Chapter 202: You Come and I Go

After seeing the face of the black-armored man standing at the front, Long Tao glared.

"Wang Ba Lamb, Grandpa Long is really afraid that you won't come!"

He opened his throat and snorted, "Scold the brothers in the street camp, come out to pick up the guests!" ”

"Come on!"

"But wait for Daddy!"

"Lao Tzu's big tongue is already hungry and thirsty!"

More than 500 people walked out of the rear one after another, and without Long Tao saying more, all the armor soldiers spontaneously lined up in several columns to stand behind him.

Seeing that everyone had arrived, Long Tao shook his head, shook his shoulders with half a piece of baked cake, and walked towards the camp with Lu Xiu and the others with the five hundred "scolding street camps" behind him.

Everyone stopped a few feet away from the Zhenbei Army soldiers, and after all of them stood still, they folded their arms around their chests, raised their chins high, and rushed to the opposite person with their nostrils.

"Little chicken, Grandpa Long looks at you and doesn't remember to scold."

Long Tao looked at the black-armored man standing at the front while nibbling on the baked cake in his hand and said, "There are also people who rush over to be scolded every day, how fucking cheap are you?" ”

At present, the leader of the Zhenbei Army is the Ji Er who once beat Long Tao with one punch and couldn't get out of bed for two days. This person is a partial general in the Zhenbei Army, although he is not very old, his ability is not small, he is skilled in arches and horses, and he is one of the leaders of the younger generation of the Zhenbei Army.

Perhaps because he was promoted by Liu He, Ji Er was particularly unkind to Guo Yu, the airborne general of Zhenbei and the Sancheng army under him, and he was the one who made the most trouble these days. Most of the people who came to the Sancheng military camp every day were also led by him.

The so-called enemies were extremely red when they saw each other, and when he saw Ji Er's face, Long Tao couldn't help but think of the humiliating experience of lying on the bed and letting Lu Xiu rub their rounds and flattens. Under the grief and indignation, he no longer had the heart to continue to say some cruel words, and shouted directly: "Brothers, scold!" ”

After receiving the order, the five hundred or so people behind him took a deep breath at the same time, and then scolded loudly in unison.

"Cerebral palsy waste, I don't know how to spray feces in a day when I don't have a few serious things!"

"A bunch of dog baskets! Why did you come here to spread wild, your mother didn't come to serve today, and there is no milk for you to eat! ”

"People call chickens, they look like chickens, and they dare to run out if they don't hide in their crotch, for fear that others won't know that your chickens are small?!"

Five hundred people roared in unison, the momentum was really amazing, and they called a tiger who swallowed thousands of miles like a tiger, and on the other side, after being scolded a few words, they also began to fight back, but they lost the opportunity at the beginning, and the words prepared were not as fierce as the Sancheng army, so it was naturally a little difficult to resist.

Looking at the bloody appearance of the scolded dog on the opposite side, Long Tao swallowed the last bite of the baked cake, his face full of pride.

Just kidding, when it comes to swearing, they really haven't scared anyone.

In the past, there was the demon king Xiao eldest sister who opened the mountain, and then there was the fragrant Guo Yu edification, after years of hearing and seeing, the people of the Sancheng Army have all become masters of scolding the street. As for the five hundred people he was singled out, they were even more of the masters, even if they took out any of them, they could compete with the aunt who was the best at scolding the street in the neighborhood.

Listening to the sound on the other side, Long Tao sneered, raised his hand and signaled the brother behind him to stop. He raised his eyes to look at Ji Er, whose expression had become a little gloomy, and mocked: "Wasn't it quite fierce before, why is there no movement now."

? Looks like you can't do it at all, tsk..."

Ji Er's face became more and more ugly, and he sneered: "But the mouth is more powerful, except for this mouth, I'm afraid there is nothing left of you waste, right?" ”

"A strong mouth is enough."

Long Tao, who has always been cheeky, was not annoyed by his ridicule at all, but squeezed his eyebrows and said: "After all, our mouth, your mother, your sister, and your daughter-in-law have all said that it is good after using it." ”

"You!"

The green tendons on Ji Er's forehead jumped, obviously angry. He clenched his fists, forced himself to suppress the anger in his heart, and chuckled: "What kind of people raise what kind of soldiers, depending on your virtue, your commander is afraid that it will not be much better." In my opinion, those military exploits and the position of the general of Zhenbei, I am afraid that he deceived the king by relying on his mouth. ”

As he spoke, he turned his head and laughed at the armor soldiers behind him, "Brothers, do you say it? ”

This group of soldiers of the Zhenbei Army was scolded just now, and it was called a grievance, how could they let go of the opportunity when it was not easy to get it, and they all echoed it at the moment.

"That's the designation, just because of that hairy boy whose milk hasn't been broken, it's good that he didn't get scared to pull his pants after going to the battlefield, how can he make so many achievements!"

"How do you know that people don't pull? What if you pull it without holding it back? Maybe that Qi Tibetan mastiff was smoked to death by him! ”

"Thinking about the soldiers and ghosts back then, they went into battle, their bodies were like sifting chaff, feces and urine were flying, and the mastiffs of the Great Qi were wiped out!"

"Good words, good words!"

The laughter was endless for a while, and Ji Er turned his head and looked at Long Tao and the others who were full of anger in front of him, with some pride in his eyes.

When it comes to scolding, it is impossible for him and the people he brought to compare with the Sancheng army, and it is really not easy to bargain for it.

Fortunately, the hooligans also have death holes, as long as the object of insult becomes Guo Yu, to ensure that this group of people will be angry with the seven orifices.

He followed the example of the previous Sancheng Army armor soldier, raised his chin and nostrils facing the sky, and his face was full of contempt.

Listening to the bursts of ridicule on the other side, the Sancheng army was no longer as calm as before, and they didn't care about any uniformity under the anger, and they each scolded at the top of their throats. As for Long Tao and other commanders standing at the forefront, their expressions were also more ugly than the other.

"These bitches dare to arrange the boss like this!"

Mei Shigan gritted his teeth, "Can you sleep tonight?" ”

Lu Xiuqian, whose face was flushed, glanced at Long Tao, "Little Longlong, what do you say?" ”

"How?"

Long Tao rushed to the ground with a mouthful of thick phlegm, "Then you don't need to ask, fuck it!" ”

He smiled and turned his wrist, and wanted to move forward, but before he took a step, he was stopped by Er Yingzhang and Wu Liao.

"No."

Er Yingzhang had a calm face, and there was a trace of anger suppressed in his eyes.

"Private fighting is strictly forbidden in the army, let alone a chaotic fight of 1,000 people."

Wu Liao's tone was a little helpless, "Don't be fooled by Xiaolonglong, the more trouble we make with them, the greater the contradiction between the Sancheng Army and the Zhenbei Army, and the more troublesome it will be when the boss comes back to take over the Zhenbei Army." ”

“……”

As soon as he heard Guo Yu, Long Tao, who was already gearing up to do a big job, suddenly became dumbfounded, and he said as if deflated: "Is that it?"

Just let these dog sons bark here? ”

"Not really."

Wu Liao shook his head and grinned: "As the so-called way of the other is to give back to the other, since he scolds our boss, then let's scold his boss?" ”

"What do you mean? Scolding Liu He? ”

Lu Xiuqian next to him was stunned when he heard it, "Didn't you just say that honest man?" Why is this scolding him again? ”

"Originally, I thought he was an honest man, but now that I think about it, something seems wrong."

Wu Liao frowned and said: "This group of people swaggers over all day long, and there are a lot of people who come every time, it is impossible for Liu He not to know." If he had the heart to restrain them, how could he have let them be so presumptuous. ”

He sneered: "Don't forget, the commanders of the northern army of this town have always been surnamed Liu. Now that he has been replaced by our boss, how can he, Liu He, the only seedling of the Liu family, endure it? Maybe this group of people made trouble because he secretly instructed it. ”

As he spoke, Wu Liao's complexion gradually became solemn.

The Liu family has guarded the northern border for the Great Song Dynasty for a hundred years, and their prestige in the Zhenbei army is not small. If this group of people acted really as instructed by Liu He, then the matter would be a little difficult to handle.

If they don't fight back, they will inevitably be separated from them by the 10,000 soldiers of the Sancheng Army. But if the counterattack is too much, then Liu He can justifiably punish a few of them, and even drive out the Sancheng army directly.

Regardless of the former or the latter, it is extremely unfavorable for the boss who is far away in the north. Once recruited, the Sancheng army will be attracted by others, even if the boss returns and sits on the position of the general of the north of the town, it will be in name only after all.

"All in all, it's impossible to hit no matter what, at least it's not us who do it first, let's scold."

Wu Liao patted Long Tao on the shoulder and encouraged: "You just scolded Liu He hard, and scolded it ugly!" ”

After listening to Wu Liao's analysis for a while, Long Tao, who didn't think much of Liu He, felt that he was not a good bird, nodded heavily, and then raised his head to look at Ji Er opposite, and laughed loudly: "Our boss is not good, and it is not a little stronger than your boss!" ”

"Whether it's our boss or the boss and his father, they are all people who have fought side by side with General Liu and talked and laughed. In front of him, your boss is a son. As for you, that's just grandchildren. It's a bit unbelievable to be a grandson's grandfather so arranged. ”

He shook his head, "Speaking of which, your boss is really almost meaningful. People have to die compared to people, and goods have to be thrown away, the comparison between the two is really a superior judgment. ”

As he spoke, Long Tao folded his fingers and counted, "This is talking about military exploits, our old battle Yumen broke the Yumen and captured Tianlan, and your boss is not one." Speaking of force, the boss is on the list of martial arts, and as for you... Don't mention it. In terms of official positions, one is the general of the four towns, the commander of the Zhenbei Army, and the other is the general of the four marches at the small level, the deputy commander of the Zhenbei Army... Tsk, it really doesn't work anywhere. ”

Thinking of some rumors, he smiled at the Zhenbei Army soldiers on the opposite side whose expressions were difficult to look at again, and then said proudly: "This is not the end, compared to women, your boss is also a complete defeat." Her Royal Highness the princess of our Great Song Dynasty, that fairy-like beauty, likes what our boss likes, it's really called don't want it. The two of them are in the barracks all day long**You and I... Oops, I'm too embarrassed to say. ”