Li Mudu said so, how could the eldest grandson Wuji be embarrassed to let him spend money. Li Mu couldn't fight, so he had to give up this 'right to pay the bill' to the eldest grandson Wuji.

It happened to be almost noon, and the group took a carriage and went straight to heaven and earth. Coming out of the Zhulu Hou Mansion, the eldest grandson Wuji's face was a little dark. Li Mu really can save his face, saying that it is a celebration in the mansion, and it is really a dispatch from the mansion. I don't know where he hired the car, took the porter and the maid, and drove to heaven and earth.

When it came to heaven and earth, the face of the eldest grandson Wuji was even more ugly. Because he found that Li Mu invited too many people. Wang Qi, Wang Pu, Dugu Xiude, Gao Shilian, Wei Chihuan, Li Ying, Cui Yongren and others are all here, and basically all the shareholders of Datang Mining and Datang Salt are here. And all the people who went to 'visit' yesterday, one counts as one, and they are all invited to come.

How much does it cost?

The cheapest banquet in heaven and earth costs ten yuan per table, and it does not include wine. As far as the eye can see, Wu Yang is full of people, and there are more than eight tables to say the least. Even eating and drinking, you can't have three or four hundred?

You don't need to spend money on co-authoring, you just cheat people like this, right?

The eldest grandson Wuji endured it without having a seizure, and planned to go to Li Yuan to ask for peace first. Let's not talk about Li Yuan's place, as a junior, you should ask for peace. He had to let Li Yuan know who spent the money on this meal, otherwise it would be too unjust to die for these hundreds of times.

The eldest grandson Wuji was about to go upstairs when suddenly a wheelchair stopped in front of him. The eldest grandson Wuji saw Li Mu, no matter how good his qi cultivation kung fu was, he was inevitably uncomfortable in his heart, but he still smiled and said, "I was about to go to ask the emperor for peace, what's the matter, is there something?" ”

"No, no, no, it's not me. It's that I don't seem to have a good look at Uncle Guo's face, is it because the kid invited too many people? This was an oversight on the part of the kid, who had originally planned to treat himself to celebrate the great joy of receiving the apprentices. Uncle Guo also knows the boy's style of acting, and he treats money like dung. Spend more, spend less, I don't care at all. didn't expect that Uncle Guo had to rush to settle the bill, the kid couldn't fight, and he couldn't call the person who went to the treat back, so there was this embarrassing scene. Otherwise, it's okay, our table can be regarded as the uncle of the country, and the rest of the people, I will invite. What does Uncle Guo think? ”

That's a loss!

The eldest grandson Wuji scolded in his heart, this kid has a bad stomach. You are reluctant to take my son as a disciple, so you talk everywhere. If I had done what you had said, would you have taken possession of the handle? That's it, it's just a few hundred dollars, although it hurts, but it's not that you can't afford to spend it!

The eldest grandson Wuji squeezed out a smile and said, "Although I haven't reached the realm where you regard money like dung, I'm not bad for this meal." It is a blessing that the house is full of friends. Since it's said that I'll spend the money, you don't have to fight anymore. ”

"Alas," Li Mu sighed and said, "I didn't expect that in addition to me, there are such generous people in Chang'an City. He looked back at the little father-in-law Chen next to him and said, "Manager Chen, did you see it, did you hear it, Uncle Guo ordered, he has a treat for this meal." Uncle Guo is obviously not a bad person, and all the good wine and good food will be brought to me. Especially those expensive dishes that no one orders and dare not order on weekdays, there is one count, and all of them come up. Not for deliciousness, but for the most expensive. Uncle Guo has a treat, and the pomp is sufficient. I remember that we also rehearsed songs and dances in heaven and earth, and also arranged that today's Benhou is very happy to receive apprentices, and he must be at home! ”

Xiao Chen's father-in-law naturally recognized the eldest grandson Wuji, and he could hear the voice, Li Mu was cheating him. If it was left in the palace in the past, Xiao Chen's father-in-law might have hesitated, but now he is the manager of heaven and earth. The business in heaven and earth has not been very good, but if you catch a 'big job', how can you let it go? Whoever is in the pit is a pit, anyway, there is Li Mu in front of the top cylinder, what is he afraid of?

At the moment, I should accept it and go back to the kitchen to arrange and prepare.

The eldest grandson Wuji can endure it no matter how much he can, and he is almost at the limit. He took a deep breath, bypassed Li Mu's wheelchair, and went upstairs.

Li Mu looked at his back and sneered in his heart. After experiencing this incident, Li Mu figured out that any benevolence, righteousness and morality are fucking bullshit. Everyone is just using each other. He organized the company, let the eldest grandson Wuji and others become shareholders and lie down to make money, and when he had an accident, they were all watching, and everyone who helped to say a word, don't be annoyed? Don't be angry?

Li Shimin's words, after Li Mu chewed it carefully, he also felt that he was farting. He used himself as an example, meaning that I have to be wronged as an emperor, what do you Li Mu do, is it not normal to be wronged?

It sounds like that, but when you think about it, it doesn't stand up to scrutiny!

It is normal for you to be wronged by the emperor, and that is because the world is yours. You run your own business, and of course it's normal to be wronged. This world is not mine, why should Lao Tzu be wronged for you? Isn't it because you are the emperor and you have the power of life and death, so you can speak hard and quibble?

It's definitely not fair to be open, but it's okay to be secret. Li Mu has his own way, if he suffers a loss here, he can make up for it elsewhere, he can always find a psychological balance, and this is also the purpose of asking him to have a valley. This is true for Li Shimin, and it is even more the same for the eldest grandson Wuji. I don't want to take your son as an apprentice, and if you force me to accept it, then I will have to run on you, disgust you, and make you ruined. Aren't you happy? Okay, don't let your son be my apprentice?

There is no such thing as a free lunch, and whoever thinks he can eat it for nothing is an idiot!

Li Mu suddenly felt that his anger was a little heavy, and it seemed that he had to make up for it with bird's nest on the hour. Li Mu snapped his fingers, Li Chongyi bent down and grabbed the back of the wheelchair, effortlessly picked up the wheelchair, 'moved' Li Mu to the second floor, and pushed him to the private room where Bai Qiaoqiao and the others were.

……

Gao Gonggong got Li Mu's three 'big yellow croaker's, so he naturally had to do things in place. He sent his 'sons and grandchildren' to spread the news to the imperial historians. He returned to the palace and reported to Li Shimin.

Li Shimin looked at the expression of Li Mu, who was imitated by Gao Gonggong, and smiled dumbly. Gao Gonggong is also a wonderful person, although he has no resemblance to Li Mu at all, but he has a nose and eyes when he imitates it, which makes people think of the appearance of the deity.

"This kid is probably mad, there is no way, this is the will of God, who would have thought that Lu Zhilin's father would die at this time? And the news came so coincidentally, he could get what he wanted a day later......" Saying that, Li Shimin asked curiously: "Then how did Lu Zhilin react?" ”

Father-in-law Gao sighed and said truthfully: "Then Lu Zhilin didn't look sad at all, but there was a lot of joy between his eyebrows. According to the old slave, this person ...... Not like a filial son. ”

is not like the evaluation of filial piety, for an official, it is more serious than saying that he is corrupt and perverts the law. Sure enough, after Li Shimin heard this, his brows furrowed, and he said: "He should really be removed from his official position first, how can such a person become an imperial historian?" Disgusting! ”

Gao Gong said fairly: "Your Majesty, according to Your Majesty's instructions, the old slave went to Lu Zhilin's mansion and told him that he must be allowed to worry." Guess what, Lu Zhilin had already packed his things, had already loaded the car, and after getting permission, he went out with the old slave, and estimated that at this time, he had already arrived outside the city. ”

"Hateful!" Li Shimin waved his hand and said, "Don't mention him, this time Li Mu had an accident, and my father also sent someone to ask a few times, but I have not replied." Now that things have come to an eyebrow, I still have to go and see on my father's side. Gao Gan, go prepare the car, let's go to heaven and earth. ”

"No."

Gao Gonggong prepared the car, Li Shimin also changed into civilian clothes, the master and servant did not bring their entourage, went out of the palace gate, and turned a corner to heaven and earth.

After getting out of the carriage, Li Shimin was quite surprised. He knew that business in heaven and on earth was not very good. On weekdays, when I catch up with the meal, there are only a few tables of guests. But today, when I looked at it, the carriages were full, and it was obvious that there were a lot of guests. Could it be that after a few days of not coming, business has picked up?

The two walked in, and the waiter was originally a palace maid in the palace, so he naturally recognized Li Shimin. But because of the words first, in this heaven and earth, Li Yuan is the biggest, although Li Shimin is the emperor, but here, there is no need to pay homage to him.

Seeing Li Shimin, the waiter bowed slightly, said 'welcome', and got out of the way.

Li Shimin often comes here, and he doesn't feel lazy, so he stopped a waiter and asked, "Why are there so many guests today?" ”

"Back to Your Majesty, today is a great joy for the Hou of Zhulu, so I invited many guests to gather together."

"Apprentices?" Li Shimin looked at Gonggong Gao, who was also at a loss, and said, "Your Majesty, when the minister left, I didn't hear about it." ”

Li Shimin asked again: "Who is receiving it?" ”

The waiter replied, "It's the prince of Zhao Guo." ”

"Nonsense!" Li Shimin frowned and said: "The prince of Zhao Guogong and Li Mu are the same generation, and they are older than Li Mu, how can they apprentice?" ”

The waiter had been in this hall all along, and he happened to hear the conversation at the 'apprenticeship ceremony' just now. In order to show the grandeur, but also to let the guests present to be a witness. Just now in the hall on the first floor, I repeated what happened in Zhuluhou Mansion. was born before me, and the set that was born after me also said it again, and the eldest grandson Wuji was really tormented.

The waiter learned what she heard from Li Shimin. Li Shimin heard that the eldest grandson Wuji was also there, and he personally took the eldest grandson to worship him, and he suddenly cried and laughed. The eldest grandson Wuji he knows is not like a person who does such an out-of-the-ordinary thing, what is going on, the eldest grandson Wuji would let his eldest son worship Li Mu as a teacher?

Li Shimin waved his hand, and the waiter retreated. He went up the stairs, intending to find the eldest grandson, Wuji, and ask what was going on.

At this moment, Li Shimin heard Li Mu's voice.

I saw Li Mu sitting in a wheelchair, snuggled by the railing on the second floor, with a wine jug in his left hand and a wine glass in his right hand, looking at the people in the hall on the first floor with drunken eyes, burping, and saying, "Everyone! Ladies and gentlemen! ”

Attracting everyone's attention, Li Mu smiled and said, "Listen to me!" ”

"Today, I am very happy to receive the disciples. Eldest grandson Chong! Now it's my apprentice! MasterMaster, a teacher is like a father, and a disciple is like a son. The eldest grandson Chong is now the same as my son. ”

When the people heard this, they wanted to laugh but didn't dare. They didn't know if Li Mu was drunk and talking nonsense, or deliberately teasing. Seeing that Li Mu's expression was very serious, it didn't seem like he was talking nonsense, which made people a little unpredictable.

Li Mu burped again and continued: "To tell you the truth, I, Li Mu, have some skills!" What do I have to teach! Isn't it, how can I be someone else's teacher? ”

Li Shimin bowed slightly, it's okay, this kid is self-aware.

"I'm just ...... If you're a genius, others will, and I'll figure it out. Others won't, and I'll think about it. Others can't make poems, so I do them casually, and apart from these, the appearance is also handsome, and there is nothing more. Oh, and I can make a little bit of money, and that's all, I really can't think of any other advantages! ”

“……”

Li Shimin glared at Li Mu fiercely, and said secretly in his heart, I was relieved just now, you kid, there is really no one in your eyes.

Although this was the voice of everyone present, no one dared to say it. Because in fact, Li Mu is also telling the truth, it sounds arrogant, but if he is arrogant, he can't be regarded as arrogant.

Pastor Li sighed and said, "Eldest Sun Chong, this apprentice, to be honest, I am not satisfied. I will teach him something, can he learn it? For example, I know how to strike iron, do you see the giant axe that my brother is carrying? That's what I played! Will the eldest grandson Chong be able to learn? He...... Can't learn! ”

"Poetry? He was even more in vain. ”

"But I can't help but give Uncle Guo's face, so I accepted him as an apprentice." Li Mu waved his hand and shouted to the eldest grandson on the opposite side: "Disciple, don't be angry! You have to remember that you are the most useless! As a teacher, you won't have any expectations for you, you learn from me, learn as much as you want, and pull down if you can't learn, don't be pressured! ”

"You!" Changsun Chong really couldn't help it, and was about to get angry, but was dragged by Changsun Wuji. Eldest Sun Wuji shook his head and glanced at Li Shimin's direction, and Eldest Sun Chong saw it, suppressed his anger, and became honest.

Li Mu smiled again, poured a glass of wine, spilled half of it, and drank half of it himself.

"Actually, I won't hide it from you, my mood hasn't been very good lately. You all know why, so I don't know. Just mentioned poetry, today is full of friends, I am very happy, literary thoughts are like a urine collapse, it is really ...... Ah, that's wrong, the thoughts are like springs, almost! Hehe......" Li Mu smirked and said, "Make a poem for everyone, Bo Jun smiled." ”

When everyone heard that Li Mu was going to compose a poem, they all became attentive. Li Mu's poems are a must, never bad, what poems is he going to do this time?