Chapter Seventy-Five: Crooked Melons and Sweet Dates
Yao Jiawei is famous, and women and children know it, so it is natural for Guo Yu to be familiar with him. And to say strange, it is completely because in his life so far, Guo Yu has never met any Yao family except Yao Wei.
No wonder he was a little stunned at this moment, his grandfather's house, which he had not seen in the past nineteen years, suddenly came, and anyone who was left with this matter would be confused.
“… I know. ”
After a long time, Guo Yu came back to his senses, turned around, and walked towards his military tent.
……
In the Sancheng military camp, a girl in a goose yellow dress held her chin with one hand, and unconsciously ruffled her hair with the other, a little absent-minded when she just went up.
There was a sudden sound of footsteps outside the tent, and the girl was inexplicably happy. She sat up straight, reached for the book she had put aside, and looked down to read as she glanced at the door out of the corner of her eye.
"Princess, princess! Big things are wrong! ”
A petite figure burst in in a panic. Seeing that the person who came was Xiaodi, Zhao couldn't help but be a little discouraged. She threw the book on the table and frowned, "What made you panic like this?" ”
"Something's wrong, there's something big! The princess is going to go with the slave maid, it's too late! ”
Xiaodi ran to Zhao Qingyu, grabbed her wrist and was about to walk out.
Zhao Qingyu, who was confused, withdrew his hand and immediately pressed Xiaodi's shoulder, "Let's make it clear first, what's wrong?" ”
"Oops! It's too late to explain! Let's go! If you don't leave, you will be abducted by that unknown bewitching slut! ”
As he spoke, Xiaodi was about to grab Zhao Qingyu's hand again.
"Stop, stop!"
Zhao whispered and rolled her eyes at Xiaodi, "What is this, is it possible to rush down in a few days and drive your head unconscious?" ”
Seeing that Zhao was still not moving, Xiaodi had no choice but to explain: "Fang Cai's slave passed by General Zhenbei and saw an old man leading a woman into General Guo's military tent, and nine times out of ten he came to befriend General Guo!" ”
Zhao Qingyu's heart twitched, and he still said: "Stutter and stammer, what does that nasty ghost have to do with this princess?" ”
Xiao Di knew what virtues his master had, and he didn't pierce her, but continued: "Princess, don't forget, General Guo is notoriously lustful, and the princess will not go again, and I am afraid that it will be too late to regret it!" ”
"Why doesn't Princess Ben know that nasty ghosts are lustful?"
Zhao Qingyu's focus was obviously a little strange, "Before, I... cough, there were a lot of people who stuffed women with nasty ghosts when they were in Tianlan before, didn't he confiscate it too? ”
"This time it's different!"
Xiao Di gestured with his hand in front of him and said, "This time I have come back to this, my chest is probably so big!" ”
“… Bored. ”
Zhao sneered lightly as if he was disdainful, then stood up and strode out of the tent.
"Princess Ben is well treated
If you are bored, go out for a break, and you don't have to follow. ”
……
Guo Yu lifted the curtain with one hand, stepped into the military tent, and immediately saw the old man and woman waiting quietly in the tent.
The old man was wearing a brocade robe, with crane hair and a childish face, his face was red, and he was in good spirits, not showing any old age, and he was obviously a martial arts practitioner. The other woman looks about the same age as Guo Yu. She was beautiful and gorgeously dressed. Seeing someone coming in, she tilted her head and looked at Guo Yu with interest.
After Guo Yu came in, he stopped, looked at the two people in front of him, and didn't know what to say for a while. He didn't speak, and the old man and the woman didn't speak, and the three of them looked at each other like this, and the atmosphere was a little weird.
"I came here without prior notice, I hope it didn't bother you."
After a while, it was the old man who broke the peace first, he smiled at Guo Yu, his eyes were very kind, "It is estimated that Xiaowei should have never mentioned the old man to you, and let the old man introduce himself." ”
The old man got up from his seat and slowly walked not far in front of Guo Yu, "The old man's name is Yao Dongliang, speaking of which, you should call me uncle and grandfather." ”
Guo Yu was slightly stunned, and then heard the old man say: "She is the granddaughter of the old man, named Yao Xiaoling, who is older than you, and is your cousin." ”
As soon as the old man finished speaking, the woman immediately jumped up from the chair, "kicked" twice and ran to Guo Yu, a pair of eyes kept scanning Guo Yu, and asked with some curiosity: "You are the soldier ghost who has been so popular recently?" ”
Guo Yu said embarrassedly: "... I am. ”
"Aunt Yao Wei's biological son?"
"Yes."
"Then why do you look so ugly?"
“?”
Yao Xiaoling's eyebrows frowned slightly, as if she was a little puzzled, "Aunt Yao Wei, I have seen it, a fairy-like character." She was born so good-looking, as her son, it stands to reason that you should not be bad, why do you look crooked melons and cracked dates? ”
Rao was based on Guo Yu's good temper, and after listening to her words, he couldn't help but be a little annoyed at the moment.
At that moment, he took a big breath, and when he raised his spirit, he was about to argue with the woman in front of him. Before he could speak, he saw Yao Dongliang raise his hand and flick it heavily at Yao Xiaoling's head.
"Nonsense!"
Yao Xiaoling wailed, covered her head and hid aside, and said aggrievedly: "I'm not thinking about making a joke with my cousin..."
"Are you kidding people's parents? Can you be so superficial? ”
Yao Dongliang shouted in a deep voice: "What's wrong with being ugly? It's just a skin! Men are more important on the inside! ”
"No, I think I'm okay..."
"It's like a crooked melon and a cracked jujube, as long as the inside is good, it's a good melon and sweet jujube!"
"What, I thought it was still much better than crooked melons and cracked dates..."
"Just like your cousin, although he looks crooked on the outside, he became a general on the edge of the town at a young age, which is not a sweet date."
Yao Dongliang didn't seem to hear Guo Yu's words at all, and just blindly taught Yao Xiaoling a lesson.
After a long time, Yao Xiaoling apologized to Guo Yu in her grandfather's scolding: "I'm sorry, cousin, you are a good melon, cousin shouldn't talk about you." ”
"The old man's granddaughter is used to being pampered, and her words are neither light nor serious, don't be like her."
Yao Dongliang said considerately: "It's okay to be ugly, don't care too much." ”
“……”
Guo Yu only felt that his face was twitching uncontrollably.
This is the first time he has been said to be ugly.
What are you kidding, as the fifth of the four beautiful men in Kyushu, where do you go, you are not flattered?
Tianlan's palace maid blushed when she saw herself, the Northern Xinjiang sisters took off their clothes when they met her, and Xiaoice cried and shouted to marry her. Growing so big, how could he have suffered such anger?
Helplessly, the two people in front of him had special identities, even if he was annoyed, he had to suppress his anger and said with a forced smile: "Don't get in the way, sit together." ”
I have to say that after such a fuss, the embarrassment of the first meeting is less. After the two of them sat down, Guo Yu ordered someone to bring water up, and then he also found a seat, "The conditions in the army are not good, there is no good tea to entertain the two, please forgive me for the neglect." ”
Yao Dongliang first waved his hand to show that he didn't mind, and then said with a smile: "At the same age, you are much more polite than your father back then." ”
Guo Yu tugged at the corners of his mouth and didn't answer.
"It's not important to come here this time, just to come and see you. In fact, after the news of Tianweiguan came in the first half of the year, the old man wanted to come to you, but for some reason, it has only been delayed until now. I hope you don't blame the old man. ”
"The juniors don't dare."
Guo Yu shook his head and said: "It should be the juniors who came to visit, and if you really want to blame it, it should be the juniors." ”
Of course, this is a polite remark, and it is a little embarrassing to say, if it weren't for Yao Dongliang's arrival today, Guo Yu would have almost forgotten that he still has such a relative.
Even now, facing Yao Dongliang and the others, Guo Yu still felt a little trance.
"What about your parents? How have you been doing in the past few years? Has Xiaowei been wronged? ”
"Naturally, it's good, they just sent a letter to the juniors a few days ago, and now they are probably playing in Gusu City."
Guo Yu replied: "As for being wronged, it is even more unprecedented. The father is wronged, and no one will be wronged by the mother. ”
After all, he has always been the one who has been wronged in the family.
"That's good, that's good."
Yao Dongliang raised his eyes to look at Guo Yu, with a little approval in his eyes, "You are also very good, I have heard about you, not bad." ”
Guo Yu modestly lowered his head and smiled.
Yao Dongliang sighed, "With such an excellent descendant as you, if the eldest brother knows, presumably his grave grass will become more and more lush." ”
“……”