Chapter 306 Su Zhuang stresses hygiene
"Do you really want to see it? You see there's a flying insect over there, and I'll catch it and show you. "It's too late, it's too fast, and Waling quickly grabbed the flying insect as soon as he reached out, and then returned to his original place.
Seeing Wa Ling's quick move, Su Zhuang and Zhao Hu and all the others were stunned, they had to believe that this Wa Ling's martial arts were really very high, and they seemed to be above them.
Just when everyone was startled, only Sha Yi's hoarse screams came out.
"Where is this, how can it stink so much, it tastes exactly like stinky tofu, I really can't stand it!" As soon as Sha Yi woke up, he smelled the smell of the quilt on his head, and screamed angrily.
"Oh my God, it really stinks, it's like a pig's nest, is this still a place where people live? It's a pig's nest! Sha Yi got up from the bed and saw pants, socks and clothes thrown everywhere on the floor, as well as the smell of smell, so he had to pinch his nose, but he couldn't find a place to put his feet.
"Sha Yi, are you awake?" Su Fan heard Sha Yi's scream, ran over and said happily.
"Su Fan, where is this, how can it be so stinky, it's like a pig's nest, I don't know how to clean it up, I really don't know how the people who sleep here sleep, they all smoke me to death." Sha Yi pinched his nose and kept complaining, forgetting that he was frightened and fainted just now.
"Sha Yi, I said you don't know what to do, you must know that you were like a dead pig just now, it was our three brothers who carried you in, and I also let you sleep in the bed, you woke up not only didn't appreciate it, but also scolded me for this is a pig's nest, you are really not a thing!" Su Zhuang heard Sha Yi's complaining words, and walked over and said angrily.
"Su Zhuang, it turns out that this is your room, no wonder I always smell a stinking smell on you. You see that you have made such a mess in the house, can you not smell on your body? I really convinced you, you must know that if you stink so much, you should stay away from my Ling'er, but don't smoke my Ling'er. Sha Yi looked at Su Zhuang and said angrily.
Hearing Sha Yi's words, Su Zhuang was really insightful, touched his scalp and said embarrassedly: "Does my body really stink?" Does Ling'er not like the smell of my body? ”
"Joke, what do you think of Walling? To know which woman doesn't like a clean man and who likes a dirty and sloppy man. You see that although your brother is dressed as a very prodigal son, he is very clean and neat, not like you, sloppy and sloppy like a beggar, and he doesn't shave his beard. Sha Yi looked at Su Zhuang and criticized unceremoniously.
Su Zhuang nervously pulled up the clothes on his body and sniffed them, and then said to Sha Yi very anxiously: "Sha Yi, am I really as bad as you say?" ”
"Yes, Su Zhuang, don't think I'm talking ugly, I'll tell you, I'm telling you the truth, you really should clean up your personal hygiene. You see that the clothes on your body are really dirty, and the ash on your neck and body, it is estimated that you can water two acres of wheat seedlings after washing. Alas, I can't stand you, it's so dirty! Sha Yi shook his head and said helplessly.
"Sha Yi, don't say it again, I'll hurry up and take a shower now, and come back to clean up the room." Su Zhuang thought of the way Valing frowned every time he saw him, and when he heard Sha Yi's kind words, he was no longer embarrassed to argue.
He was willing to change everything about himself for the sake of Valing, so he quickly ran to the pond outside, and jumped down with a plop.
Seeing Su Zhuang jumping into the pond in a panic, the subordinates of Su Mansion shouted nervously in fright, and shouted desperately: "Oh no, the second young master jumped into the river, hurry up and save people." ”
Mrs. Su and Su Zhenshan heard the cries for help from the people, and they also came out to watch, and when they saw Su Zhuang bathing back and forth in the river, they said angrily: "You people have a good brain, Su Zhuang is very good at water, how can he be asked to die with such a little water, you must know that if he wants to die, at least he should find another way, as for the stupid one to jump into the river." ”
Listening to Mrs. Su's lesson, the subordinates of the Su Mansion said embarrassedly: "That's right, madam, we are really in a hurry!" ”
"I don't blame you, it means that you care about the second young master very much." Su Zhenshan looked at all the subordinates and waved his hand and said.
"Oh, I stink too, I should go in and wash it." Sha Yi smelled the smell of his body very uncomfortable, and he didn't care about talking to others more, so he came to the pond where Su Zhuang jumped and jumped into it with a plop.
Seeing Sha Yi and Su Zhuang's strange behavior, the subordinates of Su Mansion were very curious and discussed: "What is the festival today, why do these two people jump into the water?" ”
"Don't worry about them, let's come and clean Su Zhuang's room with a few people, I really don't understand why you subordinates don't clean the room for him?" Su Fan was very curious and said to the people.
"The eldest young master, we are not to blame for this, you must know that we usually want to clean the second young master, but he just won't let us clean it. He said that he liked the feeling of being dirty, so that it seemed more vicissitudes and rough. The subordinates of the Su Mansion looked at Su Fan and said helplessly.
For Su Zhuang's way of life, they are very unaccustomed to it, and they have been talking about it behind their backs for a long time. Sometimes he even said that if Su Zhuang continues like this, it is estimated that after marrying his daughter-in-law, his daughter-in-law will not even let him go to bed, and I am afraid that he will be allowed to sleep underground.
"Alas, I really didn't expect that even if it was born to a mother, how could the difference be so big!" Su Fan said with emotion, he thought that Zhao Hu was usually a very clean and neat person, but when he came to Su Zhuang, he became sloppy to death.
"Sha Yi, have you woken up?" Seeing that everyone was talking about it, Valing walked up to Su Fan and asked.
"I woke up, I was taking a bath in the pond, he said that he was stinking by Su Zhuang and needed to go to the water to clean it." Su Fan pointed to Sha Yi in the pond and said to Valing.
"Oh my God, this Su Zhuang finally knows how to take a bath, I thought he would never take a bath in his life!" Valing looked at Su Zhuang soaking in the pond and scrubbing vigorously, and said with a smile.
"Ling'er, it really makes you laugh. I'm sorry, but I promise I'll be clean in the future, and I will never stink in front of you again. Thank you for being tolerant of me some time ago, it really made you suffer. Su Zhuang looked at Valing and said embarrassedly, and then stood in the water and rubbed desperately, eager to rub off a layer of skin on his body.
Su Fan took Valing's hand and said softly: "While Sha Yi and Su Zhuang are both bathing in the river, can I take you out for a spin?" I know a place that is very interesting. ”
"I don't want to go out." Valing didn't want to be alone with Su Fan, so he refused to him directly.
Hearing Valing's refusal, Su Fan took her hand and said sadly, "Ling'er, are you really so angry with me?" You know, I didn't mean to annoy you, but I still like you very much. ”
"Su Fan, don't talk nonsense here, you see your Mrs. Yue'er coming here." Valing looked at Bi Yue who was walking in the distance and said to Su Fan.
"Brother Fan, Brother Fan..."Bi Yueren arrived before he could come over, shouting loudly to Su Fan.
Seeing that Bi Yue was very happy, Su Fan couldn't bear to hurt her heart, so he hurriedly said, "Yue'er, you're here." ”
"Brother Fan, the weather is very good today, shall we go out and play together?" Bi Yue said very softly to Su Fan.
"Master, we're going to hang out together, and we haven't been out for a long time." Qiu Xiang and the others listened to Bi Yue's words and hurriedly begged.
"Since you all want to go out, I can't bring it with me. That's it, Sha Yi Su Zhuang, you hurry up, Brother Hu, let's go out to play together, there are so many people and it's lively. Su Fan felt that she didn't agree to take Valing alone, so she thought of going out together like this, and believed that Valing would definitely go out.
"Ling'er, let's go together, you must know that I haven't been out for a long time, and I really want to go out to have fun." Zhao Hu looked at Valing and said very softly.
Valing has always had a good impression of Zhao Hu, and now when she heard Zhao Hu say this to her, she couldn't bear to refuse, so she said, "Okay, Brother Hu." ”
"If you're going out, I'm going to go with you." Xiao Cui stood at the gate of Su Mansion, stopped Su Fan and their carriage and said.
"Lady Valling, you better stay at home, and don't go out and be scared. You must know that you have scared Sha Yi half to death just now, if you go out again and scare others to death, it is estimated that we will ask our Su Mansion to pay for people's lives. Su Zhuang looked at Xiao Cui and said angrily.
"Second Young Master, don't go too far, you must know that I am the rightful Mrs. Valing that you received from the Prime Minister's Mansion. Since you all go out with the eldest young master, why can't I, you must know that my identity is here, if I don't go, none of you are allowed to go! Xiao Cui looked at Su Zhuang and argued with him very toughly.
Su Zhuang is also a reasonable person, and now when he heard Xiao Cui say this, he was really helpless, so he had to hang his head and say, "Okay, if you want to go, you can go, but how do you go?" ”
"I'll go whatever you want!" Xiao Cui said to Su Zhuang very domineeringly.
"All their concubines ride in carriages, and a few of us men ride horses, what about you? Are you going to sit with them too? Su Zhuang looked at Xiao Cui and said, he knew that Xiao Cui was now playing a score, and he was a very particular person, and he definitely didn't want to squeeze together with the concubines.
"I am not happy to ask me to ride in the same carriage with them. They would have laughed and laughed with that Miss Valling along the way, and no one would care about me. Xiao Cui said very angrily, you must know that if she sees Valing's beautiful appearance, she will feel very uncomfortable in her heart, and she feels very sad to think that she has ruined her slightly beautiful appearance in order to replace her.