Chapter 851 An can tell that I am male and female
Yan Qi pouted: "It's okay to go to your house for one night?" Is this an excessive request? ”
"This ......"
Tian Gongyu blushed a little, and immediately returned to normal: "My house is narrow and messy, and I am really afraid of abrupt Yan Gongzi." I don't think it's as good as this, I'll find you a spacious and bright house to live in, what do you think? ”
Yan Qi shook his head: "I won't go, I'll go to Tian Langzhong's house to live, and I don't dislike your narrow house." Anyway, as long as I have a bed, I can live there. ”
"Hey......"
Tian Gongyu's lips were raised, his eyes were blurred, a man, when he was confused, he actually showed the posture of a little woman, and it made people suspicious when he looked at it.
However, the obvious Adam's apple and flat chest are all characteristics of men.
and Tian Langzhong's voice, all of which are masculine.
Hey, the male rabbit's feet are fluttering, the female rabbit's eyes are blurred, and the double rabbit walks on the ground, can Ann tell that I am a male and female?
It's so hard!
Yan Qi will not give up so easily, and continue to entangle: "I worked so hard and saved your life, can't I stay at Tian Langzhong's house for one night?" Tian Langzhong, you are too uninteresting. ”
"It's not that Yan Gongzi is not allowed to live, but, but ......"
Tian Gongyu whispered: "There is only one bed in my house. ”
Yan Qi blurted out: "What's wrong with a bed?" Let's sleep together. ”
Tian Gongyu jumped up suddenly: "Sleep together?" ”
Yan Qi's face was calm: "Isn't it okay to sleep together?" We are both gentlemen, and we are not a man and a woman, can I still eat you? Hehe, Tian Langzhong, you shouldn't be a woman, right? So resistant. ”
"How could I be a woman?"
"Then it would be unreasonable for you not to let me live."
"That'...... All right. ”
Tian Gongyu straightened his flat chest and said stubbornly: "Okay, Yan Gongzi can go home with me, but my family is very shabby, and Yan Gongzi can only be wronged." ”
"What grievances are not grievances, as long as there is a bed, everything is easy to say."
Tian Gongyu took Yan Qi home.
It's getting dark now, and it's not yet bright.
The two walked back, passing a small forest.
Tian Gongyu clamped his legs and kept looking into the grove.
Yan Qi smiled evilly: "Tian Langzhong doesn't want to get rid of it." ”
"Huh?"
Tian Gongyu was stunned for a moment, blushed, and nodded: "After floating on the sea for so long, it is indeed in a hurry." ”
Yan Qidao: "What are you looking at when you're in a hurry?" In this pee, there is no one in the wilderness here, as long as you don't look up, there are toilets everywhere. ”
"Here?"
"yes, what are you afraid of? Are you afraid of me? You're not a. ”
"Hey...... That ......"
Tian Gongyu blinked: "I'm not used to it, Yan Gongzi will wait here for a while, and I'll go first to relieve my hands." ”
Yan Qi waved his hand: "Okay, then you can go." ”
Tian Gongyu entered the grove.
Yan Qi deliberately waited for a while before he suddenly ran in.
He didn't have the crooked idea of peeking.
It's just that he has to determine whether Tian Gongyu is a man or a woman.
If it were a man, he would stand and shush.
If it were a woman, it would squat there and shush.
This time, it's not clear at a glance.
He quickly got into it and just saw Tian Gongyu's back.
Yan Qi was disappointed for a while.
Because, Tian Gongyu turned his back to him and stood there and shhhh
I'll go.
It can't really be a man, right?
"Tian Lang Zhong ......," Yan Qi called softly.
"Huh? How did you get in here? Get out, get out. ”
Tian Gongyu screamed in shock, quickly fastened his belt, and looked back at Yan Qi, blushing as if drunk.
Yan Qi was stunned.
It's all men, what are you excited about?
Seeing Tian Gongyu's exaggerated reaction, Yan Qi once again burned with a glimmer of hope.
Yan Qi said: "Tian Langzhong, I also want to relieve myself." ”
Tian Gongyu lowered his head: "Then you...... Then you can relieve yourself, and I'll go out first. ”
Yan Qi said: "Don't go, I'm afraid, you accompany me first." ”
Tian Gongyu said: "Are you afraid? You kill so many widows, and you are not afraid. ”
Yan Qidao: "I'm not afraid of people, but I'm afraid of ghosts, you listen, the wind rustles, it doesn't look like the sound of ghosts." ”
"Hey, Yan Gongzi, don't say it, I'm afraid."
Tian Gongyu trembled in shock.
At this moment, the sky is still misty, the sea breeze is howling, the leaves are rustling, and it really sounds like a ghost scream.
Tian Gongyu wanted to hide out, but he was afraid of ghosts, so he didn't dare to go out, stood behind Yan Qi, and turned his back.
Listening to Yan Qi's boo, his heart fluctuated.
Yan Qi shushed while turning back to talk to Tian Gongyu: "What are you doing covering your face?" Isn't it just peeing? There were so many people in the bathhouse that you could see everything. Come on, take a look, I'm not a small thing. ”
"I don't look."
Tian Gongyu was so shocked that he quickly covered his eyes.
"Haha, you're really boring, you're obviously a man, how can you look like a woman in your heart."
The more Yan Qi looked at Tian Gongyu's shocked deer-like appearance, the more suspicious he became.
This guy made a fuss, and ran to the big tree that Tian Gongyu was shouting just now, squatted down, and watched carefully.
Not to mention, he found something different.
The man will be drenched in part of the tree.
However, Tian Gongyu stood under the big tree and sighed, but instead of drenching under the big tree, he poured it in a handful of grass.
That's weird.
No matter how you analyze the angle from which the boo soars, it is not scientific.
This guy squatted there, studying with relish.
Tian Gongyu stared back and saw Yan Qi squatting in the place where he was shushing, studying the puddle of embarrassing things, and couldn't help but be stunned.
"Young Master Yan, you...... You can't be a pervert, right? ”
"Huh?"
Yan Qi was not embarrassed at all: "No, I'm normal, where is it perverted?" ”
Tian Gongyu said tentatively: "Then do you have anything special...... Do you have a special hobby? ”
Yan Qi scratched his head: "No, I like women, is it a special hobby?" ”
Tian Gongyu mustered up the courage to ask: "Then what are you squatting there and studying?" ”
"Oh."
Yan Qi said: "There's a pinch of dog urine moss there, I'll see if I can eat it." ”
"Dog urine moss is poisonous, how can you eat it?"
Tian Gongyu was a little relieved.
If Yan Gongzi is really a pervert, what can he do for a while.
Along the way, Tian Gongyu lowered his head and didn't dare to speak.
Yan Qi talked about it and chatted endlessly.
Finally returned to Tian Gongyu's home.
"Young Master Yan, please come in, the room is narrow, don't dislike it."
Tian Gongyu opened the door and invited Yan Qi in.
Yan Qi entered the door and saw that the house was very clean, although it was narrow, it was very neatly planned.
Yan Qi smiled and quipped: "Tian Langzhong, you said that a big man cleans up the house so cleanly, I really convince you, you are so good at housework, should you be a woman?" ”
Tian Gongyu's eyes flashed, and he flatly denied: "How can it be a woman, I...... I'm just loving cleanliness. ”