284. Beard
"My lord, what a godsend. The young master's plan is far above the pine. Lord, there is evidence from the young master's wife, and it can be verified that there is no hiding place of the Five Doumi Sect in Chengdou County, if what the young master said is true, his subordinates think that it is not impossible to give it a try, but... Dare to ask the young master, our army went out to attack Zhang Lu, Zhang Lu is just a bull-nosed old man, he has no martial arts, he doesn't understand military strategy, and the victory is expected, but what should I do with Chengdou County and other counties? ”
Zhang Song and Fa Zheng are good friends, they think that their strategy is on par with Fa Zheng, Zhang Song saw Fa Zheng complimenting Liu Bei and Liu Chan, and he was unhappy, this Fa Zheng Fa is filial piety, he used to work under Liu Zhang, he has always been upright, there is one thing to say, never play haha, how did he get mixed up with Liu Bei, it was like becoming a person, just Liu Chan, a bear child, can actually shoot a sycophant, Zhang Song really obeyed Fa Zheng, and Liu Chan solved a problem with Zhang Lu, Fa Zheng blew Liu Chan into the sky, is it early,
"In case, the subordinates are saying that in case, as soon as our army leaves on the front foot, the back foot of the Southern Barbarian Army will arrive, and then the rear of Yizhou will be empty, and the troops will be insufficient. The young master's qualifications are outstanding, and between talking and laughing, Zhang Lu is in ashes, how to prepare for the Nanban? Or Yizhou does not have a large army in charge, how to maintain self-preservation? ”
"Yo, Yongnian, don't talk if you're ugly, just sit down and listen, what should you do? Chilled salad! The best way to deal with the Nanban invasion is for us to counter the invasion faster than the Nanban. Not to mention the little trouble in Yizhou, it can be easily solved, even if there is no conflict between Ma Chao and Cao Cao, don't we also face these problems? We still have to find a way to solve it, can't we do it, we are helpless, sit and talk, eat and wait for death? Let Zhang Lu become bigger, and Nanban will act wantonly, and in the end, it will be even more difficult to get rid of, and it will be deep-rooted? Without Zhang Butcher, I wouldn't eat hairless pigs. ”
Liu Chan is not aimed at Zhang Song, who is extremely ugly, Liu Chan is saying that the so-called talents here are all garbage, whether it is the Youzhou department, or the Yizhou department, or even the Jingzhou department brought by Liu Bei, they only care about their own personal interests, and they don't have the courage to eliminate the disadvantages for Yizhou, Liu Chan doesn't want to quarrel with Zhang Song and these strategists, just to have a meal... Well, drag the family to a meal.
Liu Chan saw that the atmosphere was a little stiff, and he had the intention to ease it down, and he got Zhang Lu, Liu Chan still wanted to continue to push Nanban too, as long as the wine pipe was enough, who wouldn't blow water? Liu Chan can sit here and say 10,000 ways to deal with Cao Cao, which is much stronger than Zhuge Liang's three strategies in Longzhong.
"Who? Who wants to eat my hairless pig? Selling pork, my old Zhang's pork only has meat, not hair. "Zhang Fei didn't meet the leading brother Liu Bei before, he was still a butcher who sold pork, Zhang Fei was drunk and ignorant, but he just heard 'Zhang Butcher', 'Hairless Pig', instant conditioned reflex, jumped up, when Zhang Fei sold pork in the past, Tong Su was not bullied, and there was no shortage of catties or two, but Zhang Fei would take the opportunity to shave off his beard with a knife before passing the scales, and drop it in the pork, so as to add a little weight, which is also Zhang Fei's beard is still a beard, shaving desperately every day, naturally the longer and denser, "Hmph!" Who dares to say that my family's meat is a hairy pig, and I stabbed him with a knife... Hiccup, hiccups, big brother, drink... Wine, Adou, you're also there, come! I did this with the third uncle. ”
Zhang Fei became an official and a general, but Zhang Fei was not as happy as he used to sell pork, the screaming of pigs was just upsetting, Zhang Fei could bear it, painted pictures of ladies at home, made a little black-hearted pork money, and then opened the winery, and the days faded out of birds, plain and self-sufficient.
Since following Liu Bei, Zhang Fei has no regrets in his heart, but he is tired of killing, and even after the war, Zhang Fei can't suppress the demon barrier in his heart if he doesn't kill people, so he can only rely on drinking to numb himself, or whip the soldiers in the army to vent his anger, but Liu Bei refused, and persuaded Zhang Fei many times, with reproach.
"Third brother, you're drunk again, what's wrong? I was drunk and dreaming just now, and I dreamed back to selling pork in Zhuo County? Good! The third brother really knows how to remember the bittersweet memories, and after the eldest brother takes you to beg for thieves and restores the Han Dynasty, the eldest brother will also return to the field, and return to Zhuo County with you and the second brother, and continue to set up our small stall. Come! A cup to all of you, Yongnian, why do you keep looking at Adou? Drink, drink. Third brother, don't drink it, look at you, so reckless and rude, others are holding wine glasses in their hands, and when you mention it, it is a wine jar, and the cow drinks and hurts the body. ”
Liu Bei was amused by Liu Chan and Zhang Fei, the two living treasures, the two nostrils were full of anger, the uncompetitive sworn brother Zhang Fei, who was a fierce general in battle, but when he went into battle, Zhang Fei was a burden, either drunk every day, ignoring military affairs, or whipping soldiers, causing everyone to be in danger, miserable, one Zhang Fei is enough for Liu Bei to have a headache, and now Liu Chan, the son of Liu Chan, is also uneasy, Liu Bei can't wait to snatch Zhang Fei's whip, beat Liu Chan to death, save these two people from having a banquet, always do things, and spoil the harmonious atmosphere,
"Adou, you help your third uncle down first, don't let your third uncle drink high, and tomorrow you will sleep until three poles in the sun, and you will miss the drill in the middle school field. Third brother, don't drink anymore, as a general, you have to learn from your second brother, let go of drinking when you should drink, and if you shouldn't drink, you will resolutely not drink alcohol. Come, come! Don't stop drinking, Yide is not strong enough to drink, Adou helps him go down first, we have to say it first, don't get drunk and don't return, otherwise you won't give me Liu Bei's face, I'll give you a glass first. ”
Liu Bei desperately gave Liu Chan a look, wanting Liu Chan to take Zhang Fei first, this scene is really not suitable for Zhang Fei and Liu Chan, they don't understand the slightest bit of human sophistication, and they can offend people with one mouth, it is better for Liu Bei to drink wine here alone with the Wenchen generals in Yizhou.
"I didn't drink high, Adou, you drink yours, big brother, don't shout, drink your wine, who dares to come over to help me? annoyed me, so I didn't drink alcohol, so I stuck a spear into him...... Call! Call! Call! Zhang Fei stood up, took another sip, trembled, couldn't stand firmly, pounced, and fell on the dining table, staring at a pair of bull's eyes like copper bells, and began to fall asleep.
Liu Chan smiled at the corner of his mouth, this Zhang Fei is funny, the amount of wine is high, he can't stand Zhang Fei drinking like this, it's just a cow, and if you go down a few jars of wine, you have to pour it.
As soon as Zhang Fei slept, Liu Chan saved trouble, and he didn't need to help Zhang Fei, a big man, you must know that when people are drunk, they are dead and heavy.