Sober

When Xiaohong came in, she was almost laughed to death by Xue Congjia and Chu Tao, only to see Xue Congjia's face full of black lines, holding a book borrowed from Xue Zicheng, and frowning and reading the unsightly content of the book.

Xiaohong listened to the general meaning of Pan Chengzhuo, who changed the tanuki for the princess, was adopted by the peasant family, and when she grew up, she became more and more beautiful not only by the young men in the village, but also by many village bullies. Xue Congjia was reciting the section where the real princess was bullied.

"Uh...... This one...... The fierce man stared at the big eyes like copper bells, and said to Pan Chengzhuo, you are quick to follow...... Leave me alone! I'll treat you well......" Xue Congjia really doesn't want to miss it, what is this thing written about?

Why doesn't Jiang Chutao and her mother care, do you know that her daughter reads these books every day?

"Don't stop, Xiaohong, it's exciting." Chu Tao muttered, turned over happily, smashed his mouth, and lay on his side beside Xue Congjia.

Xue Congjia saw that she was about to roll down, so he pushed it directly and pushed Chu Tao back.

"Uh...... This, Pan Chengzhuo did not follow, and the big man divided five by two...... This one...... Well...... Tear off your clothes...... Well...... Forehead...... Only...... Leg...... Dahan's eyes lit up...... "Xue Congjia stared at these filthy sentences, and he didn't read them out for a long time.

Pan Chengzhuo covered his ...... Forehead...... Swore to die, and took out a bright knife...... Killing pigs in general...... All the clothes were scattered on the ground...... Pan Chengzhuo's heart is ...... Forehead...... That ......"

"Xiaohong, are you still shy...... Boring...... If you don't read it, I'll deduct half of your wages, and I'll take it myself to buy sugar gourds to eat......" Chu Tao seemed to be whispering.

Xue Congjia wondered, why is this girl too lazy to sleep with a pillow on weekdays, but today she refuses to sleep until now.

I can't read this book anyway, so read it to whoever you love!

Xiaohong snickered on the side for a long time, and saw that the tips of Xue Congjia's ears were red, so she walked over slowly and whispered, "Your Royal Highness Lao Shizi, let me come." ”

Xue Congjia "coughed" twice and said, "You young lady...... Do you usually watch this? ”

Xiaohong covered up and said: "Oh, how can it be, our young lady reads some very serious books on weekdays, and only when she is bored will she turn through the book to relieve her boredom." ”

Xiaohong took the notebook from Xue Congjia's hand, quietly stuffed it under Chu Tao's pillow, and gave an eviction order: "Your Royal Highness, it's not too early, please go back, thank you for your help today." ”

Chu Tao turned over again, and seeing that he was about to roll off the edge of the bed, Xue Congjia quickly stepped forward again, and pressed his knee against Chu Tao, who was about to slip off.

Xiaohong wanted to cover her face very much, why did her young lady sleep so badly, Mrs. should have used the old lady's method a long time ago to fix the child with a cowhide strap since she was a child, so that she could develop a good sleeping posture.

"Okay, I'm going now." Xue Congjia hadn't left yet, and his pants were pulled by Chu Tao again.

"Xiaohong, Xiaohong, don't go, are you going to get married......"

Chu Tao should have fallen asleep, but she was dreaming, and she dreamed that Xiaohong had become a relative, and she was about to get on the sedan chair.

"......" Xue Congjia said: "Is she like this when she drinks too much on weekdays?" ”

Xiaohong shook her hand and said, "No, no, Miss went to sleep obediently after drinking, never like this." Today she was stimulated. ”

Xue Congjia tugged at his pants and said, "Let's wake her up and pour sobering soup." I'll go first. ”

Chu Tao was still whispering, "Don't go, Xue Congjia...... I won't threaten you in the future, and I won't do anything you don't like......"

Xue Congjiadu had already walked to the door, and when he heard this, he looked back, suspecting that Chu Tao had woken up, but he stopped to take a closer look, and saw Chu Tao turn over and continue to sleep, he stopped and stayed for a long time, and finally walked away.

Chu Tao drank wine, ate a lot of greasy meat, and caught a cold at night, and his stomach was very uncomfortable. What's even worse is that when I slept in a daze, I was caught by Xiaohong and poured a bowl of sobering soup, Chu Tao meditated in her heart, Xiaohong must be the person sent by my mother to torture me, I am so miserable, she still treats me like this.

A bowl of sobering soup was poured down, and the first peach vomited so bitter that he was about to vomit out, and finally felt a little more comfortable, which tossed for most of the night, and there was no sleepiness at all. Chu Tao remembered the picture of Xianglan girl and Xue Congjia "eyebrows" on the flower boat, lying on the bed and having nothing to love, she felt that she was about to ascend to heaven.

Chu Tao came to see the two huge dark circles under his eyes, and personally took lead powder and applied several layers to himself, but unfortunately the dark circles under his eyes were not covered, and his pale face was a little dark and blue, which was a little weird.

When Xiaohong came in with breakfast, she saw Chu Tao picking through a pile of bottles and cans, and muttered: "Alas? Why is there no positive red? What about this? Let's make do with this. ”

Chu Tao picked up the jar of rouge, picked a pale pink, first dipped it in the eye socket, then pressed it with his fingers, swept the corners of the eyes, and a pitiful "peach blossom eye makeup" turned in.

This ...... "Peach Blossom Eye Makeup" was only created by Chu Tao, and she thought she was very good-looking, and felt that she looked particularly aggrieved, as if she had just cried, which could be pitiful, and that Xianglan girl painted it like this.

But in the eyes of Xiaohong and an outsider, Chu Tao seemed to have been punched in both eyes.

Chu Tao nodded with self-satisfaction, and then began to draw the eyebrows with the snail Dai, one stroke, two, three times, not thick enough, a few more times, yesterday I saw that the eyebrows of the pandan girl were not deliberately cultivated into the popular willow leaf eyebrows, but along the growth traces of the eyebrows, it looked particularly vibrant.

However, Hatsumomo may have misunderstood what it means to draw a little, and she turned her eyebrows into two charred sticks.

"It seems to be a little thick, I'll wipe off a little." Chu Tao picked up the handkerchief and wiped it on his eyebrows as he spoke, his eyebrows were light, but Yin Tang was black.

The next thing is the mouth, Chu Tao picked a red and glamorous rouge, wiped it on his mouth with a little finger, and quickly drew a bloody mouth for himself.

"Miss, I'll wash your face." Xiaohong can only use this way to silently protest her disdain for makeup. Xiaohong thought, alas, how does Miss look long, obviously looking for a face that is captivating to the country and the city, but she doesn't know how to put on makeup at all, and she has problems with aesthetics.

Blind with this face, no matter how good it is to yourself, you must not dress up carefully every day.

"Huh? What do you mean by this, are you dissatisfied with my peach blossom makeup? Chu Tao smiled at the bronze mirror, she thought it was quite good-looking.

Xiaohong took the towel and went up directly to wipe it, and changed the topic: "Miss, Miss, do you know what you did when you got drunk last night?" ”

Chu Tao threw the towel stained with fat powder into the basin and asked, "Did I bite Xue Zicheng?" ”

"Hmm...... If that's the case, maybe it's better. Xiaohong told Chu Tao how to make things difficult for the little eunuch to pull Xue Congjia to read the script.

"Click", the snail Dai in Chu Tao's hand fell to the ground......

When she came to her senses, she went under her pillow and pulled out the crumpled book.

Just turn a few pages, what kind of legs, breasts, persecution, forced to sell yourself, this and this, this is the princess of the dead country? This is Sister Bustard, right?

That's it, she asked Xue Congjia to read it to her?

"He, he, he, he...... Read? Hatsu Momo's tongue knotted.

Red nodded.

"No, no, I'm not alive anymore, let me die headbutt. Before I die, I must pull Xue Zicheng, a rabbit cub, what kind of book do you recommend to me, I'm angry, I'm angry! I've lost all my old face! Hatsu Peach was so angry that she jumped on the ground.

"It's okay miss, anyway, you won't have any contact with Xue Congjia in the future, you said that you would be a pig if you went to him again." Xiaohong said.

Chu Tao said: "It's because I won't go to him in the future, so I want to leave a good impression!" I'm here! What an impression I have left here! When he thinks of me in the future, he thinks that I forced him to read the Yellow Book, how can I feel embarrassed......"

"Miss, anyway, you don't have a good impression in his heart, think about it, you must be the most impressive among the many girls he rejected, how special you are, he can't forget your ...... even when he is seventy or eighty years old" Xiaohong thought clearly, comforting Chu Tao like this.

Chu Tao covered his face: "But I really don't want to be remembered by him because of my thick skin and dirty head......"

"Okay, okay Miss, choose a concubine for the four kings today, Concubine Degui is also here, don't be late. Hurry up and pack up. Xiaohong said.

Chu Tao sat at the table, chewing the food in her mouth repeatedly, and even her favorite meat bun was chewed like wax, which was boring.

What concubine to choose, she didn't want to go at all. Thinking about it, her life has become boring to watch her brother marry a daughter-in-law, watch her sister get married, deal with endless poetry meetings, and watch the princes choose concubines.

Endlessly, are there only two things left in life: getting married and marrying a wife? Hatsumomo remembers the days of studying on the island, although it was calm but there were not so many rules. I also miss the days in Xinyang, although it is sinister but I can be with my friends.

Chu Tao sat at the banquet on Penglai Island with this mood, looking at the sesame crisp in front of him, which was as small and delicate as a chess piece, and had no appetite at all.

Xue Zicheng is probably no better than him, the dark circles under the eyes of the two are heavier than the other, and they both tacitly understand each other, not mentioning drunkenness.

"I said, which girl did the concubine have a crush on? You can also pick and choose, don't be picked by the fourth master, don't regret it when the time comes. Chu Tao whispered beside Xue Zicheng.

Xue Zicheng touched the back of his head and said, "Do you need to worry about it?" The fourth brother hasn't married a wife yet, so I'm in a hurry. ”

Chu Tao said: "No matter if you like round and square, I only advise you, don't look for blind hypocrisy." I feel sad when it rains, I feel sorry when the flowers fall, I feel sad when autumn comes, I sigh when spring is gone, I am sensitive and fragile all day long, crying and crying, and I can't wait for people all over the world to revolve around her. Don't marry this kind of girl. ”

"I agree with that. I don't like that either. Although the girl's family is prone to sentimentality, once it is too much, I am also annoyed, and I have to coax all day long, I can't stand it. Xue Zicheng nodded.

Who knew that Concubine De fell in love with such a sentimental and sad girl - Wang Wan of the Duke of Qi.