With a snap, Liu Dashao looked at the old man with his head aggrieved, why did he still move his hands, and he didn't say anything about the cheat, what did he do!

"What are you doing, old man? Sick, right? ”

It's okay not to say it, as soon as he said this, Liu Zhi'an jumped up and slapped Liu Dashao on the head a few times: "Lao Tzu made you sick, Lao Tzu let you have a horseshoe, Lao Tzu asked you to push the grace order, and dare to ask Lao Tzu how he knows, now who in the north does not know that the push grace order has solved the crisis of the grassland soldiers, you are a good king, you are a good king, your mouth is very tight, it's not your uncle Lao Tzu is still in the dark, Lao Tzu smoked you to death a little king and eight calves, a thing that creates evil." ”

Liu Dashao hugged his head and scurried: "Old man, you are too much, don't blame me for not being filial piety, I can kill and not humiliate, I can endure it, I can endure it twice, I can endure it again after hitting it three times, you can't beat me all the time, I can really do it again!" ”

A shoe slapped directly on Liu Dashao's head, the smell was strong enough, and he didn't spit out anything after retching a few times, Liu Dashao looked at the old man angrily, this is really a bit too much, after glaring twice, he immediately ran up, Liu Zhian didn't know where to pull out a rattan and lined it up in his hand: "Old man, you don't pay attention to the rules." ”

Liu Zhian put on his shoes and waved the rattan in his hand: "Lao Tzu let you kill and not be humiliated, damn, it's against you, stand for Lao Tzu, don't give Lao Tzu a breath for anything, do you still have me in your eyes?" ”

"Is it a big deal? It's not that you don't know the horseshori, and I've forgotten about the Tui En Order for 800 years, who knew that such a thing would happen. ”

"Big fart? Lao Tzu makes your fart bigger! ”

"Oh roar, old man, you're really playing!"

The sound of Zheng Zheng's killing also stopped, and Qi Yun looked at Liu Zhi'an, who was holding a rattan whip in his hand, and Liu Dashao, who was holding his head and running around.

Liu Zhi'an looked hideous, turned his head to look at Qi Yun and shouted: "Yun girl, don't stop, Lao Tzu let this bastard know what it means to ambush on all sides today." ”

was frightened by the expression of the future father-in-law, Qi Yun and the six gods flicked the strings, and the sound of the killing piano rippled on the riverside again.

"Come on Daddy, come on Daddy!" Liu Xuan applauded and shouted happily.

Liu Mingli looked at the graceless father, shrunk his head, and hurriedly covered his sister's mouth: "Xuan'er, come on, big brother will be over." ”

Liu Xuan struggled to break free of the second brother's hand: "Hmph, the eldest brother said before that this is a game, and the name seems to be ..... Call...... Running in the sunset is our dying youth. Come on, Daddy! ”

Liu Mingli touched his smooth chin and fell into contemplation, with a puzzled face: "Lost youth? ”

As the saying goes, there is reincarnation in the way of heaven, it's not that the time has not come!

Wheering and panting, Liu Zhian looked at Liu Dashao fiercely: "Run.... Run.... Ah, run again! ”

"Liu Yi, Liu Si, the master is your future master, and the master is not finished with you." Liu Dashao roared angrily at the two willow leaf disciples who were driving him.

Liu Yi's face remained unchanged and glanced at Liu Dashao flatly: "Young master, let's talk about it later, you can live through today!" ”

The buttocks are thick, and Liu Zhian is not afraid of being broken, so he whipped a few lashes fiercely: "Little Wang Ba Calf, this time His Majesty the Emperor summoned you to the palace, you will be honest with Lao Tzu, if you anger the saint in such an unruly manner and bring disaster to the Liu family, Lao Tzu will definitely let you not see the sun next year." ”

"Why is it unruly, and besides, I didn't agree to go to the capital!"

Liu Zhian waved his hand: "Drive over." ”

Then Liu Dashao was ruthlessly thrown on the silk cloth, and Liu Zhian sat down again: "Bastard boy, this is your opportunity, grasp that maybe you can climb the temple without going through the scientific examination, you can't be confused, this time when you go to the capital, go to see your uncle first, let him teach you the etiquette in the palace, don't make taboos at that time." ”

Liu Dashao shook his head dissatisfiedly: "I'm not going!" ”

patted the rattan whip in his hand and smiled hideously: "If you don't go, you won't go, that's a holy decree, how many people want to receive it in their lifetime and have no chance to receive it, Lao Tzu donated 50,000 taels of silver and didn't have a chance to see this thing, Lao Tzu wanted to go to the palace to see and see, but God didn't give you a chance, Lao Tzu can tell you, this is a matter of glorious lintel, you smashed Lao Tzu and flayed you alive, just don't have your son." ”

Liu Dashao said earnestly: "Old man, my son has never been to the county government once, you let me enter the palace, didn't you push me into the fire pit?" If I provoke the emperor somewhere, he must not kill me. If you don't go, I won't go if you kill me! ”

"Didn't Lao Tzu say it? Let you go and visit your uncle first, he will help you! ”

"Well..... Don't go. ”

"You have to have a reason, hey, Lao Tzu wondered, this good thing is not found by others, you are good, push back. You said that if you seize the opportunity, as soon as Your Majesty Chrysostom opens, you may directly save the trouble of the imperial examination, no one in our Liu family has ever been valued by the emperor, and there is a seven-rank official who is donated, so you can't make your father happy? ”

"Yes, of course!"

Liu Zhian's face was happy: "Figured it out?" Is that good? If you have to force Lao Tzu to do it, aren't you cheap? ”

"Woo.... Don't go! ”

"You ..........." Liu Zhi'an trembled angrily: "I can't help you, this is a holy decree, dare to resist the decree and disobey it, it is a matter of being copied all over the house, Lao Tzu is too lazy to tell you, you wait for yourself." ”

"Then I'll go down to Yangzhou, go to Suzhou, go to Hangzhou, can't we hide if I can't afford to provoke us? I haven't received the decree, so I won't disobey it. ”

"Huh..... Lower Yangzhou? Going to Suzhou? Don't you dare! Lao Tzu told you that even if you die, Lao Tzu will transport you to the capital even if you are in a coffin. ”

Liu Mingzhi shrunk his neck: "Old man, it's not like this." You are in business, and you don't understand what it means to be in a hurry and not to buy and sell. ”

"Lao Tzu eats more salt than you drink."

"Hey, hey, old man, you can eat indiscriminately, you can't talk nonsense, I drink five bowls of water a day, how many spoonfuls of salt can you eat?"

"Aren't you raising the bar? That's a metaphor, I'm ....... Where the fuck are you eating? It's ticklish, isn't it? Liu Zhian waved the rattan whip in his hand with an unkind expression.

Liu Dashao lowered his head stupidly: "I'm also a metaphor, a metaphor, don't take it seriously, then there's no need to talk." ”

"Bastard, Lao Tzu is not forcing you, once the holy decree cannot be violated, and you have taken the order of the Golden Dragon Emperor, you can't hide, there is a chance that you must go in this palace!"

"can ....... No, when did I take the Golden Dragon Emperor Order, old man, don't talk nonsense, I don't know what the Golden Dragon Emperor Order is. ”

Liu Zhian rolled his eyes, is this IQ really his own cub? Clapping his palms, Liu Song and the baby walked down from the carriage with a mahogany tray.