15. When you bring a three-foot sword to make immortal achievements
Except for Zhuge Liang, who can understand Liu Bei's inner filthiness like a roundworm, and can also beautify it with a lotus flower, others are rice buckets in Liu Bei's eyes.
"Uncle, Mr. went to Jiangxia before, let General Guan take his little nephew, lead the soldiers and horses, and come to help first, Mr. said that he would go to Jiangdong, and then he would arrive." Liu Qi thought that Liu Bei would ask, Guan Yu would definitely answer, but Guan Yu stood beside Liu Bei and closed his eyes arrogantly, like a very poor student, and began to fish and fall asleep again.
"Kong Ming will never fail me, he must go to Jiangdong to borrow troops from Sun Quan, it's just that it's useless to wait, let's go to Hanjin first, lest Cao Jun make a comeback." Liu Bei saw that Liu Qi was not very good, not as clever as Liu Cong, Liu Cong saw that Cao Cao was coming, so he simply offered the city, but Liu Qi did not take the initiative to let Liu Bei go to Jiangxia, or temporarily go to Xiakou to garrison, so Liu Bei had to choose to go to Hanjin first.
Hanjinkou is a bay with a wharf that can dock hundreds of people's boats.
After Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang burned Xinye, the original plan was to get a few big boats, escape from Hanjinkou, and flee to Jiangxia, but unfortunately too many people followed Liu Bei, pulling and pulling, missing the time, so that Zhuge Liang went to Jiangxia to borrow troops from Liu Qi in order to be foolproof.
When Liu Bei and his entourage rushed to Hanjinkou, Zhuge Liang was wearing a scarf and a Taoist uniform, and was standing at the bow of the boat.
Before, Zhuge Liang didn't see Liu Bei and the others, and hesitated to wait, did he leave the boat first? Zhuge Liang has his eldest brother Zhuge Jin paving the way in Jiangdong, and it is not a problem to eat together.
Fortunately, Liu Bei finally appeared, Zhuge Liang's eyes lit up, and he slapped wildly with a goose feather fan, "Lord, here, here, Liang has been waiting for a long time." Get on board! Lord, can there be Cao Jun behind? Cao Cao poured out of the nest this time, presumably menacing, and it was difficult to resist. ”
When the generals heard this, their faces were strange, and they were all happy in their hearts, "Haha, this military division Zhuge Kongming finally miscalculated, and there was a fart Cao Jun behind him, who was frightened away by Adou and Zhang Fei, a black charcoal manless man." ”
"Kong Ming, you've worked hard, have you borrowed soldiers and horses?" Everywhere Liu Bei went, he was the first to ask about this, and he liked to use borrowed words when he opened his mouth and closed his mouth, although he never returned it.
Hum! Why should you pay back the soldiers and horses borrowed by your ability?
Zhuge Liang couldn't laugh, "Lord, Liang arrived in Jiangdong, Sun Quan said that soldiers and horses should never be borrowed except for his own family, and if you want to borrow soldiers and horses, you have to marry and kiss the Sun family." Liang didn't dare to be the master of such a big event, so this time he failed to borrow soldiers and horses, and only borrowed twenty big ships and some grain and grass. Liang is incompetent, please punish the lord, and take off Liang's position as a military advisor. ”
Liu Bei currently has only one military division, and Zhuge Liang likes to use the position of military advisor to beat Liu Bei, so that Liu Bei does not dare to have a trace of resentment in front of Zhuge Liang.
"Hmph, this blue-eyed son Sun Quan is simply nonsense, Sun Quan has not yet grown up with a daughter, how can a woman marry her eldest brother, and how can a dragon and tiger be matched with a dog girl? This is clearly a joke about the military division, and I will go to take Jiangdong. "Guan Yu looks down on a family like Sun Quan the most, he can't fight, he is a good hand at playing scheming and tricks, and he can't be on the stage.
At the beginning, Sun Quan was high-spirited, and led 100,000 Jiangdong naval troops to fight against Cao's army, but was killed by Zhang Liao's less than 1,000 soldiers and horses, and withdrew to Jiangdong.
"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting Jiangdong Sun Quan's embarrassment of Liu Beijun and Liu Beijun's bad feelings, and get a reward: unlock all the host's imprisonment, and give the host's mouth a light to be able to say a future prophecy. ”
"Second uncle, it's a good thing to be close, my father has no daughter, and a son, I've grown up, and it is rumored that Sun Quan has a younger sister named Sun Shangxiang, who happens to marry me." Liu Chan looked at Liu Bei, Zhuge Liang and others with a sense of sorrow, just like seeing a puddle of mud that couldn't support the wall, so he simply responded to Sun Quan's family business for Liu Bei.
Mrs. Gan, who was holding Liu Chan, shook her hand, and almost threw Liu Chan again, but fortunately, the maid next to her was quick and took a hand, and Mrs. Gan hurriedly rounded the field for Liu Chan, "My son, are you talking in a dream?" Well, go to sleep, don't make your dad and Mr. chat, or you'll have to spank later. ”
Mrs. Gan wanted to wait until Liu Chan got married and had children, so that she could hold her grandson, but Liu Chan was too young, so she was in a hurry to marry a wife, and she looked a little lascivious, so Mrs. Gan hurriedly hugged Liu Chan tightly, and stayed away from Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang and others.
Liu Bei was reminded by Liu Chan, and his heart also began to covet Sun Quan's sister, and deliberately smirked, "This Ah Dou, that Sun Quan's sister is already six or seven years old, and when you are weak and married, maybe her children will crawl all over the ground and will play soy sauce." Adou, say some nonsense. Come, Kong Ming, being close is the next step, and if you have no choice but to do it, let's continue to talk about other ways. ”
Liu Bei was looking forward to Zhuge Liang spreading his hands, and then told Liu Bei that he had no choice but to wronged the lord to marry Sun Quan's sister-in-law and become the groom.
It's a pity that Zhuge Liang couldn't borrow Jiangdong soldiers and horses just now, and now Liu Bei asked again, Zhuge Liang didn't want to save face, I saw Zhuge Liang shaking the goose feather fan lightly, "Lord, Gongzi has the heart to beg for thieves, and the army is in Jiangxia, and the city wall of Xiakou is extremely steep, and there is money and food, Liang feels that the lord can be stationed in Xiakou, and Gongzi will be able to defend it for a long time, and slowly try to attack." ”
"What the military advisor said is wrong, it is a pity that there is no need for such a good Hanjin ferry, Cao Jun is all northerners, all cavalry, do not understand water warfare, and are not suitable for the climate, why not be aggressive? As long as there are 5,000 soldiers and horses, this young master can kill Cao thief to Xu Du. Liu Chan struggled a few times in Mrs. Gan's soft chest, and couldn't help but interject again, a wave of toughness.
"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting the evil feelings generated by Zhuge Liang's repeated questioning, and receiving a reward: a pinnacle first-class military general (attribute: water army). It is rumored that there is a general in the old department of Kong Beihai, who is seven feet seven inches long, has a beautiful beard, is good at shooting ape arms, and does not want to be a sea coward with Liu Biao's son Liu Pan. ”
Liu Chan was complacent, but he didn't notice that Liu Bei's face was getting darker and darker, and Zhuge Liang's expression was also very displeased, so he forcibly held back, not daring to say more to Liu Bei's only son.
Zhuge Liang was most annoyed when he was offering a plan, someone interrupted, so Zhuge Liang was gradually the only one left by Liu Bei's advisors.