"Help!" Wu Yuanming waved his hands and jumped up from the bed, shouting and struggling, Wu Yuanming tripped over the sheet and fell down the gum, the consequences of close contact between his head and the ground in addition to severe pain, but also made Wu Yuanming calm down - being beaten by the chengguan is just a dream. Thinking of this, Wu Yuanming breathed a sigh of relief, and lay on the cold ground weakly panting.

"Shizi, Shizi, what's wrong with you?" An old and panicked cry came from outside the house, and Wu Yuanming vaguely felt that the voice was somewhat familiar, but he couldn't remember who the owner of the voice was. At this time, the door was pushed open with a creak, and a ray of candlelight entered Wu Yingxiong's dark bedroom, shaking Wu Yuanming's eyes were dazzled, and in a daze, Wu Yuanming saw an old man in a robe and a horse coat come in, and the old man still held a brass candlestick in his hand, and the shaking candlelight shone on him, and he could be found that he was still wearing pigtails.

Wu Yuanming asked vaguely: "Who are you, where am I?" ”

"Shizi, what's wrong with you? I'm your old slave Wu Fu, are you in your own study? The elderly Wu Fu was so anxious that he shouted, "Shizi, you must have been caught in a nightmare." Wu Lu, Wu Shou, Wu Xi, you three little kings and eight lambs come quickly, the prince is caught in a nightmare! ”

"My own study? Wu Lu? Wu Shou? Wu Xi? My own study? Wu Yuanming gently repeated these words in his mouth, and his mind was chaotic, one moment it was a picture of fighting insects and birds in an ancient house with carved beams and pillars, and one moment it was a picture of playing Counter-Strike with a keyboard and mouse in a cement concrete room, sometimes he was wearing red and hanging colors to marry a bride who was less than one meter three tall, and sometimes he was waiting hard downstairs in the girls' dormitory with bright roses, and even the white-haired Wu Fu fought with old bones to support him without noticing.

"Dad, what's going on?" Several young voices quickly approached with the sound of chaotic footsteps, and at this time, several candlesticks in the study were lit by Wu Fu, and Wu Yuanming's eyes gradually adapted to the light, and he saw clearly that there were three young people in their twenties who rushed in, all with bald foreheads and small pigtails, and living old Manchu costumes. Wu Fu anxiously shouted to the three young people: "Little rabbit cubs, come and pick up the eldest prince, the eldest prince has scratched a piece of skin, and I have peeled off the skin of your whole body." ”

The three young and strong young men worked together and lifted Wu Yuanming to the gum without much effort, although Wu Yuanming should have met them for the first time, but Wu Yuanming's mind recognized that the young man who was a little older was called Wu Lu, the young man with a capable face was called Wu Shou, and the young man with the greatest strength and the smallest appearance was called Wu Xi, and Wu Yuanming also knew that these three young people were the sons of the old Wu Fu, and they seemed to be his own domestic servants. It made Wu Yuanming even more confused, "Who am I?" I'm Wu Yuanming? Or someone else? ”

"Shizi, you must be having nightmares again." The old Wu Fu checked Wu Yuanming for any falls, and said in a nagging voice: "Prince, the old slave knows that you are upset that the emperor rejected your return to your hometown and province, but you must take care of your body, the old prince is still waiting for you to go back in Yunnan, and you will have the opportunity to go back in the future." ”

"Dad, the eyes of the prince are scattered, and he seems to be distracted." The young man named Wu Shou was the most shrewd, and he saw that Wu Yuanming's mental condition was not good, so he suggested: "Why don't we go to the imperial doctor and prescribe a few doses of calming medicine for the prince." ”

"Don't look for the imperial doctors, those imperial doctors are unreliable, they must be spies." Wu Fu shook his head and rejected his son's proposal, and said to his younger son: "Wu Xi, your feet are fast, bring more silver to the front door, and find Zhou Huichun and Zhou Langzhong there to treat the eldest prince." ”

"Do you want to report to Gege by the way?" Wu Xi agreed and asked again, hearing this, Wu Yuanming subconsciously shouted: "Not allowed!" Don't report her! I don't want to see her! I don't want to see a single person in her house! ”

"Piercing!" After Wu Xixing knelt for a half, he quickly ran out of the study. Wu Yuanming breathed a sigh of relief and collapsed on the bed weakly. At this time, Wu Yuanming has gradually remembered his identity, he seems to be the eldest son of a prince in the Qing Dynasty, and Wu Fu in front of him is the old family member of his family, Wu Lu and Wu Xi were still born in their own family. And the vicious scene of the chengguan just now was just the end of a long nightmare, in that dream, his name was Wu Yuanming, and he was a traffic policeman with a decent style......

"Wu Fu." Wu Yuanming shouted softly, and Wu Fu, who was applying bruising medicine to Wu Yuanming's fallen skin, raised his head and replied kindly: "Shizi, the old slave is here." ”

"I ask you, who am I? What's my name? Wu Yuanming asked in a drowsy voice. Wu Fu was stunned for a moment, and then realized that the little master must have lost his mind in a dream, so much so that he forgot his name. Wu Fu said respectfully: "Hui Shizi, the surname of the prince is Wu, and he is the eldest son of Wu Sangui, the king of Pingxi, the husband of Princess Heshuo Jianning, and the minister of Yipin Jingzhi to lead the crown prince Taibao, and his honorable name is Wu Yingxiong. ”

"I'm Wu Yingxiong!" Wu Yuanming sat up, Wu Yuanming already remembered that he was Wu Sangui's eldest son Wu Yingxiong, the same Wu Yingxiong who was cuckolded by his wife, and his genitals were cut off by the adulterer's **, and his head was cut off by Kangxi! The eldest son of the big traitor Wu Sangui - Wu Yingxiong! The current time is not the 21st century, but the third day of the first month of the eighth year of Kangxi!

Thinking of this, the exhausted Wu Yuanming was in a cold sweat, and he didn't know where a burst of strength came out, and he jumped out of bed from the gums, regardless of the three family members beside him, he just pulled his pants in a hurry, and shouted in a nervous hoarse voice while pulling back, "Wu Fu, get the lamp!" I'm going to take a look, to see if my lifeline is still there——!! ”

"My lifeline is still not there——?!" Wu Yuanming's shouts were like wolf howling, like ghost crying, and even more like the howling of a night owl, which spread far and wide in the snowy night. In short, although Wu Yuanming's Efu Mansion is located in Shihu Hutong outside the Xuanwu Gate, his shouts can even be heard clearly by the imperial guards on duty in front of the Zhengyang Gate of the Forbidden City! Frightened, these poor imperial guards were very suspicious, and they also spent money to buy incense, candles, and paper money to worship the fox fairy. But the most pitiful thing is the people around Shihu Hutong – the price of their houses and land fell by half overnight.

"Thank God for the ancestors...... It's still there. Wu Yuanming, who was finally relieved, collapsed on the ground, and shouted in his heart, "Lao Jin hurts people a lot...... ”

After Wu Yuanming was put on the gum by Wu Lu and Wu Shou again, about half an hour later, Zhou Huichun was invited by Wu Xi in the prestigious Huichun Hall in the apricot forest in the capital, not that Wu Xi was lazy and unreasonable, but that this Zhou Langzhong began to say that he was unwilling to come to see the eldest son of the big traitor, and what did he say that Wu Yingxiong would be very happy to die of illness - to make a Lang Zhong who takes saving lives and helping the wounded as his own responsibility to say such things, Wu Yuanming can be regarded as unique in ancient and modern times. In the end, it was Wu Xi who knelt down for Zhou Huichun, and even his forehead was broken, and Zhou Huichun reluctantly followed Wu Xi to Wu's mansion.

After entering the study, Zhou Huichun, who was wearing a mink coat, had an extremely unkind face, and sat directly on the edge of Wu Yuanming's bed without even saying hello, and asked with a big thorn, "Shocked by dreams?" When is it? As he spoke, Zhou Huichun took out a piece of tulle from his arms and covered his right hand, and then grabbed Wu Yuanming's wrist and touched the pulse. That rude and contemptuous behavior made Wu Yuanming extremely unhappy, in the 21st century, if anyone dared to treat Wu Yuanming like this, Wu Yuanming would have turned his face long ago.

"Zhou Langzhong, please drink tea." Wu Fu put a cup of hot tea beside Zhou Huichun and said in a low voice: "Our son was startled by a dream half an hour ago, and he was sleeping well, but suddenly he fell off the bed with a scream. Wu Fu's hot face was completely attached to the cold buttocks, and Zhou Huichun, who had a straight face, didn't even look at him, just snorted coldly as an answer, but Zhou Huichun immediately let out another exclamation, "Huh! Odd! ”

"Zhou Langzhong, what's wrong with our son?" Wu Fu was frightened by Zhou Huichun's surprise, and hurriedly asked, "Zhou Langzhong, is our son very sick?" ”

"The kidneys of the prince are thick and solid, which is really rare, and it is really admirable that he can still do this with the status of the prince." Zhou Huichun's answer finally made Wu Fu breathe a sigh of relief, and Zhou Huichun's face improved a little at the moment, and he praised from the bottom of his heart: "Shizi Gui is the eldest son of the King of Pingxi, a first-class minister, Princess Jianning's forehead, how many beautiful wives and concubines in the family are in groups, and they can still be so clean and self-loving, if the villain is not wrong, the prince has not been close to a woman for at least three months, right?" It's amazing, it's amazing. ”

There were only four candles lit in Wu Yuanming's study, and the light was not very good, so Zhou Huichun didn't notice the eyes of Wu Fu, Wu Lu and others on him, but he couldn't help admiring Wu Yuanming's pulse, and he also wanted to go to his only son who eats, drinks, prostitutes, gambles, and has five poisons, and can't help but say again: "I hate my unsuccessful dog, not to mention marrying a four-room concubine before thirty, and often going to the flower street and willow lane like Bada Hutong to stay with prostitutes, if he can have half of the self-esteem and self-love of the prince, I won't always ask the old man to prescribe him Liuwei Dihuang Pill. ”

"Zhou Langzhong, if the pulse is already numbered, please prescribe a prescription, and the old man will ask someone to grab the medicine." Wu Fu, who had been fiddling with the charcoal basin, saw that Zhou Huichun was becoming more and more sensitive the more he spoke, and couldn't help interrupting Zhou Xingchun's self-talk. Zhou Xingcheng was also very obedient that day, and when he saw Wu Fu's eyes and Wu Yuanming's face was not good, he immediately understood that he might have inadvertently violated Wu Yuanming's concealment, so he immediately shut up and went to the desk to prescribe medicine.

Although Wu Xi invited this week of rejuvenation with many mouths and tongues, he is the first divine doctor among the people of the capital, and even the Empress Dowager Xiaozhuang has invited him to see the problem of migraine, and Wu Yuanming is not sick at all, he only needs to prescribe some medicine to calm the nerves and invigorate the qi. Therefore, Zhou Huichun wrote a prescription and naturally moved the pen like flying, and in the blink of an eye, he opened the prescription and handed it to Wu Fu, "Go to my pharmacy to grab the medicine, fry three bowls of water into one bowl, three doses a day, and take it for two days in a row." ”

"Thank you Zhou Langzhong, Wu Xi, send Zhou Langzhong back quickly, and catch the medicine by the way." Wu Fu took it with great gratitude, and arranged for his youngest son to send this week back for rejuvenation. But this week, Huichun was not in a hurry to leave, and said with a thorny sarcasm Wu Yuanming: "Shizi, I found that your liver veins are very weak, presumably because you are usually entangled in mundane things, accumulating sorrow and sadness, the prince still wants to open some things, think more about happy things, our Han people have given away people, what is more worthy of sorrow than this." ”

", you just said that my dad gave the country to the Manchu Qing Dynasty." The treacherous Wu Yuanming has recovered a lot of sanity at this moment, and naturally hears Zhou Huichun's voice, but Wu Yuanming has also heard that this Zhou Huichun is an old stubborn who does not eat oil and salt - the Empress Dowager Xiaozhuang once ordered Zhou Huichun to work in the Tai Hospital, but Zhou Huichun resolutely refused to bow to the Manchu Qing under the pretext that he was suffering from an infectious disease. Moreover, in order to find out whether Zhou Huichun was panicked, Xiaozhuang successively sent several groups of imperial doctors to check Zhou Huichun, but they were all inconclusive and finally failed. This old stubborn man who abides by the distinction between the Manchus and the Han Dynasty even dares to disobey Xiaozhuang, and it is strange that he will bow his head to an idle minister like Wu Yingxiong.

"Thank you Zhou Langzhong for your concern, I, Wu Yuan...... Wu Yingxiong received it. "Wu Yuanming is a character who would rather die than suffer losses and desperately take advantage, and he doesn't even want to take verbal losses," but I also remind Zhou Langzhong, in this case, just talk about it in front of me, if you talk about ......it in front of other talkers, hehe, Zhou Langzhong may not be afraid of death, but Zhou Langzhong's son and grandson may be ....... ”

"Forgive me, the son of the world, he is old and confused." Zhou Huichun secretly scolded himself for talking too much, thinking about the hatred of the Manchu Qing Dynasty in the previous dynasty, but it was a capital crime of Zhulian Manmen, although he deceived the imperial doctor with unique means and escaped the crime of violating the will, but he was also listed in the Manchu court, if what he said just now was spread, the consequences would be unimaginable. Therefore, Zhou Huichun didn't dare to sarcastically mock Wu Yuanming, and he didn't even dare to accept the consultation fee, so he took his leave and left, so that Wu Yuanming, who scraped oil in the stomach of the mosquito and removed the meat on the leg of the heron, saved a lot of late-night medical expenses.

"Shizi, you shouldn't scare Zhou Langzhong." Wu Fu, who served Wu Yingxiong's ancestors and grandchildren for three generations, was not only loyal to Wu Yingxiong, but also a kind and sensible person, while boiling medicine for Wu Yuanming, he said: "Although this Zhou Langzhong spoke ugly, and inadvertently violated your taboo, but he is a really good person, last year Ao Shaobao ordered the expansion of the enclosure (Note 1), many of the Han people whose fields were encircled begged for food to Beijing City, and the medicine hall in the capital called Huazi to apply medicine to Zhou Langzhong's Huichun Hall, and I don't know how many of our Han people ...... saved." ”

Wu Fu's good-natured nagging was just playing the piano to the cow, and Wu Yuanming, who had almost no conscience, didn't listen to a word at all, and at this moment Wu Yuanming just repeated a few words, "Zhuang Zhou Mengdie, Zhuang Zhou Mengdie, Zhuang Zhou Mengdie...... Suddenly, Wu Yuanming jumped up from the bed barefoot, startled Wu Fu's father and son, and hurriedly asked, "Shizi, what's wrong with you?" Shizi, are you uncomfortable there? ”

"Zhuang Zhou Mengdie ——!" Wu Yuanming ignored the concerned inquiries of Wu Fu's father and son, just jumped and waved his fists, and laughed wildly: "I understand, I am like Zhuangzi, dreaming of my own afterlife!" Hahahaha......, Qing Dynasty, Lao Tzu is back! ”

It turned out that in less than an hour after waking up, Wu Yuanming had already understood what that long dream represented—his consciousness in the twenty-first century had returned to the body of his previous life. If it were someone else, and the consciousness suddenly returned to the body of his previous life, he would definitely panic and don't know why, but our Wu Yingxiong Wu Dashizi is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and when he understood what happened, not only did he not panic, but he did not have a low will for his tragic fate in the future, but rushed barefoot to the snow-covered house, waving his fist and yelling at the dark night sky, "Qing Dynasty, Lao Tzu is back!" Lao Tzu is back! ”

A biting cold wind blew, and one or two snowflakes suddenly fell in the dark sky, and the snowflakes became bigger and bigger, and they fluttered one after another, like goose feathers. It's like God is crying for Wu Yuanming - how can I send such a superb scum back to this era? Isn't that iniquity?

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(Note 1): After the Qing Dynasty entered Beijing, in order to solve the livelihood of the officers and soldiers of the Eight Banners, it was decided to forcibly occupy the land near Beijing, and then issued an order to enclose the land. In December of the first year of Shunzhi, it was stipulated that all the ownerless wasteland of the Han people in all prefectures and counties near Beijing would be enclosed and distributed to the kings and soldiers from the east.