Chapter 946: This is how it passes
Zhang Juzheng experienced the jade cup for the first time, but the official next to him was a veteran, and when the maid toasted with a fragrant mouth, he put his hands up and down, so unhappy, and after drinking, he reluctantly let the maid leave.
The guests enjoyed the jade cup one by one, and soon it was Luo Wenlong's turn.
Luo Wenlong was even more profligate, and he was not jealous, and in the midst of everyone's uproar, he almost didn't correct the maid on the spot.
"Hahaha, wandering into the world, only Brother Wenlong." Luo Ziyu beside Luo Wenlong smiled, half joking and half envious, although he also made his hands just now, he obviously did not take advantage of Luo Wenlong.
"Where, Where, ......"
Luo Wenlong laughed, waved his hand cutely, and looked not ashamed but proud.
The world is declining, and morality is declining!
In this regard, Zhu Ping'an sighed, but Zhu Ping'an didn't have time to sigh, because the jade cup was about to be his turn.
When Luo Wenlong's maid toasted just now, the maid behind Zhu Ping'an was already ready to move.
Now Luo Wenlong's maid has finished toasting.
Then it's your turn.
Zhu Ping'an resisted the jade cup 10,000, firstly, because he disdained to be in the same stream with them, obviously everyone here was well-dressed court officials, but what he did was obscene, how different from beasts? !
Second, it's disgust, yes, it's disgust. Zhu Ping'an admits that he is not a person who is addicted to cleanliness, but for this so-called jade cup, he is still 10,000 grateful and insensitive. Although each person at the banquet has a jade cup, but who knows how many people have enjoyed these jade cups at the previous banquet, although it is not as "a pair of jade arms and a thousand pillows, and a little red lips and ten thousand people", but it is certainly not a one-time jade cup. In addition, Zhu Ping'an knew that Yan Shifan had invented the incense cup, but he knew that he had also invented the incense saliva bowl, and when he first came to the capital before, he had seen Yan Song use the incense saliva bowl. Who knows if today's fragrant cup will be yesterday's fragrant spittle?! Although he knew that Yan Shifan himself would definitely not mix, who could guarantee that Yan Shifan would not deliberately joke with himself.
Come on, when Zhu Ping'an thinks of Li Shu, he can't see the so-called jade cup and so on.
"This young and promising little adult, what are you thinking, you are so fascinated, you can teach the slave family to wait for a while......" The maid behind Zhu Ping'an covered her lips with her hands and muttered, and said with all kinds of disgust.
After speaking, the maid lifted the hem of her skirt and was about to throw herself into Zhu Ping'an's arms.
"Ahem, slow."
Seeing this, Zhu Ping'an hurriedly stretched out his hand to block it.
"My lord......" The maid blinked her big watery eyes, looking at Zhu Ping'an innocently and aggrieved.
"Hehe, Zihou, what's wrong? Do you also want to learn from your uncle's poems and warm wine? Yan Shifan squinted his eyes and looked at Zhu Ping'an with interest.
"It's not." Zhu Ping'an shook his head.
"Not? What are you standing in the way of that champion, it's your turn to drink, hurry up, manly man, what's the strength of twisting and pinching?! Hurry up, hurry up, don't spoil everyone's interest. ”
Luo Ziyu took the lead in making a decision.
"Hehehe, what's the matter, do you still say that Zhuang Yuanlang is a gentleman, clean and self-conscious, looking down on my jade cup drinking behavior, feeling dirty, wanting to get out of the mud without staining, ashamed to be with us?!"
When belittled Zhu Ping'an, how could Luo Wenlong be absent, and then Luo Ziyu's question put Zhu Ping'an on the opposite side of everyone.
As soon as Luo Wenlong's words came out, everyone turned their eyes to Zhu Ping'an, especially the official who had just drunk wine with a jade cup, and his eyes were even more fierce.
"Definitely?!"
Zhu Ping'an shook his head vigorously, he must deny it at this time.
"Hahaha, that's Zhuangyuanlang is shy and embarrassed...... I'm not an outsider, Zhuangyuanlang, you let go of your hands and feet, and play to your heart's content, young people, it's normal to be angry and uncontrollable. Besides, with the talent of the champion, composing a poem after drinking may still be a romantic story. The official beside Ouyang Zishi stretched his neck to look at Zhu Ping'an, laughed and said loudly.
"Hahaha, Zhuangyuanlang is thin-skinned and can't wipe his face, I'm sorry, hahaha......"
"Oh, there is an old saying, how do you say it, and you want to be that and want to set up a memorial arch, haha......"
When everyone heard this, they burst into laughter.
Romance?!
I think it's the world going down! When Zhu Ping'an heard this, he was full of slander.
"Hahaha, born as a man, you have to have fun drinking, come and come, sit on your lap......" Yan Shifan swept everyone around, laughed, and pulled the maid beside him to his lap with one hand, and got up and down.
The rest of the people did the same.
The maid beside Zhu Ping'an also giggled and sat on Zhu Ping'an's lap, as if she was soft and boneless, and wanted to stick it into Zhu Ping'an's arms.
Zhu Ping'an blocked it with his hand.
"My lord, don't hold back......"
The maid on Zhu Ping'an's lap said delicately, and rubbed into Zhu Ping'an's arms while talking.
"Hehe, Zihou, today is the most shrinking and cautious for you."
Yan Shifan held the maid in his arms up and down, squinted at Zhu Ping'an with one eye, and asked in a serious tone, "Zihou, if you tell me the truth, you just say that you want to play with women?!" ”
Yan Shifan's squinted one-eyed eyes stared at Zhu Ping'an, his eyes were sharp, as if he could see through Zhu Ping'an's heart.
An undercurrent surged in the feast.
"Yes." Facing Yan Shifan's inquiry, Zhu Ping'an raised his head and looked at Yan Shifan for a few seconds, and nodded slowly. In fact, Zhu Ping'an still has the words "but can't" behind him, but he didn't say it.
"Hahaha, Zihou is quite honest. Let's see, there is no man in this world who doesn't want to play with women, hahaha, unless he is not a man......" Yan Shifan listened to Zhu Ping'an's answer and laughed with satisfaction.
"Hahaha, what Lord Yan said is right, how can a man not want to play with a woman, unless he is not a man." The crowd laughed.
The atmosphere at the banquet was lively again.
"There is nothing in this world that does not mess with Liu Xia Hui, even Confucius said, 'Eating color is also, and people's great desires are preserved'. What kind of heavenly reason to destroy people's desires is nonsense, Zhu Xi and his concubines are not satisfied with a house, and they want Nani as a concubine and a daughter-in-law...... Those people who are self-denying and self-righteous in their mouths, who are not beasts in human skins secretly?! Words and deeds are consistent, play when you want, this is a real man. ”
Yan Shifan laughed and talked eloquently, with a feeling of pointing out the country.
Everyone echoed and said yes, laughing along.
"Lord Zhu, this is Lord Yan's insight, a manly man, play if you want, don't hold back, like a girl. Quick, drank the jade cup of wine. After laughing, Luo Ziyu and others urged Zhu Ping'an repeatedly.
The maid on Zhu Ping'an's lap is very good at seizing the opportunity, and after Luo Ziyu and others urged Zhu Ping'an, the slender jade hand picked up the wine jug, took a sip of the cherry mouth, and turned her head to toast Zhu Ping'an.
"Ahem, let's have a drink first, strengthen your courage."
Zhu Ping'an acted as if he was a brother, eager to try, but also a little shy, and his expression was in place.
Zhu Ping'an's expression reminded many people of what they looked like when they visited the Qinglou for the first time. At that time, they also drank a glass of wine to strengthen their courage before they walked into the Qinglou excitedly and apprehensively.
Understand, understand.
So everyone acquiesced to Zhu Ping'an's actions.
Zhu Ping'an took the wine glass in the maid's hand, poured a glass into his own wine glass, and then drank it all.
Everyone's eyes looked at Zhu Ping'an expectantly.
"Ahem, that, I need another drink." Zhu Ping'an burped.
"Wine is bold...... How cowardly do you have to be...... Drink, drink. ”
Luo Wenlong and the others laughed.
So, Zhu Ping'an poured another cup and took a sip again.
And then
No way
Gotta have another drink
In the midst of everyone's ridicule, Zhu Ping'an drank another glass.
After the third cup of courageous wine, Zhu Ping'an fell headlong under the table, muttering and muttering something like "no, no......", "drink, strong ......".
Completely drunk.
Everyone was stunned.
Zhang Juzheng opened his mouth wide, just now he was still thinking about how Zhu Ping'an would get through this hurdle, but he didn't expect it to be like this.