Miaoyu Shitai slapped her palm and said: "Yes, I once pulled her hand tightly and asked, why are your hands as wide as those of the ministers, but your waist is slender, and your goose egg face is not fat, why?" She said that since she was a child, she has helped the family do rough and heavy work, and she has a large amount of food, and there is nothing strange about her hands and feet growing thick! ”

Han Donglang pursed his mouth and said: "She's right, she is quite diligent in her work, whether it is heavy work, dirty work, or housework, she is rushing to do it." And his two brothers were busy learning martial arts and farming. When farming, Han Chenxing also went to work with her, a very sensible and well-behaved girl. The first time we met, she was digging in the field while his brother was planting seeds. ”

Master Miaoyu breathed a sigh of relief and said, "No wonder she can fight with the little monk for a few rounds." The amount of rice is not large, only half a bowl of rice, or I can eat, I have gained a lot of weight in recent years. I'm old and blessed. Look, you're not fat or thin yet, but you should also pay attention to dieting and losing weight, so as not to be too slender to withstand the impact of your weight. ”

Han Donglang was shocked when he heard this, he didn't expect the monk woman to speak so vulgarly, so he was so shocked that he stared at her at the foot of the wall without saying a word.

Master Miaoyu was too surprised and asked, "What's wrong with you?" Look at your flushed face, could it be that I'm wrong. The red dust and white waves are vast, it's nothing more than this. Monks and nuns also occasionally steal fish, why is there a nunnery near the temple? You are an ordinary man in the red dust, you don't need me to break it! ”

Han Donglang asked in surprise: "You live alone in this cave, do you have a lover and can't do it?" ”

Master Miaoyu said, "I don't, hiding in this cave is clear of ears and eyes, which is conducive to meditation and cultivation, as soon as possible, to bear the burden of family business, and to be the heavenly teacher of sentient beings." Don't think too much, I don't have the experience of male and female love, I heard people say that it is very comfortable, enough to enjoy, and every time I feel like a fairy. But I don't know how married life is done, if you don't want to be taboo, you can perform with me. ”

Han Donglang was shocked again, stared at her stunned and asked, "Are you really my aunt?" Will my aunt say something provocative to her nephew? ”

Master Miaoyu was too close to him and said gently, "It is precisely because you are my nephew that I have no scruples in speaking. I was no less beautiful than Suigetsu-an! Now it can be said that the charm is still there, you can practice me with me as an outsider! A good night is worth a thousand gold, it is a common saying between your husband and wife, hurry up and undress and teach me, work hard, and reward you for eating meat at noon, no need to eat fasting, okay? Auntie beg. I often hear those monks who steal fish and water mention the pleasure of fish and water, I listen to salivation, suffering from not being able to find the right person, try the taste of immortal death, now there is a nephew, you might as well teach my aunt to experience it once. ”

Han Donglang said solemnly: "I suspect that you are not my aunt to make such a lowly request." My body is not close to me except for Han Chenxing and his wife and concubine. Now that Han Chenxing's whereabouts are unknown, you still have the heart to ask me to do something with you, and I am ashamed of your Dharma name, Master Miaoyu. ”

Master Miaoyu glared at him angrily and said, "The common feelings of men and women lovers, what is there to blush and heartbeat." To be honest, I'm not your aunt, and I'm going to foul make such a lowly request when I take a fancy to you. You don't agree with a word, otherwise you don't want to see your cold morning star. ”

Han Donglang stared at her with wide eyes and asked, "It turns out that you hid Han Chenxing, right?" ”

Master Miaoyu was too cunning and said mysteriously, "Yes so what? Isn't it? If you don't want to be the enlightenment teacher of my husband and wife life, don't want to step out of this cave and give you time to think about half a stick of incense, otherwise, don't blame my aunt for turning her face and not recognizing people. ”

In order to be anxious to see the cold moon and cold star, Han Donglang whispered: "Okay, I'll teach you how to do it, don't come to the real thing." ”

Master Miaoyu hurriedly loosened her belt and sat down in the quilt, Han Donglang saw that she took off her coat, leaving only a red belly pocket, her smooth skin was tender and tender, not like a woman in her fifties at all, but like a young woman, the two peaks on her chest kept trembling, provocatively showing herself the infinite figure of spring. I couldn't help but wonder how old her real age was, and her body didn't look like a woman in her fifties at all, but like a young woman in her twenties. Is there any secret recipe for breast enlargement? Not inferior to the cold morning star. But her face was no longer young, and the crow's feet at the corners of her eyes were obvious.

Seeing that he was in deep thought, Master Miaoyu said softly, "Why are you still standing stupidly?" Come up quickly, I'm going to lean into your arms and talk to you about it. ”

Han Donglang whispered, "I won't make love to you." Even fools can do things between men and women, and they don't need to be taught by others to have children, and when they reach a certain age, they will naturally know it, such a simple matter of husband and wife, why do you want me to practice? ”

Master Miaoyu said coquettishly: "No, I want you to teach me by doing, unless you don't want to see Shuiyue Nunnery." My patience is limited, if you provoke me, I will strip off your clothes, cut off your inherited organs, and let your wife and concubine and Suigetsu Nunnery want to live a married life. ”

Han Donglang heard it with his hair standing on end, and asked in a low voice: "Do you know the organs that are passed down from generation to generation, how many times have you experienced it!" also said that he had never experienced the love of men and women, and he pretended to be quite similar. Who believes? You let the cold morning star come out first, and then teach you how to live a good life in the world of two. "Tianhe

Master Miaoyu put on her clothes, took Han Donglang's hand and put it on her chest and said: "It's okay if you don't come, rub it and try it, I've been a monk for decades, do you feel it, those old monks all said to knead your chest first, you let me experience it?" ”

Han Donglang's hand pressed on her elastic part, slowly kneading it from bottom to top, feeling that her body was not moving, seeing that she was a little cold, he hurriedly stuffed her into the quilt, took off his coat, hugged her skin and warmth, touched it for a long time, she didn't feel it, and her own was about to be touched, uneasy, I wanted to take a step beyond the thunder pool. But she didn't react, and quickly let go of her and asked, "Don't you feel anything?" Have you really not experienced the affairs of men and women? ”

Master Miaoyu pushed him away and said: "I don't feel anything, maybe the master is right, a kind of martial arts I am practicing will lose its feminine characteristics, and I can't feel the pleasure of male and female love, you touch my sensitive parts, just like covering my hands, I don't feel anything, I really practice at home." I'm a monk, and I should be glad about it, not depressed, what do you say? ”

"Yes! If you want to succeed in cultivation, you must abandon all the distractions in the red dust, devote yourself to cultivation, and contribute your modest efforts to the development of Buddhism in the future. ”

"Yes, since I don't feel like a woman anymore, why force it? I also want to teach this kind of martial arts to Shuiyue'an, so that she can forget the troubles and sorrows in the red dust, and quietly cultivate here to become an immortal. Don't be moved by love, don't give up your pursuit for men, and dedicate your life's energy to the Temple of Mercy and Grace and the nunnery. ”

Han Donglang cautiously whispered: "You can return Han Chenxing to me, don't teach her any martial arts, she is my woman, the child's mother, I will protect her, don't worry about it." ”

Miaoyu Shitai shook his head and said: "To tell you honestly, I don't know who rescued Shuiyue Nunnery, I went out with you to stay at the mouth of the cave for so long, and asked you to come in to see her, but you refused, now anxious to take a fart?" If you don't go out again, my mood will change and I will lock you in the cave again. ”

Han Donglang said angrily: "It's closed, it's closed, anyway, Han Chenxing is gone, what's the point of me living?" Wouldn't it be nice to die in this cave and save your family trouble. ”

Master Miaoyu said too nervously: "I only have one nephew of yours, and I can't die." I'll help you go to find Suigetsu-an, you come with me! ”

Han Donglang bowed and asked herself, is she her own aunt? Look at her face was so anxious just now, could it be that she was really a cold Xiangzi.

Miaoyu Shitai looked up at the top of the cave and said, "Shuiyue'an may have thrown it with a rope, but luckily caught the branch, so she tried to pull the rope and climb up, and escaped from the cave smoothly." That's all we can do, and there are a few ropes at the entrance of the first cave, and you go and get them, and I'll get stones to put on the stools, so that the distance to the top of the cave can be shortened, and it will be easy to throw the ropes up and hold the branches. ”

Han Donglang hung his head and said: "Han Chenxing doesn't have such good luck, you can throw the rope up and hold the branches, I always feel that there are still caves in the cave, don't hide it from me anymore, hurry up and open the secret door!" ”

Master Miaoyu pouted and said, "You can't believe me, you go and knock on the cave walls yourself, if there is any strange sound, you can tell by yourself." If I can find another cave, I will not only be rewarded, but I will also return it to you unconditionally. ”

Han Donglang asked solemnly: "Is this true?" ”

Master Miaoyu said with a tense face: "No jokes, you knock on the wall slowly, and I will stand aside and wait." ”

Han Donglang glanced at the wall, and stayed at a place where there was no green turf and the wall was a little brighter, refusing to look away.

Master Miaoyu was too surprised to ask, "Did you find it?" Look at the stone in front of you that is not more than a meter wide in a daze, do you see anything strange? ”

Han Donglang nodded close to the wall, clenched his fist and banged on the wall, and said loudly, "Do you go and get a hammer to smash it open, or do you push open this stone door yourself?" There is a cave in it, do you dare to bet with me? ”

Master Miaoyu looked at the wall carefully, and felt that it was whiter and smoother than other walls, and there was no particularly dark black appearance, so she was very curious, stared at Han Donglang and said, "I have lived in this cave for nearly ten years, why haven't I found anything suspicious?" It seems that my nephew is a smart and attentive man, no wonder Suigetsu-an is obsessed with you. ”