204. Soy sauce poems

Liu Chan has no way to change the background color of Cao Jie, Sun Shangxiang and other beauties, born in Cao Cao's family, or Sun Quan's family, this is not important to Liu Chan, as long as they remember their current identity and are already Liu Chan's wife, all this is enough, as for the conquest of the world, relying on women, what kind of ability is that, "Xiao Jiejie, you are too gentle, deal with men, sometimes you have to work hard, rub a little more spark, the other party can be convinced, soft, we are here to attack the city is good, but try to learn from my father, convince people with virtue, and reason with my brother first." , if you don't listen to us and beat them up again, you will definitely be honest. Xiao Jiejie, as well as Xiao Xianxian, Xiao Huahua, and the little princess, you all step back and let you see the skills of this young master, which is sure to surprise you. ”

The limbs of the Cao sisters are slightly dim, not as good as the Jiangnan women such as Xiao Qiao and the foot trainer, but the girls in the north have their own advantages, like Cao Jie's figure, they can kill the audience in seconds, especially the leg, which can make Liu Chan play for a year.

Cao Zhi was in a hurry, how could the sisters of the Cao family, who were holding the moon in the stars, let Liu Chan play, give what he wanted, Cao Zhi, as the son of the prime minister, did not have Liu Chan's treatment, and the beauty was around her knees and in her arms.

"Traitor, let go of my sister and let me come... came to save my sisters, and a group of beauties around you, who looked like women from good families, and let them all go to my son and sent them to the city. Such a beautiful and peerless beauty, standing next to you, is really a tyrannical thing, how can you know how to cherish it. This son advises you to hurry up and arrest him, otherwise this son's pen will fall like a knife, and you will be able to leave you stinky for 10,000 years. Cao Zhi took out a big wolf hair from his arms, spit a few mouthfuls of spit, wiped it with his sleeve, spread the sleeve on the battlements, and began to raise the pen, the pen walked like a snake, sprinkled with foreign energy, and after a while, there was a soy sauce poem, which attracted the defenders of Jiangling City to cheer loudly. This son will teach you a lesson today, so that you can understand what is arrogant and what is literati. Tremble! Look at how Ben Gongzi writes you to death, you obscene man, one person has raised the ratio of men and women between husband and wife, and he is angry with Ben Gongzi. Listen: Jiangling flower thief, more than a dozen women around him, all of them are fairy, why don't you let me come. ”

"Lord, let the last general come out of the battle and cut off Cao Cao, the rebel, with one sword, and dare to insult the lord and tarnish the lord's reputation."

"Lord, my subordinates don't know a basket of big characters, but I can hear that this guy is scolding you, why are you still laughing?"

"Putting aside this nondescript poem, it's really appropriate, my Tai Shi Ci really wants to pierce this girl with a halberd to see if his brain is in the water."

"That's it, and you said to let him come? Laughing to death, who wouldn't want to come? The question is, is it his turn to get his little arms and legs? ”

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In Jiangling City, there was a sound of sycophants, and Liu Chan's subordinates, like Huang Zhong, Tai Shici and Wei Yan, also began to question, muttering and cursing Cao Zhi, the woman who wanted to covet Liu Chan, properly wanted to eat fart.

Liu Chan smiled, what Cao Jie said was right, this Cao Zhi is a nerd, and his scholarly spirit is too heavy, even scolding people uses side knocks, and he doesn't dare to scold the street like a reckless man.

Cao Zhi has scruples, he believes that he is one of the seven sons of Jian'an, but Liu Chan doesn't, besides, when it comes to soy sauce poems, Cao Zhi is really a younger brother, which is far behind.

"Cao Zijian, are you a tease sent by the monkeys? This young master's woman, do you want it too? Find your father, or find your mother to give birth to you. For people like you who read books to the thatched house, when you change the usual, the young master is too lazy to take care of you, for fear of getting stinky, but you are not good today, you have to bump into it, and the young master has to take you under the knife. Mouth cannon, huh? Empower people with poetry, huh? You are miserable, this young man will make you cry. "What kind of Jian'an son are you, your level, being a husband to this young master, or pouring incense from the night, are not qualified enough, and you dare to use sour poems to fool in front of this young master? You deserve to be ruined today, see how this young master suppresses you, listen up. ”

"There's a goose in the city that wants to eat a beautiful pigeon. Who knows that the mouth is long, and the hands and feet are short. ”

"In ancient times, there were greedy snakes, and Zijian is lustful today. Saliva stained the battlements, and he didn't dare to support the wall. ”

The beauty stood in front of her, smiling and pinching her waist and shoulders. The young master Zen up and down, the son is ashamed. ”

"Cao thieves have Caozi, and they don't teach them to pick flowers. Once the cloth was lifted, the scum was laughing all over the floor. ”

Liu Chan is not a great Confucian, and he can't learn Cai Yong and Zhuge Liang, but he wrote a few soy sauce poems and slapped Cao Zhi in the face, or he came with his hands, Cao Zhi's talent is only one bucket, which is as talented as Liu Chan's bear child's eight buckets, crushing Cao Zhi, Liu Chan doesn't have to think about it, between raising his hands and covering his feet, Cao Zhi's face is as black as Cao Cao, his chest is depressed, and he can't get a mouthful of blood.

"Ah, husband, you are so handsome, the slave family still thinks that the husband is powerful in the backyard of the house, brave and good at fighting, but I can't imagine that outside, the husband is also leveraged, and can chant good poetry. Husband, the slave family worships you so much, from now on it is your little fan sister, please husband turn over the slave's brand tonight, the slave family listens to your poetry, and gives you a hammer. "Diao Chan admires the most, is a talented person, at the beginning Lu Bu's martial arts are world-famous, and his skills are overwhelming, but Lu Bu is too rough, which scared Diao Chan, causing Lu Bu to confess, Diao Chan resolutely refused, only said that he wanted to be friends with Lu Bu's father-in-law Dong Zhuo, which harmed Lu Bu's life, and now Liu Chan, Diao Chan looked at Liu Chan, his eyes were full of stars, looking at Liu Chan was the same as staring at the Wenqu Star in the sky, Diao Chan was a maid who served tea and poured water, and it was the first time she was so unrestrained, hoping to have a more in-depth communication with Liu Chan, preaching and teaching," Husband, you are so rich, the slave family has been single for so many years, and you have never met a man like your husband, and you wrote four poems in one breath, just one word. The husband has a lot of money, and the slave family really wants to serve the husband, even if it is not the turn of the slave family, the slave family is willing to wait on the side, in case he succeeds. ”

"Poof!" Cao Zhi Diao Chan made up for it, and finally couldn't help it, and spit it out, who can stand Liu Chan's slander, Liu Chan's soy sauce poems seem unbearable, but in fact, they are all scolding Cao Zhi, as a literati, he can't eat beautiful women, and he still has a lustful heart, and he has no guts.

Angry Cao Zhi.

Cao Zhi grew so big, galloped from Luoyang to Xuchang, and fought invincible opponents all over the world, even Chen Lin, who was also one of the seven sons of Jian'an, chanted soy sauce poems, which were not as explicit, straightforward, and directly hit the hearts of the people as Cao Zhi.

But today, Cao Zhi was defeated, defeated in the hands of Liu Chan, the son of the big-eared thief Liu Bei, how could Cao Zhi be willing, he was still struggling in his heart, thinking about getting back a city, not giving Liu Chan a prestige, Liu Chan already has a group of beauties, and let Liu Chan get scared, Cao Zhi has no mix.