Lumen Mountain, next to Xiangyang City, is the place where Pang Tong's uncle Pang Degong lived in seclusion.

Pang Degong is famous in Jingxiang, the most good at people, known as "knowing people", his reputation is compared to Xu Shaolai, although it is not excessive, but it cannot be said to be inferior.

Pang Degong now lives in seclusion in Lumen Mountain, making a living by collecting medicines, although he has a fairy wind and bones, but he has never departed from the mundane, and still pays more attention to false fame.

He always evaluates the world's famous people on weekdays to increase his reputation.

If it is said that Xu Zi of Runan will become famous by virtue of the Yuedan evaluation, then Pang Degong's way of fame is to give people nicknames.

Pang Degong's level of nicknames, which is definitely not an ordinary level, belongs to the kind that is liked by the big guys.

Of course, the nickname given by Pang Degong is definitely not the social nickname of "pheasant", "little stammer", "nest skin" and "big Tianer" in later generations, but a very elegant nickname for celebrities.

For example, the celebrity Sima Hui, his nickname of Mr. Shuijing was given by Pang Degong, "Mr. Shuijing" These four words are almost more familiar than Sima Hui's real name in Jingzhou, in the land of Jingxiang, you say you don't know Sima Hui, but if you want to say that you don't know "Mr. Shuijing", then you are basically underdrawn.

On this day, Pang Degong finished collecting medicine at the bottom of the mountain and was drinking on the mountain, but he saw a young man hurriedly come to him and said to him: "Pang Gong, it's not good! ”

Pang Degong turned his head to look, but saw that it was Cui Jun, a famous student in Jingzhou.

"Who should I be, it turns out to be Zhou Ping, come, accompany the old man to drink two lamps." Pang Degong greeted Cui Jun with a smile and asked him to sit down.

But Cui Jun is obviously not in the mood to drink now.

He hurriedly said to Pang De: "Pang Gong, it's not good, something big has happened in the world." ”

Pang Degong said unappreciably: "There are big things happening every day in this world, what is the big thing, but no matter how big it is, what does it have to do with you and me?" ”

Cui Jun hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Pang Gong, this time is different. This big event has nothing to do with me, but it has something to do with your old man! ”

Pang Degong stroked his goat's beard and said slowly: "What is going on in this world, can it still have anything to do with the old man?" ”

Cui Jun hurriedly said, "Do you remember the Lumen sticker you released yesterday?" ”

Lumen stickers are a list that Pang Degong uses from time to time to evaluate Jingzhou celebrities and give them nicknames, and it is the exclusive patent of Pang Degong, which is a sharp weapon.

Pang Degong said slowly: "Of course I remember, yesterday's Lumen sticker, I commented on Pang Tong Pang Shiyuan, and said that it can be matched with the word phoenix, what does this have to do with the world's major events?" ”

Cui Jun slapped his thigh vigorously and said hurriedly: "The relationship is too big, and the bad thing is bad in the word phoenix!" ”

Pang Degong frowned and looked at him, and said strangely: "Why, isn't there something taboo with these two words?" ”

Cui Jun shook his head and said: "That's not it, it's just that these two words are now scolded by the world as plagiarism......"

Pound's body shook when he heard this, and he almost didn't fall off the cushion.

He turned his head to look at Cui Jun in surprise, and said suspiciously: "Plagiarism, plagiarism?" Who plagiarizes? ”

Cui Jun looked at him with a solemn expression: "You plagiarize." ”

"you!" Pang Degong stood up abruptly and said angrily: "You kid just plagiarized, your whole family plagiarized!" ”

Cui Jun waved his hand vigorously: "It's not that I said that you plagiarized, but the world said that you copied." ”

Pound puffed up: "Which person in the world is so unreliable? Say, who did the old man copy? ”

"Say you copied the potter."

"Potter? That Prince of the Peace? ”

Cui Jun nodded vigorously.

Pang Degong couldn't help sneering: "The old man hasn't even seen the face surnamed Tao, so how can he plagiarize?" What did I copy from him! ”

"It's a matter of saying that Pang Tong is a phoenix."

Pang Degong rolled his eyes: "This nickname was originally used by the old man to evaluate the phoenix, what does it have to do with the potter?" ”

Cui Jun looked at him cautiously, swallowed a mouthful of foam and said: "Pang Gong, you sent a deer door sticker yesterday to inform the world that Pang Tong can be called a phoenix chick, but as early as some time ago, the world has spread all over the world, and the pottery merchants have called Pang Tong a phoenix chick on the battlefield and Zhuge Liang as Wolong......"

At this moment, Pang Degong was completely dizzy.

The two names of Wolong and Phoenix Chicks were just come up with by him at the beginning of the year, and he never mentioned them to others, but he planned to suddenly throw them out when he was inadvertent, and brush up on a wave of prestige.

Feng Xiao he gave it to Pang Tong, and Wolong He hasn't figured out who to name it yet.

Why did it suddenly get involved with the potter and Zhuge Liang?

Pound was trembling, and his hand holding the wine cup was unsteady.

He carefully placed the wine cup on the case, stared out the window with a dull gaze, and muttered: "This is impossible, this is impossible...... This must have been copied from me by a potter. ”

Cui Jun sighed: "This is also a matter of no way, after all, the potter said that the Wolong and Phoenix Chicks are before you." ”

"Who the hell are you kid with?" Pang Degong said angrily.

Cui Jun shrank his neck in fright: "I didn't say it, it was the world who said it." ”

"The world is blind!" Pound sat down with a snort, picked up the slip and pen and ink, and began to write.

Cui Jun looked over suspiciously, and said, "What is Pang Gong going to write?" ”

"The old man wants to criticize the potter!"

……

Pang Degong's incident happened after Zhuge Liang and Pang Tong fought in battle.

During the battle, Pang Tong first watched the soldiers and horses of the Jinling Army rush out, and then looked at the ten generals of his subordinate lined up neatly in front of the formation, and finally his eyes fell on a person sitting on a trolley and swinging a feather fan.

Pang Tong's gaze couldn't be taken away at that time, and he was so envious in his heart.

This person is Zhuge Liang?

Hi! It's a fan shake and a trolley, what a style!

Of course, he himself is also handsome.

If you don't say that the prince of Taiping is a British lord who meets once in hundreds of years, you can see that everyone with their apprentices has a good appearance, and they have never fought each other, and they will be overwhelmed by three points in terms of external form.

On the other hand, compared with Zhuge Liang of others, he seems much more cold.

Pang Tong felt sour in his heart, and he shouted in the air on the other side: "Your Excellency is Zhuge Liang?" Wolong? ”

Zhuge Liang arched his hand in the air: "Wolongzhi's statement is just a casual ridicule by the teacher, it can't be taken seriously, Brother Pang laughed." ”

Pang Tong said loudly: "You didn't take it seriously, but I did, you don't want to be a sleeping dragon, but I think this phoenix chick nickname is good, you and I are a dragon and a phoenix, today in front of the three armies, how about the decisive victory?" ”

Zhuge Liang arched his hand and said: "Brother Pang will draw the next road, and then it will follow." ”

Pang Tong immediately arranged for everyone to set up a formation, and ten generals led each unit to form a formation in turn, and opened a posture in front of the three armies.

Zhuge Liang observed carefully for a while, and praised: "What a plum blossom array, it is really interesting." ”

After that, he arranged for the generals of Jinling to break the formation and let them divide their labor for a while.

The potter was standing at the head of the city watching, and suddenly, he saw Sima Yi come to his side.

"Teacher, the disciple thinks that the other party sent Pang Tong to fight the formation, it should be more than as simple as it seems."

The potter said, "What do you mean?" ”

"The disciples think that Pang Tong is just a bright one, and they should actually have a secret hand."

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