan Qi smiled, suddenly looked up at the night sky outside the window, and slapped his thigh again.
The bearded man was startled: "What, Yan Qi, have you come up with an answer again?" β
Yan Qi smiled: "No way, my luck is so good." β
The crowd urged: "Tell me quickly, what is the mystery?" β
Yan Qidao: "One is dark and one is dark, one is short and one is long, one day and one night, one hot and one cold." The answer to the puzzle is the word 'Ming'. β
When everyone heard this, they suddenly realized.
The eldest lady was also stunned: It's really a 'Ming' word, this bad guy is so smart, how did he come up with it? Infuriating.
The bearded man was completely dumbfounded, and looked at Yan Qi blankly: "Your luck is ...... It's that good? β
Yan Qi smiled: "Thanks to you, my luck is so good." β
He took a glass of wine and handed it to the bearded man: "Please drink a bar!" β
The bearded man was depressed and speechless, and drank it all in a huff.
His face was flushed and drunk, he patted Yan Qi's shoulder and stammered, "You kid is ...... You're kidding me! What kind of luck is so good that it bursts? That's! You guessed it, and it was all guessed. Hey, I've fallen for you, I've fallen for you. β
After speaking, he tilted his head, lay on the table, and died of drunken dreams.