"It's for the person who made the couplet, not for you, you better go to other inns and have a look."

The shop is a big bully, and the slave is a big bully.

The shopkeeper's impatient words were sarcastic, the discriminatory and contemptuous glances of the thoughtful literati in the inn, and the two critical combos combined could cause at least 10,000 points of damage.

However, to everyone's surprise, the poor boy from the countryside at the door of the inn didn't seem to be able to hear the sarcasm of the shopkeeper and couldn't understand the discrimination of everyone, not only did he not hide his face with shame, but his face was full of honest smiles, and he said happily:

"yes, that's a house."

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What a simple boy!

The people in the lobby of the inn who were concentrating on thinking about the couplet, listened to Zhu Ping'an's words, looked at the smiling young man at the door, and couldn't help but let out a burst of laughter. I think that at this time, the most elegant description of this poor country boy at the door in their hearts can only be the word simple. Of course, judging from their laughing expressions, the description of the poor boy at the door in their hearts after a long racking of brains, but when they did not have a link, is more likely to be colloquial: idiot! Silly X!

When the innkeeper heard this, he looked at the smiling young man at the door, and almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood. There's a yarn, I can't understand people, and the room is not for you!

"The rest of the room in the store is reserved for the person who made the couplet. It is not rented out. Guest officer, you go well, don't send it. ”

The shopkeeper became more and more impatient, looked at Zhu Ping'an, stretched out his hand and made a gesture of invitation to the door, although he smiled, but what he said also had a strong sense of irony.

"yes, then I'll do the couplet too."

Zhu Ping'an led the black horse that killed Matt at the door, squinted his eyes slightly and said. The face is honest, and the smile is still the same, as if I don't know what it is to be rejected.

The shopkeeper glanced Zhu Ping'an up and down and rolled his eyes. Exhaled a turbid breath between his snorts, with extreme disdain.

Do you too?

Don't use this word so casually, you will lower the level of the couplet in the lobby of the inn! Look at you, it's obvious that you're eating in the dirt in the countryside, and there's a trace of ink and ink on your body. It's nice to be able to recognize your own name, what kind of couplets are you talking about? You know, these couplets are all collected by our owners from all over the country, and it took time to collect them, and the average Xiucai dare not say that they can come out with even one of them.

"What, can't it be right now?" The boy at the door looked into the lobby. He asked softly, revealing a mouthful of white teeth.

"What if you can be right, what if you can't be right, you can't come out anyway, while it's still early, you better go find another inn."

The shop guy is very impatient, the lobby is full of talented people with high literary accomplishments, etc., if you let you go to the countryside to eat in the dirt, isn't it equivalent to humiliating these distinguished guests, think about it. There are many of these talented guys in the lobby who haven't come out with a couplet, and you can't get a couplet out of a mud leg, so it doesn't mean that these talented guys are no different from a mud leg, no. This must not be allowed to happen.

"That's right." The young man at the door smiled happily, and his slightly dark face was glowing red, like a simple ear of red sorghum on a field.

You play!

The shopkeeper is a mouthful of old blood, you are happy to be a yarn, you can't understand people, can you grasp the point. I'm talking about letting you go, you don't care if you can do it right. Well, this poor boy at the door really doesn't hit the south wall and doesn't look back! Okay, then let you bang! If you don't want to be right, then I'll let you be right, but it's not the six couplets hanging in the inn lobby.

"You want a couplet, right, you can get this couplet of mine before you can go to the lobby couplet. If you can't get it, hehe, then you don't have to think about the couplets in the lobby, you can't think of it. ”

The shopkeeper looked at Zhu Ping'an and snorted slightly.

The shopkeeper is also a person who has read for a few years, otherwise he can't enter this inn to do chores, the salary of this inn is two or three times that of other inns, the requirement is to read books and break sentences, and because he has read for a few years, this shopkeeper came to this inn. I've only been here for half a year, and the money earned by this guy is enough for others to work hard for two or three years, and I can't help but feel a little proud and proud.

"Okay." Zhu Ping'an replied happily, with a smile still on his face.

"Pengmen will be opened for you from now on." The shopkeeper opened and closed his two snorts, and came up with a couplet with the theme of ancient poetry.

In fact, this couplet is not difficult at all, from Du Fu's "Guest Arrival". This is a lower link from the shop guy, let Zhu Ping'an say to the upper link, but he deliberately didn't say whether it was the upper link or the lower link, just looked down on Zhu Ping'an, if you have read the poetry book, you will know at a glance that this is Du Fu's "Guest Arrival" in the "Flower Path has never been swept by the guest, and the Pengmen is now open for you", as long as the last sentence is said.

After this couplet, the shopkeeper looked at Zhu Ping'an with a wide eye, and the people in the lobby who were thinking about the couplet also looked at the door boredly, which was regarded as a pastime.

"Pengmen is now open for you"

Zhu Ping'an led the dark horse that killed Matt and whispered the couplet from the shop guy, and when the shop guy wanted to say that the repeated couplet was not a couplet, he listened to Zhu Ping'an and then said the next couplet:

"Sleep you paralyzed up hi"

Pengmen is now open for you, sleep you are paralyzed!

As soon as Zhu Ping'an's couplet came out, everyone in the hall was stunned for a second as if they had been pointed, and then instantly laughed at everyone in the lobby.

The courtyard path full of flowers and plants has not been cleaned because of the welcome of guests; The door made of canopy straw opened today because of your arrival. What a meaningful verse, but the seven words "Sleep you are paralyzed" are like a pig, and instantly arch this artistic conception like a dog eating.

The shock is nothing short of heartbreaking.

Of course, the shopkeeper who was on the front line of the shock wave, suffered the overture of 10,000 injuries, and felt like a piece of Xiang was stuffed into his mouth, and when he was about to spit out Zhu Ping'an's shit, he heard Zhu Ping'an speak again.

"The flower path has never been swept by guests, and the Pengmen has been opened for you now." Zhu Ping'an showed eight teeth, burst into a standard smile, and then continued: "Hehehe, I think the atmosphere is too serious, just kidding." ”

In a word, Rexiang, who was about to spit out the shopkeeper, stuffed it into his mouth again. (To be continued.) )