"Don't worry about it, do you dislike me at home? I'm eating your rice at home? Worry! Second brother, come, you choose the weapon first, you can beat the little sister, I will roll up and leave tonight, and go out of Soochow overnight, so as not to make trouble. "Sun Shangxiang's temperament is not very good with Sun Quan, I always feel that Sun Quan has been in Jiangdong for a long time, and he has become a mother, and he is not a man.

Sun Quan is not fooled, how strong his martial arts are, Sun Quan is clearer than the sea water of Eastern Wu, and Sun Shangxiang fights, purely self-seeking hardship, defeated, and then Sun Shangxiang complained to Wu Guotai, then the family has no peace, lost, lost face, Sun Quan secretly persuaded himself to calm down in his heart, "If you don't fight, you won't fight, let Sun Shangxiang go to the wall to uncover the tiles, and when I turn around and get married, the last laugh is still my Sun Quan Sun Zhongmou, haha." ”

"Is that true? Win against you, roll up and leave overnight? The younger brother is not talented, he has no strengths, and he wants to try it, I wonder if Miss Sun can give him a chance? Let's talk about it first, this young master's shot is not light or heavy, this is not domestic violence. Liu Chan does not have any aversion to Sun Shangxiang, a woman who competes to recruit relatives, women, conquer it, it will be good in the future, and she will teach her husband and children at home, after all, women choose men, most of them will choose one to worship, and now the most intuitive thing is to surrender by force.

Liu Chan wanted to make a move with Sun Shangxiang, Wu Guotai smiled even more happily, happy to see it, how did Wu Guotai think of Liu Chan and how satisfied; The corners of Sun Quan's mouth grinned, and he was already applauding Liu Chan in his mind, waiting to see Liu Chan make a fool of himself, being beaten by Sun Shangxiang and lying under him, and there would be another wave of ridicule.

"Just you? Hehe, don't cry your nose later, Miss Ben will let you see what it means to be powerful, come on, it's a man and I'll have a fight. "Sun Shangxiang is overjoyed, compared to the martial arts, looking at Liu Chan is like looking at a piece of big fat meat, usually the maids around him and Sun Shangxiang fight, most of them release water, or they are not strong, Sun Shangxiang has no desire, and others do not provoke Sun Shangxiang, Sun Shangxiang is very boring all day long, and now there is Liu Chan as a sandbag sparring partner, Sun Shangxiang is even exempt from eating banquets.

Sun Shangxiang took out a large number of weapons from under the table, put them directly to the banquet, and spread them out, there were maces, meteor hammers, and wind-chasing whips, Liu Chan took a rough look, there were at least a dozen kinds of weapons.

"Ah, Xiangxiang, are you attacking like this? Let's eat and drink, you hide so many weapons under the table, what are you thinking, you don't want to murder your husband, right? Liu Chan likes Diao Chan's kind of small jasper, and he also likes Zhen Ji's gentleness and loveliness, but Sun Shangxiang in front of him is heroic and cool, and there is another style, which makes Liu Chan have the pleasure of conquest.

"Don't talk nonsense, come out of the pavilion to accompany Miss Ben to play cheap, whoever kneels down first and admits defeat, whoever is the grandson, whoever wins, who is the aunt and grandmother." Sun Shangxiang is very arrogant, and finally ushered in the first person of the opposite sex who dared to show his sword, Sun Shangxiang desperately longed in his heart that Liu Chan could be as brave as Sun Ce, don't learn from Sun Quan, and admit it before he fights.

When he arrived at Sun Shangxiang's Fengyue Pavilion, Liu Chan smiled, looked at Sun Shangxiang and secretly sent Qiu Bo, and instructed Tai Shici beside him, "Ziyi, what are you still doing in a daze?" I don't have the eyesight to see it. ”

"Lord, this is a subordinate mad song halberd, please accept it with a smile." Tai Shi Ci took off the weapon behind him, smiled and handed it to Liu Chan, in Tai Shi Ci's eyes, Liu Chan was going to show his might, how could he have no weapons against the enemy.

Hitting a woman is not good!

But Tai Shi Ci forcibly made up his brain, treated Liu Chan and Sun Shangxiang as a small couple to play tricks, sprinkled dog food, and sent a wild song halberd as Liu Chan's dog leg, Tai Shi Ci.

"Bang!"

flew in and kicked Tai Shici out of a few steps horizontally, Liu Chan's face hated iron but not steel, "Ziyi, do you know why you are single?" You straight man, the rest of your life is worried. People are persuading and not persuading to fight, you might as well send weapons directly, what about your brains? This young master is asking you to bring the roses, salute first and then soldier, don't you understand? If you want to compete with a woman, you must first please the woman's heart. Alas, you don't understand it either. ”

Liu Chan took the initiative to pull the red rose in Tai Shici's hand, walked in front of Sun Shangxiang, and bent his knees slightly, "Xiangxiang, you are as beautiful as this rose, and your enthusiasm is like fire, no matter whether you lose or lose this game, this young master is willing to raise you for a lifetime, protect you from being arched by others, are you willing?" ”

Liu Chan almost said that Sun Shangxiang was a pig and raised her for a lifetime, but fortunately, in order to survive, he changed his words in time and sent the flowers out.

Where did Sun Shangxiang go through such a big battle, he originally wanted to stab Liu Chan to death with a sword, and cut off the troubles of difficult choices for his second brother Sun Quan, but Liu Chan suddenly sent flowers, and confessed with affection, Sun Shangxiang's heart fluttered like a deer, his face was red, and he didn't know where to put his hands.

For the first time, Sun Shangxiang regretted that he was holding a pair of long swords in his hand, not a handkerchief or a tissue, so that he could cover his face and avoid shame.

"This kid is arrogant and has a poisonous mouth, but he has a set of sisters, which is quite romantic. At least when I married my daughter-in-law, I couldn't say such a sensual thing. Sun Quan helped Wu Guotai and stood in the shade of the pavilion, sour into lemon essence.

"Zhongmou, you are just too timid, you have been cowardly since you were a child, let alone fighting and enterprising, and you are not as good as Liu Chan even to please women. Dongwu is a place with a big palm, and it makes sense to stay there, if it were your father or your brother, he would have already hit Luoyang and maybe go, he Cao Cao? Hum! We don't deserve to lift shoes, and we still want to be a father? Joke. Wu Guotai looked at Sun Quan dotingly, and some regretted protecting Sun Quan too much, resulting in Sun Quan being more than successful and lacking in charm, as Sun Shangxiang said, Sun Quan is not like a man.

Sun Quan didn't dare to talk back, otherwise it would be wrong to say more, Wu Guotai's mouth knife was sharper than Sun Shangxiang, but he was afraid that Sun Quan was the lord of Eastern Wu, so it was not good to scold Sun Quan and fall into Sun Quan's face.

Sun Shangxiang's ears were red, and she shyly took Liu Chan's roses, her heart was confused like a wild wave in the sea, she lowered her head, and her voice was like a mosquito, "Eh, thank you." So are we still fighting? ”

After speaking, Sun Shangxiang's head was lower, if he usually sang and danced, he could still give Liu Chan a fork, and if there was a school girl, he could also send Liu Chan some sachets or sachets, but in addition to waiting for a while, his subordinates showed mercy and cut Liu Chan's life, Sun Shangxiang really couldn't think of any other way to show goodwill.

"Hit! Hitting is love, scolding is love. If this young master doesn't hit you until you become a pig's head, how can I show Guotai and your brother that I love you enough? With the love of fists, I will definitely beat you until you kneel on the ground, your tail and beg for mercy, don't worry, I will definitely let you hold on to the wall and return, satisfied. Liu Chan looked at Sun Shangxiang's full figure, thinking that the wild song halberd slapped on Sun Shangxiang's tender meat, full of elasticity, it must be more exciting than whipping.