The willow tops on the moon, people about after dusk.

Zhu Ping'an ate a mouthful of oil, and when he walked out of the room under the guidance of the waiter, he happened to meet Yang Guoliang who had drunk a full stomach of water when he went out, and Yang Guoliang also walked out under the guidance of the waiter.

"Dr. Yang, Hiccup......"

Zhu Ping'an said hello to Yang Guoliang, and he couldn't help but burp halfway through.

Yang Guoliang just drank two pots of tea, and his stomach was full, and he already had a strong urge to urinate, and what he wanted to do most at this meeting was to get out of the palace quickly, and then find a place where no one was going to solve it.

But before he stepped out of the door, he was stopped!

Who is it?!

It's not so long-sighted, I can't hold it anymore, and you still say hello to me?! Hit, hit, say hello to a ghost.

Yang Guoliang raised his head with an anxious face, and then saw Zhu Ping'an, oh, who should I be so short-sighted, it turned out to be you, a little bastard surnamed Zhu!

Am I having a fight with you!? As soon as it touches you, everything will not go well!

Last time, I went with you to the thank-you banquet of King Jing and King Yu, but you broke the couplet, and I didn't even drink a sip of water, and my mouth was dry! Anyway, which of your broken couplets has been thinking about it for a few years, and I still haven't come up with it!

The couplet is not said beforehand, but it is better to talk about this feast.

Today, I went to the dinner party with you, but I was not in the same room with you, and I was washed away by you. served a table full of dishes, but there were no chopsticks, can you believe it?! I drank a stomach full of tea, and my bladder was about to explode.

Of course, even if Yang Guoliang has the heart to scold Zhu Ping'an to death, he still has to live on his face.

It's a joke.

Yang Guoliang still has this awareness.

"Zhu Da...... Person! ”

Yang Guoliang endured a strong urge to urinate, suppressed the impatience on his face, raised his head and squeezed a stiff smile, and returned Zhu Ping'an's salute.

As a result, the three words "Lord Zhu" only said the word "Zhu Da", and Yang Guoliang saw Zhu Ping'an's oily lips glowing in the candlelight, and couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, and then his heart was very unbalanced, and when he said the last word "person", he was also very dissatisfied.

You even have chopsticks?!

Why?!

Why can you Zhu Ping'an eat a mouth full of oil, I can only drink a full stomach full of water.

Moment

Yang Guoliang's eyes were as red as rabbits, and his red eyes were terrible.

The next second

Zhang Juzheng also came out and greeted Zhu Ping'an and Yang Guoliang.

Yang Guoliang directly looked at Zhang Juzheng's lips, well, it seems that it is also oily, although it is not as powerful as Zhu Ping'an's oil, he must have eaten the imperial meal.

And so

Yang Guoliang's red eyes turned even redder.

Wait a minute

Could it be that I am the only one who does not have chopsticks for this imperial meal?!

Did I offend you?!

Why do they all have chopsticks,

Yang Guoliang slowly turned his gaze to the waiter on the side, looking at the posture of the baby's grievances, but the baby didn't dare to say.

"Lord Yang, my lords, please come here." The waiter looked calm, stretched out his hand and respectfully invited Yang Guoliang and the others to move forward.

"There is labor."

Zhu Ping'an bowed his hand and thanked the waiter, and then walked out along the way led by the waiter.

Zhang Juzheng followed closely behind, and Yang Guoliang last.

The chamberlain kept sending Zhu Ping'an and the three of them to the palace gate, and then stopped, gave each of them a Taiping Nothing Affair card, and then watched the three of them walk out of the palace gate.

The Taiping Nothing Matter card is a wooden waist card that is specifically forbidden by the curfew, and the holder of this card can ignore the curfew ban and move freely through the streets of the Forbidden City. Whether it is the errand of Shuntianfu, or the Jinyi guard, or the Dongchang factory guard, they will all be released when they see this card.

Of course, when the waiter gave the card just now, he also explained that this brand was only for them to use when they returned home tonight, and they would return it to the palace guards tomorrow.

"Childe."

Zhu Ping'an hung the Taiping Nothing card on his waist, walked out of the palace gate, said goodbye to Zhang Juzheng and Yang Guoliang, turned around and took a step before he heard Liu Dadao's excited shout, and when he raised his head, he saw Liu Dadao leading a horse not far away.

"Hehehe, I heard that Childe ate the imperial meal tonight, what's the matter, is the imperial meal delicious?" After Liu Dadao led the horse over, he asked curiously.

"Of course the imperial meal is delicious." Zhu Ping'an took the dark horse that killed Matt and smiled.

"Delicious, how much to eat? Is the marinated pig in our store delicious? Liu Dadao was curiously tight.

Since eating the marinated pig water, Liu Dadao can't forget this taste, it's just too delicious, because of today's hot business, and the praise of diners for the pig in the store, so that Liu Dadao is now full of confidence in the pig in the store.

"Ahem......"

Yang Guoliang, who was about to get on the sedan chair and leave, listened to Liu Dadao's words, and almost coughed up urine without laughing, comparing the imperial meal with the pig's water? ! This man with developed limbs and a simple mind on Zhu Ping'an's Mansion is not a brain in his head, but a pig in the water!

Zhang Juzheng on the side couldn't help but hook the corners of his lips and smile when he heard this, this was the first time he had heard of comparing the pig with the imperial meal, which was as funny as hearing the beggar say that he ate eggs and only ate yellow three times a day after becoming the emperor.

"It's much better than the braised pig in our store." Zhu Ping'an smiled.

Isn't that nonsense!

Yang Guoliang rolled his eyes, snorted, got into the sedan chair, waved his hand and was about to put the curtain down, ready to urge the sedan chair man to go quickly, he would still hold it.

As a result, the curtain in Yang Guoliang's hand had not been lowered yet, but he listened to Zhu Ping'an talking again.

"How delicious it is, let me tell you this, it's so delicious that my father-in-law even forgot to put the chopsticks, and I didn't even notice it." Zhu Ping'an turned over and described to Liu Dadao, "Next time, when I have the opportunity to eat imperial food, I will ask if I can pack some back for you to taste." ”

"Really, thank you, Childe, if you can eat the imperial meal, then you won't live in vain in this life." Liu Dadao grinned excitedly.

Listening to Zhu Ping'an's words, Yang Guoliang's hand that put down the curtain stopped.

Zhu Ping'an, what did he just say?!

It's so delicious that my father-in-law even forgot to put the chopsticks, and he didn't even notice it?!

So you say?!

Zhu Ping'an, he didn't set chopsticks at the beginning? !

I thought I was the only one who was unlucky, and my father-in-law forgot to set chopsticks for me?!

It turned out that he didn't put chopsticks for Zhu Ping'an!!

What about Zhang Juzheng?

Yang Guoliang hurriedly turned his gaze to Zhang Juzheng, and then saw that Zhang Juzheng was also looking at him suspiciously.

That's it!

It turns out that this time, my father-in-law forgot to set chopsticks?!

How could it be so coincidental?!

It is possible to forget a pair of chopsticks, but it is impossible to forget three pairs, not to mention that this is in the palace.

That said, it's intentional?!

Thinking of this, Yang Guoliang's heart trembled suddenly, the three of them didn't have chopsticks at the beginning, so why didn't they give Zhu Ping'an and Zhang Juzheng chopsticks later, but didn't give them to me?!

Yang Guoliang was deeply frightened, and his desire to urinate was instantaneous.

The moment Zhang Juzheng saw Yang Guoliang turn his head to look at him, he had already thought that the chopsticks were deliberately not swinging.

When thinking of this, Zhang Juzheng thought of his move to ask for chopsticks at the banquet......

His face turned gray in an instant.

The smile is long gone.

Only Zhu Ping'an rode away with Liu Dadao without heart or lungs, and there were voices of talk and laughter all the way.