Sure enough, the next morning, when the sky was already bright, and the courtiers hurriedly rode horses, one by one they were messy, and even the crown ran loose!

When I arrived at the court, I saw that I was not the only one who was late, I was relieved and looked around at the same time, and then looked at Cheng Yanjin viciously!

The old god Cheng Biting Jin was there, looking up at the top of the palace, as if this group of people had nothing to do with his hangover!

Come to such a thing, the clothes are messy, and the imperial history is hearted, and there is another impeachment now. The same goes for two, three, four, five......

This imperial history is a bit of a soul in his heart, why is it all like this? Is there something going on? Don't rush the impeachment yet, wait and talk!

said that it was a matter of hearing the wind, but those who had no brains to start playing blindly had already been degraded! Rights and responsibilities are mutual.

Although the imperial history has the right to hear the wind and do things, correspondingly, the emperor can also take you down on the grounds that what you played is untrue, maybe just because he is tired of watching you! After all, it's not surprising that people who often make small reports are annoying.

So those imperial histories that don't have long eyes have long been cleared.

After waiting for the court, the ministers stood in front of the palace, the left waited for the emperor not to come, and the right waited for the emperor not to come, and everyone inevitably talked about it!

At this time, Wei Chigong quietly jumped to Cheng Yanjin's side: "Old goblin, you are treacherous enough, why didn't you say it earlier when the sugarcane wine was so intoxicating yesterday?" I almost made a big fool of myself! ”

Cheng Yanjin quietly glanced at Wei Chigong: "Can I persuade you?"

Wei Chigong was stunned: "A certain family doesn't care, anyway, this matter is caused by you, if there are no ten barrels of sugarcane wine in this matter, you don't want to calm down!"

Cheng Yanjin glanced at him: "No!" When did you see Cheng biting Jin, I was being messed around and wanted to walk by? Only I give you, not what you want! ”

Wei Chigong was about to say something, but Cheng Yanjin had already slipped away!

At this time, the eunuch came out: "Your Majesty occasionally felt a cold last night, and it was canceled this morning, and I will come back tomorrow!" If there is an emergency, you can hand the fold to the prime minister and go to the Lizheng Palace! ”

At this time, Li Er was having a headache, not a wind chill headache, but a headache when he looked at the crying eldest grandson queen in front of him.

I saw Empress Changsun crying and said: "Your Majesty lived in the concubine's place last night, and the court has pushed it this morning, if the courtiers know, can't the concubine be compared to a person who has brought disaster to the country and the people?"

Li Er also had a headache: "Guanyin, don't cry, it's no wonder that I am a little greedy for a cup, the wine sent by Cheng Biting Jin is too tricky, I don't feel like I drink it, this drunk is real!"

If you want to talk about this, you have to send things into the palace from yesterday, green shrimp, big crabs, lobsters......

Even the big crocodile and Shanyue's cook were sent to the palace, this is Cheng Biting Jin, if someone else sends something like this, it may not be sent in!

Li Er's dishes at night are almost exactly the same as those of Cheng Bitingjin's family, but this imperial meal has a royal chef to start the dishes, and the dishes are more exquisite!

And Li Er also knew the origin and story of this knife-drawn dish!

Specially let Shanyue's cook come in and give the reward in person, Shanyue's cook thought for a while and said, "Your Majesty is Cheng Dudu's father-in-law?"

"Bold!"

"Presumptuous!"

The guards and eunuchs next to him shouted in unison!

Li Er waved his hand: "Eh! The people of the mountains and wilderness are pure and sexual, and there is no need for dogma! After speaking, he said to Shanyue's cook: "Yes, I am the father-in-law of the governor of Cheng in your mouth, what do you have to say?"

When the cook heard His Majesty's admission, he suddenly became less nervous, let out a long breath, and his mood relaxed a lot.

"Oh, there is one thing, Cheng Dudu said, this crocodile is the most nourishing qi, and it has a preventive and therapeutic effect on qi diseases and everything.

Every month, hundreds of catties of crocodile jerky have been sent to Quanzhou, but I am afraid that the people in the palace will not make this crocodile meat, and it doesn't matter if the ingredients are ruined, I am afraid that it will not reach the mouth of Cheng Dudu's mother-in-law!

Therefore, every time he eats crocodiles, the governor will definitely say, today I have to see Cheng Dudu's father-in-law, and the little one wants to dare to ask, and go back so that the governor can feel at ease. ”

After hearing this, Empress Changsun felt warm in her heart, and said secretly: This son-in-law is really not looking for it in vain, when he left, he deceived Sun Simiao, the king of medicine, and he was still worried about this little illness in Quanzhou.

It's just that the eldest grandson queen has been careful about everything after that incident, this illness is getting better and better, and she didn't get sick at the beginning of spring this year!

Li Er's face sank here: "Li Junxian, go and check, where did the crocodile from the tribute go?"

Li Junxian clenched his fists and promised, and went to check.

At this time, Empress Changsun persuaded: "Your Majesty, isn't this illness of the concubine not committed?" If you kill someone because of your meal, it's not good after all, as long as this jerky arrives in the future, it's good to send it directly! ”

At this time, Li Er was able to listen to the queen's words, and Li Er let out a sigh: "Okay, it's up to you, just check, I won't kill anyone!"

At this time, Li Ercai looked at the cook in front of him: "I was nervous when you first came in, why wasn't you nervous when I heard that I was Cheng Dudu's father-in-law?"

The cook was also a chatter: "Oh, you ask this, we Cheng Dudu said, as long as you don't break the law, you can straighten your waist wherever you go!" Because no one can make the descendants of Yan Huang bend down and bow their heads!

Besides, I have eaten skewers with Cheng Dudu, and Cheng Dudu and I have a competition to eat skewers, and I still owe me a meal!

Cheng Dudu is so approachable, why can't his elders become fond of posing music! So I'm not afraid! ”

Li Eryi listened, aren't all these officials majestic? Why does Cheng Hong still have a skewer competition with the cook? And the game was lost?

"Oh? Why are you Cheng Dudu like this, so ......" Li Er did this for a long time and couldn't find an adjective. Ridiculous, not majestic, nonsense......

In the end, Li Er asked directly: "Then do you all serve the governor of Cheng?"

"Serve! How to disagree? Cheng Dudu let us move from the mountains to the city, the old people and children don't have to starve to death, and they can still have meat, how can they not accept it?

Besides, what Cheng Dudu said is reasonable, why are you not convinced? There can be a painting hanging in the main hall at the entrance of the yamen~ Gongsheng Ming, Ming Shenglian; Lian Shengwei, Wei Xingye.

In the words of Cheng Dudu, as long as you are fair and just, not corrupt or corrupt, and dedicated to the people, even if you are rolling in the mud, you will still be respected!

If it is useless to the people, useless in politics, even if it is majestic, the people will only avoid it like a tiger! ”

"Good! Well said! When the floating is white, give wine! Reward! ”

The cook happily drank the wine from the reward and left the palace with the reward!

The reward is a lot of ten big gold coins, and it is heavy in his pocket, and the chef is happy!

Thinking about this money in my heart, when I go back, I will open a shop, play a carriage that pulls seafood, and then go to buy before dawn every day, and sell seafood during the day!

When the store is booming, I will marry a mother-in-law, and she will give me a baby when the time comes.

This kid has to learn a craft, learn a craft, what about the big baby, I let him learn carpenter, and build a ship for the governor in the future, as long as there is a ship, there will be food!

As for the second baby, I asked him to learn masonry, as long as someone builds a house, he won't be hungry!

What about these three babies, what are the three babies doing? What are these three babies doing? After thinking about it for a long time, I didn't expect what the third baby was doing.

The more I think about it, the more I can't think of it, the more I think about it, the more angry I get, and suddenly I have a flash of inspiration~ Eh? The third son is a loser, I have to fight!

Thinking out of his mind, it happened that he had a frying spoon in his armpit, and when he took it out, he began to "snap" and hit a donkey's buttocks, and the donkey ran away with a "vomit"!

It doesn't matter if you run, you are crashing into the stall set up by Hu Shang, "Bang, bang!" "Four or five glass bottles on it have been shattered!

Now Hu Shang dragged the donkey, and the donkey owner dragged the cook, and they quarreled!

This Hu Shang, what the Tang dialect says is called a slip, just like that, they all pouted a string of hometown dialects along their mouths!

And the one who was pulling the donkey grabbed the donkey with one hand and dragged the cook with the other: "What are you crazy about, why are you beating my donkey?" You see, hit someone's stall and lose money! Money! ”

At this time, the cook is also blinded, what's going on? After a while, I reacted, I just thought of it, and I was beating the third son's loser, but I didn't expect a fried spoon to hit the donkey's buttocks!

Looking at the glass jar on the ground, my heart is half cold! Although I haven't seen it myself, I've heard of it, this is glass!

At this time, Wuhou ran over: "What's wrong?" What's wrong? Are you a liar again? ”

Hu Shang almost cried! I originally wanted to sell this glass jar at a good price, but I was hit by you and hit the warehouse! It's all gone!

Finally, Hu Shang explained, and the Wuhou understood it, because the cook waved the frying spoon indiscriminately, and as a result, he hit the porter's donkey, and the donkey ran away and hit Hu Shang's stall!

And this glass is not something that ordinary people can buy! Wu Hou looked at the cook, and then at the porter, none of them looked like they were losing glass!

But this Hu Shang is really wronged, I heard that these jars are worth more than 200 yuan! In the end, Wu Hou couldn't say: "This responsibility is mainly the responsibility of the cook, and Hu Shang must also be responsible for setting up the stall here."

The cook and porter account for half, and Hu Shang accounts for half! The cook and porter can be paid a hundred yuan by Hu Shang, otherwise you can only run an official! ”

The porter was stupid at the time, and then the cook said, "Don't worry, brother, it's mine today, I'll pay for all this hundred."

After that, he took out ten large gold coins from his pocket and cushioned them: "Hey! These three sons are really a loser, this hasn't been born yet, just throw it in and I'll pay a hundred dollars! ”