13. Be stupid
"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting Zhen Ji's deep doubts about Zhang He's IQ and the bad feelings he generated, and receiving a reward: a thousand gold squares. It is rumored that some people who take this prescription have been cured of a cold, and some have given birth to a beautiful and lovely daughter. ”
Cao Jun is like Liu Chan's rivers, retreating very quickly, and after a while, Zhang He sent Zhen Mi to Liu Chan, "Lord, fortunately, I am not dishonored, and the last general will bring Miss Zhen back." ”
Liu Chan looked up and saw that Zhen Mi, who was sitting on a war horse, looked very well-proportioned in appearance, it was that face, so black that he had to fight with Zhang Fei, and he was so angry that he pinched Mrs. Mi's clothes with his hand, and pulled desperately without a trace, "Zhang He, if you don't insult your life, you are insulting the eyes of the young master?" Do you say that this black charcoal-like woman is Zhen Mi, who is as beautiful as a fairy and is known as Luoshen? Why don't you say that my third uncle is the most handsome man in the world? ”
Zhang He couldn't argue, he couldn't come forward to check Liu Chan's body and handle Zhen Mi, right? After all, it is more difficult to prove that Zhen Mi is Zhen Mi than to prove that you were born by your mother, only Zhen Mi comes by himself, or Liu Chan believes that it is. Replaced by Zhang He, Zhang He will not admit that this woman with a muddy face is Zhen Mi who is glamorous, and the maidservants in the house are estimated to be more beautiful and cute than the current Zhen Mi.
"Hehe, Adou, it's not in vain that my brother gave birth to you, you finally said a human word, third uncle, I am really the most handsome man in the world, and then the eldest brother and the second brother are second together, you kid is right." Zhang Fei and Guan Yu had finished cleaning the battlefield, holding hands, walking in unison, scattering dog food all over the ground, showing good affection.
Liu Chan didn't pay attention to this messy Zhang Fei, staring at the woman Zhang He got back, he was really a little embarrassed, and kept persuading himself in his heart, "Zhen Ji, who I made an appointment, has to accept it while kneeling, and it is also a good thing to be a wife and concubine, serving tea and water or keeping vigil with multiple maids." ”
Zhen Miyu put her hands on her waist and took off her helmet, revealing her hair all over her head, spicy and angry, "Okay, you Liu Chan, Miss Ben will definitely sue you in front of Liu Yuanjun, hum!" People are small and big, what kind of big tail wolf, dare to look down on Miss Ben? Miss Ben is smeared with beauty mud on her face, as long as she washes it, she can restore her Roselle-like appearance, how many people in this world can match Miss Ben? Yawn! ”
The Changsaka Bridge was split by Zhang Fei, and when he waded through the water just now, he was inevitably splashed, Zhen Mi blew the wind, and couldn't help but feel a chill in his body and yawned.
"That's right, Adou, don't be disgusted, the requirements are too high, and you will be single. This doll is not very old, so it's just right to keep it for you, and it can be used when you take it back to wash it. Zhang Fei is a big mouth, seeing Liu Chan and Zhen Mi fighting, he mixed in and forcibly pulled Lang to match.
"Come on, third uncle, you just can't spit ivory out of a dog's mouth, am I Adou the kind of casual person?" Liu Chan glanced at Zhang Fei, looked at Zhen Mi again, he still had to be kind and take Zhen Mi in, "Listen well, this young master doesn't care if you are Zhen Mi or not, take you in first, and clean up after you go back, if you look okay, I will leave you to wait for this young master, if it is too cold, don't blame this young master for sending you to the room and not showing up." ”
After Liu Chan finished speaking, he pulled out the Qianjin Fang from the swaddling clothes and threw it to Zhen Mi with the wind, "This is the Qianjin Fang, I believe you know that in Jingzhou, you have typhoid fever, and without the treatment of Dr. Zhang, I am afraid that you will become a sick girl." ”
Liu Chan waved his hand and asked Zhang He to take Zhen Ji down, now that the army is in chaos, Liu Chan is most concerned about whether there is a place to go, as the second generation of the lord, he can't get along without territory.
Anyway, Zhen Mi won't escape, she comes here, even if she doesn't like Liu Chan, there is Liu Bei.
"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting the disgust caused by Zhen Ji's snubbing, and receiving a reward: a new piece of rouge gouache. Since the Qin Dynasty discovered rouge gouache, but the color is too vulgar, it is difficult to attract real ladies, this new rouge collection of thousands of pampering in one, has a fatal temptation to women. ”
Liu Chan didn't have the heart to fiddle with rouge gouache, don't look at Liu Chan is still young, but it is too early to be the king, and now Liu Chan has made a decision, don't want to be helped, and want to be tough, "Second uncle, third uncle, Uncle Zilong, quickly, our soldiers are divided into three ways, chasing and killing Cao Jun, we must capture Cao Caosheng back, this young master will take Zhang He to kill later, let's join forces to do a big vote." ”
Sitting on the Luban chair, Liu Chan, who was leaning back against Mrs. Mi, was grinding his fists, and he was eager to try, which was funny, but no one could laugh.
"This Adou, isn't he stupid? Dare to say such things, I'm afraid it's not a fool? Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, and Zhao Yun all muttered in their hearts, looking at Liu Chan with a bewildered expression, in their eyes, it was not a good thing for Liu Chan to be ashamed.
Especially Zhao Yun, he just discovered that Liu Chan has the posture of a prodigy, but it is easy to break if he is too rigid, Liu Chan is stupid so quickly, Zhao Yun feels very sorry for Liu Bei in his heart.
"Third brother, you go after the eldest brother and tell the eldest brother, Adou he... Alas! Let's just say that the march is dangerous, Adou was frightened, and the wind blew, a little confused, talking nonsense, please come quickly, don't delay. For the first time, Guan Yu took the initiative to let go of Zhang Fei's hand for Liu Chan and told Zhang Fei to find Liu Bei.
In Guan Yu's Danfeng eyes, even if Liu Chan's IQ grows up, it is equivalent to social death.
"Second brother, then you stare at Adou, remember not to let Adou be too reckless and make stupid mistakes. Hey, this silly kid, not reserved at all. Zhang Fei picked up the Zhangba snake spear, immediately jumped on the war horse, and rode away.
"General Guan, it's all because Yun didn't take good care of it, and the young master became like this, Yun Bai died and couldn't redeem it, he fled all the way, the young master has not been able to eat so far, Yun first went to find some food for the young master. When the lord came, Yun asked the lord for his guilt again. Alas! Young Lord... Heaven is a talent" Zhao Yun cleaned his face, but at this time, his face was like ashes, Liu Chan was stupid, and Liu Bei was old, how could Zhao Yun feel that his heart was dark, and he suspected that he had followed the wrong person.
Guan Yu choked his breath, closed his eyes, stroked his beard with one hand, and held a knife in the other, standing there straight like a statue, without saying anything to Zhao Yun.
Liu Chan didn't expect to have a grand ambition to reward the clouds, but Guan Yu, Zhang Fei and Zhao Yun were scattered, Zhang Fei ran to complain to Liu Chan's father Liu Bei, Zhao Yun went to find food for Liu Chan, and had no interest in Liu Chan's crusade against Cao Jun, and finally Guan Yu, who was beside him, simply closed his eyes and closed his eyes to recuperate.
"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting the host's stupidity, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, and Zhao Yun's bad feelings for the host's unashamed speech, and receiving the reward: the design drawings and method points of the stirrup. People rely on clothes, horses rely on iron saddles, and there are no stirrups, how can they conquer the world and capture the beauties of the world. ”