109. Divine artillery
"Did you hear that? Liu Chan, you still say that you didn't collaborate with the enemy? Even Cao Cao's daughter is by your side, are you a door-to-door son-in-law? This is the governor of the capital, either hand over Cao Cao's daughter Daxiao Qiao, or accept the sanction trial of my Dongwu. "Liu Yuanjun, your bear child Liu Chan has already admitted it, what else do you have to say?"
Liu Bei just cried, he couldn't control it, the origin of this new daughter-in-law was too big, she was actually Cao Cao's daughter, Liu Bei and Cao Cao fought all their lives, and even gave birth to a son named Adou, but Liu Chan directly adopted Cao Cao's daughter and dug up Cao Cao's old roots.
Liu Chan smiled, this Zhou Yu has a little white face, and he will not leave his daughter, if Zhou Yu and Zhang Liao are mixed together, then they will have no room in the world, and they will open a long-term VIP to the hook column.
"Collaboration with the enemy? You slander my husband for collaborating with the enemy? Shameless, Miss Ben can't bear it anymore, look what is this? You are collaborating with the enemy, this is the surrender letter you wrote to my father, do you want me to read it? Cao Jie suddenly took out a stack of papers from his arms, tore open one and held it in his hand, and read it in his mouth, "Prime Minister Cao, hello, you are guilty, this is a confession, I implore the prime minister to see that I met at the beginning, and I rubbed the green plum and cooked wine hot pot in Luoyang, spare it once......"
As soon as Cao Jie thought about it, Liu Bei's face turned green.
How could the confession fall into Cao Jie's hands? It's a shame. After winning the battle and being pinched, Liu Bei regretted it so much that his intestines were green.
"Haha, Liu Bei, still say that there is no collaborator? Cao Cao's daughter and your confession, there are all the evidence, all the evidence, and all the stolen goods, you call yourself the imperial uncle in vain, you have no discipline at all, while taking refuge in Cao Cao, and at the same time fooling my lord to form an alliance, so shameless. "Zhou Yu is young, but he is more arrogant than Guan Yu, the general brought out by Zhou Yu on the expedition is already the all-star lineup of Soochow, Zhou Yu's self-confidence is absolutely bursting, "Liu Chan, the father and son repay the debt, the husband and the wife pay the debt, don't think about it today, obediently hand over your woman, and seize Cao Cao's money and grain, for the sake of the good mood of the governor of the capital, maybe I can spare your life." ”
"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting Cao Jie's confession, Liu Bei was stabbed in the back by Cao Jie's daughter-in-law, and the evil feeling caused by shouting bitterness in his heart was rewarded: the crushing of IQ (one-time, short-lived, limited to the main general). Zhou Yu forced each other step by step, Cao Jie made trouble again, and he saw that he had to reverse, otherwise, the division would be nameless, even if Zhou Yu was defeated, the host would not be able to wash it away if he jumped into the Yellow River. In order to help the host reverse, Zhou Yu's IQ was crushed, and the host was asked to reverse as soon as possible. Cao Cao and Sun Quan have to be reasonable, and they have to be thick-skinned if they are unreasonable. ”
"Xiao Jiejie, don't read it, you took it backwards, this is my father's, what are you shouting about, my father is still the emperor's uncle, give some face." Liu Chan is not surprised by Liu Bei's confession, the war is imminent, people who are a little crooked will send a letter to Cao Cao to send warmth, it can't be true, Liu Chan doesn't have to think about it, the surrender letter from Dongwu to Cao Cao must be more explicit, "Xiao Jiejie, a big stack in your hand, you don't have the old bottom of Sun Quan and Zhou Yu?" You have to read it when you see it, don't learn from your father, only hack your own people. ”
"The husband is wise. Except for this letter from the emperor's uncle, the rest are all written by Dongwu people, and the things written are not shitty, such as the one in my hand, which was written by a person named Zhang Zhao. Cao Jie picked up a letter on gold and platinum paper, and after unraveling it, he read it again, "Ah, Prime Minister, you are heaven, earth, and my mother's will, you are glorious, I am willing to throw myself under your pomegranate skirt, groom for you, ride a horse for you, groan wet for you, hope that the prime minister will reply to the letter, and love your little Zhaozhao." ”
Vomit! Vomit! Vomit!
Cao Jie endured to read it, and the people present heard that it was actually written by Zhang Zhao, the chief strategist under Sun Quan's seat, a letter of surrender full of love, which made Pang Tong and Sun Gan feel disgusted again and again.
Explicit, straightforward.
"Alright, don't read it. Xiao Jiejie, you hurt the enemy a thousand, and you hurt yourself by 800, by what you said, the young master's appetite is gone, and I want to vomit, I almost suspect that I was pregnant by you. Liu Chan snatched Cao Jie's running account, threw it away, and sprinkled it all into the sea, like Zhou Yu, an incapable little white face cried his nose, and came to the door to reason, a real man can do it if he wants, go straight in with a single shot, and he can be tough next time if he loses, "Zhou Gongjin, don't talk about it, if you want to fight, pull it out and slip away, if you don't fight, go back early, don't eat here tonight, don't think about coming to the young master, don't raise a little white face." Cao Cao was burned just now, you didn't wait there, waiting to eat popcorn, and now you are running to my house, what is the name of a flower child, hum! The landlord's family has no surplus food. ”
"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting the host's lead to battle, causing Liu Bei and Zhou Yu to not go down the steps, the two of them were red-eyed and got a reward: a divine artillery (a naval artifact, three rounds of artillery fire, only used by generals with gunner attributes of the naval army). Artillery is a magic weapon in water warfare, and to put it bluntly, it is actually an advanced version of the catapult, where stones are replaced with fireballs. At present, most of the naval forces rely on firing arrows and water power, and there are few artillery. A modified cannon will be given to the host, and the host will be asked to recruit a gunner general. In order to show the effect, the host's first shot will hit unconditionally, please use the host with caution, the years of artillery fire, one more empty cannon, is mercy to others, harm to yourself. ”
"Liu Yuanjun, this is what Liu Chan said, don't regret it then, blame the Metropolitan Governor for turning his face and not recognizing people. Hum! People from the countryside, this governor will let you taste the power of the Eastern Wu Naval Army. "The naval army led by Zhou Yu was originally going to burn Cao Jun and then give Cao Cao a head-on attack, but he didn't expect it to be used here by Liu Beijun in the end, "The generals listened to the order, and the whole army attacked and attacked!" ”
In Soochow, Zhou Yu's navy was never afraid.
At the sound of an order, all the generals of Sun Quan's camp appeared together and began to divide their troops. Water warfare is different from foot warfare, not looking at the number of people, but looking at who has good water skills, accurate archery, and more ships.
"Adou... You're in trouble, what should you do? Zhou Yu's navy is famous far and wide, and there are so many generals on the other side, you are dead as your father and me. It's bad, it's bad, my father said it, women are like clothes, on a hot day, let you wear a few less, you won't, so it's okay, people are coming to the door. Liu Bei looked at the generals beside Zhou Yu, like dumplings in the Spring Festival, one by one, he was sad to death, his eyes were flowing like a waterfall, "Zhuge Junshi, you quickly put away the goose feather fan, how to clean up this noodle?" Adou, he's still young, just a bear child, our army can't really serve it to Zhou Yu, otherwise it won't be able to mix in the future. ”