"First, the most straightforward - rebellion forced the palace! Don't say you don't want to be an emperor, you won't even be able to be a human being! ”

The corners of Wen Ming's mouth twitched.

"Second, the most economical - slept with the most favored Ying Guifei now! emmm, cuckold your dad, how can you pass on the throne to him! ”

Wen Ming clenched her fists and turned her wrists.

"Third, the easiest and easiest - swing the knife from the palace! How to be an emperor if you cut off your children and grandchildren? ”

"Enough!" Wen Ming couldn't bear it anymore, and smashed his fist on the desk, and the antique inkstone that Jiang Ruanyan had just bought was shattered into slag.

"Oops! Buckle it from your monthly salary! Jiang Ruanyan's distressed eyebrows were shaking.

"I know it's sad that your confession was rejected, but please calm down. Look at your broken idea, it's unprofessional, it's unreliable! Isn't this a sign that smashes our house of everything! ”

Wen Ming stared at the black eyes that did not match the brutal personality, and said bitterly.

"The reason why Wanshiwu has a good reputation and prosperous business in the noble family is because everything it handles is beautiful and surprising to the client, what are you now, smashing your own signboard?"

Seeing that Jiang Ruanyan was just holding the tea and not speaking, he felt that he needed to motivate the boss's ambition.

"Let's just say that last year, the newly appointed Tobe Shilang replaced Lord Shangshu for disaster relief. When a new official takes office, there is not enough money for disaster relief, and it is also necessary to prevent local officials from using the routine routine of shoddy disaster relief food and secretly withholding it. Originally, this matter was a hot potato in anyone's hands. But the boss asked Li Shangshu to operate according to the "bullying of the king", which not only made Li Shilang's official career prosperous, but also benefited the people! ”

Li Shangshu pretended to pack the military grain tightly and escorted it all the way, and only when it was transported to the warehouse did it reveal an inconspicuous gap, sure enough, those officials and gentry were like wolves who moved out all the old rice that had been prepared at home in exchange for the "refined grain" of the imperial court, but in fact, the "refined grain" that was dropped was sand, and the real polished rice had long been exchanged for silver tickets before leaving Beijing. ”

Dozens of truckloads of sand and soil solved the problem of raising money for disaster relief, and those officials could only "eat coptis chinensis dumbly" and dare not speak out. And the real refugees are struggling with life and death, and they will not mind whether it is polished rice or old grain, which fully ensures that no one fills their pockets in the middle, so that killing three birds with one stone, this is the signboard of our Wanshiwu! Li Shangshu also gave you a copy of the Wanmin Umbrella. ”

Jiang Ruanyan raised his eyebrows, his expression still wilted.

"There is another thing that is not so glorious to say, but because of the brave scumbag, we have brought an endless stream of female customers to Wanshiwu. Because of loneliness, the concubine of the servant of the ministry took the second child of the rouge shop, but the second child said that because of love, he wanted to elope with the concubine! In fact, it is just a threat in disguise, and he has become a wife of a small family that he can never climb, and if he doesn't succeed, he can continue to "compensate". ”

"Boss, the advice you gave is to take a salary from the bottom of the kettle, on the one hand, I suggested that the concubine sell her jewelry to save herself, create a character that she will soon be sold by the waiter, and beg the shopkeeper not to abandon her to help her redeem herself in the future, on the other hand, the second child began to receive a steady stream of harassment from the debt extortionists. Sure enough, Xiao Er began to find various reasons not to meet again. ”

When the time was ripe and in "trust", the concubine gave the shopkeeper her last "life-saving money" and asked him to dredge up the relationship. Sure enough, the shopkeeper who kept saying "true love" left Kyoto with the life-saving money, and then was arrested for stealing yellow silver, but the officials were all counted by us, and the stolen goods were all far away from the capital, so the shopkeeper naturally had no way to bite out the concubine again. ”

"Yes, scumbags don't end well!" Jiang Ruanyan nodded heavily.

No matter how bad it is, the glorious achievements in the past have finally established the reputation of Wanshiwu, how can it be said that it will be smashed?

She's going to be serious, she's going to hang up!