The Take-off of the Village Chapter 95 The Taoist Priest (1)
He Zhiyuan hurriedly asked, "What happened to my mother?" ”
"This morning two Taoist priests came to the village to perform spells in the village, and the lady saw that his magic power was magical, so she invited him to her home and asked him to treat herself. The Taoist priest took out a golden pill and said what it was 'Sending a Child Pill', and if you take seven pills in a row, you can get pregnant and give birth to a child. It's infuriating that the Taoist priest asked for a thousand taels of silver, and we who are subordinates think it's a lie. But we can't persuade Madame. Yulian said in one breath.
Hearing that it was the Taoist priest who made the elixir, He Zhiyuan immediately thought of those harmful toys containing lead and mercury. He didn't dare to slack off, and immediately got up and rushed home, and Wang Zhixue and Yulian also followed.
As soon as He Zhiyuan entered the house, he saw seven or eight family members surrounding two Taoist priests, one of whom said: "Madam, this 'Sending Zi Dan' is not an ordinary thing, it is made of more than a dozen precious medicinal materials such as snow lotus from the Tianshan Mountains, Cordyceps sinensis from Ningxia, and ginseng from North Korea, and extracted the essence with my true qi. I guarantee that after taking seven pills in a row, my face will be radiant, and the warm current in my lower abdomen will be full, and I will definitely be happy with your son in the coming year. You can buy this gift of a thousand taels of silver, and you won't regret it! ”
"Old man, Hugh wants to deceive people with these nonsense!" He Zhiyuan listened to the old man's unreliable flickering, and burst into tears. The family members saw that the young master was back, so they flashed aside.
"Zhiyuan, this mage is an immortal of Laoshan Mountain, his mana is far away, and he is not a lie." Chen saw that He Zhiyuan was disrespectful to the immortals, and hurriedly said to the old Tao: "My child has never seen the mana of the old immortal, and his words collided with the old immortal, please don't blame him." ”
He Zhiyuan said to his mother: "Mother, you go to the side first, and I will go with this old man." ”
He Zhiyuan knows a lot about this kind of Taoist tricks to deceive people, and in his previous life, there were people on the Internet who specialized in exposing the ghost tricks of these Taoist priests, so he was very confident that he could expose the magic of the Taoist priest in front of him.
The Taoist priest heard that the young man in front of him was the young master of the main family, and he didn't dare to make too much of a mistake. Hearing that he was going to have a relationship with himself, he couldn't help but sneer contemptuously in his heart. I thought that I have been practicing this Tao for nearly 20 years, and I am afraid that you will not be able to do it as a young man? So he asked: "This little boy, how do you want to deal with this way?" ”
He Zhiyuan looked at the two Taoist priests, one big and one small, the older Taoist priest in front of him was about forty years old, wearing a cyan Taoist robe, his face was gray, his eyes were dull, a wisp of white and long beard on his chest, and he was holding a stalk of Buddha dust in his hand. The young Taoist priest next to him was about twenty-four or five years old, with a white face and a sparse beard, and he was also wearing a cyan Taoist robe, as if he was the apprentice of this old Taoist.
He Zhiyuan said to the old Dao: "Old Dao, I heard from my family that you think my mother was possessed by a ghost and caused infertility, do you have any credentials?" ”
"Of course, there is a credential, this way can catch the yin ghost and force it into the water, and the yin ghost struggles and burns like a fire when it encounters water, and after a while, the yin ghost will fly away and return to silence."
"Bring him a basin of water, and let the old man catch ghosts." He Zhiyuan immediately instructed his family.
"When this way is ready, I will immediately catch the yin ghost for my wife." As he spoke, he instructed the young man to take his treasure bag, which was a big bag. It's full of messy items. But how did he know, just now, while he was unprepared, He Zhiyuan had already let his family do something.
The old Taoist avoided everyone, and after making some preparations, he came to Chen with Buddha dust in his hand, recited words in his mouth, turned left and right three times around Chen, and the Buddha dust in his hand shook violently, and shouted, "Taishang Laojun is as anxious as a law!" Then he returned to the basin and shook it on the surface of the basin with his wide robe, but there was no response in the basin. The old Dao was slightly stunned, and shook his robe again, but there was still no response.
He Zhiyuan looked at Lao Dao gloating and said, "Your spell failed, right?" ”
"It's that yin ghost's deep mana, and there will be other spells to catch it in this way." The old man said embarrassedly.
"What other spells do you have?"
"I want to slay the Yin Ghost with my sword, so that its blood will splash and its soul will be scattered! Wait for this way to prepare again, this time the yin ghost will be killed! After saying that, he avoided everyone and searched for it in the treasure bag. He took out a wooden sword, then took out another gourd, opened the stopper, took a sip of the liquid in the gourd, and sprayed this liquid on the sword. Putting down the gourd in his hand, he found another piece of yellow mounting paper that was like a charm.
The old man took the yellow mounted paper and put it on a prepared wooden case, recited words around Chen's mouth again, performed a performance, and then shouted, "Taishang Laojun is as anxious as the law." Holding the wooden sword, he walked to the wooden table, waved the wooden sword and slashed at the yellow mounted paper, but there was still no reaction on the yellow mounted paper, and the blood splash he said did not appear at all. The Taoist priest was stunned again, looked at the wooden sword, and slashed it again, but it still didn't change.
He Zhiyuan said sarcastically: "Old Dao, your spell has failed." I said that you were a deceitful trick, and I didn't wrong you at all. Someone first tied the noses of these two deceitful cows! ”
The family who had already prepared couldn't help but say something, and immediately tied up the two.
The two Taoist priests shouted wronged, and the old Taoist argued: "It's not that this way is deceiving, it's that the yin ghost has been attached to the lady for too long, and the mana is profound." This way back to the view, please your own master to come and catch it. ”
"Humph! Old way, until now, he still lies and deceives people. Your treasure bag has already changed my people. Without what's in your treasure bag, your mana is gone. Right? ”
The old Taoist saw that his trick was exposed, and knew that he had met a master today. He kept silent and let him be humiliated.
He Zhiyuan continued: "Your so-called ghost hunting in water is just a chemical reaction of putting a piece of sodium in water, but I have already replaced it with salt, so the scene of the yin ghost struggling and burning in the water has not appeared again. And the sword slashing ghost you mentioned is nothing more than soaking the yellow paper in alkaline water and then drying it. Chop with a wooden sword sprayed with turmeric water, and the color turns red. Old, do you think I'm right? ”
"Yes, all right. It's just that I don't know how to learn and look ugly in front of experts. The old man said embarrassedly.
"You've met a connoisseur. You Taoists have learned this skill, what are you not doing well, you have to pretend to be a ghost and cheat people out of money. It is sad and pitiful that you have deified these normal chemical phenomena that you have discovered and used them to fool the people of the world. Sadly, you only know what it is, you don't know why, and you never get to the bottom of it. ”
The Taoist priest defended with a bitter face: "These skills have been passed down from generation to generation by the masters. I don't know why. ”
"Then I'll ask my apprentice to explain it to you. Wang Zhixue, please explain the truth in this. ”
Wang Zhixue agreed, and began to say: "Sodium is an active metal, which reacts violently when exposed to water, and finally produces sodium hydroxide and hydrogen gas. And it emits a lot of heat, so it looks like sodium is burning in water. Master, I don't know why this turmeric water turns red when it encounters alkali, the textbook you wrote only says that phenolphthalein turns red when it encounters alkali. ”
Wang Zhixue is really real, it can really be said that knowing is knowing, and not knowing is not knowing.
At this time, the young Taoist priest who had not spoken all this time asked: "This son, you know so much, you are the son of He who has a strange book in the legend?" ”
"Exactly."
The two Taoist priests were pleasantly surprised: "Master, you can accept us." ”