Chapter 268: Eat a big meal
"It's counted as the first level just now, and there are still ten levels to follow, see if you're so lucky."
Dark One casually pulled out a note with a few words written on it:
"The scene raised his feet above his head and walked to the gate."
Everyone whistled a string of whistles, and they were helpless, so they could only shake off their robes and easily break their legs above their heads. Then jump to the door on one foot.
"That's okay, right?" Secretly looked at the queen of Qi with a surprised face, this queen can really think of anything.
Everyone then applauded, but was suppressed by the queen of Qi with a wave of her hand.
"What is this, wait and see. I'll draw the second lot, and I'll hold that position. "The Empress of Qi took it, the red cloth bag.
On the teahouse opposite the courtyard, Li Sui looked at Mo Beiting opposite, and he was also helpless.
"Your lady's thinking is really peculiar, and it is a lot more interesting to get married like this." Li Sui looked at the tortured Dark One and didn't sympathize.
"She just loves to play, she can play when she wants, and she just has fun." Mo Beiting didn't mean to care about it at all.
"Do you know what's in his red bag?" Li Sui looked at the Empress of Qi with a wicked smile on her face.
"I don't know, but I know it's certainly not a good thing."
"Okay, okay, everyone is quiet, and the second stick comes out, that is, keep the current posture and let the matchmaker put a flower in any position. Then the bridegroom and the official took the flower in his mouth, and he was not allowed to drop it. "The Empress of Qi didn't know where to suddenly conjure up a beautiful pink flower.
"Is there so many words on such a small note?" Dark One fully felt that this should have been to the queen in the rectification of him.
"Where is so much nonsense, if you want to marry a bride, listen to me." The crowd of onlookers applauded unanimously and encouraged the matchmaker to put the flowers there.
"Put the flowers on the wall."
"Put the flowers on top of the groom's head."
"Put it here..."
A group of people think about all sorts of places that are impossible to reach.
"Okay, everyone, be quiet, I know where to put it." The Empress of Qi turned her head abruptly and beckoned to Li Sui and the others upstairs.
The two of them floated down from the upper floor in confusion and landed in front of the Empress of Qi. When the onlookers looked, two peerless beautiful men came, and they were restless.
"Everyone, be quiet, no matter how good-looking these two handsome guys are, they are not yours. These are all family men, so take care of them. ”
Li Sui didn't understand what the two words handsome queen of Qi meant by those two words.
I saw the queen of Qi walking towards the two with a malicious face.
"You two get closer, closer." Straight Mo Beiting and Li Sui, the two of them stood side by side, and they were almost face to face, before the queen of Qi withdrew her hand.
flutteringly, he put the flower on the shoulders of the two of them.
"Okay, it's very simple, we can't embarrass the groom, groom, remember, you can only use your mouth, not your hands."
The Empress of Qi walked away with a wicked smile on her face.
Dark One jumped to the two of them with a difficult leg, and Li Sui didn't know why, so he helped Dark One.
The three big men are all about the same height, on the left and right sides of the dark one, each supported by Mo Beiting and Li Sui, the dark one lowered his head and held the pink flowers on the shoulders of the two with his mouth, the distance between the three of them was extremely close, and the dark one raised his head and looked at the queen of Qi.
"Okay, you've barely completed this level, now let's start the fourth level."
The Empress of Qi began to pull out a new note from the red cloth bag again.
"All the movements are restored, the groom and the best man, lying on the ground and doing a hundred push-ups by themselves."
The dark one was finally able to lower his legs and relax.
"What are push-ups?" Li Sui said that he had increased his knowledge today, and he had never understood a word of the words of the Empress of Qi.
"I'm going to show you how."
After speaking, the Empress of Qi lay on the ground, supported her entire body with her hands and toes, and then bent her elbows, and her whole body was on the same flat line.
"That's it, up and down a hundred times, come on!" Empress Qi clapped her hands, stood up, and looked at the three of them.
"Let me ask again, what is the best man?" Mo Beiting said that he didn't know that he was thinking about some strange things all day long in his head.
"I forgot to tell you, you are the best man of the groom's officer, help him complete these eleven tasks." The Empress of Qi patted her head and remembered it.
"You didn't tell us before." Li Sui finally knew the reason why the Empress of Qi State let them sit on that floor.
"It's not too late to tell you. Hurry up, don't waste time and delay the auspicious time. The Empress of Qi was a little weak-hearted, and she took the three of them to lie down, and he stood aside and counted.
The action just now is too simple for the three people who have been practicing martial arts all year round, but it has been completed in less than a quarter of an hour, the three of them clapped their hands, flicked the dust on their robes, and looked at the queen of Qi with disgust, what kind of question is she asking for, it's so simple.
"Uh..." Empress Qi looked at the contemptuous eyes of the three of them, a little speechless, since you think it is simple, then she is welcome.
"The fifth level, reach the nose with your tongue, the sixth level, maintain the posture of the fifth level, eat this biscuit, the seventh level, drink all the jar of wine, the eighth level, turn a hundred times in place, the ninth level, turn a hundred times, go straight to open the door, the tenth level, there is a jar behind the door, lift the altar, the eleventh level, use the things in the altar, marry the bride." After the Empress of Qi finished speaking in one breath, she sat on the side and looked at the three of them.
Everyone listened in amazement to this series of levels. Some people even stick their tongues out again to try to get enough to the nose.
"No one can reach the nose with this tongue."
"This matchmaker is here to make trouble, right?"
"This bridegroom is also pitiful." 678
"What do you say this bride looks like, such a handsome groom and official, he is still so difficult, in case people don't marry, see who else is going to make things difficult."
"How do we know that? Look at it. ”
……
Everyone talked about it, and the dark one easily stuck out his tongue, bought the tip of his nose, took a small piece of biscuit, threw it into his mouth, and then picked up the wine jar, drank it in one go, shook his head, and turned around in place a hundred times, easily and without panic.
Everyone was amazed, this groom official was really different from ordinary people. Whether it is outstanding martial arts, or now hooking the nose with his tongue, the amount of wine is also okay, such a large jar of wine, I actually drank it in one go. It's not many people who can spin so fast in this circle.
Everyone's hearts were going around and around, and they were full of admiration for this groom. is also more curious, how beautiful the bride should be, it is worth it, and the groom is working so hard for her.
After turning a hundred times, the dark one was not in a hurry, and walked in a straight line with his measuring foot to the door. It's not impartial at all, and it looks better for normal people.
"How did he do it?"
"Who knows, this groom is really powerful."
"Anything can be done, if I have a daughter, I must find a son-in-law like this."
"You just pull it down, look at what you look like, your daughter can see where she goes."
"The point is that I don't have a daughter."
"So what are you talking about?"
Ignoring the discussion of the crowd, Dark Yiping walked to the door steadily. Gently pushing the door open, sure enough, there was a jar in the center. Go up and lift the jar. The jar was heavy, and Dark One crossed his mouth well, and then walked to the door of the house.
"Alright! Now put the jar down. Take the contents of the jar and ask the bride if she would like to marry you. Empress Qi sat at the door and looked at the situation in the courtyard.
The crowd of onlookers also craned their necks. Race to see what's in the jar?
As soon as I opened the lid, I had to make a jar heavier than ordinary gold and silver, and it was empty, only a bouquet of flowers.
Dark glanced at it suspiciously, Empress Qi Guo. The other man nodded at him.
Dark One picked up the red flowers in the jar, like the moon season, but not as big as the moon season flowers, and this red flower, each petal is tightly clustered together.
knocked on the door, and secretly hugged the flower nervously, I don't know, if the ripples will make a difference at this time.
The door opened, and a little maid walked out of the room with a ripple covered with a red hijab.
"Will you marry me?" The voice of the dark one is low and magnetic, especially when whispered, as if it can shock the heart.
"I don't want to, why are you wearing this dress?" The cotton coat rolled her eyes in the red hijab. This man is a fool, he is wearing this dress, and he is asking this question.
Dark One knew that Ripple wouldn't answer well, Ripple didn't know, and when she said she didn't want to, Dark One's heartbeat lost half a beat, and she chuckled.
This time, the rare dark one did not choke the ripples, but handed the flower to her, and then stood in front of the ripples, bending down with his back to the ripples.
"Come on, my bride, and we're going home." Dark One didn't know why he blurted out this sentence, maybe he just wanted to say it.
"Good! My bridegroom, let's go home. Ripple held the flower in one hand and climbed onto the back of the dark one.
"Am I heavy?"
"Fortunately, I have practiced martial arts for more than 20 years, otherwise I would not have been able to carry a pig."
Li Sui didn't know that there was such a custom among the people, and he was also a married person at the beginning, but at that time, his only task was to stand at the gate to greet the bride, and then lead the bride across the brazier. Finally, worship heaven and earth in the living room, this is considered a ceremony, but there are no such warm scenes.
Along the way, the gongs and drums were beaten, lively and lively, and there were many children following the sedan chair, clamoring to see the bride, and the ripples almost couldn't help but take off the hijab, but fortunately, the queen of Qi was pressing it beside her.
Finally arrived at the courtyard arranged by Li Sui, and the people were surrounded by water, and people kept coming in and out, and sprinkled a lot of copper coins and sweets on these people.
"Holding the hand of the son, growing old with the son, giving birth to a noble son early, the husband and wife are harmonious, peaceful and joyful, and the life is smooth." A child shook his head like reciting a poem, blocking the way of the dark one.
Dark One took out a few copper coins from his pocket and handed them to the child, who took the money and left happily.
"Let's go, we have money today, I invite you to a big dinner, one bun per person!"
"Good!"
Secretly kicked open the door of the sedan car, and a princess hugged and hugged the ripples in the sedan chair, which aroused the envy of everyone.
"Newcomers enter the house!"
The Empress of Qi was very enthusiastic to be the host again.
"Worship heaven and earth!"
"Second worship high hall!" Li Sui and Mo Beiting finished serving as best men, and then ascended to the high hall.
"Husband and wife worship each other!"
"Licheng!"
"Gentlemen, ladies, sons and ladies, on this day of universal celebration. Dark son, Miss Ripples, tie the knot, A good couple, let's raise a glass and wish the two newcomers, grow old together, and give birth to a noble son early! ”
The queen of Qi picked up a bowl of wine and drank it all, indescribably heroic.
The guests who came were all friends of Ripples, and Dark One had no friends here, except for the dark stakes left by Li Sui, which could not be exposed.
Ripple has been here for a long time, and her connections are not narrow, and she is the queen's person, so some of the guests who participated in this time have heads and faces.
"Miss Ripple is really blessed to marry such a husband."