Xiao Han is very distressed now, especially distressed!

Because recently, there are always some people in his family who are not people, and they come to visit the house under the guise of visiting.

Moreover, if you say that you will pay a visit, you will pay an honest visit! One by one, the old thief's eyes looked at our buttocks, what do you mean?

"Xiaodong! You see, if someone sneaks a peek at my ass again, you're going to gouge out his eyeballs for me and step on them! ”

Steward Lu's front foot sent away Mingsu, a place where his teeth were about to fall out, and Xiao Han's back foot was thunderous in the flower hall!

This group of old immortals, their teeth are gone, and they don't hurry up to think about how to eat in the future, but they all come to the house to visit, and no one has taught them the truth of salty and radish and light worry?

Moreover, what makes Xiao Han most hateful is that he has no way to refuse these uninvited guests!

Fifty and know the destiny of heaven, sixty and obedient, seventy and do what you want, do not exceed the rules!

That's right, Datang is outrageously tolerant of these old men!

After the age of fifty, when you meet people, you have to be polite to them!

After the age of sixty, it is not enough to be polite, and you have to pick up what people like to hear when you speak!

After the age of seventy, it is even more amazing, people do whatever they want, do whatever they want, and they are not afraid of breaking the rules! It's even more amazing than a death-free gold medal!

It is precisely because of this that this group of old men teamed up to go to Xiao Han's house to brush copies and see the situation......

"Okay, okay, Master Hou, you can dissipate your anger, you can't be angry with these ignorant old men! Besides, if you think they came to see you, they didn't come empty-handed, and they still had so many things, they were all worth it! ”

Xiaodong followed Xiao Han like a fart, and almost fainted himself, so he had to stroke his head and persuade hard.

He also knew how bored Xiao Han was now, so he could only pick up some things he liked and talk about them, hoping to divert his attention.

Hey, the matter of the long tail on the buttocks of the poor Hou Ye is really indescribable now!

Originally, after a period of hustle and bustle, this matter has slowly faded away.

But who would have thought that at this time, a hotel owner in the city would jump out and cry out for Xiao Han! said that the towering butt of Hou Ye was not a tail, but an arrow!

For this reason, there is also evidence, two tables stained with blood, and a sharp red arrow!

As soon as this incident came out, it immediately attracted the attention of the people in the city, and even Xiao Han thanked his eight-generation ancestors by the way......

Well, the kind of "thanks" for digging graves, if it weren't for the fact that he couldn't kill people, Xiao Han would have wanted to send this shopkeeper to reunite with his ancestors......

"Look, folks! These two tables are the ones where Xiao Hou was lying when he was treating his injuries! Have you seen it, this blood is the blood that Hou Ye shed at the beginning...... Ay! Don't rob it! My old elm table...... Iniquity!! ”

The poor boss didn't know that he had been blacklisted by Xiao Han, and he still tried his best to put the evidence in front of the door, but unfortunately he didn't finish a word, and it was dark in front of him!

At that time, I don't know who in the surrounding crowd shouted: Oh! This is the blood of the gods, and it is a divine object to ward off evil spirits!

The next moment, the surrounding crowd rushed up, instantly drowning the shopkeeper and a few guys in a sea of people.

When the crowd dispersed, only the shopkeeper with his hair was left holding the arrow in his hand, sitting on the ground and crying......

"Oh, poor thing!"

In the midst of the chaos, the old man Fang Zheng paced and came to the shopkeeper with a face full of regret, a pair of kind eyes full of sympathy and a rebuke to those robbers!

"Liu Lao! Liu Lao! You've got to call the shots! This is a robber! Bandit! ”

The shopkeeper was crying with tears in his eyes, and as soon as he looked up and saw Fang Zheng, he immediately rushed up and hugged the old man's legs like a motherless child seeing his father, and wiped the old man's robe with a handful of snot and tears on his face.

"Hey! It's so unbelievable! It's so unbelievable! Thanks to the history of Yangzhou City, which is a prosperous place of poetry and literature, it can do such a bandit act! The old man looked excited, and while leaning on crutches and denouncing the robbery of the men, he reached out to touch the shopkeeper's head and give him a little comfort.

"That's it! Fang Zheng must help me catch them! When the Hou Ye borrowed the place from me, he gave money! It's good for them, just grab it! ”

The shopkeeper was crying as if he had found a backer, but soon, he felt that something was wrong.

"Huh? Ay? Fang Zheng, why are you pulling my arrows? Yes! Let go! Help me! Fang Zheng also grabbed things......"

There was a burst of dust, and in the end, the shopkeeper still desperately saved the arrow! It's just a pity that the feathers on the tail of the arrow were all removed by the old man, leaving only a bare arrow shaft.

As for the old man, he runs fast with crutches, can it be said that three legs are stable?

It was precisely after this catastrophe that the shopkeeper didn't dare to speak out, and he didn't even report it to the official, so he endured it silently.

Because he also suddenly thought clearly: it is useless to report this matter to the official! First, the law does not blame the public! Second, in case the government wants his only remaining arrow shaft as evidence...... Will it really be returned to him in the future?

Thinking about this, the shopkeeper rushed back to the store, and the next day he went to find a craftsman with good craftsmanship, inlaid the bald arrow in the plaque, and hung it in the middle of the high lobby!

Hum! I'll let you grab it again! I can see it, I can't touch it, I'm mad at you!

It stands to reason that this is just a negative move by the shopkeeper!

But I don't want to see this arrow in the future, more and more people come to see it!

Even the business with the hotel is booming, and soon it became the most famous hotel in Yangzhou City, and the owner's plaque with arrows has really become the treasure of the town!

However, these are all later words, so I will not mention them for now.

Just when Xiao Han was still angry in the flower hall, vowing to let those guys who had bad intentions towards his ass not be able to eat and walk around, from outside the flower hall, there was a sudden burst of arrogant laughter!

"Hahaha, Brother Xiao Hanxian! I heard your ass hurts! I'm here to see you! There's nothing to bring, the little ones met a wild boar yesterday, and they came with a pig butt, don't they all say where to eat and what to make up, hahaha......"

Hearing this familiar voice, Xiao Han was stunned, and Xiao Dong was also stunned.

It's just that, unlike what Xiao Han thought, Xiao Dong was thinking at this time: Hou Ye just said that he wanted to fight hard with the person who mentioned the "ass", and in a blink of an eye, there were people, one ass at a time! This thing......

"Ahem, Master Hou, do you want to pick his eyeballs?" Xiaodong swallowed his saliva and cautiously stepped forward to ask.

When Xiao Han heard this, he immediately rolled his eyes, and then kicked him away: "Bullshit! Can you beat him? ”

After kicking, Xiao Han ignored the injury on his buttocks, and limped out.