Chapter 123: Pretending to be forced to be struck by lightning
There is no encounter in the world for no reason, just like at this moment, I met you, you met me, the sweetness of your blood makes me addicted, come to me, delicate flowers......"
The man's magnetic voice echoed in the darkness, and Miao Miao looked confused, "What is he doing? Why did he suddenly chant poetry? What a rotten poem......
"Vampire zombies are the best at confusing people, beware. ”
Ling Yun sneered, "Do you know who the person opposite you is? ”
"Psychticism?"
Miao Miao tilted her head and thought for a moment, and suddenly exclaimed, "Isn't that hypnosis?"
The man on the other side looked at Miao Miao indifferently, "Do you think my conversation is not beautiful?"
Burst!
Miao Miao almost laughed, is it another second goods?
"What kind of poem are you calling? It's rotten at home! Yo yo, you're still not happy? Don't pretend if you don't have culture, pretend to be b and be struck by lightning, understand?"
"Honorable Miss, why don't you sing a song?"
"Who are you calling Miss? Miss, Miss, Miss, Miss!"
A crack appeared in the man's face, "Did I offend you?"
"Naturally, we only call Miss Lu Ding here, alas, I don't understand it when I tell you, you barbarian listen to me, look, this is poetry!"
Miao Miao peeked at the two beautiful men beside her, and her heart was proud, and they will fall in love with my talent later.
He cleared his throat and said, "Listen up, cough...... Woman, gorgeous gold diamonds, sparkling pearls, have won you the imagination of a queen. Do you know that all that is left around you is the poison of power, the incense of arrogance, the fragrance of sultry and murder.
Woman, when you salute riches, rejoice in fame and fortune, and raise your arms in the arms of power, do not ask the thrush that once sang, for it does not know where it flies, for its voice is dry and dull!"
The man's eyes widened, "Which sage's poem is this? This is not all the carriers of your continent. ”
Poof!
Miao Miao almost fell, gritted her teeth and said, "I wrote it!"
"Impossible, impossible!"
The man shook his head repeatedly, "You can't write a poem like this." ”
I'm x Ni Mei!
Miao Miao almost ran away, is she the one who has no culture?
Ling Xiao's chuckle came from his ears, with a joke, Miao Miao's face turned red all of a sudden, and he said, "What are you laughing at? I'm winning glory for our continent." ”
"Plagiarism?"
"You!"
"Miao Miao, how can you plagiarize?"
Ling Yun sent a voice over, "Have you learned badly with Demon Cultivators, how can I and others in the righteous path learn those side ways?"
"You're going to die, idiot. ”
"Ale, why are you scolding me?"
"Look at you. ”
"Alright, that's the end of the courtesy. ”
The man suddenly said: "This beautiful and noble young lady, don't you really plan to go with me? I can give you endless life, unlimited power, and endless wealth, you don't have to care if the thrush's voice is dull or not, if you like, I can keep every thrush's voice young forever." ”
"Thank you, I don't want to drink human blood all day and lie in a coffin. ”
Miao Miao pursed her lips, "Say, what do you want?
"The people around you are all Yuanying Monks, I think if you do it, I'm afraid it's not suitable here. ”
"Threatened?"
Ling Yun sneered, "This month, hundreds of people have disappeared in the city, you did it, right? ”
"Whew", countless figures appeared, kneeling down on one knee, "Wang." ”
Miao Miao squinted, although she didn't read books, she had seen a few movies about vampires, and she also had some understanding of the hierarchy within vampires, and these people called this man the king, which means that this person has been practicing for at least a thousand years.
"Prince-level vampires? ”
"Oh, you know the vampires? People here call us zombies, it's disgusting, how can that ugly and inferior creature compare to us? We are all of noble blood, descendants of God. ”
"Retarded!"
Ling Yun scolded: "Zombies are still descendants of the gods, and they are also descendants of gods!"
"But they are ugly, you can't deny it, can you? This young lady, where did you learn about us?"
"From the book. ”
Miao Miao dealt with it casually, and suddenly asked: "I heard that there is a creature called a werewolf that specializes in you, is this true? Is your ancestor called Klaus? Is he born of a werewolf and a vampire? Can you combine?"
What is this?
The man narrowed, "Klaus, where did you hear that name? We don't have anyone like this in our vampire family, but there was a great half-breed who ended a hundred years of war and gave birth to a werewolf, the most noble of the vampires. ”
He had a look of pride on his face, "I'm what you call a half-blood, miss, would you like to go back with me? I will make you happy forever and give birth to our child." ”
Ni Mei!
Are the corpses here all sperm in their brains? Everyone who sees them has to give birth to monkeys?
Wait, Yang Miaomiao, people are taking a fancy to your blood! It's the same as Jin Ling!
"Hey, you're saying this so beautifully, you want to suck my blood, right? Tsk, and you say it so nicely, don't you look at it, do you see the man next to me? I have two beautiful men, which one is not good? Why choose a dead man?"
"Miss, pay attention to your words, you have offended me. ”
"Miao Miao ......"
Ling Yun blushed, "It's not good for the girl's family to talk like this! By the way, don't choose me, I don't mean anything to you at all! But if you insist on forming a Taoist couple with me, I can let my master be the master, and if he agrees, I will agree." ”
"Stupid. ”
Ling Xiao spit out two words, looked at the vampire prince and then at Ling Yun, "Two." ”
Burst!
Miao Miao is happy, this guy is really cheap, but this time he scolded right, sure enough, the handsome guys in this world are not normal, and they scolded too right!
"I think I'm clear about my attitude, I'm not reluctant, next time I'll ask Miss, let's go." ”
"Aler, just gone, aren't you going to fight?"
"This is Xingnan County, they don't dare to do it, those people have not been embraced for a long time, and they don't have much strength. ”
Ling Xiao said lightly: "Let's go." ”
"I've made a mark on a little ghost, and I'm going to find someone. ”
Ling Yun's face was solemn, "It's no coincidence that he appeared here, Senior Brother, you should go back to the temporary residence of the Master with us, otherwise it will be too dangerous." ”
"Don't worry about you, I should have said it, I have already broken off with the Hidden Immortal Sect. ”
"Senior brother, why do you ......?"
"Tart God Whip, 99 times, I'm not dead, it's just that Heaven is merciful, do you think I should go back and bring humiliation on myself?"
"It turns out that your wound was whipped by the tart god!"
Miao Miao exclaimed, "Oh my God! 99 times! No wonder the scar has not been erased, oh my God, what did you do to your master?! He hates you so much?! Did you let him pick up soap?"
"It's none of your business. ”
"What do you mean?"
Ling Yun seemed very studious, "Why can't I understand what you're talking about?" Senior brother, if the master doesn't show mercy, you won't be able to last 99 lashes, you can go back with me, the master knows that he has misunderstood you......"
"Misunderstanding?"
Ling Xiao raised his head and laughed, laughing so unscrupulously, laughing so arrogantly, but Miao Miao felt a sadness from this laughter, a heartache of being betrayed by her loved ones.
What the hell has he been through? The scar on his chest flashed in front of her eyes, if he hadn't met him, his scar would have remained for a lifetime, right?
The tart whip is terrifying.
"What is the misunderstanding? Why did you misunderstand? He disrespected the master, and almost made me fall by stealing the master's treasures, but now he says it is a misunderstanding? ”
He looked at Ling Yun, "Think about Master, have you ever asked someone to wait for you to change your clothes? The Wengu Tangquan of the Hidden Immortal Sect is full of spiritual energy, which one of them can not soak and nourish the body? Have you ever seen him go?"
"This ......"
Ling Xiao snorted coldly, pulled Miao Miao, and said, "You go back and take a good look, you will know why I hate him so much, let's go!"
"Hey, listening to you say this, your master seems to have a big secret, what did he do to you?"
Flying out of the distance, Miao Miao couldn't hold back her gossip heart, and asked again and again, "He doesn't want to make up for you, right?" You have a pure yang physique, which is a big tonic for women...... Ale, wait, you, your master can't be ?!!?"
Miao Miao's eyes widened, looking incredulous!
Mai Daojun, the boss of the Hidden Immortal Sect, is actually a woman?
It can be analyzed from Ling Xiao's words, it is indeed very similar! He is her, a woman, and wants to make up for the cute apprentice, Ling Xiao resisted, was annoyed and angry, and found an excuse to die, tsk, this is because of love and hate! God, the baby's gossip heart can't be suppressed, let me dig out!
"You're smart sometimes. ”
Ling Xiao's words confirmed Miao Miao's guess, and Miao Miao's dog eyes suddenly brightened, "Does she want to make up for you?"
Ling Xiao's face became ugly, and Miao Miao continued: "By the way, before I leaned on you, you looked unhappy, and said that I was the only person who had seen your chest except for your mother, although your face was not very recognized by the general public, but you had outstanding qualifications, and you were still the leader of the Scattered Cultivation Alliance, just like that, you have been a chick for a hundred years, this is clearly a rhythm that has a shadow on women! Wow, how does your master want to make up for you?"
"You're talking too much......"
"Tell me, I don't tell others, I sympathize with you! Hey, I didn't think you were as pitiful as me, you see those corpses want to suck my blood, and your pure yang body is also the best furnace, tsk, we have the same fate to pity each other. ”
"Don't compare me to you, there's no comparison, you're too spicy. ”
"Hey, how do you talk? Can you still chat happily?!Rub! I, Yang Miaomiao, will always be better than you one day!"
"With your mouth?"
"Damn, you ......"